Hello everyone and welcome the first ever meeting of the official swaglord fan club.
In this itt: I will be issuing official swaglord fan club memebership cards.
If you would like to join the club, reply to this post with:
1. Your name
2. Your gender
3. What you feel your status (or rank) should be in the club. (I'm the president. No one else gets president!!)
4. A photo for your id card.
I've already issued a card to Anonymous here in my op image.
We can also discuss all things swaglord related in this itt.
1.Nice Man
2.Male
3.Truck driver
4.Pic related
1. Jeebub
2. Male
3. Prophet
4. Picture related.
I bless swaglord.
>>4601012
1.Memelord Maximus
2.Cuck
3.Head of the Garbage Department
4.pic related
>my favorite me is who are you quoting
>>4601038
*meme haha who am i quoting
1. 3DWANI
2. Male
3. Reminder
4. Pic related
Swaglord is a pretty cool guy and he is very nice!
LoLo
manatee
gruel chef
>>4601050
Nice Truck
>>4601050
Mine is "who are you quoting"
>>4601046
>>4601050
My favorite meme is Bury Pink Girl because she is nice and a 2D girl and I love her!
>>4601067
Stop.
>>4601054
Here you are, sir.
Sorry about the mistake.
>>4601012
1. Ippi Pippi
2. Animale
3. hmm...official butte detector
4.
>>4601070
Thank you
SWAGLORD AKBAR!
>>4601036
>>4601066
Nice dubs Jeebub
>>4601089
Thank you very much.
1. the balkan god
2. male
3. god
4. pic related
5. effendi
im expecting a good work from u
>>4601012
how can i join and how can i leave if i want to
>>4601038
Here you go.
Welcome to the club! :^)
>>4601106
>Inverted FORE!
>>4601046
Welcome to the club, 3DWANI!
>>4601067
No rude photos please.
>>4601078
Welcome to the club! :^)
>>4601192
Neither of the LoLos in this ITT were me. Imitation is flattery? But not mocking certainly...
>>4601108
Here you are sir!
Welcome to the club!
>>4601229
i shall do my best to be the god and protector of this realm as well as the balkans
>>4601110
>how can i join
simply request a memebership card and reply with:
1. Your name
2. Your gender
3. What you feel your status (or rank) should be in the club. (I'm the president. No one else gets president!!)
4. A photo for your id card.
5. Your favorite meme
>how can i leave if i want to
Once you're in this club, you're in it for life.
malandrino
good
sysadmin
>>4601012
1. Squidposter
2. Nice
3. Mediocre Calamaristician
5. Two
I love you all
>>4601215
Get on irc.
>>4601242
no memes i hate them
1. cuck
2. male
3. surgeon general
4. picrel also tribute to swaglord corn boy ++
https://fuckingnormies.bandcamp.com/album/smonk
>>4601242
Here you are.
Welcome to the club!
>>4601251
also my favorite meme is post-ironic shrek/guy fieri/smash mouth posting
>>4601244
Welcome to the club, Squidposter!
Name: Kaewyn Bloodsong
Gender: whatever you want me to be, bby ;^)
Rank: Dub Commander
Image: please see attached image
>>4601145
This is really nice! I like it. Thank you! I am honouroured to be an official member of the Swaglord fanclub.
>>4601251
Welcome to the club, cuck!
>>4601066
is he hinting that he's wayne coyne?
>>4601012
1. goku
2. male
3. super saiyan
4. pic related
>>4601012
1.Chaika Trabant
2. Female
3. On the front page!
>>4601300
You got post number dubs and memer number dubs.
simply epic :^)
>>4601355
thats a triple my boy
>>4601012
1. Karen Kujou
2. Female
3. Gold Membership
5. Chaika On The Front Page!
1. cowe
2. male
3. milkman, i make milk with my udders mooo lol
4. pic related
>>4601347
Here you are, sir.
Welcome to the club!
