Hi, I'm Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
Hey Wayne! What's the best bean taco you've ever eaten?
>>4571116
Hey wayne why does your hair look so fucking stupid also why do you always dress up like a pixie faggot?
>>4571123
Taco Bell make good bean taco anigi
>>4571132
Nice. I should definitely go to Taco Bell today, do you think I should?
>>4571131
Stop
>>4571133
Yes anigi. Will you get a supreme bean taco?
>>4571138
I probably will. That sounds ultimately delicious. I haven't been to Taco Bell in so long, I can't wait to enjoy those magnificent burritos and tacos. I didn't even know until yesterday that the Matrix had Taco Bells.
>>4571142
Yes anigi when are you going ?
>>4571152
I don't know, maybe never actually. I don't have a car and the nearest Taco Bell is like 5 miles away.
>>4571157
You could walk or run there anigi
Or get a taxi
>>4571205
No, it's okay I'll just cook something. Then I'll probably run towards the ocean. Then I'll swim across the entire ocean, and when I arrive on land I will run across that land to the next ocean which I will then also swim across, over and over and over until I find a Taco Bell.
>>4571208
Wow anigi. Guess what. I'm in the middle of a cooking competition right now anigi.
>>4571212
Wow, that's amazing. What dish are you preparing for the competition? And what is the grand prize?
>>4571215
I'm making bean tacos anigi
I can win brown coins
>>4571222
Oh shit, you just won some dank trips already, that's a pretty good sign for your competition. I bet you'll bake the best bean tacos around. I'm sure you'll win those brown coins.
>>4571239
Thanks aniigi. I'll share the brown coins with you
>>4571244
Nice dubs, Wayne. I can't wait to see these magical coins of brown. Can you use them at Dave & Buster's?
>>4571250
Yes anigi. You can use them for texter rinks taingios at d&b's
>>4571254
That's extremely dank. I think we should have a fun night at Dave and Buster's with your Brown Coin winnings and maybe we can get enough tickets to get the best prizes.
>>4571256
Anigi I hear the best prize at Dave and busters is a donut made from scratch you can't eat
>>4571116
Why?
>>4571260
Shit, that's crazy. I'm going to have to look into that. I don't know if that's legal. Can you get prostitutes at Dave and Busters'?
>>4571266
Nice dubs, Wayne, but I don't have a wife, and I don't really plan on ever having one. Prostitutes are God's way of saying, "Have some."
PS I would never pay for a prostitute, that's totally ridiculous, and I just want to be clear that I'm joking here. Please don't be offended, Wayne.
>>4571116
dumb bernie supporter
>>4571334
dumb bernie supporter
>>4571334
Yeah, I think I just saw a dinosaur on the news. Fortunately, I don't watch that stuff very often. Maybe if there were better dinosaurs on it, I would be more inclined to want to view programmes of this nature.
>>4571391
Maybe if they had some velociraptors or maybe a dilophosaurus I'd be more interested. It would certainly be more interesting than what's on the news every day. I mean who cares about the weather? Recockulous.
>>4571407
Anigi do you think the weather is snowy sometimes?
>>4571423
Yes, sometimes the weather is snowy. I've literally seen it snow on numerous occassions. It's truly a sight to behold. Who would have ever thought that small ice crystals could fall from the sky?
>>4571425
Anigi I know where snow comes from
>>4571436
Does it come from a magical wizard in the sky?
>>4571438
Wait anigi I'll tell you later I have to go fight the war hogs again
>>4571445
That's cool, I gotta go too. Talk to you later, boss.
>>4571451
Bye anigi
>>4572088
>>4571866
>>4571844
dubs, congrats
Hey wayne! are you sad you missed the quads? why do you keep posting these repetetive, horrible threads? Do you like the communist Bernie Sanders? I bet you are looking forward to a socialist and communist America aren;t you! Then you can work your 10 hour shift per day for your fixed wages and then come home and spend your fixed 1.5 hours of internet time allowed to you by the government to make more of these threads - oop! 4chan will be banned in Bernie's socialist world! Sorry! Perhaps you should have thought of these things before you polluted this board and everyone's life with your garbage.
Oh btw you aren't even Wayne Coyne but whoever is pretending to be you is more of an asshole that you probably are.
