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/imt/ - Ideal Mate Thread
/imt/ is now exclusively non-template. Templates belong in >>>/soc//qtit/
Dolls:
Girls: http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-girl-dress-up.php
Boys: http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-dress-up-game.php
Weebs with too much free time: http://www.dreamself.me/
Text descriptions are great as well. If you want to go that route, you can use the below to cover everything neatly:
>Your a/s/l:
>Your interests:
>Ideal mate description:
>Your contact info:
22/F looking for 28+ guy.
If interested, post your skype!
>18/M/VA 804
>5'7", average build, black hair and glasses
>Currently going to college to study music (I play sax), thinking about picking up an IT major/minor in later years
>Main hobbies include vidya, anime, and also currently learning card magic which I think is super rad
>Pretty much any music is fine with me, I go through phases week by week of what I like to listen to
You:
>Around the same age, female, preferably close
>Looks aren't a huge issue, but would prefer you be anywhere from an average to slightly chubby build, not much more than that
>Is a bit of an introvert, enjoys vidya or anime (or at least tolerates it)
>Clingy is okay
>Doesn't mind going out every now and again for dinner or a movie or something along those lines
>Not required but being a creative type (musician, artist, etc) is a big plus
>Enjoys cuddling
>Can introduce me to something you really enjoy
>Kik/Skype
xxmistermanxx
>>22845134
I can make spaghetti but other than that have zero redeeming qualities. Contact?
>A/S/L
21/M/NY
>Interests
Playing/writing music, collecting records/CDs, vidya games
>Ideal mate
pic related
>Contact
skype: mrfritzer
>19/M
I just looking for a chubby or big girl, with awkward appearance (like glasses, braces, freckles or pimples in her face, nasal voice) and nerdy interests (like computing, TI, science, math) as well as a limited social circle. If you have any of these features, give me something to contact you.
>>22845450
Still around?
>>22848885
Yep :)
>>22845710
COOLSKELETON95
H-here I go!...
>>22851171
What's your skype? I wanna talk to you!
round two i guess
happy thanksgiving im on my 7th glass of wine
made this as descriptive as possible to avoid talking about myself outside of this setting
Pic related: It me in internet dress-up game form
Me
- 23/F/Texas
- 5'2" - 130 lbs - pale Hispanic
- Pierced & tattooed
- Barista
- Studying forensics
- Vegetarian (I don't care if you are or not)
- Animal lover
- Into anime/manga but only to a degree (not a weaboo)
- VERY affectionate/cheesy/cutesy
- Nihilist (also, to a degree)
- 420 involved
- Bipolar but on meds
- Hardcore nap-taker
- LoZ fanslut
You
- 20-29
- Preferably not Asian or black
- 5'5" - upwards
- 130 - 210 (healthy depending height)
- Can be from anywhere in galaxy
- Not political
- Loves animals
- At least likes tattoos & piercings
- Likes to be outdoors/do active things
- Cutesy n' shit
- Not too heavily into the bar scene
- Not a weaboo
- Doesn't have to be nihilistic but at least realistic
- Likes space shit and aliens
- Likes horror movies (especially foreign)
Yeah so...that's it.
Kik/skype (though I prefer kik): creepitcuddly
>>22845134
>Steals my OC for the OP
WHAT THE FUG!?
>>22854307
You're perfect
>>22854422
are you fucking sure
>>22854307
I want to read this cause I feel like we might click apart from the fact that I think winos are terrible
But the enlarged images text is fucking zolgo'd to shit
>>22854435
Nope. Do you have kik?
>>22854477
yeah im sorry i made this shit way too big and it has too much white space, but i spent so much time on it it seems like a waste to scrap the whole fucking thing and start over, at least you can read it
>>22854485
nope, would rather lobotomize myself than use that all
>>22854521
Now I am totally fucking sure.
>>22854546
that's sweet, i guess
>>22854521
I can't tho. Not enough of it anyway. Damnit mobile.
Also why not just trim the white space and condense lol
>>22854546
This. Social media is for sure trash ergo you're a goddess.
>>22854565
Yes
>>22854371
Should've mentioned my preference. I'm into penis.
>>22854565
because the white space is scattered throughout and mainly in the center where i can't really trim it off lol
>>22854597
Actually I'm a retard. You posted in the other thread right?
>>22854435
>>22854521
>>22854563
>posts in /imt/
>shows no interest in someone who potentially is a perfect match
Are you fucking retarded?
>>22854664
How do you know they're not talking outside the thread?
>>22854673
I don't, but I assume they're not due to their conversation ITT.
>>22854697
>>22854673
>>22854664
they haven't contacted me, i assumed that if they were interested they would do so
my skype username is on the graphic
>>22854706
I'm the doofus in the other thread so I managed
>>22854706
Fair enough, but if anon is potentially a qt3.14 femanon who is your imt then you should make a kik for her~
>>22854714
you do realize that i'm female and looking for men, right..?
i don't know anything about this other person and they've only called me perfect and then applauded me for not using kik, not really sure what i'm meant to say..
>>22854713
dont think he was talking about you hahah
>>22854721
I thought you were a guy due to people generally putting themselves on top. Regardless, you should get on meeting that qt3.14 husbando
>>22854730
well man, im trying
>>22854371
How much tattoos you have and where do you have them?
>>22854744
Best of luck, anon~
>>22854745
Mainly on both arms, a couple on my left hand and left leg. 17 in total
26 now, skype's available on request, or I'll add you if you want. :)
Girl Seeks Skinny Pretty Boy
As it says above, I'm looking for a certain kind of guy.
