Post selfies and i will photoshop you silly.
do me do me :D
>>21667437
Okay lets do this
>>21667445
you a fly now gurl.
>>21667468
not much more i can do to make you look sillier, but i will try pony tail.
>>21667468
you are a policeman now
>>21667437
>>21667567
enjoy responsibly
>>21667572
you supreme dark lord now, congrats.
>>21667690
I approve.
Nothing to lose and everything to gain.
>>21667696
thats the spirit
>>21667696
I know what you're thinking; you're welcome.
>>21667740
Now when someone calls me a dickface, I can back it up with cold, hard facts.
Don't be shy folks, step right up.
Do et dad
>>21667878
The surgery was a success (sort of!)
we had to amputate the beanis.
penis please
>>21667948
What's that you say? a glistening anus?
>>21668011
kinda hawt actually
>>21668023
Dew me
>>21668092
>inb4 he turns the bottle into a penis
also my turn! make it wonderful!
>>21668113
fucking iphone rotating bullshit god damn it pisses me off lol
Tentacle pron pls
>>21668129
how the fuck do you fit in a shopping cart? you must be extremely tiny lol
>>21668092
a benis would have been too good for this pic.
This got me interested
>>21668113
Sorry, i couldn't change anything about your photo, i only turned it for you.
>>21668232
ahh well thanks anyway, i can see why people always call me a dickhead now
Make me pretty
>>21668070
What am I a fat hippo??
>>21668199
I'm 5'1 lmao
>>21668129
Whats that you say? Supersize her?
>>21668252
you're what happens when the thread slows down and i have a bowl.
>>21668268
lmfao holy shit
>>21668270
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yes thank
>>21668275
ya, good 2 throw around... in the garbage
be kind
>>21668214
>>21668274
Should I be flattered? Lol
>>21668294
try an un warped pic, brave guy.
>>21668308
were you hoping for cocknballs?
>>21668233
Your forehead was the canvas.
>>21668247
this is the wrong thread to ask for improvements, i will make you look silly instead.
lmao nice job ur great
>>21668428
Hail satan, hes a pretty cool dude.
>>21668488
Haha cool dude. Feel like doing more pics?
>>21668541
I guess it depends.
I'm taking a break with a beer,
but if people post stuff i'll most likely respond.
>>21668488
Maybe a shower pic?
fuck me up fam
Give me the best you can do
>>21668580
Your blood clart eyebrows and gash Tash are already gassed out rudeboy
>>21668610
what did you even just try to say?
>>21668577
Gee Satan, if i run out of others i'll get back to this.
pretty gay tho.
just saying.
>>21668580
don't spend it all on one place, anon.
>>21668653
your art is great man
>>21668592
>>21668672
Thanks anon.
>>21668659
Giver
i want big teeth and red eyes and whatever the fuck you want
stand by, op picking up where I left off.
>>21669414
excellent
>>21669283
hi
>>21669319
>>21669512
>>21669636
Holy shit, thanks friend! Nice work!
>>21669642
you're welcome anon.
>>21668735
Nice! Thanks, bru
can you make me a zombie :o
I want to be beautiful too
Anon still here? Cool thread man
Lycanthrope?
>>21667437
thanks op, very creative.
>>21669794
>>21669860
>>21670195
Finally I am kawaii
>>21669910
>>21670223
you made it buddy.
anything pls
>>21669944
i wonder what he expects. i wonder what he'll feel once i deliver.
>>21670261
Do whatever. I won't hinder your art
>>21669944
>>21670225
>>21670325
10/10
Have at it
>>21670256
>>21670363
expected better tbh
>>21670369
didn't put any effort forward tbh
>>21670369
try a different picture, i just roll with what hits me. If i think its a bad pic/r/ i shit on it and move on
>>21670376
no need to be defensive. I still like you
>>21670382
try this
>>21670382
Well honestly guys, he said like 7 hours ago he was taking a beer break.. Where must you be now?
