MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.
Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite
sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.
Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!
Previous MSA thread:
>>19782511
VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/
CHIRBIT
http://www.chirbit.com/
PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/
MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
http://pastebin.com/v9d9qf3H
UPDATED SCRIPTS (OLD/NEW)
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Aki slidin' up in this parking spot like your DMs.
Changing it up today because saw some nice BMWs on the prowl and German engineering is second best only to Jap.
>>19794752
True. Not like they care anyway though lol. As long as people have dicks, it's all R34 fuel.
>>19794783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pr0O9enbEO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2gwGRacsf
A-Are you new? Gimme that name, son. And keep posting cats :3
Rabbit establishin'
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bfuL7NfxF9
Fay reporting in!
A little distracted ATM with Blanco.
>Pic related.
>>19794957
I think I have a new CD for you. Hmmm
Purple establishing ID:
Have some content:
"Good Things Come To Those Who Wait" [Msub]
http://chirb.it/tzr4HA
"Dinner Guests" [Msub]
http://chirb.it/hybgEf
"You Have a Secret" [Dom]
http://chirb.it/GssPgN
"Verbal Abuse" [Dom]
http://chirb.it/znhIqO
"A Nice Night In" [Dom]
http://chirb.it/3wFF2A
"Lazy Day" [Dom, DD/lg]
http://chirb.it/pa0G95
"Bad Pet" [Dom, Script by Ami]
http://chirb.it/rw6cmn
"Restaurant Fun"
http://chirb.it/HD91Ed
Other things, like rap, and more filth, can be found on my Chirbit:
http://www.chirbit.com/PurpleMSA
>>19795000
>new Fay CD
>>19795001
Purple I have a new cover for you to do...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7YrKkS41Gc
This is someone who followed after I tweeted Lil B
BLANCO HOT TO TROT
>>19795022
hyp'd
>>19795000
;;;3
Soda establishing ID here.
Just the female lurker of this.
Hopefully I'll make some scripts.
...
Yay, I established.
The pic is someone's representation of me.
You can say the caption aloud for yourself.
>>19794957
>keep posting cats :3
Eve here.
>gif related, i iz teh kitteh
>>19795110
Bambi here, hi bunbun :3
>>19795022
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7YrKkS41Gc
Good god that was awful. Transcribed so i'm going to rap it now.
And fuck me are they recording this using a tin of baked beans plugged into a pc with a bit of string?
>>19795145
The other songs get worse and worse....
>>19795110
Meow. Meow meow, meow.
Pic meow
>>19795171
Meow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI
>Still wants Blanco to sing 99 Luftballons
>>19795171
>>19795203
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW0vrqTuUUY
>>19795231
... Wait what
>>19795269
Yeah, I requested that a while ago but I think that's when you went to sleep.
>>19795044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kbNLkhMpAO
Forgive me, based thread
>>19795136
:3
>>19795251
>still better than the insufferable cuntbag that is John Mayer
>>19795286
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kbNLkhMpAO
My sides this was wonderful and you somehow made it less horrible.
>>19795316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKZ4DGOSPm
>>19795330
Let's see if you can win the challenge round...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WivvRLE9xtU
>>19795298
you wish for me to chew on yoru ear, come here then :3
Midnight Road Rambler checking in.
Requesting Everyman stop fapping and pump out some more memoirs;D
I need triumphant feels of rust.
>>19795283
Must be cuz I never heard of it! Shiiit does it have to be in german, I ssuuuuck at german.
>>19795286
swag
>>19795373
>requesting Everyman stop fapping
u maek me sick
>>19795395
There's an english version :P not as amazing though.
>>requesting Everyman stop fapping
>u maek me sick
Might offer to take his place, not positive yet.
>>19795373
I want Everyman to sing /while/ fapping. That'd be fun to listen too.
And I don't think we've ever heard Rambler fap on mic, though, I've been told he's sent some personal recordings...
>>19795347
>my reaction:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V4XTvzXr4S
have some awful german singing as a consolation prize:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGoK374fiT
>>19795110
Oh gawd yes kitties are my fetish. I actually have a video of my cat doing something like that. Little nigger wouldn't leave me alone until he got scratchies.
>>19795136
>>19795298
>>19795362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nlKS22mq2v
>>19795203
>Super Troopers
FUCK yes.
>>19795452
>Doesn't cut the dick off
>off
>off
>off
>off
Singer guy here.
"Cry me a River" in the style of Julie London- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eysjsQKjBB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g7a4r7mKry -The /r9k/ version of "part of your world"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03FW7ogQOdg "Feelin' good" a capella
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P7enPMVzQH - You raise me up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOwYK7pMOs - A very unusal rendition of Creep. Lots of shitty notes in this one, but hey.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u06zRckzhP -Danny Boy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSFLmtHTYo - "A whole new world". Girl parts included.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L3idqPlGKE Coldplay's "Fix you"
I take requests. My mic is shit. I'd love to sing/talk to you.
>>19794957
^^; sorry i went on a 11 min ramble and talked about my name twice... that's like, a party foul or something...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ftiALGyNdE
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2gwGRacsf
NDEs with water... not fun. i could get over my fear of heights, the dark, all kinds of animals, but i still don't like open water or deep/cloudy pools.
>>19795483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g0hXQJxn0I
>>19795417
I'll try it during the weekend!
>>19795505
OH! I remember you! Wondered what happened to you~ <3
MEOWING OH FUCK CUTE
although kinda made me wanna squirts you with water and lock you out of the room. Cat-owner proburemus.
