This is my first thread so don't blame me if it's a piece of shit, anyways heres a tard story
>be me
>go back a couple of years to elementary
>be 10
>be in 4th grade
>theres this tard in my class, lets call him dave
>hes also REALLY into trains, remember that for later
>we're playing recess one day when we decide to play football for once (we always played baseball)
>my friend, lets call him G, has the ball
>im in the open to get to the other team's touchdown zone
>even though he knows im shit at the sport he passes to me anyway
>ohfuckiwasntpreparedforthis.png
>i go to catch it and i completely fucking miss
>i go to grab it anyways cause i knew absolutely fucking nothing about that sport
>as im going for the ball i see Dave come running for the ball also
>youcangofuckyourself.jpg
>i sprint at mach 5 and get the ball
>tard runs up and tries to grab the ball out of my hand
>"LET GO DAVE, I HAD IT FIRST!"
>the fucker proceeds to try to scratch me
>he also attempts a few punches and bites but i miraculously managed to dodge those
>Dave then fucking headbutts me
>my nose starts bleeding faster than when a whore sees that shes off her period and its the weekend
>G then tackles dave and punches him
>recess aides come take me to the nurse and G and Dave to the principal
>"Oh my god, Anon, you have a broken nose!"
>i get called down to the office after i get cleaned up and G and Dave are sitting in there
>Dave makes up some bullshit lie on how me and G tried to beat him up
>He believes it
>me and G get a week suspension
>after that week, we come back to school
>later at lunch i see Dave sitting alone eating
>i walk by and whisper into his ear "I hope all trains disappear"
>he flips his shit
>he takes out a bunch of mini toy trains and starts attacking me with them
>this time the principal sees the attack first-hand
>it took 3 tard wranglers to take him away
>MFW i needed 5 stitches
>MFW i never saw him again
theres more but it depends if you guys want it or not
>>4463087
lol
>>4463087
dumb frogposter
keep posting but don't post frogs you dumbfrogposter
>>4463087
whom is it you're emerald fonting?
you guys wanted more, so heres more; also ill stop with the pepe
>fastforward about 3 years
>be in 7th grade
>about 13 at the time
>you guys remember how i said i never saw Dave again, i was wrong, so very wrong...
>im nearing the end of my 1st quarter and everything was going perfect
>great grades, lots of friends, GF (i know a middle school girlfriend doesnt count but it meant alot to me)
>one day i walk into class and sit down
>the teacher goes to the front of the class and announces "Class, we have a new student joining us today"
>then the walking chromosome Dave walks in
>fuckmylife.avi
>Dave has obviously gained about atleast 150 pounds
>all i can see is his deformed, fucked up face at the front of the class
>"His name is Dave and i want you all to treat him the way you would treat your friends"
>fuck that
>he turns his mashed potato face in my direction
>oh god no
>oh fuck he noticed me
>"Oh hi Anon!"
>please go fuck yourself with a blender
>"Oh Anon, i didn't know you knew Dave! Dave there's an open seat by Anon, you should go sit there since you know him"
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>he proceeds to waddle his fat ass towards my direction towards the empty seat
>his shirt is so sweaty under his armpits and flabs
>he has a disgusting oder omitting around him
>he smells of sweat, disappointment, and pure disgust
Fastfoward 1 week
>Dave has been fine for the first week
>then it all started
>i just so happens that i have Dave in my Tech Ed class with me
>class starts
>10 minutes after the teacher was done talking, Dave decides it was a good idea to put his hand on the sander while it was on
>he turns it on and then with no thought whatsoever he proceeds to put his hand on it
>"WWUUUAAAGAAGHGHAUU"
>shits his pants and runs out of the classroom
i would type more but im running out of room, ill post some more later
>>4463326
Check your privilege and my dubs
>>4463330
im basically a newfag on this site, what is the "dubs" thing
Girlfriend huh did she have a tight ass did you fuck her
>>4463347
Dubs are 2 identical numbers at the end of a post id. "Checking" dubs is tradition and a nice thing to do.
>>4463326
Shit m8 i am gooked. Tell me more i love tard-greentxts
>>4463347
Good thing you are not in /b/
More?
>>4463087
kek, dont fuck with kids who love trains
>>4463382
thanks
>>4463087
>>4463326
10/10 bretty good.
Now I comand you to finish
you guys love this shit so heres some more
>it took the tard wranglers 2 hours to find him after that sanding machine incident
>they eventually found him in the bathroom jacking off in the corner
>JACKING.OFF.IN.THE.BATHROOM
>for some unknown reason, i thought that that was the end
>oh how i was so wrong
the next incident happened 2 days later in science class
>the teacher is up at the board talking about todays topic
>that topic is chromosomes
>i decide to fuck with him
>"The average human has 46 chromosomes. Blah. Blah."