Must be skinny, androgynous to feminine and attracted to females, albeit ones with a certain aconventional look (i.e. short hair, disregard for beauty norms)
Must also be non-monogamous as that's how I roll.
+ if you like indie rock
++ if you get the reference in the headline
transguys also welcome if you enjoy flouting norms of masculinity
Please include a face photo or photos so I can see if a) you fit the the bill as described above, and b) if you are someone I already know.
Replies without a face photo or that are one line or less will be deleted.
email for inquiries is [email protected]
Thank you.
25/M/California
5'9, 165, green eyes
Dark hair, wintery complexion
Busy weeks with lots of time in the evening
Former weeb, /lit/ lurker, tech inclined, rationalist
Kamari Washington Released my fave album of the year
No tats or piercings
Vampy weeks-core wardrobe
Life together, bored on thanksgiving, into roleplay
>you
Graduated or are attending college
Either highly socially adept, or an adorable shutin
Play an instrument
Live in Bay Area
Curvy and healthy
Switch/Top
snap bluesunday2
25/M/TX
Kik: SimplyBelmont23
Hope everybody had a good Thanksgiving!
I myself have been sneezing my brains out ;_;
>>22855103
give Skype.
Cuppa anyone?
>>22857817
>in a relationship
>posts in imt
such a failure
>>22854371
>Likes horror movies (especially foreign)
I don't think any are worth watching beyond Martyr and Frankenstein's Army, that shit can't be beat.
>>22857856
Some people are just lazy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Got really wordy and kinda went off on a rant but oh well.
>>22857865
too lazy for what? to post in a skype thread?
>>22857875
Apparently. Don't get me wrong, I hate it too, but it's not like there are many quality posts here anyways.
>>22857865
>>22857856
Some people have had success making friends from this thread anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>22857881
Don't you take my emoji, faggot. I will fight you.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>22857878
kik: lalalettie
>>22857886
Oh no oh god someone please help me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>22857881
idk who would add you. im guessing theyre either delusional or desperate. have fun
>>22857890
Please. No one can hear you, anon. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>22857896
ok :D
>>22857881
>>22857890
>>22857903
>sweet
>never aggressive
lol ya ok this is textbook passive aggressiveness
>>22857900
Maybe I don't want them to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>22857915
Kinky.
>>22857909
you get a check + for the day anon.
>>22857909
>>22857929
ok :D
>>22857936
lemme guess youre fat, a feminist and dont have much friends irl but its prob just cause youre picky and too good for everyone
amirite
>>22857959
Damn dude, chill with the autismal shitposting.
>>22857960
why do you care?
let the man speak im enjoying.
>>22857960
are you daft? read your posts over and pls tell me who is the one with the autismal shitposting
whiteknight is so real
>>22857959
>fat
No
>feminist
Not really? I'm not exactly pro-going back to the 30s though?
>picky and too good for everyone
Must be it. Has nothing to do with just moving interstate, didn't mention it in my template so way you could've known really.
Also,
>implying I don't have many friends
I have plenty.. back home.
I don't know why you're so mad lol. I give up, whatever, you win the whole internet.
>>22857986
>autismal shitposting
Anon, not every female in the world is a feminist tumblr mangina/kek
>whiteknight is so real
Yes, look at me talking to the female I even said I didn't like the idea of posting!
>>22857987
>denies being fat
>doesnt post pics
yep we have a tumblr sjw here boys
>>22857996
>hearts for dots
>fashion sense of 16 yo girl
>pansexual, agnostic, total dreamer
>"the moment you take me for granted i will cut you off"
>"ive got my life together after going through some shit"
wake up and smell the steaming pile of shit right infront of you anon
>>22858004
Anon, you're under the assumption I give a fuck about her.
>>22852458
Great template.
>>22855103
>history graduate
>unemployed
Color me surprised! You seem pretty cool for sure.
>>22857868
The body description reads like bad fiction but you seem otherwise pretty cool and suspiciously easy to please.
>>22858007
antagonizing me for calling her out
>>22858018
No, I'm antagonizing you for being retarded. It doesn't matter who it was.
>>22858029
see:
>>22857886
>>22857900
>>22857920
damn i knew autists were socially inept but i didnt know they were this fucking oblivious
>>22858038
Gee, wew, I replied to her with an emoji. Look at all of the investment!
>>22845134
>>22845134
Me:
30/m/Straight/Southern Ontario (519)
Chubby
Dark brown hair
Green eyes
Dom
Introverted
Hopeless Romantic
Loves: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, building/working on my PC, Arrested Development, Hockey, Baseball, Metal, Video Games, Tabletop Games, Puns.
Her:
Looks don't matter
Age doesn't matter
Is either a nerd/geek, or accepting of nerd/geek culture.
Sexually submissive
Kinky
High sex drive
Likes to lay around on rainy days watching Netflix and cuddling/fucking.
Not overtly racist/sexist/homophobic.
Ideally from Southern Ontario
All of the things I listed are just general guidelines, if you are interested/think I sound interested, message me, I am not especially picky.
Skype: throwawayskype12345
Kik: KikAllTheThings
Me:
19/m/bi/Southeast VA
Skinny, pretty much feminine body
black 2006 emo hair
Green eyes
Sub, bit of a little
Her:
little bit younger/older than me
okay with me calling you Mommy sometimes
has a good sense of humor (one you would expect from someone who browses 4chan)
if you're interested post a kik/skype and we can talk from there :P
>>22857868
This one of those suspiciously reasonable and appealing posts with no contact?
