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Wew it's update time!
Server IP: esforescraft.provisionhost.com
Map IP: esforescraft.provisionhost.com:25560
Eco IP: esforescraft.provisionhost.com:25561Contribute: https://www.patreon.com/esforescraft
Changes:
- Updated to 1.9.2 (you need to update as well!)
- Enabled claims in the Nether and The End
- Created two admin claims around the origins in the nether and end (everyone has trust access)
- Expanded world borders in the end to be the same as Top World
- Brought back dynamic global economy (still being tweaked, CURRENTLY DISABLED; stand by for updates)
- Transition to using dynamic economy plugin for player shops instead of standalone plugin (chests, signs and item frames, CURRENTLY DISABLED)
- Changed claim blocks return value equivalent to their purchase value
- 222 claim blocks are now earned every hour
- Claim blocks can now be sold for full value
- Claim blocks now have a 1:1 abandon ratio
- All new web maps being rendered (Isometric 3D and Flat maps for all worlds, Cave maps for Top and Bottom worlds, Topographic map for Top World)
- Fixed permission for Ausfailia warp
- Added a new shop GUI for player shops (to open, walk into a shop and type /shopmenu, CURRENTLY DISABLED)
- Removed sales tax
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4368085
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- Survival!
>vanilla Minecraft with a few enhancements
- Economy!
>dynamic global economy, shops and trading
- 12km Vanilla Map!
>with world wrapping
- Land Claiming System!
>economy driven, auto-expiring
- Ranking System!
>with perks and commands
- Minimal Admin Intervention!
>players make the server what it is
- Custom Meme Plugins!
>PvP flagging by wew_lad
- Dank Maymays!
>only the BEST memes
[NEW CREATIVE WORLD]
>Unlimited creative memes in the making!
Old thread >>4365359
Wow how GAYjust kidding man thanks
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4368085
>222 claim blocks are now earned every hour
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Remember to vote Nukkuh for governor.
any chance people can be reinbursed for funds put into making shops?
Also gosh bless you for all these changes
FUCK YES 3D MAP AGAIN
>>4368379
rude
>>4368085
AUTISM YEA? YEA YOU WANNA SEE AUTISM YEA? IMMA MAKE SURE THIS THREAD LIVES UP TO ITS NAME U HEAR ME. RTG FUKING TEASIENG ME? RTG TEASING MOI? NO OH NOOO NO NOT TODAY AUTISM DRAMA YEA? WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT! RUDEST ADMIN EVER!!
>>4368380
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU WANNA GIFT ME THIS GAME OR SOMETHIN FAG? I'M NOT BUYIN' IT IDC IF I'VE EVEN SAVED $2300 AND HAVE NO BILLS OR DEBTS TO PAY
>>4368085
this is beautiful.
(I'm sorry, but I think it is)
into the oven. all of you.
>>4368393
>>4368397
Its okay bunt.
Everything will be okay...
Pic is outside liberty.
>>4368521
ban cunt
>>4368471
agreed minekemf is cansur
this is nice malk
>>4368604
pls gibe slime
>>4368669
lol gud 1
>>4368604
RIP Steven Pinker
juice did titanic
Once again, Nukkuh has built a public Enderman farm. Once again, I have taken time and energy out of my day for the Esforescraft Community™.
I don't think I can add anymore to this, as a picture speaks a thousand words.
Vote for Nukkuh, vote for the Future™.
who the heck plays minecraft anymore lol
https://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/provisionhost.com
These are the faggots you hosted the server under. NICE JOB, FUCKHEAD.
>>4369348
7 year olds and pedos
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4369423
Remember to vote Nukkuh for governor
>>4369349
I've been with this host for almost a year now. I have never had an issue with them. Consistent uptime, network speed, and server performance. Support has always been friendly about billing and even go out of their way to help me. They also offer pretty decent hardware too.
For $15/mo I get 3Gb Kingston DDR4 RAM, 30Gb Samsung Enterprise SSD storage, and an Intel Xeon E5-1650 v3 CPU on a Supermicro motherboard and chassis. On top of this I get my own dedicated IP address and full root access via SSH and SFTP.
I must admit we need more RAM. And prices have doubled since I got my $15/mo. rate locked in. To upgrade to 4Gb of RAM would cost more than double of what I pay now. I just can't afford to pay anymore tbh. I would if I could fam. If thepatreontakes off (which I highly doubt) I would buy one of their 4Gb VPS plans that come with 100Gb of storage for the same price as their Minecraft server plan and just run it off of that. But again it costs more than double what I pay now.