>>19795475
Gif related. It's you and me.
>>19795505
Ovri is like... a fixture. She the resident baller of MSA
That cat impression is pretty good. I tried one myself:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yFo7x3Cebk
>>19795475
>>19795298
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1iQFMnDqTIl/6d4d6d6ec3bfb249
>>19795422
Oh, I had a public one out there like three days into my tenure here. Took it down though because, hey, I'm a tease.
-MRR
>>19795395
> you make me sick
Well, SOMEBODY has to try classin this place up every-once-in-a-while. I mean, DAMN. It smells like 10,000 jizz covered hookers died on a barbecue in here.
-MRR
I'm having too much fun with this lime business
Here's a poem
"Ode to MSA"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ukuhehHl0e
#onelife2live
>>19795505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tUk2MiWpmU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4YhFv7eA3
Fuck I dun it again
>>19795753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DHMBiyzUSl
>>19795706
Damn, you actually got me excited until
>Took it down though because, hey, I'm a tease.
>TFW 13 followers for Lime God
>TFW 10 of them follow Lil B
>>19795818
Maybe I'll put it up again briefly. you'll hafta watch my feed on chirbit.
or maybe I'll make a new one, who knows?
mwahahahaha>:D
>>19795845
I'll keep that in mind.
>>19795818
And actually, I don't believe I've had the official pleasure of being introduced to you Soda. Nice ta meetcha:D
>>19795818
Don't worry I'm making one sooner or later.
>>19795908
I came in...two threads ago?
No one knows my voice and I have no claim on FSA, but I just lurk between that thread and this one.
Pleasure meeting ye.
>>19795919
This thread is always lacking faps.
And I might as well restate my lol request from before that actually got a respons
>>19795505
>>19795811
KITTYCAT AND PUPPY
SITTING IN A TREE
R-E-C-O-R-D-I-N-G
alsopicrelated
>>19795734
PFFF it's faps n raps
>>19795791
;__;
beautiful and so pimp
>>19795417
faps is best
>>19795945
What request?
>>19795967
...4chan, why did you not paste it.
"If you haven't edged, do it and record."
I threw it in as a joke request, then Everyman gave us a whole 20 minutes of him doing it.
>>19795984
I really wish people weren't home right now because I could so do that.
>>19795886
Oh yeah, apparently...
my mic technique brings all the girls to the thread
cause they're like, it's better than yours
damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you
but I have to charge.
>>19794898
[spoiler] http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc&p=n#/0;3
>>19796009
>>19795998
I should also request a public/exhibitionist fap now, hah.
>>19796027
I dunno if I'd go for that one though :P
>>19795791
Beautiful...
All hail the 'Bino.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nrYqfLarNv
>>19795945
>no claim on FSA
>no voice
>demanding faps/edging
>but posts best touhou Alice
Carbonated beverage pls.
>>19795958
S-SHUT UP BAKA
>>19795958
imma make asound or a poem called fap rap now XD
>>19796009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14wQdhc337u
>>19796011
I wasn't aware Weird Al Yankovich was relevant anymore. I mean, the 90s were over 15 years ago.
>>19796075
He's still kicking and he hasn't aged a bit, it's weird.
>>19796075
Inappropriate public transit chortlecacks have been had.
Thank you.
>>19796093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s179MCKQiwtQ
>>19796051
>demanding faps/edging
Lel.
I ain't demanding, I'm /requesting/!
>English nazi.
>>19796139
If thou wouldst receive,
thou must first give.
Truly, this is the path
of brotherly love
and charity.
wtf;dr: Give faps, get faps.
>>19796167
Heh.
I've never schilked before, like...
I have no idea how to schlik, and even if i did, mic is a piece of shit and won't record anything.
So all I have to give is blind hope.
and scrips later on.
>>19796167
>wtf;dr: Give faps, get faps.
>tfw everything i post on fsa goes unnoticed by msa
>>19796167
EXCLUSIVE GIF OF SODA BEING FAPPED BY A LOLI
>>19796139
>Lel
>English nazi
Yeah, forget I even said anything.
>>19796167
>
>>19796193
Eve bby pls don't even you know I marathon your stuff every night.
>>19796191
>I have no idea how to schlik...
Uh, there are instructions out there.
Wait a fucking second, how old are you?! Never schlicked, don't know HOW to schlick?
That sounds like a sad existence, no disrespect intended. I'm suddenly reminded of a 10 year old boy I knew when I was 9 who didn't know how to hold his breath...
>>19796193
pffftt. no. Ms. Soothing Lesbian wonderland and incredible drunk fap. No.
that lesbian wonderland one... I felt something... melted my icy heart
>>19796201
I approve.
>>19796219
Never bothered, I know how it works and shit - but I just never...had the desire to schlik? I get the general stuff of how to do it.
>shrugs
I've outdone myself this time...
>>19796193
I wouldn't say that's at all accurate.
Must stay away during the day.
> danger: diamonding imminent
>>19796249
the Limeinatti?
>>19796267
Illimenauti
It's beautiful
>>19796216
>>19796223
>>19796266
ty bbys
>>19796248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ac2Z9sRRmL
>>19796249
>ilimeinati
pic related
>>19796306
Just remember, you triggered my first 100-1...
>>19796349
But y u deleted it?! ;_;
Ovri here. I'll just post link to my pastebin
Warning: entering LEWD zone, proceed with caution:
Finally caught you - stalker, yandere, dub-con
Of wizards and puppies - petplay, forced bj, slight bondage
I have you now, my dear - rape, mild name-calling, forced impregnation, stalker.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM - slightly vanilla, blowjob, bribe, female initiative
The late night phonecall - late night snugglefuck cuddle session via phone, mix of lewd+vanilla.