>>22858046
:^(
>>22857868
I'd like to talk. What's your preferred means of contact?
>>22857868
you seem nice, and I live near some Naval Stations.
Where are you stationed?
also preferred contact?
I am looking for something specific and I'm hoping maybe I will find it on here. I am looking for someone who "gets" it. Someone who is not easily offended and takes great pleasure in laughing at troubles, but still understands how to cope with their problems and deal with serious situations. Someone who doesn't need someone else to "fix" them; someone who is self-aware and real. Someone who wouldn't mind being read a bedtime story now and then. Someone who is submissive in bed and maybe even in a relationship but not submissive in their normal/working life. Someone who isn't a pushover despite that. Someone who can take care of themselves, but wouldn't mind being taken care of anyway.
Someone who enjoys it when someone is to-the-point. Someone who is fine with chatting online for now and taking our time; someone who understands the value of not just words and conversation, but the presence of someone else: that is, we don't have to force conversation to enjoy the other's company. Someone who gets that small talk is a necessary evil; someone who chooses their words carefully but when the spirit grips them, they are so passionate about something that you just can't shut them up. Someone who wants to raise their fist and change the world, and inspire me to do the same.
Someone who wants to take interest in what I love; someone who wants me to take interest in what they love. Someone who wants to try new things but always wants to come back home again. Someone who loves and enjoys all forms of music (and I mean really enjoys it -- a night can consist of sharing albums back and forth and just letting them sink in.) Someone who hates wasting time on stupid or frivolous things, but loves to dedicate hours to the few pursuits they think are important. Someone with passion.
Interests: Music, violin and other string instruments. Reading, sometimes. I am looking to start horseback riding. I play the rare video game.
Skype = asawanderer
Kik = lil.foff
>>22859841
Oh right, and I'm a male looking for a female. Oops.
>>22845450
Awesome, except I'm short and live in the other side of the world.
Well, when you're up in Southern Europe, give me a whistle, or just shout for world domination.
>>22857817
I'd like to have a sweet mentally stable Australian friend. Whats your contact info?
Paging girl from yesterday
>>22854406
Take it as flattery. OC like that deserves to live on.
25/m/Australia
>>22845134
>Your a/s/l:
>>Your interests:
cooking, dancing, video games, singing, acting like a total dork in public, gym, cats, anime, kpop.
>>Ideal mate description:
has to be
>Christian
>at least 25+
>attraction in the 6 to 7 range
>goes to a gym or at least tries to workout
>funny
>a mellow guy. doesn't mind just hanging out or going to the movies most times.
>is not a manchild
>>Your contact info
[email protected]
feel free to ask me anything. I only wrote the basics.
>>22862685
forgot to add
24/f/miami
>18/m/DE USA
Blonde hair, Blue Eyes, Hair I tie into a bun cause I'm very interesting and cool.
>Currently prepping for college, took a semester off because of living issues
>Really into learning about art and stuff, as I feel it's one of my weakest areas as a person. I'm also really into film and vidya. I watch a bit of anime, but I enjoy it more when watching it with others for some reason. Really love the idea of travelling and I'd love to do more of it.
>Tend to be pretty laid back and chill, really open to rambling on, listening to you ramble, or anything in between.
>Similar in age, don't mind distance or anything of the sort, much more interested in the emotional and the more personal aspects of a relationship, honestly
>Have similar interests but be different and diverse. I like to debate and just kinda shoot the shit with people, and have playful arguments, with lots of cheekiness
>Be open to my interests, as I will be with yours
>Be yourself, don't feel the need to be anything but that. I know that is lame as FUCK, but honestly, people try to force a kind of persona, especially on /soc/ and that's really not why I utilize this board.
>Your contact info: Skype: hgyuf1
I know I sound like a colossal faggot, but I mean, I'm really trying to meet someone to mesh with, mine as well as let my whimsical lame self shine, eh?
>>22863339
I also cannot grasp basic formatting as it appears, sorry about that.
Me:
>22/F/Canada
>5'8"
>Thick (38-29-43)
>Dark hair, light eyes, pale skin. High cheekbones+big lips
>Plan on going to law school after I finish my undergrads
>Love reading, writing, cooking, baking, playing guitar, etc.
You:
>Male
>Taller than me
>/fit/-built fat
>Preferably non-white
>Dimples, strong jaw, handsome/dreamy general
>Successful in chosen career, ambitious
>At least a bachelors degree (or getting one)
>Compassionate/caring/thoughtful
>Loves animals
>Isn't crazy left or right wing nut job
>Has life together, but isn't so uptight that he refuses to party every now and again. Must be willing to go on a bender w/ me once every 3 months or so
>Likes cartoons, xfiles, Seinfeld, etc
>Smart, but not pretentious
>Funny, charming etc
>Decent human being who wants to help other people, is polite, doesn't actively try to fuck other people over
>Will give me constant reassurance and cuddles every night
>Sex at least once a day
KIK: Bibblesandkitz
ladiez
All it does is drag me down
>>22864347
you sound wonderful, it's a shame I live so far away!
>>22863400
could it be... the grill from NB who's afraid of house centipedes?
>>22864347
>I think that all religions are valid and equally true.
I've never heard this before. How do you square the fact that religions make mutually exclusive claims?
>>22864347
Excuse me for not keeping to the subject but...
"INTJ" and "Stand there confused"
wut...