Don't shoot on ProvisionHost just because you read a couple bad reviews online. Peace fam.
>>4369661
>Peace fam.
stopped reading there
youre still a gigantic cluck
>>4369678
you too nukkuh :^)
>>4369678
heh
>>4369695
literally a cluck
<literally a cluck tier
RTG
<literally governor tier
NUKKUH
<literally toothpaste tier
metapod
<literally bunt tier
bunt, fetus
<cluck tier
RTG
<cool guy tier
sulpet, bigdon, boxxer
<i cant express how much of a cluck rtg is tier
RTG
<LITERALLY a cluck
rtg
<rtg tier
cluck
<literally who tier
everyone else
Check out the new server website esforescraft.provisionhost.com
>>4369745
VIRUSE
>>4369349
the reviews arent bad
the reviews are:
1. guy who didn't cancel his automatic paypal repayment
2. negative/positive post in one
3. something about JSS lists, don't even know because he didn't say enough detail
4. Slow response, lots of downtime, I have been ignored. <-that's beliebable of all business lol
5. Excellent minecraft server host. Have had no billing or privacy issues, <- the obvious shill
>>4369738
>you forgot Literally PRESIDENT tier
BIG DON T R U M P
>>4370003
lol u lost lol
please stop
>>4370697
hah i.k.r.
>>4370697
stop following me around
>>4369988 dubs nice
bunt tier is literally just bunt in the name to be tbh honest desu
>>4370700 nice dubs
>>4370707
super palindromes
>>4369949
>>4369661
even all that is beside the point. When i receive automated notifications from my browser translating to "TURN BACK NOW" every time i check a different site you've set up relating to the serb, I have to wonder how many other people would hesitate to check any of the server's related sites or URLs
feed me thousands of penisfruits
>>4370978
>>4370984
go home spurdo
was not fukken afk i was even talking on the chat.
ban system flawed, i don't enjoy being BTFO'd!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4371012
>>4371012
1 reply and I push this fucking dog into the lava.
dog is fine
>>4371089
>>4371095
>>4371100
give me the quads you fag
>>4371112
HAHA FAIL LIKE YOUR FAIL LIFE
>>4371114
i pray every night that a million dead niggers crawl out from under your floorboards and beat you to death with their micropenises
>>4371012
ban expired. time to resume memeing
:^)
>>4369745
>esforescraft.provisionhost.com
requesting that this slammin song play on the serb at random intervals via command block
>>4371114
FAAAKE STOP RILING
race the kikes gas war now
>>4371453
thanks for checking
granite is now more valueable than diamonds.
Good job.
>>4371737
pls gibe granite
>>4371920
that post concerns me. I am concerned for the person who made that post.
>>4371988
checked
>>4368085
Okay bunt, that deal we had, 30 days no playing and Ill stop making fun of you, lets open it up again.
You can log in for a moment on day 27, to renew claims, but thats it.
If you do it, I will also give you your tnt back, for real this time, with a proper compensation of multiple millions gbp.
>>4372025
And if you think I am bluffing.
I am not.
Pic related is proof
how gay is the server now
i dont want to play ona gay server
>>4372050
nice frog
its not gay at all though
RTG DA SERB
found a real life picture ofrtg________lmfao
>>4372287
ROOOOOOOOOO LOL ROOOOOOOOOOOO
RTG DA SERB
>>4370832
Dumb ghettoposter
>>4372045
w-wat about day 25... just to b safe...
>>4372045
wow , nice psychosis
>>4371151
>get fugged like cuck
>complain
>return without complaint after cuckation is over
nice
rtg make a world thats just a mesa biome lol
>>4372482
26 days, compromise.
And rememer this would be effective immediately. You will not get on for 30 days except on day 26 for a minute for claims.
why did bunt leave in the first place
>>4372659
Good
>>4372659
me too tbh
>>4372662
i would have done it anyway so if you're planning some epic SYYYKE moment it aint gonna hit home the way u mite be wantin just sayin
>>4372681
Its not that at all fam. Bein genuine
>>4372659
>autismcraft is gay
>lurks autismcraft most of free time
>renews claims on autismcraft
>>4372287
in other news, rtg was BLOWN THE CLUCK OUT
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4371988
would my leaned preheated oven special gift from a couch leaned to preheated oven help ease your mind?