Shall we play? - straight shota, b\s wincest, blackmail, teasing, fingering, hidden toys.
Good god, best friend - petplay, submissive male, handjob
NO LEWD ZONE:
On the coldest winter night - vanilla break-up
Hide-and-seek - yandere, obsession, psycho
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 2 - vanilla fluff, continuation (same character as in first)
Goodnight, sweetheart - yandere, abduction, substance, obsession, psycho
AND FUCKING FRESH NEW SCRIPT (Aki-nii, you'd better hurry up if you want to take this script's first time, tehehehe~)
My sweet little sister - wincest, fantasy, dragon fucking age, templars and mages, obsession, yandere, dub-con, lewd
http://pastebin.com/u/1sou
>>19796365
oh I still have it.
I figured leaving it up for a night would allow you minxes a shot at downloading it for your private collections...
and I'm a tease;D
but also a perfectionist. I feel I could have done better...
oh captcha: tagnmen exchange
>>19796219
It's difficult for a lot of women. I didn't have any orgasms until I was 20. I still need a vibrator or it's impossible.
Well, one time the vibe ran out of batteries near the end and I was able to finish just by doing the movements but I don't think that counts.
What happens if I do a fsa script?
>>19796407
Huh. Did not know that.
I guess either I've been extremely talented or the girls have been;D
No matter, I think everyone had fun...
>>19796430
World implodes, babies cry, AIDS gets cured
decide what you think is the best outcome
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MCYEDOyMd4
>>19796396
I didn't know how to download it then. I do now though.
>tfw my obsession with myspace in hs finally paid off
>tfw showin my age
>>19796407
>>19796436
I can't get off from fingering, still feels amazing though. Touching my clit does almost nothing for me at all.
>>19796455
I know I'm gonna hate myself for this... But this is to make the world implode.
First, anyone have a request for the script? I'm gonna have to use a hushed voice for this keep in mind.
>>19796481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dAuyzIP0Ci
sorry i sound so retarded :P
Snow establishing ID. Missed the last thread. Work etc.
Hide-and-seek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZJLVMZX3F3
David Mamet's Sexual Perversity in Chicago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hQ89ntBILx
One of Dark's scripts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nEHiLrLiS5
Finally caught you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7qczHuJZ2
Silence of the Lambs monologue
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWCfcNagMV
Ramsay Snow torturing Theon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dl5JvBlnjq
Random stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O6qAMIFwzg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03JXOoiPC83
Taking requests for yandere and anything else.
>>19796506
10/10 reminds me of that accent thing I posted last night. It was so painful to record. :P
>>19796481
Well, like I told Soda, watch that feed. Mwahahaha;D
And so if fingering doesn't work, what does? And why not fingering? Does it just not feel good at all or is it a matter of not being enough?
>>19796546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ERKXBqk6bw
Getting bored of shit posting constantly. I mean its only cool if you get reply's right?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s161bfqqoOUt
>>19796596
Write and recite a poem to Limes
>>19796394
My Sweet Little Sister by Ovri
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v5LvUUWeet
>31 fucking minutes
>lightheaded as fuck at the end from all that moaning and kissing
You've outdone yourself.
>>19796430
I've done a couple. Was fucking great. So much dick.
>>19796638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FpjNxA3ky7
#DEEP
>>19796685
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FpjNxA3ky7
>>19796638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wbmyfLAspu
>>19796716
My sides
>>19796571
Check for it in the selected recordings whenever they go up. If it's not featured, then I'll post it for you.
>>19796550
Yeah, but how long is it gonna stay up?
(LOL. Pun not on purpose, but definitely intended now.)
>And why not fingering? Does it just not feel good at all or is it a matter of not being enough?
It feels good, it just doesn't hit the spot. Literally. I can cum from penetration, it's just that my fingers aren't long enough for it to work. Pillow humping is my usual method. And there's no mess with it either. Lol.
Ohgodimtooshytobesayingthisshit.
>>19796550
>>19796752
kittykat/deer whimpers eyes please post it :3 im impatient =P
Hi, I'm Richard, I sing Disney songs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TcUojKa6Y3
Let me know if I should do more
>>19796638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QiiP2SJ5Nb
>>19796752
>Ohgodimtooshytobesayingthisshit
I tend to have that effect on women.
Ya know, getting them to open up their most personal selves to me.
> yup. pun.
>>19796775
top kek
>>19796775
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QiiP2SJ5Nb
You win... you win everythinh
>>19796767
Oh god oh jeez oh fuck.
Um your mic is a little shitty but i dunno what you could do about that.
Please please sing Make a Man Out of You from Mulan.
You don't even have to make it sound manly just pls...
>>19796786
>>19796790
R-Really? Not too much lime? Is there a such thing as too much lime?
We should totes do lemon-bashing poems now.
>>19796764
I'll pastebin it.
http://pastebin.com/j7Kffsfy
>>19796775
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QiiP2SJ5Nb
>the lime is above time
first line, i knew it was gonna be good
10/10 AKI BEAT MOTHERFUCKING POET
>>19796833
me singing a song form frozen :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OXS6x3aSGi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hhwm1NswoR
>>19796833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7ZvFNudNQ
>>19796881
Oh god! Those feels at the end, fuck, I forgot about that part of the song. :(
>>19796827
I actually never learned that song so here's quick recording after listening through it a couple of times (first verse only)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KGpux3KIYs
Aladdin bonus before bed because it's my favourite
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g4nPdFwi67
Be neat if someone did Jasmine with me (idea not limited to just ladies haha)
>>19796827
Also yeah, I can't do much about my shitty mic, sorry
>>19796917
i ran so far away (least you listen to me ) <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YpQdV5Znhi
>>19796972
>>19796985
Oh gawd that was scrumptious. Thank you!