>>22864432
Add me anyway :)
>>22864583
That is a discussion I could have at some length, unfortunately 4chan doesn't provide a good medium for this. A small response though. Who am I or who is anyone else to say that someone else's reality is less true than our own? There are many beings inhabiting our world that see more than we do and there are those that see less. I could merely be unable to perceive what they do.
>>22864612
INTJ have a very difficult time with relationships. Emotional thought not their strong suit. Trying to understand something so thoroughly that you can't leaves them bewildered.
>>22865588
>A small response though. Who am I or who is anyone else to say that someone else's reality is less true than our own? There are many beings inhabiting our world that see more than we do and there are those that see less. I could merely be unable to perceive what they do.
Damn nigga that's retarded.
Me
>18/F/USA
>Race: Mixed (black/white/other)
>4"11
>Medium-sized
>Aspiring housewife, great cook, and fashion designer (maybe)
You
>Male
>Preferably 25+, but can do 18-19 if you're really mature and want serious relationships
>Medium/Athletic is preferred.. Average slimness is okay..
>Introverted, a leader, ambitious, religious
>No whites.. Asians and blacks are okay.. Hispanics are good.. The best is mixed and Middle Easterner (pls be M.E)
>tfw no arab qt
where are all the arab guys at? id even be with a turkish one tbqh
everyone on 4chan is either white or hispanic
>>22866735
Holy shit, you're short. Also why no whites?
The only Arab qts I know are female, I know probably a single arab/turkish guy who didn't have a huge downside.
>>22866679
Just because you're unable to see something, doesn't make it false. That's like saying Neptune doesn't exist because you can't see it. Your world is only limited by your own perception.
>>22866829
>Also why no whites?
Dunno I guess they aren't really my type. They usually date inside their race or Asians anyway.
>I know probably a single arab/turkish guy who didn't have a huge downside
What's the huge downside?
>>22866887
>Just because you're unable to see something, doesn't make it false.
Good thing I didn't say that.
>>22866917
> They usually date inside their race or Asians anyway.
Maybe on 4chin, generally it seems like whites are pretty open to other races, unlike say Asians ... I don't recall an single Asian guy/gal dating anybody non white/non Asian.
Well, if you value decent edecuation, a lot of the ones I know would instantly fail. A good part sees women just as fuckholes, even the ones with degrees.
Then there is a really smart and cool guy ... who got a obsession with Israel and Jews. As I said, might be just my experience.
eh, why not
Me
>21
>Male
>Pennsylvania (If you don't live close, I still enjoy a chat, keeps the boredom away)
>Nerdy
>Skinny
>White
>Pale
>~6'
>Contacts
>Plays WoW occasionally
>Big on things from the 80s (heavy metal, rock, stuff like Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Bon Jovi)
>Retro gamer
>Agnostic
I enjoy modifying electronics (typing on the descendant of a 26 year old keyboard right now), collecting older video games (I have ~200 NES games, amongst some Atari 2600, Genesis, SNES titles). I'm also a big part of the iDevice (iPhone, iPod touch, iPad) jailbreak/hacking community.
Her
>18-25
>I have a thing for black women and Asians but it's not the end of the world
>Interested in some of the things I'm interested in
Dealbreakers:
>Obese (BMI > 25)
>Vapid/unintelligent
AIM (if anyone even still uses it): HansNeon
skype: thisisforb
Email: [email protected]
>>22866972
>Maybe on 4chin, generally it seems like whites are pretty open to other races, unlike say Asians ... I don't recall an single Asian guy/gal dating anybody non white/non Asian.
It depends I think. I don't really know Tbh. I get conflicting information from all sides.
>Well, if you value decent edecuation, a lot of the ones I know would instantly fail. A good part sees women just as fuckholes, even the ones with degrees.
kek this is unfortunately true
>Then there is a really smart and cool guy ... who got a obsession with Israel and Jews. As I said, might be just my experience.
Is it a lustful obsession or more of a hateful one?
>>22866923
I see you're uninterested in intelligent discourse. Have a nice day, good luck in your search here in the IMT :)
>>22867119
You can tell that just from claiming I said something I didn't say and then me pointing that out? We got a real intelligent discourser here.
this is so fucking LAAAAAAMMMMEEEEE
>>22867129
You must be very unloved. I am sorry. I'm sure there is a nice lady out there for you.
>>22867069
>I get conflicting information from all sides.
Well, I can't be assed to cite statistics but from my own experience as a white guy who knows white guys, interracial dating is not a question anybody thinks about twice. Though if you're from US, it might be different, I am Eurofag where most people are pretty indifferent to it. Just ignore the shit you usually see on 4chan, which is full of bitter faggots who'd never get any girl either way.
>Is it a lustful obsession or more of a hateful one?
It's comical in a way, he is a perfectly reasonable guy and smart BUT when it gets close to Israel or Jews, he goes full retard "kill them all" - mode. It's like his IQ drops by 30 points when the talk gets close to this stuff.
Also the "Introverted" and "a leader" thing sounds pretty conflicting, unless you mean like strong man at home.
>>22867146
Just because you're unable to see who loves me doesn't mean they don't exist. Your world is only limited by your own perception, pal. :^)
>>22857868
>>22846526
this is me
>>22867157
Hm, where from? I know some European men date out more than other ones do. I saw a lot of French men with black girls and Spanish and French men expressed a higher active interest in me than American whites did.. so yeah.
