>>4456219
bring her a bird

>>4456219
start a fire on her with some good quality charcoal and newspaper and cook hamburgers off her back suggestively

>>4456219
you don't, creep

>>4456231
but she's a qt

>>4456219
"them titties gonna give me a heart attack"

put your dick out like an accident and then say wow how did it

ask her to check your dubs

>>4456219
turn off your car and tell her you're not moving until she accepts you're marriage proposal

>>4456219
ask her what her favorite s4s meme is

>>4456219
tel her andd i qoute "thse r sme hott frys but nt as htte as u hehe" n strt gigglin it wrks 4 me evry tim

>>4456605
note:
this wrks btter if u actualy orderd frys but its not 100% necesry

>>4456705
ur posts make me laugh 100% of the time, how are the ants

>>4456718
thnks u thnk u
th ants r doin good SEVERE decrese in nmbers 2day snce i spent th lst 2 days rly jst removin lots of th little flyin 1nes like a LOT prbly not 100 but ovr 50?
i expct a rsurgance at miday whch r ther peak hours bt im rdy 4 ths n their nmbers r dwindln so i thnk in a few days itll b no prob at all! v. hppy bout this

>>4456290
can confirm one successful attempt of this

>>4456219
Become fat and she will ask for your number eventually.
Drive thru girls dig fat guys, that's why she works there in the first placs.

>>4457491
flawless logic

>>4456219
MOVE EYEBROWS UP AND DOWN LIKE A PSYCHO CIRCUS CLOWN