But please, try and get a better mic if you can't fix it. Make sure no cell phones are near etc. That thing does you no fucking justice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pGASjaMzCY
doin a thing \(*u^)/
i'm sorry of crap mic awareness, but one of these days... i'll upgrade this mic! then it won't be swingin' round my head and catchin' on my breath and pillow and stuff...
ah, what did i miss...?
>>19796638
i decided since everyone else is singing.. i'd write a song about limes.. adjust your volume accordingly and sing along if you know the words.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LaBVPrfGa5
Lyrics:
>LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMME~
By turret ^_^
>>19797173
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LaBVPrfGa5
beautiful
>>19797205
omg you really think so!?!?!?!? ^/////^ thank you!!!
>>19797220
There's always beauty in chaos my friend.
>>19797023
Hnnnng!
Awaiting Aki's reply.
>>19797173
:D
>>19797023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPlFW57OHg
http://soundgasm.net/u/Aki_
http://pastebin.com/u/Aki_
>>19797273
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPlFW57OHg
!!!!!!!! :3
imma go pass out now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0
ill make you moister than a thanksgiving turkey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ugHmuXnm7y
"Education for Leisure"
By Carol Ann Duffy
http://chirb.it/c8vqtH
>>19797273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G9uD78IUdt
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/719288/4818358196/
i'm already all ova your soundgasm tho... :>
>>19797481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s089yNHhepPO
I just realized how lost in translation that comic might be in other languages... I hope the joke isn't completely lost. Leave it to English to construct something stupidly sexy enough to work.
>>19797598
night Akirameru.
>>19797640
nini turretto <3
>air hugs
>from all the way over here where I'm safe
I keep trying with shit I want to do, but.. fuck.
I can't do it.
>>19797394
How weird would it be to ask for your Skype or Snapchat or whatever?
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1C9h3HTucJc/fb48f235f624d80d
Do I Think You're Beautiful? , Monologue
"Do I think you're beautiful?" You know I hate loaded questions. But, okay, I'll play your little game if it'll make you happy.
Your legs. Long. Shapely. There might be just the slightest bow to them, but it's not really noticeable. ... Doesn't seem to interfere with the walking. Hey, I wouldn't give the bow another thought.
And you've got one heck of a trim chest. I mean, who wants to see excess baggage in that area? Certainly not me; that's for sure. Now don't get me wrong; I could probably handle the excess if it were there, but thank God it's not. A, B, C, D. Cup sizes? ... Just letters of the alphabet to me. In fact, I don't even think about 'em, especially the letter D.
Your arms. I've always meant to tell you that I think it's really cool how you bleach your arm hair. I'm not sure I would have ever thought of that if I were a girl. Kudos.
Your neck. Hey, it's a perch for your head. What else can I say? ... except that, maybe you should have that big mole looked at, ... honey.
Your face. Love that broad skull of yours. What's the term, brachycephalic? You know, I think scientists no longer believe there is any connection between skull shape and criminal behavior. Really, I don't think anyone notices.
Ah, your hair. ... As ever-changing as the sand dunes of the Sahara. ... As unpredictable as a summer squall on the Pacific. ... As intriguing as a CNN exposé.
"Do I think you're beautiful??" Well, honey, I think I would have to say that you're ... you're fairly breathtaking!
>>19797598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q2LyESyisO
night msa!
>>19797712
you're posting the delete links to your vocaroos! :(
Wait a Minute , Monologue
Wait a minute! Just wait, I mean if your not going to give me a chance to tell my side of the story then I don't know what we're doing here. I mean come on. What is all of this if it's just going to be you berating me? I think we need to to have an open, you know, discourse. You know what I'm saying? You know? No, shut up, my chance to speak. This is my time here. Ok here we go.
I can see why you would think this is all my fault. I mean the whole thing looks a little incriminating. Sure. Yes. Of course. But who is the enabler? Huh? Oh shit, I got you there. Yeah who is the enabler. Let me tell you who. You. I never would have been in this situation if it wasn't for you. Your always bragging about your best friend and how great she is. You both parade around like you've both won little blue ribbon at the state fair. And we're best friends too. I mean I'm sorry but when you say things like your my best friend and if I ever need anything don't hesitate what am I supposed to think.
So fine yes I had sex with your best friend, and yes I feel bad, but what I am really saying here is that I'm not alone. I think all this negative energy your giving me right now, I don't think it's all about me. I think some of that might be more about you. So yeah you can end the friendship, you can never talk to me again, you can choose her over me, and by the way she may your BFF, but last night she. . .ok bad place to go. Bad place to go I understand. I'm sorry. Look all I'm saying is, all I'm saying, where are you going. Oh come on come back man. Ok It's your turn now go ahead, speak. Come back, I'm sorry.
To Kiss or Not To Kiss , Monologue
So the whole night's led up to this. One single moment of you and I, alone, with only the heavens watching us silently from up above. What should I do? Should I kiss you? I mean, I won't deny it - I've been thinking about it all night, actually long before tonight, but maybe I thought about it too much.