Lol.. That's scary actually. Btw, what do Arab guys tend to think of mixed (black/white) chicks? Are we too dark for them? I think the more Americanized ones are harder to get at though.
Yeah, strong man at home and closed off to others.
>>22859841
Brian, you gotta stop trying on /soc/. Wasn't she enough of a lesson?
>>22867768
>where from?
Naziland, so quite a lot ME guys here, specially Turks (who are technically not ME but w/e) but not exactly France or Sweden level
Whenever there are dating issues, it usually comes from religious families and dating "non believers", and since it's easy to convert to Islam, it shouldn't be a huge issue. (Now whether you want to go this far for a guy is another thing)
>I saw a lot of French men with black girls and Spanish and French men expressed a higher active interest in me than American whites
Sounds likely. Been in France and the french part of Switzerland few times and saw tons of interracial couples. Didn't see too many blacks/mixed ones in Spain, though it's been a while and I wasn't exactly collecting data
>Btw, what do Arab guys tend to think of mixed (black/white) chicks?
The ones I know (and from what I heard from others) are big into big tits white blondes but after that it barely matters and everything goes. There are some cliche expectations like "muh booty" for dark chicks, and well, any male loves booty, so you have a positive steretype going on for you. (like black guys and big dicks lol)
I don't recall too many who actually dated black/mixed chicks because they are pretty rare, at least in my city. I probably saw like 10 black people (two chicks) through entire HS and I changed schools more often than some people change their phones
Although specially in Germany, you'd have a great chance to get almost any guy if you look somehow feminine, the amounts of women who look like MtF is scary. The housewife aspiration would be a plus for many men too, and who the fuck doesn't like a great cook.
>I think the more Americanized ones are harder to get at though.
Most likely, seems like a culture thing, with Muricans still not being over all the race thing, though I also doubt tha it's THAT bad. Don't worry too much about race, focus on your positive qualities and if it's not enough for somebody, you won't click either way.
>>22868004
>Naziland
kek.
I don't have a big booty but I do have big tits. My overall shape is a pear though with thick thighs and hips.
lol.. I heard about German looking like dudes. Are they feminists too ?
I look pretty feminine imo, considering my face is a broad heart shape (more noticeable when im slimmer, otherwise it fills to an roundish oval) and I have a small nose and not too masculine features aside from the shitty eyebrows.. (they are kind of too low and don't arch)
Yeh, it's not that bad. But still annoying.
Anyways, have a lovely day. Thanks .
>>22845450
Sajl632 is my Skype. Pretty sure you're not real but don't care at the moment.
>>22866972
>tfw mexican
>tfw you will never have a qt azn waifu
me:
late 20s / F / western europe
straight, demisexual (low sex drive)
work in IT
sew things
minecraft things
M:tG
art history museums
analytical on the outside, romantic on the inside
capable of wide range of classiness: eating cereal from the box - white tablecloth dining
you:
late 20s / M / Whatever, we'll see
erudite
somewhat nerdy interests
cynical sense of humor
bonus points: scrawny dudes with nice wavy hair
skype:
melpomene_of_helicon
me:
>25/M/straight/Colorado & Oregon mostly
>5'10, 170lbs, fit (less than otter mode)
>white tanned during summer, ghost in winter
>no piercings or tattoos
>I keep up with computer studies
>I work in robotics, automated systems, programming, hardware.. I build automated systems for growing plants, yes those plants.
>I don't smoke (anything), don't drink
>no anxiety, no depression
>rarely game, though I will if someone asks.
>rarely watch movies/shows, don't own a tv.. same as gaming, I will if anyone asks
>I compliment a lot, previous 5 & 4 year long relationships.
>biggest hobby is coding, posting on forums, hiking, traveling. I go to many states every year.
>I have lyme disease, it dictates what I can eat and can't eat. I will not change diet or anything for you, I eat anything I can eat and it changes every few years and I get extremely sick and drop 30-40lbs in a month until I figure out what I can eat again. You have to do nothing for this but understand it happens.
You:
18 to 26
ethnicity doesn't really matter
height doesn't matter, but assuming you're more comfortable being shorter... be shorter than me
skinny (healthy), slim, average, or fit
kind
uncaring for religion & politics or hating all of them equally
can have tattoos or piercings
would like to travel with me, can work too (I have stuff you can do 10-15/hour or can work elsewhere)
420 friendly.. you will have infinite to smoke around you
no cigarettes preferably
cutie
has something you like to do/ going to school for/ have goals
like to do things I don't normally. bring me to do those things..
likes me to bring you to do things..
basically looking for someone who's willing and wants to come on my adventure and bring me into theirs.
>>22870712
oh and I cook sufficiently, if you'd join me in the kitchen. ty men
>>22854406
Rofl
Can't say I'm holding my breath.
>>22845134
Feel content with making this in 10 minutes.
>Your a/s/l:
25/m/germany
engineering student
slim-average build
>Your interests:
video games, tv series movies, tech, programming
>Ideal mate description:
female, 20-28, slim/normal/little chubby build. nerdy, not too extroverted, intelligent, sarcastic/dark humour, should be interested in games/movies too and love spending the weekends watching movies/series from time to time, enjoys cuddling
>Your contact info:
/ noone will be interested anyway
>>22871157
God damn, are you me?
>>22871373
Our ID tags are almost the same color.
>>22871429
>tfw trying to write a lovecraftian sci-fi story but just can't get the theme together
Ideal m8
>Female 18-24
>not fat
>willing to stay inside most of the time.
>not opposed to me using drugs, specifically, weed, lsd, mushrooms, and alcohol.