>>4601367
actually change my status to "i eben got skol"
Name: Gavin McInnes, Ph.D, M.S., Psy.D, MD,D.O.
Member no: ?
Gender: Male
Status: Senior taxonomy expert
Favorite meme: pig
Name - Beautiful Betty
Gender - Ultralord
Occupation - Meme Chef
>>4601348
Here you go ma'am.
Welcome to the club!
>>4601402
Btw, favorite meme is the Destruction of Cis White Males
>>4601362
Welcome to the club, Karen!
Name: Lenposter
Gender: Anime
Status: ...
Favorite Meme: All memes are wonderful.
(You can use a frame from this. A white or transparent background would be great.)
>>4601428
>>4601012
Name: fucking faggot
Gender: male
status: meme minister
fave meme: le funny banana
thank :))
>>4601408
Thanks!
>>4601408
>>4601426
How many cute do we have?
>>4601449
you mean kansha
>>4601367
Welcome to the club, cowe!
1. Your name: le flubby chicke
2. Your gender: chicke
3. Status: flube
4. A photo for your id card.
>>4601459
my favorite meme is le flubby chicke
I really admire your dedication in making all these, OP. You're the squiddliest.
>>4601400
Nice dubs.
Welcome aboard, Gavin. :^)
1. Le Mane
2..Boi
3. Dubs Checker
4. look @ pic tbh
5. Kid Icaruse
>>4601244
>>4601400
>>4601455
>>4601466
>>4601277
good dubs friends
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4601486
I can no longer support this thread.
>>4601067
How's this my fine gentlelman?
>>4601455
eping dubs bro
>1. Your name
p
>2. Your gender
check pribilel asap
>3. What you feel your status (or rank) should be in the club. (I'm the president. No one else gets president!!)
darth tbh
4. A photo for your id card.
aight
>>4601506
This is an obvious forgery.
You've ruined the watermark.
>>4601511
dubs confirm
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4601486
he dint eben got skol tho
swaglord if he cees this shud voyd gayvin's memebership kard
>>4601012
1 pepe l'artoutoutou
2 franch
3 le meme monsigneur
5 le hand rubbing jew man
>>4601522
Oh mon dieu! Tes doubles sont magnifique!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4601402
Welcome aboard, Betty!
>>4601428
Welcome to the club, Lenposter!
>>4601442
Welcome to the club, fucking faggot!
>>4601459
here
>>4601487
Welcome to the club, sir!
>>4601012
DWN-087 Chemical Man
Robot
Yes Man
Whatever the boss says
As president of the official swaglord fan club, I will be taking card number 22. 22 is my favorite dub.
Being able to choose my own card number is one of the perks of being president. Nothing personnel kids.
>>4601508
>darth tbh
Welcome, p!
>>4601664
Booty's a grill? I might not be gay anymore.I better delete this since it's a swaggy threaddy
>>4601522
Great dubs pepe!
>>4601112
a little late to the party but thanks
1. Don Patch
2. Spikeman
3. Fortune teller
4. Pic related
5. Patrick Bateman
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4601702
Forgot pic
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4601664
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
It comes and gooes
It comes and gooo-oooooes
In a similar manner to the shirt itself, no?
1 Pink Bury
2 nice gril
3 Official Promoter of Niceness
4 Pic Related
My favorite meme is Awoo
>>4601605
Welcome to the club, my new robotic friend!
>>4601708
indeed
1. funfriend
2. friendly
3. Vice president (i'm swaglord bff irl i'm an obvious choice for VP)
favorite meme: 'go 'za
>>4601714
thanks!
>>4601679
thankdat offbyone tho
>>4601702
Welcome to the club, Don Patch! :^)
>>4601732
>i'm swaglord bff irl
prove it
>>4601691
wowe, nice
>>4601759
check these proofs (me on the right)
>>4601774
jelly tbh
>>4601779
here's us at hallomeme when i was ebolachan
it was fun but i didn't win the costume contest because they hate fun :(
>>4601711
Great dubs bb!