I do that sometimes. I mean, a kiss could be the perfect ending to this perfect evening with you - our lips locked in an embrace that says things lips can only say when they're not speaking. One single kiss, filled with passion to the point where our very souls are overflowing with it. It could be perfect. Or, it could be not so perfect.
Because sometimes I have this bad habit of reading all the signs wrong, and maybe you don't feel the same way I do. Maybe all you wanted to do was show me friendship, and I misread it. I mean, either way, if I kissed you right now, you would never think the same of me again. And, true, maybe it would be for the better, but I don't think I could stand it if it was for the worse. Because I can tell you that there is NOWHERE I would rather be, than right here, with you, right now.
And I'm not saying I would shout your name off of mountaintops, or run a mile over hot coals to get to you. I'm not saying I love you. Because I don't. Not yet, anyway. I'm just saying that for the first time in a long time, I feel happy, and the only reason I can think of for this feeling is you. So you know what? I'm gonna go with it. For the first time, I'm going to trust my instinct, and take a chance on you. I'm going to throw caution to the wind, and hope that maybe, just maybe, this one kiss opens up a door to somewhere I've been wanting to go my whole life.
>>19797739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C9h3HTucJc
I'm new to this!
>>19797745
lrn2grammar also your writing sucks.
>>19797718
I love it.
Midnight Road Rambler
>>19797718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YCo3Oj4A3x
>>19797745
I'd like it more, but
> dat incorrect "your" usage
/grammar nazi
>>19797749
Also do like.
>>19797805
Yeah, sorry about it had to do a few quick re-right in a few of them. The original is actually a "Bro, I'm sorry I slept with your girlfriend " to guy best friend. Not a "I'm sorry, I slept with your best friend (girl)" between guy and girl best friends. And the "Do I think your beautiful" one originally includes a name.
I blame my sticky/stuck "E" key, word pad, and my laziness in spell checking.
Wait A Minute:
http://picosong.com/PiUH/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LgCWr7KhI6
To Kiss or Not To Kiss
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q3XJrOvmmK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itgn9C2ZCd
Do I Think Your Beautiful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p07pCv8fJn
Might as well drop this stuff off while I'm here, cheers from another board. Stay cools bro.
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s13yu4rvPh0q/1c13b92bff94c209
I've been told I have a good voice for scary stories but I dunno how I would get into this...
>>19797756
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C9h3HTucJc
dis song!!
>>19797948
This Isn't A Script
This is me. I’m here. I’m shifting the words that you’re reading, altering them from whatever this person wrote.
I’ve been here for awhile. For as long as you can remember, anyway. Sometimes I say your name as you’re falling asleep, or whisper urgently in your ear. Do you remember the time that I screamed, throwing panic through you and setting your heart racing?
That was fun.
You’re wondering who I am. That’s only natural. Of course, you already know.
I’m you. I’m the real you. I’m the mind that existed here before you stole my body, before you forgot about being a parasite. I’m the child who looked the wrong way, asked the wrong question, saw the wrong thing… but I’m not so little any more.
You may have forgotten me, but I’m still here. I’ve always been here.
I’m going to get out
>>19797948
Thousands
You crawl into bed at around nine. Funny, that’s a little early for you, but you don’t seem to care. You toss and turn for a few minutes, before you feel it. Somebody’s watching you, you’re sure of it. You scan the room, finding nothing, but you still feel uneasy.
You lay back down, facing the room. You shut your eyes and try to sleep, but you can’t. You still feel the eyes on you, watching you.
You pull the covers over your head, and the feeling fades. You relax and close your eyes, but as soon as they shut, the feeling returns. You’re scared to move the covers, to search for the eyes that you know are watching you.
You’re terrified, but you yank the covers down, and as you do your heart skips a beat. You scan the room, seeing absolutely nothing yet again.
The feeling disappears, and you scold yourself for acting like such a child. You roll over toward the wall and quickly fall into a peaceful sleep.
But let me ask you this: Do you know how many hiding places there are in your room?
I do. Thousands.
>>19798027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ptUY0ZRKz1
The Everyman establishing.
>Who I am:
http://chirb.it/Asr5P9
>The Everyman's Record Vault:
http://pastebin.com/4KXPr1jy
Now taking requests for the following:
>SFW Shenanigans and poetry
>BFE
>NSFW vanilla
>Yandere
>NSFW [F/m] sub
>NSFW [M/f] dom
>NSFW verbal abuse
>anything else on a case-by-case basis
Some pieces that I'm proud of:
>One Thief in the Marine Corps (true story, so many feels):
http://chirb.it/B2m0gv
>Terra (the true story of my first love):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZnEN8xAJ1p
>Galaxie (the true story of my first car):
http://chirb.it/PO6DNv
>Want You Gone - GladOS (Male)
http://chirb.it/yp8r81
>Baby Got Back - Sir MixAlot
http://chirb.it/yk2yGy
>NSFW - Letter to Mistress (Author unknown)
http://chirb.it/meG4yk
>NSFW - Shlick Instructions - Public Display
http://chirb.it/OkNEEk
>NSFW - The Longest Road Ahead (Script by Eve):
http://chirb.it/4cHMxx
>NSFW - Boot Camp Blowjob:
http://chirb.it/ssN2KM
An excerpt from an ancient text detailing the many wonders of wizardly ecofriendliness.
Or some BS from my last job today.
>>19798162
>>19798162
Urp. Midnight Road Rambler reporting.