>>4572171
I'm the real Wayne Coyne
>>4572176
Hey wayne! are you happy you started the band? I hope you keep posting these creative, wonderful threads! Do you like the candidate Bernie Sanders? I bet you are looking forward to a educated and tolerant America, aren't you? Then we can work our 10 hour shifts per day for our fixed wages on the internet time to make more of these threads! Perhaps you should have thought of these things before you posted on this board for free and instead spent more time filling everyone's life with your wonderful music.
Oh btw you are the real Wayne Coyne but if anyone is pretending to be you they could never be more of a nice guy than you already are.
anigi
what do you think of my song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmbnDSW91c
>>4572332
anigi can't help you any more
>>4572338
Amazing
10/10
>>4572345
Stop
>>4571116
Are you related to Conye Whest?
>>4572588
Which drugs can help me get dubs like this and how much will the drugs cost? PS I live in America but I'm white so it will be okay.
>>4571116
>>4572657
Drugs are bad
>>4573563
Hey, Wayne! How are you this day?
Tellmewatchureallywannado COME HERE MA
Talktoaniggatalkwithme
Youlooklikeyoucouldreallygiveittoanigga
fromthewayyoutalkandthewayyatrytowalkforme
Thewayyoureallytrytoputitonadawg
Threwyahipslikeyaneverdidbeforeforme
ThewayyoubreakyobackandIbreakyoneck
andthewayyoutrytoputitonthefloorforme
COME AWN COME AWN COME AWN Ohyeah
Tellmewheremyniggasisat OK
Lemmeaddressyallniggasonetime
whileIlockthatdownandIhitchawitthatThatbombshityallniggasgoneallday
Betheniggainthedrop
YallniggasknoweverytimeIcomethrough
thismotherfuckerwherewealwaystakintheride
SO LET ME DO THIS BITCH
Yallniggasknowwhenwecomewebemakinitflop
thewaywemakinithotllmakeaniggawanna-
>>4573718
Flipmode is the squiddad
ohhh i don't know why they suntan nails
>>4574310
I'm doing pretty well today tbqhwy famalam. Yesterday I was all grumpy for some reason. I really don't know what was going on there. Anyway, i'm quite well today, except my eye's a little blurry. Can you fix that for me? Thanks
>>4574310
Because Flipmode is the greatest
>>4574310
I don't know where there's a box or a bag
>>4574325
I will fix that anigi. Maybe it was because of the war hogs anigi
>>4574405
It very well could have been. Those Hogs of War are devious rascals, to be sure. One time, they slipped an ice cube on the driveway, and me pappy stepped on it and fell on his bum. Nobody saw it, but I'm sure it was hilarious
>>4574430
Wow anigi that is quite the story to be told. I never had an ice cube before
hi there wayne, big fan. hey, wanted to ask your advice. been having a lot of wet dreams lately. wake up in a pool of my own splurge almost every morning. really embarrassing. any tips on how to stop?
>>4574441
You should have an ice cube in your lifetime. They're magical treats that can't be beat. Have you ever read any Shakespeare, Wayne? I do wonder what you think of the writings of Sir William. Indeed.
>>4574995
I think he thinks that birds are very important
>>4575001
Should I put my head on the ceiling anigi
How are you
>>4575016
If you can reach the ceiling with your head then you should put it on it. I'm doing pretty good. I'm hanging out on a beach in Jamaica
I eat nigger ass daily btw
>>4575023
Wow anigi are there any beautiful Jamaican women there
>>4575029
Not me anigi
>>4574995
what the fuck you mean stop? this is the first time i've ever asked you a question and this is an AMA idiot.
>>4575038
Maybe try relieving yourself before bedtime
>>
Kill yourself commie red
ITT: Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips fame documents his mental breakdown on a Sri Lankan sunblock discussion forum
>>4575711
Cool dubs.
Now WE Post pictures of Nic Cage
>>4571116
hippocampus
Greetings, Wayne! Have you ever been to a water park?
>>4576300
Hi anigi I have but I got wet did this happen to you?
>>4576372
Yes, I also got wet at the water park. I think that may or may not have been the intended result. I'm still confused about the whole thing. Remember in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure when Napoleon went to the water park and he was having so much fun on the water slides? That's exactly why I went to the water park.