1 Anitonio
2 phat niggu bitch
3 Memewarior
REMINDER THAT SWAGLORD IS ADDICTED TO WEED. PIC RELATED IS PROOF
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4601752
Wait scratch that, put BANE? for favorite meme
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4601732
Congratulations Mr. Vice president!
>>4601790
I would have voted for you.
You look qt.
>>4601822
Great dubs, Anitonio!
Welcome to the club!
>>4601827
This pic contains no references to marijuana or any other psychotropic drug. Nor does it indicate swaglord, or any other person for that matter, has a physical or mental dependence on marijuana. The pic simply contains a group of friends on motorcycles, no more, no less.
Did I miss anyone?
1.Le thinking man
2.Male
3.Pringles Salesman
4.pic related
5.weywot
>>4601837
thanks booty! i'm texting this to swaglord now :^)
1. Name: Ryo Asuka.
2. Gender: Hermaphrodite.
3. Status/Rank: Rebel.
4. Photo: Already covered
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4601935
Oh, and
5. Favourite meme: Laced with Drugs
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4601012
1. Moot
2. One of the two genders
3. Führer
4. pic related
>>4601967
I honestly don't know what the fuck I was thinking with this but I'm tired as shit right now
>>4601967
and favorite meme is cowe
1. m00t
2. little girl
3. cuck
4. pic related
5. anonymous
1) KEEMSTAR
2) White Male
3) Nigger Hunter / Pedophile Accuser
4) ALEX IS A FUCKING NIGGER
hello yes i would like to join the fan club?
1.Crayfishe
2.Male
3.Public Relations
4.Crayfishe
>>4601012
Engineer
Sentry-Kin.
Smrt persun.
Photo included.
1. name: banana
2. gender: fetus (contains seeds for both male and female plants)
3. status: official fanclub banana
4. picture is attatched (me on the table, back row)
>>4602141
How will you represent my interests to the public?
>>4602220
By reminding them that invertebrates without an exoskeleton are people too, sea creatures are very important.
>>4601012
1. Normee
2. rate
3. shaving departament
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
![latest[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/938UJ0i.gif "latest[1].gif")
1.Kracko
2.Cloud
3.Electrician
4.Electricity
>>4601012
>be swaglord
>make this thread
>who am I quoting?
???
>>4602143
Vrexill
Girl
Platinum Meme Maker
pic reblated
>>4602419
oh and favorite meme is snek court
>>4601664
pls be my gf
>>4601944
>>4602499
checking nice dubs.
<<< I like this so much, I stole it.
Sorry.
ebin
Fan club save
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
1 redstone
2 robot in human
3 certificate holder
4 bury pink grill
>>4601012
Adolf Hitler
Male
Pussy Destroyer
>>4601012
1. Stoner
2. Unknown
3. Pot dealer
4. Picture related
bum
John the Swagmaster
Dood
I think I need to be president, someone like you doesn't deserve that rank.
1. out fucking skilled man
2. Male
3. calls out when someone gets out fucking skilled
Hysteric Skeletti
???
Head of the skelton army
>>4601012
Name: KeK man
Gender: 25 year old man
Rank: pretty high up there
Favorite meme: succ
>>4601892
Welcome to the club, Le thinking man!
Sorry it took me so long. I had to do irl stuff.
>>4604211
also it's favorite meme is Kek(religion)
>>4601935
Welcome to the club, Ryo!
1. Eric
2. Male
3. Swag Verifier
>>4602141
Welcome to the club, Crayfishe!!
>>4601012 (OP)
1. Smugbannies
2. anime
3. Fresh
5. baido
>>4602143
Welcome aboard, Engineer :^)
>>4602206
Welcome to the club, banana!
You look delicious btw.
>>4602259
Welcome Normee!
>>4602270
Welcome Kracko!
1. Kai Leng
2. Meme
3. Minister of comfiness
4.Doge
>>4604462
forgot muh image
>>4602419
Welcome Vrexill.