>under 6 feet tall
>loyal
>trustworthy
>Lives in Canada or the US.
myself
>22/M/Canadian East Coast.
>6'4" 280lbs, surprisingly not a complete fat shit. still losing weight.
>Bald as fuck, hair used to be brown. Facial hair is red. Got one tattoo on my right arm.
>college student, taking engineering.
>Vidya, movies, drugs, anime, writing, history/humanities.
will share contact info later.
>>22871450
Forgot image.
>>22871447
>tfw also trying to write a lovecraftian sci-fi story
>>22871504
Well this is awkward.
>>22871521
They say doppelgangers are bad luck.
This is just what we needed.
>21/F/OR
>5'8", very curvy, 34DD but I want to get reduction surgery coz i've had back pain for a while, thick legs but no butt to speak of
>my hair is sort of a mix of dyed blond and brown, a little messier than that
>pierced ears, septum, nips. tattoos sorta spotted all over
>i have bpd but i'm medicated. currently working at a pet shelter, living alone but near parents. i self harm but i'm doing it less.
> interests are cooking (vegan but won't bug you about it) animals, miyazaki movies, music (important!), emotional closeness, drinking, mythbusters, farming
looking for tall (preferably taller) skinny girls who like girls and are good with open relationships. im not very into men but will consider if you're cute enough. must be passionate about music and vibe with me well, be confident, writers are a plus. must care about animals as i have a ton of pets. bonus if you have a car
>>22871535
Please, my life is already shit. don't need anymore bad luck
>>22871613
Rough
>>22854371
>>22870712
Are you two here still? You better be talking holy fuck that match
>>22871672
I'm still here, alas they posted no contact info
ME:
27 m straight
Chubby, or fat; depending where your cut off point is.
6'1’’
white
brown hair
beard (clean shaven at the moment due to work)
musician (drums/guitar/bass/learning piano)
wide selection of listening music
sarcastic and witty
doesn’t play video games… at all.
open to new things
high sex drive
well hung; for fat guy at least
would rather go down on you than you going down on me
don't smoke or do drugs
occasional/social drinker
great well rounded sense of humor
laid back and down to Earth; at times a little too laid back and chill
knows when to be funny/serious
not religious what so ever; not atheist, not Christian, not agnostic… just not religious; someone told me its called Apatheism if you had to put a label on it
tend to swear more than I should
enjoys going out, but also staying at home watching old episodes of It's Always Sunny and South Park
Have a bad habit of biting my fingernails
have two jobs
going to school
HER:
18-30 female
5’3-6’0
Not too huge/not too skinny
Don’t care about race; but I do have a soft spot for black/white mixed girls
Don’t care if you get drunk and/or high, just as long as you’re not a tool about it
Tattoos, piercings, and glasses are a definite plus
I tend to “spoil” my significant others
I like a little bit of tomboy in my girls
Will show and introduce me to new things/adventures
Really, not all that picky
If interested;
Kik: pinching_a_loaf
Snapchat: pinchingaloaf
Skype= pinching.a.loaf
AIM: wastedxxnitemare
met some cool people so far but this still might be a mistake
>not boring
Everything goes into branching paths from that.
I've never posted this so Im kinda hoping the sizing works???
>>22874441
Contact info? I'm 29
>>22874441
>strong onions on social issues
Well that's a non-sequitur so I guess I match.
>>22874441
hm I tried again
>>22874547
What about weak onions?
>>22874503
omg Im so derpy at this kik preferably lil.lizzyy8
>>22874516
ha I don't even get how that happened. maybe I want onions?
>>22874556
now I just want to keep it because it makes me lol I have life events related to broccoli so why not have onions randomly in my imt where they don't belong :)
>>22871672
>>22871969
:O I'll make a kik then
you don't really have to perfectly fit this or anything, and I'm also just looking for friends and people to talk to in which case you can fit any description at all.
>>22877271
Too bad you're not midwest..
I'm close minded, do a the hard drugs while drinking and have 78 anti-feminism blogs. Perfect match!
Dast you have kik, Skype or SC?
>>22877289
I reposted cause I forgot to put my skype on it but pls be joking about all that
>>22877280
>>22877289
Clicked reply to you, yet I replies to someoneone else. Ookay.
>>22877294
Ah, that explains it. Yeah, I lied. It's actually 80 blogs. Also super duper Catholic. And Christian. And muslim.
>>22873474
Ahhh you're perfect and in the same state but I'm not trans qq
>>22871587
I like all of these traits, and I meet most of the things you like (except I think an unspoken one of being close) but I'm not vain enough to say I'm cute enough.
>>22871318
Interested but I live in the netherlands..
>>22876350
>no drugs
>420 k though
What a fucking autistic bitch
>>22877934
do you have kik or something similar?
>>22877944
>>22877944
I dont do drugs or weed. But I dont care if anyone does it though. You stupid fuck
>>22877934
netherlands is fine, living in western germany, my kik: stechuskaktus123
Oh hi. 24/m/MD.
I love making new friends too, so feel free to send a message my way if you'd think we would get along.
>>22866735
Pls be my waifu
>>22845134
Me:
18/M/usa
Introverted
Musician
Interests: movies, listening and playing music, a little bit of video games, animals, snowboarding and skateboarding, drinking on occasions and some drugs from time to time.
Her:
Introverted
Tiny, 5'1 or shorter
18-20 years old
Passionate about something
Loves playing or listening to music
Likes to stay home but occasionally go on adventures
Doesn't mind if I do drugs
Open minded
intelligence doesn't matter
Being clingy wouldn't matter, I think I might even prefer it.
