Hi! I'm Wayne Coyne from the critically acclaimed rock group The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
>>4495632
fucking FAKE fag
wow fake g&y thread.............................. great...................................................
Hey Wayne, have you ever seen a camel eat a taco while watching The Matrix?
>>4495669
I have ridden across my rooftop in a car and flipped in the air, a movie was made about these adventures and directed by Christopher Lloyd and they were called Interstellar.
>>4495672
I didn't like that movie. Have you ever worked in a kitchen anigi? I'm really happy to say that I know about a camel
>>4495679
I worked in a steamboat kitchen once on the Mississippi River back in 1852. Those were such amazing times, an era where the Matrix hadn't been invented yet, and everything was great and full of moisture. Camels were plentiful, and so was all their juicy camel water, ripe for the taking and as abundant as the rays of the sun.
>>4495685
no you DIDNT no you FACKING DIDNT
u just some retart dumpin zelda pics !
couple of fucking FAKES in here
>>4495689
And I'm the real Wayne
>>4495694
Thanks, Wayne. I am a really great engineer, and I invented a lot of the electronics and gadgets that people use in their every day life. I got the idea for iPhones from watching camels store water in their humps, and I got the idea for tacos from a dream where I made tacos, and I made that dream a reality. My favorite dish to serve to rude boy is probably steamed clams, or maybe steamed hams. Not a taco though, because Agent Smith would probably not serve that person tacos in the matrix.
>>4495703
so duuuuumb and faaaaake and your pics are shiiiiiit underage idiot
>>4495703
That's amazing anigi. Where is agent smith today?
When I first met you I thought, a little intimidating. You're a god cook, hopefully you'll be around to cook for us again. Keep your chin up, I know you're spooked. Canned oysters is a brilliant choice. I let you get in my head.
>>4495705
GTFO RUUUUDE
Do y'alls conversations ever make sense? I see a lot about tacos and the matrix and it seems kinda repetitive
>>4495718
Be nice
>>4495714
It really is truly amazing. Agent Smith is always around but I'm not sure who he is today. I can be a little intimidating at first, but once you see how amazing my cooking skills are, and you taste the flavor explosion of my delicious tacos, you'll know that the intimidation was just a ruse and that there's nothing to be frightened or scared of in this particular scenario. I will definitely stick around and cook for you for the next three months or until I find a better contract to fulfill and explongitate towards. My chin is in a perfectly horizontal position at all times. I'm scared, but not as scared as we're going to be, when that haunted house mansion starts in full effect, you never know the scary ghosts that can't be tamed in that highlighted prerogative route. IF you don't eat clammed oysters, scanning the reticence for nigh on twenty years, exploded can envelopes return towards a patch-contracted oscillation field. It's impossible for me to not get in your head, as it is where I tend to exist.
>>4495731
Wait anigi please tell me more about this haunted house
>>4495746
Oh, it's so spooky, Wayne. There are haunted poltergeists spooking the upstairs bedrooms. If you try to go to sleep, all you will hear is the spooky banshee howls of the tortured souls of the damned trapped in between this world and the next, destined to be scary and spooky tourist attractions for the next thousand years, or more. Another scary thing is that inside of the refrigerator, there is spooky moldy food that has been sitting there for years and cultivating mold funguses and spores, and when you smell it you will feel nauseous because you probably just inhaled mold spores. It's almost as spooky as the basement full of dead skeletons and spooky green ooze coming out of the walls, and when the ooze touches the skeletons, they come to life and try to swordfight you, and it's totally spooky and crazy, and you will be frightened. And the owner of the house is a spooky gremlin, who will be very frightening looking to your children. Beware of this spooky ghost house full of haunted delights.
>>4495760
That's amazing. Think about that. Maybe you could sell it and people cousin take tours through it! And at the end they get to eat some chicken Broth made by Roth. I think that happened in the matrix .
What did you eat today anigi
brb
>>4495771
If that chick'n broth was made by Tim Roth then you'd be in for one heck of a treat, by jove! I think the tour would be an insant smash hit in the community, and destined to be a worldwide success and rake in the dough. This almost definitely happened in the matrix twice. Today I ate some hotdogs and some tortilla chips. I want to eat one billion foods very shortly though.
