>>4521453
Avenue Q

>>4521453
dude SHUT up oh my god , SHUT up , u think u gettin to me? think im steamin mad at u shit-mongrels? my fuken frent referenced everyone is racist song and i sploted in angre and hatred asking how the FUK he knows about this idiot play! it come out of nowhere and it SO GAAAY so FUCKING gay oh my god buncha dumb uninspired broadway layabouts make a GAY ass play lol who CAAARES, NOT me !

>>4521470
Alot of people like Avenue Q

>>4521460
'avenue q anveunq' yea WE KNOW. WE KNOW dude, anyone that doesnt find that cringy as fuck will look it up if they so please. k yes avenune qu VENUE FCKIN Q k ? yes we know. shut UP. how DUMB in the brain do u have to be to fill out captcha and everything to simply post the nAME of the IIDIOT play we seen THOUSANT times before yes ANVLUE Q YES ANVUEN Q YES now SHUT UP!!!!!

>>4521470
EXT. Gay night club - Front door

SPARKLES is walking to the front door with his friend BILLY BOB. They are holding hands while eating ice cream cones.

BILLY BOB
Don't you loooove big black dicks?

SPARKLES looks confused

SPARKLES
Uhh, yeah, why black? Ain't that racist to say that black is bigger?

BILLY BOB
Everyone's a little bit racist!

SPARKLES throws his ice cream cone at BILLY BOB'S face. BILLY BOB falls over and SPARKLES pummels him to the ground.

SPARKLES
WAT U SAY FAGET? WAT U FUCKEN SAY???

BILLY BOB murmurs under the ice cream on his face. SPARKLES grabs him by the shoulders and bangs his head on the concrete road.

SPARKLES
DAT FROM AVENUE Q!!! THAT'S WHAT THE ESFORES PEOPLE ON FOURCHAN DOT ORG POST!!!

BILLY
E-esfores???

The SECURITY GUARD pulls SPARKLES away

SECURITY GUARD
Hey! Get out of here! Fuck outta here, away from the building!

SPARKLES
FUCK YOU, FUCKEN QUEER! I HATE YEEAAAAUUGGGHH!

SPARKLES bangs his head on the brick wall of another building until he knocks himself out.

>>4521487
AHAHAHA U FUNNEY
LOL U FUNNEY DUDE

INT. SPARKLE'S house

SPARKLES is seen preparing his coffee. He reaches for his cream and sugar and dumps it in the coffee cup

SPARKLES
Take that, esfores!

SPARKLES takes a sip of the coffee, letting it all pour on his chin and shirt. He then realises that his phone is in his pocket and is about to get wet.

SPARKLES
AHHH FUCK!

SPARKLES quickly reaches for his phone. He wipes the sweat off his forehead in relief

SPARKLES
Phew!

SPARKLES looks through his phone to see if it was still working.

CLOSE UP on SPARKLES phone. He realises he missed a call from BILLY BOB. He starts to text BILLY BOB.

"yea sorry i beat u up on the sidewalk for lichen avenue q it was real stupit of me o.k. ill mech it up 2 u i love u p.s. blaq diqs are biqqer"

SPARKLES sends the message.

CUT TO:

INT. Gay night club

Bodies are piled all over the floor. Detectives are looking through the phones of the victims. CAMERA PANS to BILLY BOB'S corpse.

DETECTIVE:
(Tired)
Alrighty, now let's see what Phone Number Forty-two has to say.

DETECTIVE reads the text.

DETECTIVE
Sargent, I know who the killer might be!

>>4521504
AAAAAAAH AH AH AH AH A HHAHAH DIS SO FUNNEY! DIS SOOO FUNNEY :''))
I KNEW THERE WOULD BE A TIE-IN HEH HEH
OF COURSE ID NEVER DO THAT, OF COURSE, NEVER EVER
GAYS ARE O.K. IN MY BOOK

INT. Precinct - Interrogation room

SPARKLES is sitting in a chair next to a lie detector test

SPARKLES
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE! I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE! I DIDN'T KILL ANYOEN! I DEDINT KELL NEWON!

DETECTIVE
Calm down, shithead!

SPARKLES
Dirtbag!

DETECTIVE
Queer faggot!

SPARKLES
Pus pimple!

DETECTIVE
Alright ENOUGH! Were you AT the night club?

SPARKLES
No, I was at the front door, and then I just fell asleep outside!

DETECTIVE
You beat up your friend and then ran away!

SPARKLES
Gimme proof, faget!

DETECTIVE shakes his head. A RADIO buzzes in

RADIO
SUSPECT HAS BEEN FOUND. OMAR MATEEN!

