This is Charlie. Charlie was murdered by a German in WWII. To honor her memory, we shall make her a meme.
>>4574678
Dumb animeposter
rip charlie
rip charlie
>>4574678
rip charlie
>>4574678
Why she named after a fictional tuna tho LOL
SORRY CHARLIE lmaooo
>>4574678
Is Charlie a jew? Or a Jew smuggler?
I crememated the untermensch
>>4574706
Sorry Charlie is a holiday where you think about how many times you've gotten rejected. Possibly rejected by Jew boyfriend?
this is garbage, I'm calling it.
>>4574710
is she kill
Someone call a German! They're experts in this field
Charlie is as dead as this thread
rip Charlie
charlie can s*ck my bep*n [rude]
>>4574862
That's not how you spell button, anon.
>>4574920
Give the button the succ! Do it Charlie!
Okay but
How does Charlie die? Was she shot and killed for succing a button who was Jewish? Or was she cremated?
This is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
>>4574942
She threatened to poop in the street
At what age does one grow out of memes.
I kinda start to worry I never will.
>>4574949
is the poop a metaphor for hiding Jews?
>>4574955
Hide Jews in the street? I believe her Jew button boyfriend made her give him succ in the open.
>>4574955
no she was really going to take a dump in the middle of the road
stupid dubmass animeposter i hope u die from 40,000 knives
>>4574967
Germans are into kinker stuff than that
Some of them would probably be jerkin their gerkin to it
>>4574968
40,000 knives? Or one bullet?
>>4574972
well she was also jewish
>>4574678
Did she get raped?
o_/
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>>4574968
inb4 crazy diamond
>>4574996
By the unfairness of WWII, yes.
Imagine.
She fakes her age and gender, coming over with the American troops to fight.
Her brother is assisting her as they try to take down German camps, but they are caught.
The German soldier who catches them shoots her brother before her eyes, and then turns his gun on her.
A miracle occurs, in which an officer of the Third Reich stops the German soldier, and saves her from certain death.
He keeps her alive for information and the plans the Americans have, but overtime, he begans to enjoy her company, and to think of her as his 'son.'
But then, it happens.
She has sailed over on a terribly unclean ship, filled with rats, and unclean water.
While she coughs up blood, the Officer can only stare in horror while she coughs up mounds of blood and muscle.
The camp comes to a consensus that 'he' is not worth the information, and the risk of Charlie's illness spreading is not worth it.
The soldier from before, the one that almost claimed Charlie's life. The officer begs to tell his 'son' goodbye. And, being the high rank he is, is allowed.
He hugs Charlie tightly, crying that he would not only be torn apart from his family, but another person he cares about.
Charlie stares up at him.
"I... I have a secret. I'm a girl."
The officer doesn't mind. He cares about Charlie anyways.
As he releases her, a gunshot rings out.
Charlie stares down at the bloodied hole in her chest, dropping to her knees and falling back into the snowy ground.
The Officer takes her hand, squeezing it tightly, as she slowly dies before his very eyes.
Rest in peace, Charlie.
>>4575017
well fuck
What did that one soldier do? You didn't write it. I'm taking off points.
>>4575054
Language! This is a family friendly board! I'll let you off with a warning, just this once.
And I'm assuming he shot her. Context clues.
Seems okay
Thread is as dead as Charlie
But I'm showing this anyways
Dead As Charlie
Dead AC