>>21670395
naw im sober. unless i can be drunk off pot, in which case i'm over 9k.
>>21670345
>>21670428
Fantastic! I never have facial hair unless winter, but that was the first picture of me on my phone.
We are also drunk in the same way then.. Splendid.
>>21670445
myth busted amirite?
>>21670451
Ha.. Officially best thread ever.
>>21670392
whew. ok for-realsies this time.
>>21670392
ok... guys, i think these are the most photo realistic butt-holes ive ever painted. EVER. Thank you all for being a part of it. I'm chillin if anyone has anymore /r/ or just want to bs.
>>21670511
you da man op
have a go and make fun of me rest of /soc/
Its pretty late, if this thread exists tomorrow i'll take some more /r/
>>21667437
pls
>>21668011
10/10
Please do Jimmy
>>21671052
Bumping for Jimmy
>>21667437
It's my first time..be gentle anon
>>21672185
supposed to let OP fuck you up not your parents lmao
>>21672193
... so what's it like to be a virgin at 30?
Cool thread, hope you can do one of me!
OPs back, gonna start from
>>21670602 (.... I GUESS.)
Thanks for keepin it bumped anons.
>>21672457
how plague doctors looked under their masks
>>21671043
>>21672185
>>21672252
>>21672782
behold
Don't be shy, step right up and show off to all your friends how cool you can look, post all those shameless selfies.
Got duck lips? I'll flatten em!
Got flat lips? I'll turn you into an anus!
>>21667437
BEAUTIFY ME, SHOOP WIZARD
>>21672971
>Be 4chan
>Sees file attached to post
>See IP
>"Nah, fuck that guy"
>>21672971
You wait in line dumbgui
>>21672970
>>21672978
>>21673203
The size is quite generous. Thank you, based anon. Saved.
Sweet Jesus do me, make me giggle
>>21673363
lool
>>21672571
RIP Jimmy
>>21668252
I think you're all the characters from Shrek simultaneously.
>>21672528
lolol nice thanks good job getting rid of the glasses haha
anon is very talented and has delivered continuously. props. keep it up anon!
loving this thread so I'm posting one more to keep this up near the top and in hopes you get around to it!
pls
>>21675018
>>21675054
>>21675033
god you look like a friendzoned faggot
>>21675923
... are you asking me to combine these two femanon?
>>21675935
yes!
>>21675922
keep it in the dick rate threads, you soc fags are so aggressive.
I guess thats all for today /soc/ hopefully it sucks less tomorrow.-
>>21676067
lmao I look awesome hahahahah
yes please <3
>>21677201
having that much makeup and it being so poorly applied to your face is enough of a joke hahah
>>21677217
Don't be jealous
Hi OP :)
I'm excited !!
>>21677217
Agreed anon! The irony is that she was cute to begin with. Especially if she smiled.
Ooh!
>>21677658
Oh shit someone I know IRL
>in other news
Great thread OP don't abandon just yet.
OP here on mobil,
Glad to see ppl are still posting selfies, ill get to them soon.
Some of these are straight out of Berserk tier. And dicks.
>>21679523
Sorry, maybe its the brownie i ate an hour ago... but....
what?
>>21677201
>>21677841
>>21677217
could you guys leave? that would be rad.
>>21677658
>>21679573
I meant that your art looks like Berserk + dicks.
In other words, it's good.
>>21679686
damn gurl, gimme dat sucky sucky
>>21679796
well. i'm glad you think my art and dicks are good, in other words, i guess.
Not that i particularly enjoy one or the other.
Love your work OP!
>>21679881
I don't know how to reply so have this pic instead.
>>21677868
>>21679912
this was actually the correct response.
>>21679523
>>21679796
>>21679912
also i was listening to this while painting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86iwJi-7jM4&index=9&list=PLcNwckgc99ubpHS3JAD4FeODAmUvXsmWi
I'm loving this thread lol, do your worst.
