New thread because I'm drunk. Like, really drunk. Don't you think Kylie Minougte is agreat singer...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZp2bk4YHFY
fake natsume
>>4582369
No what?
>>4582374
Yes I am.
>>4582376
>Yes I am.
yes you are the fake natsume this is not a certified real natsume thread
>>4582380
OK. What *would* certify it. Talk to me.
>>4582381
someone has to post the pasta
>>4582385
Sorry, but if I post too much I won't have anything to avatarfag with. I tell you this everytime.
On a scale of 1 to 17, 17 being fr*cked up beyond repair, how drunk are you?
>>4582388
>88
>Dubs
Nice.
no the pasta idi*t .the natsume pasta
>>4582391
Um, about 10.
>>4582392
Dunno the Natusme pasta. You mean the one where I'm disgusting or something?
>>4582400
>00
>Dubs
Nice.
>You mean the one where I'm disgusting
yeah the natsume pasta
>>4582376
no i don't think kylie minougte is agreat singer
>>4582403
Oh. I dunno. It goes something "Natsume you're disgusting. You're blah blah blah."
>>4582404
Why>
>>4582413
lol I spammed that ages ago. also why are you carrying glasses of pee.
>>4582413
idk who she is so why would i think yes
>>4582316
Natsume, you are not cute.
Simply put you are ugly as fuck. A real zit on the gooch of society. Even if all the synonyms of "unnatractive" were condensed into a singlularity, then manifested into the form of a physical body it would still do little to mirror the magnitude of grotesqueness found in that asymetrical globule you call a face. There are crack addicted, pill-popping vagrants who've impregnated their sister, then performed improvised lamaze classes with her in radioactive wastelands outside of Chernobyl that have produced better looking offspring than your parents did. If you ever got caught jay walking the cop would still make you do a sobriety test, your face is that fucking mong. You are a pariah among cretins, a cum rag among nappkins, a turd in the snow. You give people with cataracts something to be thankful for.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but when someones ugliness is as many standard deviations away from the mean as yours is you're not allowed to have an opinion. Just looking through your pictures I can already feel the bile creeping up my throat. They say a picture tells a thousand words and on first glance abominable, unkempt, cadaverous, fecal lizard spring to mind. Of course these are just vague descriptions of what one can only imagine to be the product of generations of flagrant alcoholism combined with incest. Sadly for you though the impact of your facial aberrations is aggrandized by your fermented fap rag of a personality, which along with the above veritably lands you on the lowest echelon of dating standards.
hi natsum
hope u r doin wel!
keep up th good drinkn
>>4582316
Hey long time no see
Stop being drunk it's bad for your lifestyle
>>4582316
is this sabrina from pokemone
>>4582476
no its natsume
>>4582418
Pee?
>>4582419
OK.
>>4582468
Hi! Thanks.
>>4582475
Nah its OK.
>>4582476
Natsume. JP equivalent.
>>4582475
>being drunk
but that IS his lifestyle lol
>>4582485
>Keeps getting drunk
>Hasn't died yet
What are you immortal?
>>4582496
Being drunk doesn't kill you you know? It just makes you make stupid decisions.
>>4582509
Oh
I'm a dumb
>>4582513
thanks me too
>>4582513
Nah, its ok.
>>4582485
Urine
>>4582533
wow very hottee pokemon girl and dounle (dub)
>>4582535
..smells nice.
>>4582537
Thanks...
>>4582496
u wld b rly rly surpris at jst how oftn a prson cn drink in lrge quanties n stil not die
like def bad 4 helth but aparntly if u r like 22 u cn jst drnk heavly 4 a year n not b dead
>>4582559
How's life?
>>4582584
great thanks
bunch of faggots in this thread imo
cant you do this on lgbt or soc?
seriously haha im drunk and pretending to be a girl no im not a repressed homosexual
epic memes
>>4582607
rude psoter
>>4582316
every time I see this picture, I read the text as hatsune
like this
>>4582670
good etid
>>4583556
Nerdsume bump! :D
>>4584077
Thanks + nice dubs
>>4582316
This is a bad thread, Natsume. Drink some water, go to bed, and we'll talk about this in the morning. I'm not mad, I'm just really disappointed in you.
>>4584089
I'm a fan of these threads, they're awesome. I just tend to be at work when they get posted anymore.
>>4584077
Hi Lolo.
>>4584089
I already did.
>>4584089
This tbh. Alcohol is bad Natsu-kun. Trust me, I knkw
>>4584118
Not in the amounts I drink. The recommended weekly amount for men is 16 units. I usually drink 18, which isn't that bad. The only difference is I do it two nights rather than spread across 7.
>>4584126
People can have their opinions.
>>4584167
This response makes me wonder if I should seek help...
>>4584179
Maybe you should if its that bad for you. I just enjoy a drink, I don't *need* to drink to get by or have a good time.
>>4584189
Yeah.. I live in Anchorage, Alaska. We have the highest rape, suicide, and alcoholism rates in the nation. It's like Baltimore 2.0. 2 weeks ago a close friend of mine got drunk, pumped herself full of heroin and took a swan dive from a 6 story parking garage downtown. Been steady drunk since.. not good. The only reason they've legalized weed is cuz it takes the edge off of how fucked up this city is
>>4584202
That's terrible. I can't really offer any advice though. I haven't been through it.
>>4582316
when i first saw OP pic i thought it said:
>NATSLIME
>>4584222
Fair enough. Nice trips tho fren