>>4495785
What would be the best meal you could ever have? And what happened to mario
>>4495632
Hey Wayne.
I'm having tea...Earl Grey actually.
Do you like a nice hot cup of tea every now and then?
pic related
<- my tea.
>>4495797
Mario went to the bathroom and got attacked by a toilet snake. Sade but true. We holdin' his memorial service later this evening at Mr. Barario's Catholic church of Christmas. The best meal you could ever have is definitely hot buttered shrimpcorn.
>>4495725
I am being nice it's just I don't get what you're talking about tbh.
>>4495703
>or maybe steamed hams.
omg! I love steamed hams!
>>4495851
Yes, my mom made food for me.
>>4495851
I don't know who that is, but it appears to be a young girl dressed in rather ridiculous clothing attempting to play Super Mario Bros. on a Nintendo Entertainment System. The thought of such a thing causes gas to swell up in my lower intestine.
>>4495856
Do you friends anigi how many people have you ever seen in your life
even LOLO's sick-a your bullshit lmoa oh my god. of course every time she gets called out on being rude she has some halfassed excuse. but no one's buyin it. no one ever buys it. just makes her seem like a little in-denial shithead.
FAAAAAAKE wayne coyne , your convo suxx!!
>>4495864
I have some friends. If I had to guess the amount of people I've seen in my life... It would have to be at least 5,000,000. Probably more. Maybe like 20,000,0000. It's gotta be a lot. More than 50 for sure.
>>4495868
I'm the real Wayne Coyne
Am I a Zelda girl anigi
>>4495868
Uhhh.. You're rude. I was just saying I don't really get this thread.
>>4495891
i-i-i was just-- SAVE IT 4 sum1 who CARES
u were RUDE and u KNOW u were rude
>>4495886
Yes, you are the real Wayne Coyne, and as everyone knows, he is a Zelda Game Girl.
>>4495897
If wayne thinks I'm rude it's only due to your impersonating.
>>4495909
Yes, what is your question, Wayne?
>>4495920
No, I've never seen a battle stone, Wayne. I don't even know what that is! Can you please tell me all about battle stones for the next 15 posts?
>>4495922
Yes 1st thing you need to knwo is a battle stone is slippery
Ready for next fact?
>>4495925
I am so ready
>>4495933
2nd is that mustard is set on top of it during meals
Ready for Next fact?
>>4495933
Anigi
>>4495933
Anigi
>>4495910
he said BE NICE, meaning u were being perhaps a little LESS THAN NICE. this JUST happened. you're so fucken ditzy i jus wanna shake you by your goddamn shoulders maybe smack some sense into ya
>>4495981
Rufe
>>4495974
>>4495936
>>4495952
Hey, Wayne. I was busy doing a thing. Please tell me the third fact about BattleStones as soon as possible.
>>4496065
Battle stones are always brown
Ready for next fact?
>>4496091
Incredible, yes please the next fact would be glorious
>>4496092
4th fact, battle stones can smell food
Ready for next fact?
>>4496098
Absolutely fascinating, yes I am fully prepared for the next fact.
>>4496104
5th fact
Battle stones can tell time
Ready for next?
>>4496106
This is truly amazing, and I am totally ready for the following factoid.
>>4496112
15th fact
Battle stones are found in a kitchen sinks
>>4496123
Oh shit that's crazy, you're right! I just found a battele stone in my kitchen sink!! Truly wondrous!! Amazing!! A+++++++++++ would find treasure again
>>4496129
Anigi have you ever handed out candy on Halloween night ?
>>4496123
>>4496129
Guys, I just spent over 9000 hours in ubuntu making this webm for you.
Please rate.
>>4496136
Yeah, probably. It must have happened at least once. I don't really like to think about Halloween though. Everyone should really calm down. It's like they never even listened to Steppenwolf on repeate for 15 hours while exploding gemstones in the bay.