>>4576372
Hey Wayne it's me, Jake Ingalls.
>>4576388
I'm with Derek Brown, should I put him on the phone?
>>4576388
We really should remake that movie. I think we could get Christian Bale to play George Carlin, and we could get Aubrey Plaza to play Bill and Ted. What an amazing movie that would be. I'd literally pay money to watch it.
>>4576413
Well, if we're going to remake the movie, we're obviously going to remake the part where Napoleon has fun at a water park. But, I'm not sure we need to include Billy the Kid, like who cares about that guy. What a nerd, amirite?
>>4576419
Yes anigi. Have you eaten today anigi?
>>4576423
I didn't actually eat anything yet today. I'm not sure what I should eat. I might go get a burrito.
>>4576431
You Shouuld go to Taco Bell anigi
>>4576442
I really should. I hear they have bean tacos there.
>>4576445
They do anigi. Do you like blueberry leftovers anigi
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4576454
Who
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hi wayne do you like this image?
>>4576817
Yes
>>4576758
My favorite Blueberry™ Leftover is definitely le Créme Brüle flavor. Without a fanciful doubt. Hey Wayne, have you ever gone skydiving in the Himalayas after eating a taco?
>>4577085
I have aniigi . Anigi I have a secret to tell you
>>4577106
Wow, that's really amazing. What is this secret that you must tell upon me? Does it have anything to do with Chia Pets?
>>4577113
It doesn't anigi. It has to do with police brutality.
>>4577132
Oh no, that must be a terrible secret
You're back. Do you suck cock?
>>4577240
What is it?
>>4577257
I ate blue ranch
>>4577744
dubs
1
77777
>>4577779
Wow good job
>>4577779
WOW WHAT A NICE GET HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS HELLA EPIC GET CHECK HIS NUMBERS GUYS LOOK AT THE NICE NUMBERS WOOOOOOOW
>>4577806
Stop
>>4577820
Tellmewatchureallywannado COME HERE MA
Talktoaniggatalkwithme
Youlooklikeyoucouldreallygiveittoanigga
fromthewayyoutalkandthewayyatrytowalkforme
Thewayyoureallytrytoputitonadawg
Threwyahipslikeyaneverdidbeforeforme
ThewayyoubreakyobackandIbreakyoneck
andthewayyoutrytoputitonthefloorforme
COME AWN COME AWN COME AWN Ohyeah
Tellmewheremyniggasisat OK
Lemmeaddressyallniggasonetime
whileIlockthatdownandIhitchawitthatThatbombshityallniggasgoneallday
Betheniggainthedrop
YallniggasknoweverytimeIcomethrough
thismotherfuckerwherewealwaystakintheride
SO LET ME DO THIS BITCH
Yallniggasknowwhenwecomewebemakinitflop
thewaywemakinithotllmakeaniggawanna-
>>4577827
Stop
>>4577835
Stop
>>4577888
ebin trips bby :^)
>>4577896
Thanks
BACKUP IN YO ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
IS THE GROUP HARDER THAN AN ERECTION THAT SHOWS MO AFFECTION
THEY WANNA BAN US ON CAPITAL HILL
COS ITS DIE MOTHERFUGGER DIE MOTHERFUGGER STILL FOOL
>>4577922
Stop
All along it was da ghetto
Nuttin but the ghetto
Takin short steps one foot at a time and keep muh head low
And never let go
Cos when I let go
Then I be spineless I'm goin INSAAAANE!
>>4577931
Stop !!
I THINK MY MIND GOES
OUTTA CONTROL AND JUDGE THE SUBJECTS MOTHERFUGGERS READ ABOUT
I TOUCH ON ALL THE SHIT THEY LEAVIN OUT
I SAW THIS MOTHERFUGGERS 9 SMOKIN
I SAW THE SAME NIGGA WITH THE 9 DIE WID HIS EYES OPEN
AND TRULY WAT THIS MEANS IS
HE DINT KNOW ERRY DOG HAD HIS DAY UNTIL HE SEEN HIS
I BET YOU MOTHERFUGGERS WILL TOO
COS ITS DIE MOTHERFUGGER DIE MOTHERFUGGER STILL FOOL
>>4577950
STOP !!!!