DETECTIVE
Well thanks for the talk, I gotta book some Mudslimes!

SPARKLES
That's racist!

>>4521523
gimme praaaa-ha-ha_HA_HA_HAAAOOOUFFF
o man u funney! i am laf so hart!!

INT. SPARKLES bedroom

SPARKLES is getting ready to go to sleep. The camera slowly zooms in, before tilting intensely, the room is upside down for a fraction of a second and SPARKLES is about to fall off the bed. Instantly the scene cuts back to normal, SPARKLES flinches in fear.

SPARKLES
(in a Muslim accent)
RAAAUGGHH! It's that stupit
(air quotes)
'falling down when trying to sleep' bullshit! Absolutely haram!

SPARKLES stops to think.

SPARKLES
Haram??? I never say that! I'm supposed to say MESHUGGUNAH! Am I a MUSLIM???

SPARKLES paces back and forth in his room recalling everything that happened

SPARKLES
No, no, no, this can't be!

SPARKLES stops pacing.

SPARKLES
Wait, I remember everything now!

FADE TO WHITE:

EXT. Gay night club - Front door

SPARKLES wakes up from being knocked out.

SPARKLES
(endlessly)
MUST KILL INNOCENT! MUST KILL INNOCENT!

SPARKLES grabs an AR-15 from the garbage can nearby and enters the club. He shoots everyone inside. BILLY BOB is there.

BILLY BOB
Uhh, is that SPARKLES???

SPARKLES
MUST KILL INNOCENT! MUST KILL INNOCENT!

BILLY BOB
(terrified)
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'M SORRY DON'T KILL ME! I'LL LISTEN TO YOUR MIXTAPES, I'LL VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP, I'LL BUY A MAC, I'LL FEED YOUR... cayds... JUST DON'T KILL MEEEEE!!!!

SPARKLES shoots BILLY BOB without question.

SPARKLES
KILL INNOCENT! KILL INNOCENT!

BILLY BOB lays dying on the floor.

BILLY BOB
hitler didn't kill enough jews!

BILLY BOB croaks.

>>4521550
AHAHAHAHA THAT LAST LINE
LOL O MAN THAT LAST LINE
AAHAHAHA-hA_HA
AHA O MAN
BUT.. STOP I DONT KILL PLL NEVR KIL PPL

>>4521553
MEANING LINE THAT WAS SAID OUT LOUD NOT THE VERY LAST LINE UGH

INT. Precinct
SARGENT is looking at some papers. SPARKLES bursts through the door.

SPARKLES
I KILLED THE GAYS!

SARGENT
Excuse me?

SPARKLES
I KILLED THEM! I KILLED THE PEOPLE AT THE NIGHTCLUB!

SARGENT
Gimme proof, faggot killer!

SPARKLES
Uhhh... I am WHITE! Not a black person! Therefore I AM a Muslim!

SARGENT takes photo of SPARKLES and runs it through the high-tech police system.

SARGENT
This says that you're Jewish!

SPARKLES
SHUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! I KILLED PEOPLE AND I AM ASHAMED! ARREST ME! ARREST MEEEEEEE!

SARGENT
Alright, fine, you did it. You're under arrest then!

DETECTIVE bursts through the door.
DETECTIVE
SARGE, I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT THE KILLINGS

SARGE
Throw it at me!

DETECTIVE
I've looked through this guys Billy Bob's phone, and I looked at recordings that the phone did without his permission via the NSA's mkultra laws!

SPARKLES
I KNEW the mkultra were up to trouble!

DETECTIVE
He said out loud!

DETECTIVE plays the audio recordings:

BILLY BOB (VOICE)
I WILL VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP!
(FAST FORWARD)
hitler didn't kill enough jews!

DETECTIVE
He was a racist bigoted Trump supporter, AND an anti-semetic!

SARGE
Well I guess the case is closed. The gays are the bad guys the whole time. Sparkles, you're free to go!

SPARKLES
WHAT? It was only ONE FUCKEN GUY!!!

DETECTIVE
That means all of them are evil!

SARGE walks over to SPARKLES and slaps him in the face

SARGE:
THAT'S for being racist against Islam

SPARKLES
Aw come OOOONNN! Everyone's a little bit racist! Sing with me! Everyone's a little bit racist, sometiiiiiiimes! Doesn't mean we go around commiting hate criiiiiimes!

CUT TO:
INT. Prison cell

SPARKLES is locked inside.

SARGE:
Racist!

SPARKLES keeps singing the song as the end credits roll.

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