It sucks because I suck, but I tried to sing in German.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RiydfZuIMx
>>19798017
http://soundgasm.net/u/BCsThrowAway/This-Isnt-A-Script
>>19798027
http://soundgasm.net/u/BCsThrowAway/Thousands
>>19795422
>I want Everyman to sing /while/ fapping.
Gimme a song.
I just want a song. I am willing to sing a song of your choice and leave it for you in FSA, where I have been posting...several songs. SING FOR MEEEEEEEE
>>19798205
We singin' in German now!
>>19798168
Also, a slow version of Rammstein's "Wo Bist Du" would be awesome.
I think I'm gonna do my own version of it after I eat my breakfast.
>>19798205
But...I want my *own* song. New song, kplsthx. None of this "I did a song further up the thread..."
>>19798194
The Star Spangled Banner.
Amazing Grace
Why? Because 'Merica! That's why!
If you finish the song early, start chanting "USA, USA, USA!"
I mean, You love your country don't ya soldier?
If you really do this, then I don't know. My head will lick explode.
>>19795373
Oh, you probably missed it... but... some femanon came into /FSA/ saying she really needed to read a Neruda poem because she'd just gone through a breakup... you could HEAR the tears on her face.
I threw some feels out there for her.
http://chirb.it/94gJnk
Shit hurt.
>>19798222
>fap while Star Spangled Banner
Sorry, but that's disrespectful.
>fap while Amazing Grace
Sorry, but that's not my religion.
You're 0 for 2, anon.
>>19798218
"Criminal" by Fiona Apple.
Make it sexy.
>>19798238
I already sang it! Check the FSA thread because I'm drunk and my linking abilities might be lacking
>>19798247
Fuck. I just woke up, and I haven't had a chance to go through all your songs.
Umm... shit. Anything Winehouse?
Preferably "Me and Mr Jones."
Also, this conversation should move back over to /FSA/.
>>19798231
Well never really expected this to be taken seriously but yeah.... Sorry if I gave any offense.
As for an actual song choice.... I really have no idea, I am just horrible with songs and music in general.
Some Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, or something? I have no idea what kind of music people masturbate to nowadays. Good luck bro.
>>19798255
I kind of hate all things Amy Winehouse ;__;
If there is not second option, I will try, but it's 4 am and I am drunk and I want my song first >_<
>>19798231
>>19798269
>Justin Timberlake
JT - "What goes around"
b/c joi?
>>19798269
>Justin Timberlake
>pic related
Don't make a request if you don't wanna hear it.
Also... is this Soda? If so, I think your ID changed.
>>19798285
Nope. Just some random guy. Cheers mate.
>>19798283
LOL, i just looked at the lyrics.
>>19798285
OMG PLS.
>>19798304
Goddamnit, this is difficult. Singing takes so much concentration that I go soft in the middle of fapping :(
I was gonna do "Sexy Back," for the record.
I'm gonna keep trying though. Maybe it'll work.
>>19798325
What's your "jam"?
>>19797273
Puppy talkin' to pussy is the cutest shit ever oh jesus
we should just make recordings of ourselves
talking to our cats.
>>19797023
Can u pls b my kitty.
Fuck why do I always miss the good gay stuff GEEZ
I couldn't fap while singing the song... so I figured I'd just sing the bridge at the end of a fap already in progress.
It worked.
http://chirb.it/hD7kxc
The Machine, Monologue
Why won't you just listen to me? Can't we just talk about this? Like we used to? Do you remember back when we would just sit and talk, about whatever popped into our heads, and we never fought or argued? We used to be so happy... Whatever happened?
Something changed- I don't know if it was you, or if it was me, but something's just not the same. It's like we're... not the same. I mean, I love you, and I know you love me, but there's just something missing. It's like we're a secondhand puzzle- we used to be beautiful and fit together perfectly, but over the years some pieces have been worn down, and some just got lost along the way.
Please don't cry, it's not your fault. Or mine. It's just that, sometimes things just don't work out like you think they will. That's life. And you know that, I don't want this to end just like you don't. But I look at you, and I see that you're not happy. That's all I really want- just to see you smile, like you used to. Even if that's not with me.
And who knows? Maybe all we need is a break. A chance to explore life on our own for a while. I just want you to be happy, because that's what you deserve. If I could take away the hurt and all the bad things out of your life, I would in a heartbeat. If only this were a perfect world, maybe things would've turned out differently. I really had hoped you would pick up the phone, but maybe you'll give me a call sometime. I'm going outta town to spend some time with my dad. If you call, I'll answer, and remember, that no matter how bad things may seem, no matter how many wrong turns you take, I will always be just a phone call away. I love you. Goodbye.
>>19798352
>It worked.
I just love how two little words are just making me smile and laugh like an idiot right now.
I'm sad that I have no song yet ;__;
>>19798360
Fuck, slight change/correction. Third paragraph last line.
>"Even if that's not with me."
to
>"Even if it's not with me."
>>19798365
Some Backstreet Boys? NSYNC? I don't know.
>>19798381
I was a HUGE BSB fan growing up
yesplease
Thiswillhopefullybeawesome.jpg
>>19798388
Well best of luck to you there. Hope you get what you're looking for.
If you want to go all out, you are gonna have to find some way to get 5 guys here willing to do it.
>>19798391
Honestly...I am just disappointed. It's been months since I've bothered coming to MSA and I see that instead of requests being fulfilled, there is much talking. I even re-recorded "Criminal" for whoever-that-was. I'm drunk, and just wanted to request a song.
I am disappoint, MSA.
>>19798397
There have been more performers than requests lately... and the anon that dumped all those scripts did so in the middle of the night, while most of us were asleep.
