You're driving on a state highway at dusk. You see a hitchhiker. It's Dee Dee. Of course you'll pick her up, but what comical thing will happen to you while you attempt to seduce/raep her? She is a cartoon, so something's GOT to happen.
I guess she'll slip on a banana peel or something then
I'd take her home where she would proceed to destroy my lab
I WOULD PUT MY PROTOPLASMIC RESONATOR IN HER GENESIS CHAMBER TBH
I'D DETONATE HER PROBIOTIC RECEPTOR WITH MY ATOMICALLY CHARGED LASER SHOOTER
DEEDEE
GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY
i would valiantly kidnap her and keep her in my basement
>>4567675
I try to make sexual advances but she's comically oblivious of it and I get increasingly frustrated in the process.
{I'd turn my lab into a rape dungeon tihi :33}
eat ALL the eggs?
>>4568163
i 'd do this too
ok so somehow i get her in the car. she babbles inanely all the way back to my house. i have a shameful, strange boner from looking at her unusual body shape. we get to bed and she takes off her little shorts. she looks like a giant grasshopper person. she hops up on top and says "weeeeeeee". she starts bouncing up and down on top of my bepis and scissoring her legs. my bepis is broken and i scream out "DEEDEE!" she laughs and runs to all the windows and presses her bobs up against them all. then the place catches on fire and we flee.