>>4496139
I r8 it 88/8 m8 2 gr8
>>4496159
Yeah, I love burgs. They're super fantastic great fun time food to eat. I would never be a vegetarian, that's ludicrous. Why would you ever force yourself to not eat chicken tenders? These people must have severe mental problems.
>>4496163
Have you ever made a dog eat veggie doet
>>4496173
No.
>>4496182
Anigi I'm playing chess do u like chess
>>4496231
I suck at chess. I never played it enough to get good at it. It's a fun game but I always lose. I'm much better at Scrabble, or Yahtzee.
>>4496242
Are you good at the game of happy destiny Mexican food
>>4496257
I'm one of the best that's ever been. I play it on my phone every day. Do you know of any good games for android phones that I could download of?
>>4496262
Have you ever played donkey house magic?
>>4496262
It's android game
>>4496262
I have recently taken up My Talking Angela again. It's a game where u buy clothes for a cat and if you talk it repeats what u say, which is fun for making it record other ppl when they are talking to prank them. My friend on there is halping me get all the stickers but basically u just watch ads and buy clothes for the cat. You get money by leveling up and by watching ads, you don't have to pay real money to play it (I never would).
Also I sometimes play nethack, which is on android ofc but that's not the best way to play it.
>>4496514
"nethack"
wow!! i usd 2 play tht a fair bit
nevr ascendd tho n i cld nevr get into it on android insted of keybrd
hve u evr playd DCSS? im not sre whch 1 i plyed more but i had a big DCSS n nethack phase a few years back
cool cat btw
>>4496531
Idk what the other one is my brother was into nethack when I was teenager years and would talk about it constantly so I tried it some and last year I started playing it a lot but I haven't the past couple months. I never ascended either I can't ever get much past completing sokoban tbh. I've completed both sokoban and mine's end same game but never gotten to the quest part.
Also hi! lol.
>>4496543
alrite shh now tho pls
>>4496548
Was I being too loud? I apologize.
>>4496548
not me!!
>>4496543
whn ppl get rly into thse games it bcomes contagion durin my phse i got like thre ppl 2 start playin DCSS (e-z-r thn nethack 2 get in-2) i 4get how deep i got bt i kno tht on my best run i died 2 a disintrgrate blst frm a black dragn or somthin literaly as soon as i steped out frm behind a thng
i ddnt even kno he was there!
hey! whts up! im makin song
>>4496561
ur songs suk no offense
>>4496563
not lolo!!!
>>4496566
Nice dubs! And right it was not me. I'm glad u can spot the imposters so well!
>>4496566
not me!
>>4496566
Lol I guess someone is impersonating me
>>4496570
Alright this is getting confusing
>>4496574
Haha I guess you know me pretty well
>>4496582
Haha what's going on here
>>4496583
You okay meme maker?
>>4496583
yes!!!
i m jst havin som impster trouble!
v. hrd 2 tel who is who it is like i m in a hall of mirror!!!
>>4496592
It can get difficult to tell sometimes!
I have to go fix dinner I guess. I was gonna watch that show with the trains which I don't even like but I kept getting distracted. I reallly just have to heat some stuff up tho and cook some rice. I think I'll throw some tomatoes in there too w/ the rice.
>>4496594
who care not me!!!
>>4496594
yes! its ok tho knda fun 2bhdesu
have fun; i hope its good! r u tlkin bout thomas th tank engne?
i hav been on a tomatoe kick latly thy r rly good n its funny cuz thy used 2 make me sick
i lready ate dnner so cant do tht might make som more tea n thn strt registerin 4 my colege clases in fall
>>4496594
Only trips can save her
>>4496607
not me!!!
but correct!!!
>>4496612
Not me!
>>4496620
Not me!
>>4495632
how do you feel about the black lips
>>4496644
Hahahha sounds like my bands name
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA EHERES ANIGI
aniiiiiiiigi
>>4496677
fuck OFF you are NOT wayne coyne you are an OBSESSED autist. seriously you got it BAD. you need to look into some intensive therapy FUCK anigi FUCK your shitty threads you are NOT wayne coyne
>>4496688
not me!!!
