You only live once, that's the motto nigga YOLO
drake the typa nigga to wash his hands before every meal
drake the type of nigga to throw away the pizza crust
incredibly true, my man.
Think about it, what are the odds that you would have a life that is EXACTLY like this one with everything you have seen and experienced, THROUGH THIS BODY.
Your life is unique. Relish it.
Drake the type of nigga to open a bag of chips with scissors
Drake the type of nigga to eat animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eats it
drake the type of nigga who brush his teeth twice a day
Drake the type of nigga whose eyes roll back in his head when he eats chocolate
drake the type of nigga to follow the directions on the back of a kraft mac and cheese box
Drake the type of nigga to get out the pool to take a piss
drake the type of nigga that put a napkin on his lap at mcdonalds
Drake the type of nigga to ask his parents before going on Disney channel's website.
drake the type of nigga who cry after he spank a girl's ass
drake the type of nigga to fart and say excuse me
Drake the type of nigga that goes to the doctor for a broken heart
Drake the type of nigga that asks for a snowboard on christmas
Drake the type of nigga to apologize after sex
Drake the type of nigga that buys himself flowers when he's had a hard week
drake the type of nigga to publicly apologize for bullying you in highschool
Drake the type of nigga to say "thank you" everytime the waiter refills his water.
drake the type of nigga to start tickle fights with his homies
Drake the type of nigga that refuses to left swipe because he thinks its mean
Drake the type of nigga to put pennies in the tray
Drake the type of nigga to wear a condom during phone sex.
drake the type of nigga to eat 2 gummy bears at once so they dont die alone
Drake the type of nigga to politely let you finish raping him before showing his disgust
Drake the type of nigga that stops at red lights in GTA V
Drake the type of nigga to safely remove his USB
Drake the type of nigga to fart in the toilet and flush.
Drake the type of nigga to get out the shower with a towel on his head.
Drake the type of nigga who make sure you buckle up before driving.
Drake the type of nigga that piss at the urinal with his pants all the way down around his ankles.
Drake the type of nigga who asks you what cheese you want on your grilled cheese
Drake the type of nigga to get his feelings hurt by the "Drake the type of nigga" meme
Drake the type of nigga to talk to you while pissing
Drake the type of nigga to eat pizza with a fork and knife.
Drake the type of nigga to hi-five you with both hands and lock fingers
Drake the type of nigga that licks his finger before turning the page
Drake the type of nigga who wipes his ass standing up.
drake the type of nigga that wears an apron when cleaning
drake the type of nigga that tucks his homies in to bed when they sleep over
Drake the type of nigga that would help his ex gf move her stuff into her new boyfriend's house.
Drake the type of nigga that post comments on porn websites.
Drake's the type of nigga that has a nightlight on before he go to bed.
Drake the type of nigga that'll choose Peach to be his Mario Kart character.
Drake the type of nigga to text another nigga goodnight at 3:00 am.
Drake the type of nigga that'll stop u mid-conversation just to wipe a smudge off your face.
Drake the type of nigga that'll clutch the bottom of the bag of chips so you can only get one.
Drake the type of nigga that get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in.
Drake's the type of nigga that shakes hands after the first date.
Drake is the type of nigga that has a chick in his bed and says "not today baby I just wanna cuddle"
Drake the type of nigga that wait on his homie to go in the crib before he pulls off.
Drake the type of nigga to get matching ankle tattoos with his girlfriend.
Drake the type of nigga to run a hot bubble bath and put framed pictures of his ex around the tub with candles and write songs about her.
Drake the type of nigga that won't let you cheat in class.
Drake the type of nigga that walks in on his girl cheating on him and then says "sorry I came at the wrong time"
Drake the type of nigga to hit the strip club and give all the strippers some starbucks gift cards.
Drake the type of nigga to send a new Facebook request after getting the first one declined.
> drake the type of nigga who brush his teeth twice a day
>drake the type of nigga to follow the directions on the back of a kraft mac and cheese box
>drake the type of nigga to fart and say excuse me
>drake the type of nigga to publicly apologize for bullying you in highschool
>Drake the type of nigga to say "thank you" everytime the waiter refills his water.
>Drake the type of nigga to put pennies in the tray
>Drake the type of nigga to safely remove his USB
>Drake the type of nigga to eat pizza with a fork and knife.
i do all of this, what does that make me?
Drake is the type of nigga who sets his alarm to 11:11 to make a wish.
Drake the type of nigga that tell his girl before sex, "we dont have to do this".
Drake the type of nigga who struggles to decide which end of the burrito to eat.
Drake the type of nigga to spray cologne to air then shimmy into the mist.
Drake the type of nigga to test the water with his toes before he goes in to the pool.
Drake the type of nigga that plays grand theft auto without using cheat codes.
Drake the type of nigga who lets a fish go after catching it.
Drake is the type of nigga to fart when he's home alone and say "excuse me"
Drake the type of nigga to bring the teacher an apple to class.
Drake the type of nigga who keeps a diary.
drake the type of nigga who stops at traffic lights in GTA.
Drake the type of nigga that cries after watching Titanic.
Drake that type of nigga that drops the joint during a rotation.
Drake the type of nigga that sucks a dick and calls the other nigga gay.
Drake the type of nigga to get slapped by his girl and say, " i deserved that".
Drake the type of nigga that'll have his mom pick him up from work.
Drake's the type of nigga that'll be crying and say he just has something in his eye.
Drake the type of nigga to splash water on other men at the beach.
Drake the type of nigga that tells niggas its poker night and brings out a twister mat.