>>4603614
Welcome aboard, redstoen!
>>4603648
Welcome Adolf!
>>4603752
Welcome to the club, Stoner!
>>4604163
>I think I need to be president, someone like you doesn't deserve that rank.
What's that supposed to mean?
>>4604181
Well played
>>4604211
>>4604255
Great dubs Hysteric Skeletti!
>>4604220
Welcome to the club, KeK man!
>>4604260
Welcome Eric!
>>4604312
Welcome aboard, Smugbannies!
>1. Your name
Isis-Chan
>2. Your gender
Female
>3. What you feel your status (or rank) should be in the club.
I'm the Jihadist
>4. A photo for your id card.
Isis-chan pic
1. Alternative style of civilisation
2. Male
3. pharmacist
4. Pic related
>>4601012
tehodor rusebelt
tehodor rusebelt
tehodor rusebelt
>>4604944
Plis OP, member no: 911
1.Poop scoop malooop
2. Attack helicopter
3. Clubhouse janitor
Favorite meme: wojak
>>4605466
Also member number 420
>>4605498
Also also check em :^]
>>4601012
1. trapezoid
2. Nilla Wafer
3. Pokemonz master
4. DA DAB
Pic as profile familia
1. ernie.
2. Fun :)
3. Professor of Irony
4. p i c c
5.my favorite mem is well memes itself, because arent they the funnest and nicest things? mem is irony itself, and is what we make of it. Let's all make memes together !1 :)
>>4601012
1. Vlad
2. Yes
3. Cheeki of Breekis, Economist
4. Pic related
>>4601555
>555
>trips
Amazing! Thank you!
>>4606205
Also number 5: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
1. Le Ruse Bird
2. You'll have to take me out to dinner first
3. Barack "Hussein" Oboma
4. 2016 presidential election
1. swaglord
2. dude
3. treasurer
4. pi c of me
5. swaglord fan club
1. NiiNiiPalm
2. NiceGirl
3. Global Mod (SwagLord of /nice/)
4. Pic Related.
Favorite meme: Bury Nice Gurl.
>>4606348
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
OP ABANDONED THREAD :^[
>>4606403
Being president of such a large fanclub is exhausting work. We'll just need to keep the thread bumped until he wakes up tomorrow.
>>4606460
>he
Bump for justice.
>>4606466
checking the nice dubbinskis.
Gonna try for a membership card here.
>>4601012
Oh dear! You even made it animate. Good job president!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4606484
Psst! I heard this club is really tough to get into. Got any ideas for answering the questions? I'm thinking of putting down "All your base" for the meme one, but I'm not sure if it'll have the right irony content.
>>4606507
oh, I didn't even see the questions!
I gotta hustle, I think Booty's coming around-I sense it.
>>4606529
Good luck! See you on the inside, hopefully!
1. Angus Kahn, aka Ncey of the Sea
2. Trans MtF
3. Niceness Officer
4. Aloha Snackbar
BY SWEGLORDE I SHALL PROTECT OUR NICE BORDE
>>4606533
nice dubs. ok I got:
skids
m
now I need a title and photo. I'm glad booty is booked up, it will take awhile get to me
>>4606507
>>4606529
>>4606533
I see that you can bring dubs- you've got my vote, tovarisch, but what does this skid guy you're next to bring to the table, huh?
>>4601012
2. Two Guy
2. Two
2. #2
<---
>>4606583
Oops, favorite meme is One
>>4604462
>>4604470
>>4604720
Here you are, Siskel!
Welcome to the club!
>>4606610
THE PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED.
>>4604944
Nice dubs Isis-Chan.
These cards are sequentially numbered, so I won't be able to assign you a special number. Sorry about that.
Welcome to the club!
>>4604958
Welcome to the club Alternative style of civilisation!
quads?
>>4606666
QUAADDS???
House party at my parents place!
>>4606666
>>4605112
Welcome to the club, tehodor! :^)
>>4606666
You deserved them, champ!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4606688
Double dubs!