>>21679900
>>21679918
it's been a great honor.
You're good as hell dude, I used to do shit like this all the time but it'd take me 30 minutes to an hour and I couldn't paint nearly as well as you. Do you make any serious art OP? You're super talented.
Nice thread, you've made some fun pictures.
My face looks like it needs some genitalia on it.
Make me handsome
>>21680239
You humble me,
nothing i'd share on 4chan. but yea i do art that isn't putting vaginas and dicks over peoples faces.
>>21680106
>>21680240
right you are ken.
>>21680240
genitals pls
>>21680343
who are you kidding, don't you know what spider man says?
>>21680274
Heh, good one!
>>21680336
Wow man, the amount of detail on that foreskin is amazing. Awesome job! thank you.
>>21680343
DON'T YOU KNOW?
"I am the batman"?
>>21680256
In my country, they would go crazy.
>>21680406
No.
>>21680367
whats so good about it anon
Yeah, that foreskin is a labor of love right there. I'm like a rabbi in reverse.
Please, I know it's a small picture but it's the only one that I have avaible of my friend. He always uses pictures of several characters with dicks in their faces as his avatar on Skype, I'm sure that if you do the same to him it would make his favourite avatar ever.
so close.
Just fuck my shit up fam
>>21680427
You're good cracking jokes too.
>>21680428
But... whats so good about it anon.
>>21680439
so i was all... i could either have the dogs butthole stretching over your head, or it's boner going through an eye.
mfw
>>21680449
It's funny cause Ken lacks genialia?
>>21680469
That's one way of looking at it, the wrong way, but a way none the less.
>>21680480
Please enlighten me and my ignorant ways, why is it so good?
please make me the man i wish i could be
>>21680511
if you don't already know by the two hints i already dropped there's no point in telling you.
here is some quality music instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rr0-qJkOFQ
>>21680580
Sounds nice, I was only familiar with one of their songs.
I wish I could get what they're saying tho.
>>21680439
>>21680467
>>21680558
I'll use my best judgement.
photoshop me silly please
>>21680580
So complex
>>21680635
wow thanks this is going in the family post card
>>21680728
Deep... like some... vast puddle.
>>21680558
Another satisfied customer. It is a statement, not a question.
>>21680743
You sir are welcome. That's what i do, i bring people together. Through cards.
ive never been so turned on in my life. thank you
op why aren't we friends
>>21680266
lol thanks for the vag on my face, so what sorts of art do you do mostly?
>>21680689
Kay
>>21680839
because i fucking hate ppl mostly.
>>21680852
You're welcome. I do digital stuff, 3d models, digital paint, etc. The occasional genitals on stranger's face.
Make me Serial killer pls
>>21680883
B-but I do too
>>21680907
'comon bae, just love me in the moment. Forget about who we are.
Just... post that selfie and... let me take a steamy shit on it.
>>21680888
loud and clear buddy, assholes for eyes it is.
crunchatize me cap'n
>>21681000
>>21680983
I can't believe my shitty eyes!!!
Get it...
>>21681123
No. What the fuck. You've offended me deeply.
>>21681121
bruh
sweet
>>21681137
Hearing you loud and clear amigo
Do you worst OP, combine me with the bird into some unholy amazing beast
OP, you are amazing.
Well folks, it's been a day. If the thread exists tomorrow i'll pick up again where i left off.
Until next time /soc/
Can you add hairy balls to his chin?
I love you
>>21681765
His as in... this isn't your selfie anon?
Didn't you realize... How that might have made me feel?
>>21681178
I'm not even lurking this thread... I just dropped in to say you're... super attractive. Kaythnxbai.
>>21680981
Pls ;-;
>>21682134
lolfilters
>>21673700
I love u for doing this to me
Now I can be a faggit
>>21683952
>>21684005
Flawless