Drake the type of nigga that asks a girl in a club "may i have this dance?"
Drake is the type of nigga that will bake his homies a cake to resolve beef.
Drake the type of nigga that turns down the volume on the TV when his cat falls asleep
Drake the type of nigga who cries when his pokemon evolves and say "you promised you'd never change..."
Drake the type of nigga who get naked pics from and girl and photoshop clothes back on
Drake the type of nigga who go to the doctor for a broken heart
Drake the type of nigga who asks a stripper for a lapdance so he can tell her "you're better than this"
Drake the type of nigga who let mosquitoes bite him so they don't go to bed hungry
Drake the type of nigga that kisses his mom still.
Drake the type of nigga that gets his mom to wake him in the morning
Drake the type of nigga that will check his squad's bedrooms for boogymen
Drake the type of nigga who put his hands over your eyes and say "guess who?!"
Drake the type of nigga who bends all the way over to tie shoes
Drake the type of nigga to write a diss track and then write an apology track
>Drake the type of nigga to spray cologne to air then shimmy into the mist.
>Drake the type of nigga to test the water with his toes before he goes in to the pool.
>Drake the type of nigga that plays grand theft auto without using cheat codes.
>Drake the type of nigga who lets a fish go after catching it.
I do these, too. G-guys I'm starting to get nervous
Drake the type of nigga to pay child support for another man's kid
Drake the type of nigga to pee while sitting down
drake the type of nigga to accept his father back into his life now that hes rich and famous
Drake the type of nigga to wave at you with both hands.
drake the type of nigga to make eye contact with you through the crack in a bathroom stall
Drake the type of nigga to put mayo on his steak
drake the type of nigga that says sorry after farting in a public restroom
Drake the type of nigga to water down his coke because the bubbles burn his tongue
Drake the type of nigga that wears a birthday hat when it ain't no one's birthday.
Drake the type of nigga that takes it from behind and says 'no homo' after.
Drake the type of nigga to wrap his finger around the phone cord while talking
Drake the type of nigga to pick up a prostitute and say get in, we're going to church.
Drake the type of nigga to stare at the biggest nigga in the jail directly in the eyes and SLAM the soap to the floor
drake the type of nigga to hold the door open for himself and say "why thank you"
drake the type of nigga take a picture of another nigga to the barber and say "this one please"
drake the type of nigga to only watch documentaries because he's sick of being lied to
Drake the type of nigga to go to McDonald's and order a salad
Drake the type of nigga to call his homies over to watch the sunset.
Drake the type of nigga to call a girl's lingerie her unmentionables.
Drake the type of nigga that brought out the best in other people in high school
drake the type of nigga that would suck dick for bus money then walk home
Drake the type of nigga who steal air jordans to sell and give the money back to the community
Drake the type of nigga to go to the Redtube search bar and type "personality"
Drake the type of nigga that puts milk before cereal.
Drake the type of nigga that poops into his hand and quietly drops it into the toilet so not to disturb anyone else.
Drake? More like sake (the Japanese alcoholic beverage)
>>4502278
dumb animeposter
>>4502281
Beverage =/= anime
one hundred percentgabbuh gabbuh nik nok
one hundred percentgabbuh gabbuh nik nok
He seems like a nice guy
>>4502323
LoLo
>>4502333
>33
>dubs
This is epic. One could even possibly say that it's not just epic - it is, in all actuality, epic for the win.
>>4502343
it's actually three 3's which make it trips
>>4502363
I know that. I was just being random.
>>4502373
you say that but you have no way to prove it
>>4502381
I have no need to prove that which you already know.
>>4502384
As a person that understands reality construction principles, I don't claim to know anything.
scott pilgram lived twice
>>4502402
Now *that* was random.
john snow lived twice
jesus christ lived twice... all fictional characters
>>4502416
It was literally the opposite of random. You'd know this if you had any idea of what was happening.
>>4502425
real clever joke there faggot, you feel important? feel superior? yea. only for a moment tho, rite? then you remember your shit life. remember how people have done much more with much less. and so the cycle continues cause it frustrates you. goddamn dumbass i'd take a nigger over your underacheiving pockmarked face any day
rad gabbuh gabbuh ningus
i obviously live for your acknowledgement, anon. lol thanks for being futile
>>4502433
lol u mad??? at least u get dubs
>>4502448
psh not mad at all since im literally bettr than u in any&every aspect u can conceive of #hate2breakit2ya
>>4502426
Is something happening then? As enjoyable as it is to talk to you on the rare chance we do, I cannot help but feel that it is in vain.
>>4502454
mad cause bad lmao
#whichiswhyyouuse#'s
>>4502456
BETTA THAN U IN EVERY WAY BITSCH, MEMBA DAT
lol why am i posting in this thread
don't worry, anon, you're made up too so you get to live forever!! YAY
>>4502462
;'-((( <--- literally ur face right now LOL
>>4502481
lol so i've planted seeds of anger in your heart? ur insults fall flat on their face!
>>4502251
Drake, of course
>>4502555
well tripled
>>4502555
Trips, of course
>>4502503
REEEEEEE BARNEY
>>4502455
Something is always happening, also nice dubs.
>>4502575
i have one le question. are you a specific person im talking to, or am i imagining things? like, do you often talk to me on [s4s]?
>>4502585
probably my DIG DANG NABBUH NIG NOGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4502585
I don't know who you are, but I am frequently on this board so it's likely that we've spoken before.
drake is the type of nigga who basically has the best possible life in the world is totally rich has sex with beautiful women all the time, makes tons of money for just showing up and parties all the time