>>4496688
I am the real Wayne Coyne though
Anigi
anigi
ANIGI!!!!
ANIGI
>>4496599
nice dubs!
>r u tlkin bout thomas th tank engne?
No, I was talking about Hell on Wheels, I am watching it on netflix.
>>4496809
Oh I love that show! What season are you on?
>>4496814
Season 4 now. Honestly this show gets on my nerves. Ppl just change sides randomly on each other and a lot of the stories just seem too improbable to be true. And there always has to be at least one action type event each episode, where none of the important ppl are effected but the nameless ppl always die. It's just ... I have difficulty suspending my disbelief. I like the clothes though! The 19th century costumes are cool.
>>4496809
How can you understand what she types?
Also, why aren't you hanging out with me tonight?
Do you hate me?
>>4496791
Oh hey Wayne
>>4496823
Thats weird... You're not my friend anymore.
>>4496834
Anigi do you mind if I make a video for your song?
Upload to youtube maybe?
May I have your permission?
>>4496814
not me!!!
>>4496809
>>4496823
i hvent heard of it ive been wtchin wilfred a lot l8ly
i agree w/ u on the clothin i rly like whnever im wtchin old movies n stuf how dif the styles r
hav u seen buster ketons "the gneral"? thts a good train cvil war movie
ive mstly been wtchin wilfred l8ly i wasnt 2 impress w/ th first season but as it wnt on i rly felt like it got btter
>>4496833
n. dubs
>>4496834
Hi anigi, how's your pepper night?
>>4495632
>the """"critically acclaimed"""" """"""""""rock group""""""""""
>>4496857
Rude
>>4496849
Oh I was rused! Why are you anon now though? No I haven't seen it. 1926?? Wow. Is it silent? I don't mind watching really old stuff so I might check that out.
>>4496862
Yeah Charlie Chaplin even shows up in it. Do you like him?
>>4496867
I guess so I have seen the one where he eats his shoe! That is pretty silly.
>>4496809
yea meme master's not a retard when he types like that, no-sir-ee, but gosh forbid someone that doesn't care for your dopey bullshit does something like that, yea then u got somethin to say, huh? fulla shit. fulla ur own shit take a dump why dontcha
>>4496871
Oh yeah that's a good one. LoLo you're so cute. Would you want to go on a date with me?
>>4496862
whoops! i 4got my nnam i ws pstin on dif bord
yea its silent! its p. funny 1 of my fave moves is silent hav u seen th phantom cariage? its soooo good!
>>4496867
not me!!!
>>4496871
ive ben wtchin a lot of chaplns rly erly stuf l8ly 4 fun n 2 see th evoltion of his act n stuf he was a funny guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UNYqHkg1ws
>>4496880
not me!@!
>>4496845
why associate yourself with garbage content
i just.. i dont get it
>>4496885
Rude
>>4496892
Why are you such a slut LoLo?
>>4496892
u r not, just sayin
>>4496892
thts wierd! i rly like eatin out especaily indian its 2 good!
thnk u! i am shape by my expereinces!
btw if u evr watch th phantom carriage make sur u r usin the matti bye soundtrack it dsnt hav n officalsndtrck becuz old movie but the matti by 1 is SO SO SO!!!!(SO!!!!) good it rly makes th movie
>>4496909
not me!!!
>>4496913
me!!!
4got my image
>>4496913
I really like you, I would actually go on a date with you .
This is now a spider man thread.
Post you're best ones.
>>4496918
pls set up dte n time i will fly ovr to u or pay 4ur tikt 2fly2 me if u wna
>>4496853
Oh it's goin pretty peppery. It looks like your thread also turned into a peppertown
>>4496923
Have you ever seen Buster Keaton movies?
>>4496845
Which song?
>>4496931
kona town
>>4496931
Yes I agree. Are these nice boys anigi?