>>4373491
no. no it would not.
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG DA ECONOMY IS BANKRUPT
>>4374307
rtg is aCLUCK
https://a.pomf.cat/vbeehg.mp3
LITERALLY NUKKUH
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
RTG DA SERB
your daily reminder that niggers are not human beings
econ bankrupted
we need new incentives beyond cash. it's time those of us at the top started putting our money to good use.
>>4374731
shut up bernie
>>4374738
kiss my egg-shaped ass you shit spewing cock mongling korean-made SUPER NIGGER
RTG IS A CLUCK
Gas the kikes
>>4375178
NOPE
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG DA SERB
new meme
what a bunch of stupid retards, playing on a broken meinkraft server
>>4377331
Same
should i play this
y/n?
thank you for your input
>>4374552
Rude
>>4377630
yea ud love nukkuh
>>4377634
what is THAT ? ? ?
>>4377636
stupit anime postre like u but kewl playre
>>4377630
no the map is overused
>>4377659
The map is fine, still tons of space to build
I think finding ruins adds alot of flavor tbh
>>4377641
I have not posted a SINGLE amino in this ITT thread EVER
so this is a FIRST
t.nukker
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4378211
dubs nice
baka senpai
>>4378255
dubs nice
>>4378255
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
Msorry friendo i will go back to bee now
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
it is complete
all hail the bitchy anime
>>4378841
cluck vote for nukkuh cluck
My piss and moans are the fuel
That set my head on fire
So smell my soul is burning
I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy
I have swallowed the poison you feed me
But I survive on the poison you feed me
>>4379449
i surviiive on the breath u are finished with
>>4379458
is this you?
>>4379460
i only just recently learned about this dope meme
bork bork
new meme: circlel
>>4379729
woah
nice
fug
RTG IS A CLUCK
rtg your ANTI-AFK PLUGIN IS TOO STRICT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
}BANNED FOR FISHING
}BANNED FOR SHOVELING SNOW
WHEN WILL IT END RTG RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4379729
>circlel
>circkek
>sir kek
>Sur'Kesh
Sur'Kesh is a circlel!
>>>>>NEW MEME CONFIRMED<<<<<
RTG IS A CLUCK
progress on the new spawn
i'm actually not sure red sandstone is that good after all for this specific design
>>4379783
wat
>>4380301
nice
>>4380300
nice dubs
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4380300
>>4368085
why don't guys add some mods to it?
>>4380725
because if we add mods people will be forced to download them to join, which will make us lose a lot of current players and push away most potential new players
>>4372662
can make at fifteen day? two fifteen day balleps?
>>4368085
bunt, I want flowre's castlel back
i need to finish it
~Steven_Pinker, accompanied by your're mom lol
>>4380752
fetuse pls advise i am sign on for mr rusebelt
>>4380755
you sign on, deal's broken pal
>>4380742
ahh, sorry to ask.
I'm not familiar with minecraft.
Wouldn't it be possible though to make some kind of personalized launcher that downloads the mods for people? Kinda like GMod does when you join a server.
>>4380752
FETUUUUSE PLS ADVISE AM SING ON FOR TEOHODR K????????
hani stop talk shit in chat faget! i am nt prefect you are dement !! new stupit spawn what wrong with you???? your keyboard GAY lol epic razer GAY
fuken BUM
>>4380782
yea keep click clackin away u know what i mean!!!! FETUSE I HAve sign on for ruse belts kasel!!!!! facking let me! i have 4 day but it rly almost 5 so count 5 K????? 5&10&15 more deal? k i got five, k?
>>4380791
i legit don't get it kek i use a logitech keyboard
also fetus is away rn but he'll say the same thing as me, you sign on and the deal's off
>>4380806
not my rules tbh, i'm just repeating what fetus would say kek
i don't really care if you log in or not tbh
>>4380811
FAK u FAKIN hani u sniveling LIttIlE hoMo
half of the roof finished
end me
>>4380897
FAK U HANier gib lappeX
my humble cottage shood be SPawn yOo FAKn TerrribLe builDmaN
gib slime pls
>>4368085
the fact that anime gets h8 but minecraft threads keep staying up is proof that this board is run by 10 year old kids.
>>4380924
at least minecraft involves some creativity n basic computer skill, anime is literally the same shiddy anatomically incorrect drawing with different color hair reposted endlessly by fags with no imagination
aaaaand it's done
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4381700
forgot namefig
Also, please respect our deal, under no circumstances except on day 26 are you to log on.