I think you've just got bad timing :(
>>19798411
-__-
Bad timing. Sure. I blame me being drunk and bothering to make a request which still hasn't been fulfilled... I miss my old performers.
>>19798411
>>19798416
For real though, it's like 8 PM where I'm at. Or 5 AM if you live on the West Coast. I kinda agree, bad timing.
>>19798411
Perhaps you mean more requests than performers? Otherwise there would be no issue... even my drunk self recognizes that.
>>19798429
Okay, then - I'll rescind my request. Apologies, I suppose, for wasting time here.
>>19798455
No, I mean more performers than requests... this leads to alot of rambling conversation and inside jokes, and less faps.
Also, it means that the listeners get overwhelmed by the sheer volume of content and stop requesting.
>>19798429
Post them all to a Pastebin and get thee a name!
>>19796650
Dat moaning and kissing! Hnnnng!
>>19796916
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7ZvFNudNQ
I tried channeling Ryan Gosling's character in Blue Valentine for the NY accent. Haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUUZZi4uUE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15hyVT4gYeL
~wash
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>>19794908
>>19794914
>>19795422
>>19796394
>>19797718
>>19797745
>>19797749
>>19798017
>>19798027
>>19798205
>>19798222
>>19798238
>>19798255
>>19798360
If you haven't received any requests or don't know what to do, do these! All requests are open and standing even if they've been originally requested of specific recorders.
NEW BOYS
Remember, post your voice and win a prize! The prize being a greater chance of getting requests!
GENERAL
Friendly reminder that you don't need to "Establish ID" if you're not a recorder or script writer.
Good job to everyone in here for an entertaining and productive thread!
SCRIPTS
Will
>>19797718
>>19797745
>>19797749
>>19798017
>>19798027
>>19798360
Please report to the principal's office to sign a permission slip, your content is valuable and would be a great contribution to the pastebin. Also, your name would be appreciated for the purposes of being credited.
Anyone else wishing to have their content posted to the Masterbin, please report in and sign your permission slips as well.
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So... I heard a song on the radio on my way back from work. Decided to sing it because feels.
I... kinda got choked up the third time through the chorus. Cried a little. You can hear it, for sure... but... here it is.
http://chirb.it/fbIhvd
Honestly, this... this has me feeling a little vulnerable, but... fuck it. Posting it is cathartic.
>>19796650
Oh my. Now I'm wet XD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cDGqsGFU5m
>>19798335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qcPWy5MUh9
>Recording for New Boys 2 part 1: Interrupted Vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qtFYDyPPyy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NKETlhiMkK
warning: so loooong
>>19799140
morning ...............................>lime man
Home alone, bored, what do?
Record edging finally?
A Great Night of Something, Monologue
Hey! . . . Hey!! Oh my god . . . WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME!
Jesus, I know you're all righteous and shit and don't think you need to even pay attention to me but why don't you humor me here, ok? No no no stay with me don't look away! I want you to look right at me as I say this to you. You're going to pay attention to every word.
First off I bought the weed so I don't know what the problem is. Yes it was a gift, but it was here and you know what? No big deal, I can get more. Second, the fish was old and you never took very good care of him anyway so his days were numbered. And third, the police understood the whole thing and they said it would go on your record as a misdemeanor at the very worst. So yeah, you're a little banged up and yes it will take some time to get the stains out of the couch but it isn't worth it man.
You need to look on the bright side of things more. Look, I'm not saying I fucked up, but if I did . . Hey come on focus here buddy, don't look over there, there's nothing going on over there . . . if I did fuck up, then you have to understand that there were a whole set of circumstances that were stacked against me. No one would have believed she was underage, there was no sign that said animals not allowed, and Ricky can usually hold his shit a lot better than he did. I mean I've seen him do a lot more and end up less fucked up. So in the end maybe it's just a really good story to tell our grandkids.
>>19798830
This isn't a board I visit all to often, but if you need a name just use the name "Dasein"
More often then not I'll probably be working on some other stuff and occasionally pop in and drop some voice stuff recorded in other boards I visit.
Like this:
A Great Night of Something, Monologue
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m7XDtxQQCC
http://picosong.com/PiaZ/
>>19798950
Oh my.. Did I do that? ;3
>>19798927
;_;7
>>19798566
I think we all want a little of Gosling's accent lol
>>19799224
WOO!
Listenan.
>>19799269
Thank you very much Dasein! Is it fine for me to create a section in the Masterbin for your scripts?
>>19799299
Sure.
>>19799312
Thanks! You'll be 100% credited on the pastebin and whenever your content is posted.
Morning/afternoon thread
Wat up?
>>19799369
Still debating if I wanna record edging or not.
>>19799377
Do it!
>>19799320
Now I have to actually go work on some actual stuff, well see you guys eventually.
Later Days, everyone.
>>19798787
I love these man.
Before I go here.
Seduce The Crocodile:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j1yWv5BYNy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WMjpTanl0V
>>19799377
>>19799382
OP commands it. Now U2 must give her The Edge.
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The Masterbin has been updated!
Now containing:
> Dasein's Scripts
> Midnight Rambler's Sexy Audio Tips
Check 'em out everyone!
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>>19797707
You can add me, I don't use skype very much though but I created one for this thread.
PurpleMSA
Others in this thread feel free to add me as well.
>>19799382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uEFJRW2N7y
Rabbit edging :P
>>19799477
Oh my...