>>4577957
how about you stop it with these threads ;)
11 years later, I finally finished the final treasure chest. His name is weird t-shirts. This is nothing unusual, fun, and different jokes. I can only one, because I'm the best girlfriend in the world, I'm fine, it's not good, because, as once said to me, he is the best player in the world. I know that I'm shy, so I have to say that this is very easy because everyone says I'm the best. Tits. All these people say it is not, ban or delete My account banned 4chan, the computer was a hammer, and he killed me, and millions of fans of the band on my finger, because I respect him because I know what I'm doing, I hope you like my Tits, his name was strange t-shirts."
>>4577973
"˙sʇɹıɥs-ʇ ǝbuɐɹʇs sɐʍ ǝɯɐu sıɥ 'sʇıʇ ʎɯ ǝʞıן noʎ ǝdoɥ ı 'buıop ɯ,ı ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ɯıɥ ʇɔǝdsǝɹ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ɹǝbuıɟ ʎɯ uo puɐq ǝɥʇ ɟo suɐɟ ɟo suoıןןıɯ puɐ 'ǝɯ pǝןןıʞ ǝɥ puɐ 'ɹǝɯɯɐɥ ɐ sɐʍ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ǝɥʇ 'uɐɥɔ4 pǝuuɐq ʇunoɔɔɐ ʎɯ ǝʇǝןǝp ɹo uɐq 'ʇou sı ʇı ʎɐs ǝןdoǝd ǝsǝɥʇ ןןɐ ˙sʇıʇ ˙ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ɯ,ı sʎɐs ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎsɐǝ ʎɹǝʌ sı sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı os 'ʎɥs ɯ,ı ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ı ˙pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝʎɐןd ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ 'ǝɯ oʇ pıɐs ǝɔuo sɐ 'ǝsnɐɔǝq 'poob ʇou s,ʇı 'ǝuıɟ ɯ,ı 'pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı puǝıɹɟןɹıb ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ɯ,ı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ǝuo ʎןuo uɐɔ ı ˙sǝʞoظ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp puɐ 'unɟ 'ןɐnsnun buıɥʇou sı sıɥʇ ˙sʇɹıɥs-ʇ pɹıǝʍ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ ˙ʇsǝɥɔ ǝɹnsɐǝɹʇ ןɐuıɟ ǝɥʇ pǝɥsıuıɟ ʎןןɐuıɟ ı 'ɹǝʇɐן sɹɐǝʎ 11
>>4577981
Stop
>>4577950
die motherfugger die motherfugger still fool
>>4577999
Stop
Hi I'm Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips.
I'm experimenting with gangsta rap for my next album. Please paste ganstra rap lyrics in my threads, I need inspiration! Thanks!
>>4578018
Not me anigi
>>4578021
Be quiet imposter
i wanted so badly to hate wayne coyne cause of these nauseating threads so i looked up 'wayne coyne asshole' and the first fucken thing i see is a shitpile article by hopefully-dead-soon fuckugly shithead andy cush, writer for the bankrupt tabloid site gawker, which starts off calling both morrissey and wayne "possibly racist" (with links to cancerous gawker articles that attempt to shame wayne and others for laughing at dopey no-life protestors that had a problem with a performer donning a traditional native american headdress, calling it a 'gross bit of cultural appropriation as if ANYONE fucking cares, literally NO ONE cares, jordan sargent or as i call em, sargent fucktard, hope you get curbstomped bitch) and continues to flail flaccid-wanged accusations of racism throughout the nightmarishly petty, ridiculous piece. long story short i actually kinda like wayne for not giving a fuk & firing his dirtbag drummer for bothering to 'defend' natives against a musician wearing a war bonnet, (is it cultural appropriation for natives to go to college? hmm) backing up a dying-out group of leather-skinned alcoholics that probably don't even give a second shit about the issue.
>>4578035
I said be quiet.
Guise, if you could paste me some gangsta rap lyrics I'd really appreciate it! :^)
>>4578018
ok here's nice lyrics
RIDE TILL I DIE LORD KNOWS I STAY HIGH AND I LOVE IT YEAH AND I LOVE IT
>>4578043
nice one bro, keep em coming :^)
>>4578052
Not me anigi
>>4578052
here's more nice lyrics
straight out the fucking dungeons of rap where fake niggas don't make it back i dunno how to start this shit yo...