>>4381701
those last two wrer not me! do u forgive wat i said bout ur rules this one time? i will not say this things about ur rules any more . and get lappex. deal?
>>4381709
Sounds good.
>>4380806
i want castlel becouse it RIGHTFOLY BELNOGS ME...
darn...
>>4381717
Give the coords to me, I can pass it on to rtg so he can just xfer the claim famo
rtg change this in spigot.yml
merge-radius:
item: 2.5
exp: 3.0
to
merge-radius:
item: 2.5
exp: 0
>>4381726
DONT DO IS A TRICK
CLAIM given no need for admane intervention be cause i am responsible!!!!!
>>4381724
Its over then pal
>>4381744
>Responsible
>Makes deal
>Breaks deal
>Expects me to allow this to continue
ok pal
holy shit you're all such faggots playing this gam ahahahhaha shh slept time
>>4381724
HEY brunt krefew I LOVE your you don't let le bullies bullying you anomyore? okay??
>>4381726
The current settings are
merge-radius:
item: 3.5
exp: 6
This helps with item drop lag. I won't be changing it, sorry bud.
>>4382204
change it you fucking sad sack of shit faggot
Holy kek people are still pretending to be bunt?
That's dedication.
>>4368085
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
>>4382331
Holy kek bunt is still pretending to be other people?
That's dedication.
>>4382343
kys
WARNING: VIRUSE DETECTED ON SERB
plz notify your administrator by postingRTG DA SERB
>>4382474
rtg da serb
>>4382343
this shit tbh
>>4382474
what's happening
>>4382638
its a LEGITIMATE question dude
>>4382620
Why do you need me to change this setting?
>>4382651
xp merging breaks the farm i spent half a day making
>>4382666
xp farms are for fags and satan-fellating tripfags like yourself fucking kill things the old-fashioned way without some dumb tower/water system bullshit
>>4382651
They're literal shitters.
>>4382688
rude dubs
who else is woah?
Dubs decide my new username
Pls no le mustache man did nothing wrong :^)
>>4382782
heh heh... nothin personnel kiddo...
WHY IS THIS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>4382914
cause you're adding the enchantment to the original shovel on the left. on the right you are simply repairing
>>4382864
Reddit69420666
>>4382864
Wew, lereddit xD, almost Slarer level tbh m80. Sad!
hello friends, is this server on the real or pírated version of minecraft?
>>4383593
This server is strictly Jewish
>>4383593
real minecraft, sorry family
>>4383593
I will be investigating allowing pirated users again but it most likely won't happen. Last time it caused several bugs and had a significant impact on server performance.
>>4384031
investigate removing xp merging for at least a day to see if it affects the serb too bad
wew
>>4384879
rude
>>4385159
hi hani
>>4385188
hello nice duberinos famalamborghini
>>4385255
Y-you too
>bunt finally gave up
I SHOUTED OUT WHOL KLLLED THE KENNMEDYS WHEN AFTERALL
IT WAS YOU AND
MEEEEE
>>4385273
UM HOW AGAIN? NOT TRUE!
TELL ME BAYBE
AWHATS MY NAAAAME
Rockin' level 80 ;)
DID I GET BANNED?
>>4385645
YEP AAHAHAHAHHAA
>>4385672
Hey there bunt nice job posing as rtg
>>4385674
yea the minkrempf life would be a dream otherwise rite lol facepalming so hard in ur general cardinal direction
>>4385678
Every time you talk it makes my brain cells systematically commit suicide just trying to decipher what you shit out.
>>4385682
hah rustled
>>4385691
>implying
>>4385784
YEP
EsforesCraft now has a server for text/voice chat.https://discord.gg/0z0FqWkC6MfvqDAo
It uses the Discord client which can be used either with an application or in-browser.
https://discord.gg/0z0FqWkC6MhmDjMo
JOIN NOW
EVEN WORKS IN BROWSER
>>4385858
actually that link only works for 24 hours
just use the Discord widget on the serb page at http://esforescraft.provisionhost.com/
>>4385874
just use the permanent invite link tbh
https://discord.gg/0z0FqWkC6MfvqDAo
>>4385899
>tfw got told by admin dubs
rekt
Stop playing Minecraft faggot, play something like Bioshock 1/2/3 or Some other shit dude
>>4385906
I really liked Bioshock Infinite. Graphically it's quite nice and the plot is really interesting.
>>4385906
>implying