>>4496940
Oh that song about east Indonisinian Giraffes, yeah it's a pepperino
>>4496943
I think they're all girls, Wayne
>>4496951
Do you think they're racist?
is anyone here lighten confurt
>>4496955
No, I don't think so. But i can't say for sure. You should probably check their licenses
>>4496971
Maybe once. A great movie is one called Ice Flow Mechanics Repair Center Part Two.
>>4496980
Anigi is that a little joke you're playing on me? HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAH
THT DONT SOUND LIKE EXCITING MOVIE
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>4496987
It's a very deceptive title, Wayne. The movie is as exciting as the most exciting James Bond films.
>>4497005
I have a question anigi
>>4497021
What is it, Wayne?
>>4496937
this one
http://picosong.com/ZPHM/
>>4497035
How are you today?
>>4497042
Nah, please don't fuck up my song with a shitty video.
>>4497045
I'm good Wayne! How are you?
>>4497052
Good
>>4497048
Okay.
>>4497067
I don't think that was the real Anigi
I think he'd be okay with you making a video
>
king kong is best silent filme
>>4497157
Who
>>4497217
retard.
>>4497219
That's not nice
>>4497245
retard.
helo evry1
i made anigi a srprise but i dnt think hes here right now so ill w8 til l8r
hop u guys like it in th futur
>>4497248
i kno rite? like who the fuck else would bother. man humans realy dont know very much about what goes on up in the noggin yet, huh? it's all a wash. all catchall terms concocted from observing patterns of behavior, it would seen. it's fascinating, in a way, that there is a actual person this dirtdull in the skull that would make such awful garbitch posts so dedicatedly for whole evenings. the neuroscience of nextcentury should surely uncover the fatal flaw in mr. fake wayne coyne's genetic structure and can maybe prevent such tragedies in the future amen
>>4497276
Wow that's quite a fancy rapalong. I would you a BET best new rapper award
SAAAAGE we're done asking fake wayne questions SAAAAGE
>>4497307
YEp Underage pls go
>>4497315
thnks im 18+
>>4497276
Good rap friend
>>4497431
Hey there Wayne-a-rino
>>4497438
How are you on this night of nights?
>>4497443
Doin fine, just rockin it out. Luring tigers out of the jungle with magic lasers
>>4497445
Woah why are you doing this anigi. Did the oracle tell you to?
>>4497449
Yes... it was a secret message left to me by the oracle when i went to ser her just this past winter. I was told that on this very date i must sit at the edge of the matrix jungle and use magic lasers to lure tigers out of the jungle and download their soul gems to a 16gb usb drive for safe storage and to trade at the undisclosed location in the heart of the matrix.
>>4497463
Soul gems! This is dark magic, dark magic indeed.. Trade them for what might I ask?
>>4497475
Trade them for matrix cheat codes so you can double jump and shoot fireballs and really cool stuff like that. You have to have absolutely supreme matrix hacking and taco making skills to unlock such radical powers.
>>4497486
Anigi do you think I'd be able to unlock these powers
>>4497490
Only if you acquire all of the matrix hacking disks and upload them to your mind, then make 14 tacos and ride a camel across the mountains
oy
>>4497525
Anigi that is a large request. Anigi how are am you is today
>>4498198
FAAAAAAK FAKE WAYNE FAAAAAAAAAKE
dude LEAVE
LEAVE
real wayne coyne's out there DOING, BEING
you're IN THERE doing NOTHING
NOTHAAAAANG
tweet anigi's name if u love her so much. FUCKEN tweet it. u can sneak it in there without very many people noticing if u so choose i mean only a couple dozen people ever really fav wayne's tweets. DO it. TWEET anigi from the REAL wayne coyne twitter account and i will hide away in shame forever
>>4498209
I did prove I'm Wayne already
>>4498198
Hey Wayne! Yes, it is quite a task, but a man of your prowess should be able to accomplish these feats with minimal setbacks. I'm doing pretty good today, it's very beautiful outside. How art thouh?