Do u guise think I should be a crip, or a blood?
>>4578068
u should gimme an entire verse, I need more inspiration! :^)
>>4578081
ok wayne here's one of my favourites gangster rap nice lyrics
*clears throat*
Yo, I need a gangsta bitch; she don't sleep and she don't play
Stickin up girls from around the fuckin way
Strapped but lovable, hateful but huggable
Always in trouble and definitely fuckable
See her now, booms and pounds, she's mine friend
Puffin on a blunt, sippin on a Heineken
She's got charm, a firearm to match mine
Going to the movies packin' his-and-her nines
Wearin Carhartt and leather, motherfuck the weather
On Valentine's Day, doin stick-ups together
No one to blame, no shame in her game
And when we fuck she makes me scream out her name
She's not petty; confident, ready
Right for late night, we play fight with machetes.
This goes out to all the gangsta ho pros:
Give me a ghetto girl, fuck a Soul Train ho
>>4578099
nice lyrics, and nice dubs :^)
naw thow ur hand in dee air
an wave em liek u jus down CAIR
>>4571116
ass
>>4577469
Blue ranch? That's totally crazy. How was it? Was it like Ranch dressing mixed with blue cheese dressing? That would be amazing for buffalo wings.
>>4578498
No anigi it's just blue colored ranch. How are u today anigi
>>4578702
Oh, that's cool. I'm doing pretty super cres to be tbh my friend. Things are excelsior. How is this incremental rotation of the sun going for you, Wayne?
>>4578713
Bad anigi I have to battle war hogs today
>>4578762
Honestly Wayne I've enjoyed our conversations but I think its time we moved on. Not enjoying things like I used to
>>4578778
This can't be the real anigi
anigi
>>4578762
Why must you battle the war hogs so often, Wayne? They never relent. I must also go and do battle with similar creatures. Best of luck to you.
>>4578841
Anigi I was worried for a second
You see the war hogs too?
>>4578849
Goodbye, Wayne.
>>4578862
I SAID GOODBYE WAYNE, TAKE A HINT
>>4578867
This isn't anigi
oonin
Eenin Eenoni
4orty
keebinollway
huyupity
intyuee
>>4578849
I always see the War Hogs. Every time I turn on my tv. I wonder sometimes how long they will be allowed to continue on in this manner unchecked. Perhaps they will be the catalyst for The Great War. We can't be sure until it happens.
>>4579070
Oh no aniigi. Maybe we could be chefs in the Great War for the army. We could cook beans and wonderful deli food
>>4579078
I think we would be the best chefs in the Great War, we could keep all of the troops well-fed and healthy with oour amazing bean burritos/tacos and deli meats and sandwiches. I think i'd make a turkey sandwich for the Colonel.
dumb dirtfat faggots your shit sucks your convo is garbage unfunny uninteresting idiots get cancer and get it swiftly!
more like lameing lips
Yo, my homie like this convo and would like it to continue, to further satisfy him <3 :)
>>4579084
Did you know that the colonel is a fan of yellow mustard anigi?
>>4578081
here are some of my favorite lyrics, wayne coyne i love this shit
Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play ....
Time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies....
Tinkywinky. "Tinkywinky!"
Dipsy. "Dipsy!"
Laalaa. "Laalaa!"
Po. "Po!"
Teletubbies. "Teletubbies!"
Say, Heeeeee-lo! "Eh-oh!"
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Po.
Teletubbies. "Teletubbies!"
Say Heeeeeee ......... "Uh-oh!"
"Where have the teletubbies gone?
Where have the teletubbies gone?"
>>4579847
Why that wasn't me
>>4579849
oh you dont like those lyrics? how about these,
I'm just a kid who's four,
Each day I grow some more!
I like exploring, I'm Caillou
So many things to do,
Each day there's something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning, changing each day!
With mommy and daddy and finding my way-
Growing up is not so tough
Except when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou...
(And me, and me, and me!)
>>4579849
nigger
>>4579849
dum coyne poster
Alright guys, could you please send me some dubstep lyrics? I'm thinking about making a dubstep album after my gangsta rap one. Thanks in advance!