Outstanding!
>>4605466
Great dubs, Poop scoop malooop!
Welcome to our fine club.
>>4606743
ThanK u
>>4605808
Welcome to the club, trapezoid!
>>4605893
Welcome ernie!
Epic bump
>>4606205
Welcome aboard, Vlad!
>>4606775
OH MY OMG GOSH!!!!!
THANKS U MR> BOOTY MCSCOOTY!!!1 :)
>>4606806
haha oops forgot my [ernie.]
>>4601012
1. Quintal
2. Dont assume my gender. Check your privilege
3. Moot
>>4606255
Great dubs, Le Ruse Bird!
1. Dub King maximillion von kaisenlaffer
2. anything except singles
3. exalted archdeacon, he who calls upon wicked dubs. conqueror of dublin and ur mom
4. attached
>>4606836
favorite meme are these ebin gets
check em
>>4606348
WOW!
Thanks so much for joining our little club.
We all think you're great!
>>4606850
>55
>Dubs
Nice
>>4606850
Considering swaglord hardly posts anymore could this be considered the best success this thread has yet had?
>>4606370
Welcome to the club NiiNiiPalm!
>>4606866
Those dubs are a pretty big success.
>>4606880
AWESOME. Check out my membership card guys!
>>4606348
hi swaglord
>>4606348
Benis
>>4606880
Do you have an archive where you keep these membership cards?
>>4606929
They're not just membership cards.. they're memebership cards, my dude
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4606880
1. raz0rblayed "the d4rk one" shad0wborne fairfaxcrest
2. a spirit molded frum the dark enerjy of swaglords' evil
3. protektor of the undrworld known as the "archive" graveyard of ded meems
4. this is me at my most pathetic lowest
5. dint eben got skol - Gavin McInnes
>>4601012
1. Cool Dude AKA Just a cool dude hanging out
2. Big Man
3. Goon
4. pic related
favourite meme is lolcats
thank you in advanced!!!
>>4606792
Thanks!
Sorry I am late! Please let me join the club
1. qt anime girl
2. male
3. Swaglords gf
4. attaching a real pic of me
>>4607318
also my favourite meme is every meme swaglord posts ofc
1 smuggers
2 dick balls
3 fuckkkkk
>>4604799
Thanks lad
Yours dubs are also great
Bahmpen da tred
this thread can't die.
Not until I get my membership card, anyway
>>4601012
1.Le tip
2.Qt grill
3.Severe autist
4.Pic
My favourite meme is awoo
>>4601012
Good morning, Booty McScooty! I'm sorry for being so late, but I'd still like a membership card, please!
Name: Dr. Ynyarri, Funposting P.h.D
Gender: Decline to State
Rank: Head of the Politness, Courtesy, and Manners Department
Favorite Meme: Karenposting
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4607777
you ruined my plans
>>4607777
Quads
>>4607781
ynyarri is a shameless shitposter that hides behind a veneer of niceness. their facade is as thin as the crepes that kot blini sits upon
>>4607777
membership status: declined
reason:
although you got sick quads, you refused to fill out the form correctly. please apply with your gender. If you are confused, consult a physician. every cell in your body has either xx or xy chromesones.
>>4607781
Oops! I'm really sorry about your plans, anon, but I didn't know about them! If it's any comfort, you can always try again!
>>4606537
Welcome Angus Kahn!
>>4606583
Welcome aboard, Two Guy!
>>4606836
Welcome to the club, Dub King maximillion von kaisenlaffer!
>>4608081
GLORIOUS
1. Reals
2. 2d women
3. Popo memer
4. Chicken pot pie
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4606972
>>4608136
Ok picture is pic
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
1. Pemgwin
2. These nut
3. The muscle
4. Pic related
My favorite meme is delet this-_-
>>4607061
Welcome to the club, Cood Dude!
>>4607318
Welcome, qt anime girl!
Can you introduce us to swaglord pls?