>i whisper in his ear "i think you're missing one"
>he absolutly flips his shit
>with unknown tard strength, he picks up a random desk and throws it in my direction
>he does manage to hit my girlfriend directly behind me, KO
>tard wranglers come busting in
>they subdue him and start to drag him out
>as he's being dragged out he tries to spew out "I DEW HAB VORTY SICKS CROMOSOMS!"
>take my GF to the nurses and she's going to need stitches
>NOWITSFUCKINGPERSONAL.PNG
>start plotting my revenge as soon as possible
sorry for such a short one, theres some shit going on rn, be back later
>>4463087
Hey friend!
You've made a cool post there, and let me say I think it's just fantastic that you're putting your words on [s4s]. That said, there a couple small ways that you could improve your post:
1: Who are you quoting?
The citizens of [s4s] hold themselves to a high standard of posting, so when you quote someone, we enjoy hearing whose thoughts you've borrowed.
2: Do you have a grooming guide for mustaches?
Who hasn't had the experience of carefully tending a beautiful mustache, only to have your friends and family tell you it's just too wide? In your future posts, you should consider addressing this issue.
3: Check your privilege
In today's society, many of us have a good deal of unearned privilege because of the color of our skin or sexual preferences. Have you considered the advantage you reap by being in the majority? If not,
you should reflect upon this before posting to [s4s].
Thanks again for stopping by and contributing; it's simply a joy to see someone posting my oc :)
>>4463087
Hello Dave
>>4463873
Keep going faggot
Op? Need more of Dave
>>4463931
i bet dave got him
killed him dead with his enormous tard strength
>>4463948
>Dave
i see some good stories right there
>>4463952
Your mom
>>4463087
this post was too long so I didn't read it
tl,dr: tl,dr
alright guys this is the last one i have
thanks for being such a grate audience
>8th grade last week of middleschool
>thankfully i dont have any classes with dave
>the only time i see him is lunch
>never gives me any problems
>all i hear is an occasional WWUUUUUAAAAHH or the sound of him spilling his flood
>like always i go to the good lunch line because parents have money
>get mashed potatoes and maconie
>see friends and walk to go set with them
>all of the fucking sudden dave t-bones me from the side
>all drop all my shit and so does dave
>have food all over myself
>AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU
>teacher comes and grabs both of us
>guess she didnt know dave was a tard
>tell's us to go clean off my restroom
>i fuck dave in the restroom
>thats it
this is the second from last one, enjoy it while you can
>start plotting my revenge on Dave for KOing my girlfriend
>think of the worst ways i can destroy him
>after long hard time of thinking, i found out how to destroy him
>heres the plan: I give him a bad reputation to the staff and the principal
>all i had to do was to silently and anonymously piss him off so he will attack anyone/anything
>i knew there would obviously be civilian casualties and i was ready for that
>i also knew that this plan needed dedication and patience and i was also ready for that
>the first chance i get was at lunch, almost all the teachers and staff were there
>i spit a slobbering spit-ball at the back of his head
>he instantly flips shit
>Dave screams out "WHO THE FUCK JUST DID THAT?!"
>i point to a buff nigger near him
>Dave starts to bash the nigger's head with the lunch tray
>the nigger starts furiously pounding on Daves head
>theres so much blood that i cant tell who's blood was who's
>it literally took 7 tard wranglers, 5 teachers, and 3 janitors to separate them
>Dave gets a week detention and the nigger gets a 2 week suspension
>my next attack was in computers
>i hit him again with another spit ball
>he ignores it
>hit dave again
>ignores it but starts to make a weird growling noise
>hit dave once more
>Dave then proceeds to screech like a pteryodactle giving birth
>he knocks over all of the computers adding the damage cost to about $25,000
>he then grabs a poor girl by the hair and scream into her ear "WAS IT YOU?!"
>while insanly crying, the girl shakes her head
>Dave throws her to the ground
>he sees me
>ohgodpleaseno.mov
>the tard wranglers finally arrive and the tackle him to the ground
>mfw they had to tie him up to take him away
>mfw i truly did never see him again
that truly was the last i saw of Dave but i will give you guys an aftermath summary on next post
After Dave was expelled, everything went smoothly and perfect for everyone. I wish i could post more about the aftermath but nothing else really happened after Dave left. I love you all for listening and I hope you all will remember Dave deep down in your hearts. Goodbye
> I saw the lunchroom fight
>>4464583
they not quoting anyone, they telling greentext stories
this is a cool new way [s4s] tells stories :^)