>>19799474
And that's the story of how Purple drowned in pussy and was never heard from again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LVNXoHsCQj
>>19799224
;__;
are you ready for some scary love, Kitty?
cutest little kissimirri ever oh my god
>>19799474
My god, I'ma so add you it's not even funny
I will add you so hard
it'll knock you out I swear
I am bored...
>>19799622
I too am bored. Seems most of the ladies are at work or out for the weekend.
>Tfw Lime God has 30 followers now
>>19799622
>>19799632
Psst... Over here >>19798830
Or maybe over here:
http://pastebin.com/FpESKZzK
>>19799676
Mehhh I already edged for a little, I dun wanna.
>>19799292
when i saw "listenan" i actually thought it was finnish and that blanco was doing something so i spent a good minute or two googling "listenan finnish translation" before i just kinda... "oh..."
>>19799534
s-scary? what do you mean, mamma?
requesting a ramble from anyone, maybe like 10 minutes long if you can manage. i'm still really sleepy, and that kinda thing helps... :s
catnap!
>>19799676
>already did edge and 100-1
>already sang while fapping
>already did most of Ovri's scripts
>already sang without fapping
I might get on some of Dasein's shit later. Maybe.
>>19799745
>requesting a ramble
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fd5unOBVVZ
>>19799662
#Lil 'L THELIMEGOD
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INFREQUENTLY DONE CONTENT FROM THE OLD PASTEBIN
Misc. Scripts
http://pastebin.com/R8BVjWnE
Script Ideas (HUGE IMPROV OPPORTUNITY)
http://pastebin.com/FpESKZzK
Squeesex's Scripts
http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
NoName's Scripts
http://pastebin.com/u/Nonamesoc
"Worship/Fap/Subby-goodness"
http://pastebin.com/AsrDAbQk
You Have a Secret
http://pastebin.com/7K30zYJH
"Confrontation"
http://pastebin.com/4sccXEe0
ScriptFem's "My Pet"
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
ScriptFem's Assorted Scripts (Short)
http://pastebin.com/beQJc878
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rpyXtYKGDh
~wash
>>19800104
My Little Pet (Script by ScriptFem):
http://chirb.it/w9mmz9
>wtf recaptcha?
Here u go thread... just for u.
My Pet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z7JzyJxPfm
Doll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x4NNfsPNXm
Tease
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iv7knwVVbA
Kiss
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eBcXsZExUd
Esper here, just dropping in to say "Made it to Australia in one piece..." And now I'm a bit under the influence... so I can't really request/listen/anything much because brain is not functioning properly... but I just thought I'd put it out there that I've survived the plane rides...
-Esper-
>>19794984
Waaaaaait you're here? I missed things!
-Esper-
![front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UpaxeeR.jpg "front[1].jpg")
Voodoo here, stressed by studying i want to get this tension out, i'll go look for a request to fulfill. In the meantime, have some links (everything here: http://www.chirbit.com/Voodoo)
1st the non lewd:
Questions for New Boys http://chirb.it/EwvqIB
Spleen IV (french poetry) http://chirb.it/gO3A93
On the Coldest Winter Night http://chirb.it/pM5A4z
Ezekiel 25:17 http://chirb.it/N5MDFJ
Freaky Fred's Poem http://chirb.it/ecxqh0
Poupine et Thierry (fr) http://chirb.it/6LmwOM
And now the sexy ones :
Short french improv http://chirb.it/0bebpC
Sweet kissing http://chirb.it/J9JJ25
Shall we play? http://chirb.it/mvnG04
The (Long) Road Ahead http://chirb.it/A2kHb3 (really really long, the whole script took me 37min)
Sweet teasing http://chirb.it/IHfkwc
100-1 Challenge http://chirb.it/vFP9xE
Stop Right There ! http://chirb.it/mOKDEa
Caresse au Café (strong french accent) http://chirb.it/ekx0td
If i remember correctly it's one of the 1st thing i recorded when i started, but it was on vocaroo so it's gone now i think. Now it's back again
http://chirb.it/yBPGde
>>19800666
>Dat post number.
Esper's the Devil.
>>19800104
"Confrontation"
Based on: http://pastebin.com/4sccXEe0
http://chirb.it/JnDLsI
Are ScriptFem and ScriptsbyFemanon the same person?
>>19800999
I'm not entirely sure, they've been around since before I got here.
>>19801007
Okay well, I updated the tag to attribute it to ScriptsByFemanon
>>19800999
>mfw 999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gOedRLFeaV
Fuck most doctors.
Hai guis.
>>19800999
keep posting Purple! I'm rather enjoying fapping to you (;
>>19801022
>Dat political reference.
I wanna be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
To get elected is my real test.
To rule them is my caaaauuuuse.
>>19801060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rEjgWAoBpS
>>19801057
Well, you keep fappin and i'll keep postin.
>>19801040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s105QhZe5JqR
Whats goin on the BBQ?
>>19799851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ZqGpCHkEi
>>19800313
thought u should know that like many other people in the thread i love oglaf and these are wonderful
>>19800531
>mfw no yangire to pick on me and pick slivers of my bones out of soft blunt instruments
>Q2: Achtung Baby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00DhGvsS4qO
///LEWD/// questions also 20 frickin' minutes but i'm awake!
>>19801124
>>19800666
all of these trips
>>19801124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fqp1gJIIj7
>>19801196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xo3ObCkDJt
~wash
>>19801197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmHYnVIQeI
might be a bit loud, so sorry
>>19801124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ygs4QVfViY
How's the Lime God Project?
Mad world
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pFquGbUiwN