Would text me a lot
Likes animals
Affectionate
>>22877598
>F or MtF
>F
reading comprehension is important lol
hit me up though
unless you're implying you're a guy, in which case still hit me up if you're a girly femboy or a trap
who knows
>>22880907
I need a skype from you!
Excuse how short this is!
Yes?
Ehh i got nothing yo. Just gonna toss mine onto the ol pile and hope for something good to happen.
Have a song Senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wqYpPgeHfQ
>>22881269
I'm on my phone, but it's sardoniccharm
Irish are cool as Fuck
>>22868004
Was searching "Switzerland" to see how many fellow swiss people lurk here, got to this post
My god, are you disgustingly retarded
The picture only vaguely looks like me, I'm not that lanky, the clothes hardly look like what I'd wear, nor is my nose some strange shade of red.
>22/M/UK
I like all sorts of stuff - building/making/designing stuff (and arts and crafts by extension), science and maths, reading about all sorts of things and generally learning, excercising (in the form of running/swimming mostly, but also rock climbing), photography, being outdoors/nature, going to nice cultural places and learning to play instruments I've somehow obtained.
I've not long finished a Masters degree and work in engineering at the moment, until I find a better job.
Someone who would be cool to meet (also to just be friends, I'm pretty relaxed):
>Around my sort of age, but not too fussed/F/UK
Likes similar stuff to me but doesn't have to be exactly the same. Likes arty stuff, going to museums etc. Wants to go somewhere in life, whether that means has/getting a degree or just generally doing something cool/useful. Actually wants to go out places rather than just sit around the house all the time. Doesn't list video games or netflix as a hobby. Has interesting things to talk about.
Well there's my list of ridiculously unrealistic demands. My email is [email protected] if anyone wants it :)
>>22877934
my skype: randomstranger.1234
>Your a/s/l: 22/f/Netherlands
>Your interests: Lonely, nerdy and horny. Wanna talk about delicious pastries? :)
>Ideal mate description: Someone nice who likes videogames and silly movies! Liking dogs is a plus.
>Skype: aseity_1
>>22884187
Pls be real
>>22884187
Faker than her tits lol
I should've wrote this all out ahead of time, I feel like it's kinda cluttered and disorganized
My ideal of a perfect partner becomes more of just 18+ and not disgusting.
When I do find a partner I think I'll feel empty
Me
>East Asian
>6'0 skinny as fuck
>20
>big weeb tho technically I cant be one as born in jp
>try hard good @ all vidya
> in uni in usa
You
> don't really care m or f I just like talking to strangers
>>22888579
pls be female
>implying 6' east Asian females can even exist
>>22888583
Obviously not female
>>22888615
I can wish, right?
>>22888654
My sister is 5'11 nip girl, but she's dating a turbo chad
>>22888579
> don't really care m or f I just like talking to strangers
Do you have Skype and if so, what is your Skype name?
>>22866735
>but can do 18-19
Aw yeah
>if you're really mature
Damn it...
>>22888669
I don't even care about height, I just want a qt3.14 east Asian gf.
>pics of sister
Jesus Christ, people are still doing these on /soc/. It has been years.
>>22890495
/soc/ also still does dick threads, Skype threads, rate threads, and most of the exact same stuff it was doing years ago.
Change does not come easy to this board.
>>22846526
>cool music taste
>green day
ok anon
>>22848447
>tfw i have glasses, acne and light freckles but its not quirky or cute
>>22863529
followed ur blog
>>22871293
barefoot and loves horror movies
7.5/10
>>22871450
fr...fritter?
>>22871587
cute/10
>>22871630
>watching star trek and debating issues that come up
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>>22881473
you would be so wonderful y r u short
>>22857868
You sound awesome, would love to chat
>nostalgia
my fiance's from 2012
Where are all the maou shoujos?
thread will probably die soon, but this is the first time ive taken time to do this
Never done this before so lets try
can i lie down now
>>22893854
You're fun, but Australia is far. Good luck girl
>>22893854
A+ for DaL, NGNL, GC, Rick and Morty, and Pendulum.
Contact info?
>>22893093
>>22893854
You described me but you're in Australia. Rude...
>>22893896
throwaway email: [email protected]
>>22889349
i have a kik
id: kyakray
>>22891029
>boards actually change
>>22892047
>nt
>relatively human
>glasses
>using malcom reynolds as picture
im in
Enough time has passed. Ayo.
>>22884297
Do you have a way of being contacted?
21/M/VA
I'm into gaming, writing, and a decent number of tv shows and anime cuz I'm a fuckin nerd. I also like outdoorsy stuff though and I always enjoy a good hike or bike ride.
Honestly, looking for someone like me, preferably a little dominant in bed though. I tend to be more of a sub.
Distance isn't too big of a deal to me. Definitely need to be able to talk (skype or something). If you can PC game with me we'll get along awesomely.
I'm open to both males and females but I'm far more picky about males (females are preferred generally). Prefer relatively fit, but a little extra weight isn't a dealbreaker by any means, and if I like you as a person that helps a lot.
Skype is Regret.exegersi
Kik is RegretZM
>>22893854
Sent an email to ya throwaway, you seem p cool
24 male western canada
Standard robot type, lonely and unhappy and not sure what to do with my life. I just want someone who I can trust as a therapist and have fun/sex with.