>>4498246
I haven't gone outside in days. I'm not great. I'm having a wonderful day though. How are you? Those are nice glasses you have though
>>4498253
>I haven't gone outside in days
CONFIRMED FAKE
CONFIRMED FAAAAAAAAKE
WAYNES BEEN THRU AIRPORTS AND FLYING THRU SKIES AND TAXIED DOWN RUNWAYS AND HAS MOST DEFINITELY BEEN OUTSIDE VERY MUCH SO IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS YOU DUMBASS
oh my GOD, DIE already!
>>4498272
..w-well dont d*e but ur not wayne coyne
>>4498294
Yes I am though
cade, nigguh! CADE!
CADE NIGGUH, CAAADE!!!
>>4498347
Cade?
>>4498352
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
>>4498356
Cade?
>>4498362
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYD
>>4498364
Cade?
>>4498371
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYD-UH!
>>4498373
Cade?
>>4498380
'the fuck up
>>4498383
Stip
>>4498253
Thanks, I haven't worn glasses in years, but i get to wear sunglasses now which is totaly awesome. It's good to go outside when the weather is pleasant. Its' good that you're having a wonderful day though!
>>4498412
Anigi what kind of sunglasses do you wear? Do you bring them to the fair?
>>4498419
Just some cheap $10 sunglasses i bought at a 7-11 years ago. I would definitely take them to the fair. That would be a prime opportunity for sunglasses-wearing.
>>4498425
What is the fair was indoors?
>>4498427
I would still wear sunglasses so that everyone would know how cool i am.
>>4498432
Anigi I have a wuestion
>>4498455
Wayne, I have to check your dubs. What is your question???
>>4498462
How much brisket would eat today if you had to for neo
>>4498489
Twenty seven pound of brisket for Neo, he is the One after all.
>>4498494
That is certainly a lot of brisket Anigi. Where would you keep that much brisket?
>>4498494
Was Harry Potter neo? Why did dumbledore work at hogwarts
>>4495632
Anigi! Can you do me a favor?
>>4498504
Not me
>>4498497
It's a lot, but it's worth it for Neo. You could keep all that brisket in a walk-in freezer, no problem.
>>4498498
Harry Potter was not Neo, Harry was just a wizard. He was a special wizard though, I think. I barely remember those movies. Wasn't Baby McAffrey in those movies? Dumbledore worked at Hogwart's because it was the only place that didn't drug test and that dude smoked weed like every day son.
>>4498506
Oh, okay.
>>4498497
Not me
>>4498507
Anigi I have a question
>>4498511
Good dubs, Wayne. What be your question, mon?
>>4498513
Have you ever been a contestant on the next food network star?
>>4498528
No, that never happened to me. I don't even know what that is. I think if I farted twice in a row I could probably launch myself high enough to achieve flight and enter myself into this amazing and esteemed competitial
>>4498533
That's true anigi. Anigi have you ever been in a band?
>>4498550
I was in a band once, and I'm currently still in that band. It's the best band ever, but people don't want to accept it yet. In a few years the world might be ready for us.
>>4498563
Have you ever eaten a pizza? What's your favorite topping
>>4498596
Oh, man. Yeah, I totally ate a pizza once. It was so dank. I couldn't even believe my eyes. My favorite topping is definitely dankziti.
>>4498563
That is a good story Anigi. Whit is your favorite instrument to play? Could you please let me know?
>>4498599
Not me anigi
>>4498598
Are you going to order pizza tonight anigu
>>4498599
Thanks, I usually get a lot of danks for that kind of story. My favorite instrument to play is drums, because they're just awesome. I lack the focus to get really good on a melodic instrument, but I can keep time and know a a lot of rhythms. I like playing on a kit but I'm also really good with hand drums. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
>>4498601
Oh, shmanks. Darned imposters! Ohhh I can't believe this. I'm calling the police.
>>4498607
No, I will not be ordering pizza. I think i'm going to make some meatballs and some spaghett and sauce and eat that magical dinner like a boss.
>>4498601
Not me Anigi
>>4498610
Do you put vegetables in your spaghett Anigi? Like to eat with them in the sauce?
>>4498621
SHAT THE FACK AAAAP!
FAAAAAAKE!
>>4498629
Stop
>>4498633