At my best I'm pretentious and intellectual, more of a dominating action-oriented personality. I can still put up a pretty good veneer. These days I'm increasingly flat and can't seem to take joy in anything. Admittedly resentful and I dislike most people. Am a teetotaler and don't want to have anything to do with recreational drug users, although I can compromise with legal things like drinking/smoking. I'm a very physically affectionate person and cuddling is important to me
knowledgeable in humanities, neurology/psychology, some science. Have a handful of developed abstract philosophic views. Would like to apply myself in a more hard science related direction but always seem to get mired in something else. /his/ /tg/ /out/ /lit/ /r9k/ /x/ are my main boards/interests
Skype: see attached pic
>minimum requirements: female, does not use drugs, affectionate
>Ideal requirements: intellectual, outdoorsy and active, someone I can argue with
Please respond.
me:
>25 f usa
>super short (imagine a number, now go lower)
>dot my i with a heart
>kvlt
>techie
you:
>older than me
>exceptionally knowledgeable in a variety of things
>passionate about music
>realistic
honestly i just want someone chill to teach me d&d 5E, i seem to encounter a lot of histrionic types.
>>22897051
I imagined -7... I dunno how you can be shorter than -7 but I'm impressed if its true.
It's funny how these are ever revolving with the same type of people with me included. Heres a little to describe me;
24;Female
- Emotional
- Clingy
- Sentimental
- Films
- Televison
- Reading
- Walking
- Cooking
You;
21&+; Male/Female
:Funny
:Intelligent
:Wonderfully romantic
:Passionate
:Witty
:Accent? (God. I love accents.)
:Introverts
:Knows who they are
I think about life an extraneous amount, but the reality is that life is made of vapid moments shared with people you care about. I am not asking for twinkling stars above us while you hold me close and show me the world. I want moments to share with you, holding hands, taking walks. I want moments of hot cider as we walk around seeing Christmas lights. I so badly want to connect. I'm not sure how, but, please know that I desire that the most.
Love is not forever. It is fleeting and it is subjective. It is cruel and it is cold. But friendship, but moments, those are cemented in our reality. Please, find me, friend. I look for you.
>>22897373
I'd fit in there but the last bit you wrote made me think about life and i dont like thinking about life.
>>22897051
Willing to talk, just to see how short you are.
Have d&d rulebooks, bachelors in CS.
>>22897373
Let's find our future heartbreak
>>22897373
>>22897428
I forgot to add.
Feel free to drop your Skype.
I'll add people accordingly.
>>22897373
you sound cute, but i already have a gf.
>>22897471
joshcrowder3
>>22897471
Ephraimf1985 is my skype!
>>22897373
Really hit me there with the whole christmas lights thing. I still want to go out to faneuil hall near Christmas at night. Skype: Mrb594
>>22897373
hipster scum/10
not even the good kind
>>22897471
raptor-jeezus :3 i'd love to chat
>>22897373
Where do you live?
>>22897373
my skype is propane.accessories
>>22897051
Damn, you sound awesome.
Too bad I'm only 24. :(
Hell, why not.
>>22897471
shaynehall12 is my skype. Would love to share some time with you! I'm also looking for a serious emotional connection.
>>22897471
hey.
ceruleanwind - skype
eh. here goes nothing
>>22897373
Kik @ cphsoc? Although you're probably really far away. At least that means I have an accent :^ )
Me:
>a/s/l
19/M/US
>Race / Build
Caucasian, 6'3". I'm a big guy (inb4 for you) Not disgustingly fat.
>Occupation / Education:
College student, striving to be an artist and am working on writing songs.
>Interests:
Art, Music, Animals (Pets mostly), Video Games, Writing.
>Some things about me:
- I'm introverted. I sorta just take in everything and listen rather than speak, but I'm very friendly and talkative when conversed with.
- Last girlfriend I had left me in a state of depression and I just now got over it. However, some days I relapse and just feel like shit.
- I'm slightly religious.
- Not looking for any sex. I'm a very clean but loving person.
- I'm a very short tempered person if I know my trust in someone is being betrayed.
- I DO NOT like talking politics. That is something I absolutely despise.
Her:
- Anywhere from 18-20. Nothing older.
- Around 5'5-10", Average or Chubby (either one)
- From Europe or Canada. (Would love to meet someone from the Netherlands/Germany/Denmark)
- Loves to talk / chat. (Either by text or Skype)
- Play video games with me.
- Wouldn't mind having time for ourselves every now and then.
- Does not do drugs. (I don't mind alcohol.)
- Doesn't mind staying up late with me
- Wouldn't mind discussing problems with one another / being supportive for each other.
I'll post Skype and Kik if requested.
>>22896727
>>22900308
you guys are currently tied for worst people in the thread
ASDIAHSDASHDI
>>22901994
how the fuck am i tied with a robot for the worst person in the thread
>>22897471
>>22897373
It would be really nice to talk to you. My skype is apatheticshrug
>>22845134
honestly kind of just did this for fun, but I feel like I wasted a total 20 minutes doing this lol. Also the more I look at my pic, the more I realize that the guy is like the brother version of me.
>>22903261
You and your brother version of you need to get a room
>>22878119
Yeah you're an autistic bitch though.
Keep crying bitch nigger.
>>22903318
tru, wincest is defo my thing [spoiler]sykeee[/spoiler]
>>22903261
What's your skypeee?
>>22903261
Pretty kawaii, too bad you're on the other side of the east coast.
I'm
>>22852809
if you wanna shoot the shit
