ducke
mods please sticky
>>4450648
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
chickne
>>4450799
>>4450811
thats 2 sets of dubs in a row
that qualifies for a sticky, dont ya think mods? :^)
>>4450831
heck yes thanks for the check
>>4450648
wew lad irl
>>4450856
Top kek irl
if trips then sticky
>>4450888
check
>>4450888
f'kin nice bro
>>4450648
bump pls stick
>>4451333
check pls!
>>4450648
that's a chicken lol
>>4451614
YOU HAVE BEEN RUSED BY THE RUSETER
now go back to skol, kid
KAK
waiting for "this sticky is garbage" pasta
don't let me down
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
pennis and also dicke and balls
>>4452029
this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
MODS = GODS
Trump's new tweet was correct & everyone knows it. Liberals, the uninformed dipshits they are, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post date, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently unconvincing tweets in response to this correct tweet, and then the hivemind autists piled in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the Don's new tweet. and you know-nothing leftists are all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting
>>4452040
If there were no mods, it would be necessary to invent them.
>>4452038
seinfeld is eating popcorn
>>4452044
this thread = dub city population 4
Good sticke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHZXuMbMPgo
>>4451614
get sum skol, bud
Every time I see this kind of thread, I just shake my head and laugh.
You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of /s4s/. You know, that sub-group of 4chan kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don't know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy fapping to birds and wishing that the bestiality laws are changed to let you fuck birds. Why on earth would a group of you no-lives cling heavily to something as sad as this? Is there some sort of mental sickness in you guys? Did you not have a childhood? Do you not have a grasp on reality? How can you allow yourselves to deteriorate to this?
At first, I figured it was one lonely kid making these threads and bumping all day while crying in the basement for being such a useless waste of life... but then, I realized this isn't one kid doing this. There are at least fifteen of you in these threads that love talking about the importance of stupid birds. There isn't any doubt that all of you autists are fat, out of shape, and friendless.
Is that the thrill you kids get from these threads? Is it the fact that you can laugh and sing and can't even get off of your bed to empty out your piss bottle? Do you not realize that this board doesn't exist for posting birds? If not, then
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FIXATION?
I'm speaking for /s4s/ as a whole, and possibly, your families as well. Just stop. This isn't healthy. Stop now and try to live a regular life. How embarrassed must your family feel when they have to explain to your aunt and uncle that you spend your life posting pictures of toucans and kiwis on 4chan all the while giggling like schoolgirls.
Just stop already. Quit with the silly threads. OP, delete this thread. Kids, clear your browser history and delete all the files you have of an old washed up toucan.
I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care. Please listen to me.
>>4452097
choose your animalefu
http://www.strawpoll.me/10311452
http://www.strawpoll.me/10311452
http://www.strawpoll.me/10311452
http://www.strawpoll.me/10311452
>>4452112
voted cowe. sorry ducke
>>4452112
>>4452167
pls dont be lewd to ducke
>>4450888
Wew lad
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4451364
'heh heh, heh heh"
'check' -them! :^D
Ye boi dis be a good feels bread.
cocks are at least the least interesting bird in the entire kingdom so really the mods are just SISSIES WHO GET STITCHIES like 4 real how the fuck do u have ravens and blue jays and preying mantis' but u stick dumb fucking lesser-caste birds and stupid dogs u made me look bad
dumb assholes.
Did somebody say sticky?
hey it me your brother chickenkin
give me your duckes
birds are very important
this
>>4452716
excellent
>>4450648
Haha nice cock my friend
>>4452777
nice trips bae
I love desperate women
>>4452997
cuck
>>4453173
lol cuck is a funny word
postin in le stick
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!! CARRY ON READING OR U WILL DIE EVEN IF YOU LOOKED AT THE WORD WARNING!!!!!!!!1
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.
SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG. AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.
NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?
EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE 3: JOEANNA SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN
>>4450648
Kecke
>>4453544
I won't let connection errors stop me from checking these great dubs!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4452644
good double
>>4450648
goose?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4450648
>>4454312
good sticky one of the best jbr
quack quack lol
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4450648
cute ducke
heloo ?? no this bad i dont like bad fuck
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
hi, sorry
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4452777
these trips are so awesome they deserve another check
Space Pollen
>:F
>https://youtu.be/QnNzzJnaxrM
>>4450648
whats a sticky and why is it important ?
>>4455347
But one. B000000001. I saw the call code, So I run brother. Not better just wetter could you hear it from my face fold. The black post game has to much oil to gas squares and hide old. But then again I'm told he ne'ver took the knight and hold. Had a feeling, sir offended him and went into EF mode. And tried to f5 a hold and fillies huff
Straight outta be bo
>be me be
>bonsayaye
cancel my subscription
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
is s4s literally the most retarded thing ever ?
let s get this post off the front page :^)
>>4455355
nice dubs friend, dont go spending it all in one place tho
Just a warning. Last time I posted in the bomb thread I got banned for five days.
>>4455444
jst a warnin:
u got a nice number right thre
>>4455496
Thats just fucking beautifull and dicke and balls
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>>4450648
it go cuck but not cuck? not nice
>>4450648
I went to that place in OP's picture.
I was tripping balls on mushrooms trying to masturbate while listening to Gregorian Chants. Trying my damnedest to think about raping an Asian woman in a restroom.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to conjure visions of a terrified Japanese girl turtling as I bust into a college bathroom at 2am on a Saturday, wasted with my cock out, holding a rotary phone to bash her face in a few times before the rapening happens.
Instead, I'm laying there on my bedroom floor with a toilet brush in my ass, wearing my little sister's dirty panties, cock in hand with my cat laying on my chest purring. While I desperately try to cum, to sleezy thoughts, listening to horribly homoerotic chants about the bible or something.
Longstory short, I was viciously beating my dick for 3 hours. (gonna have scabs in the morning).
When all of the sudden, I'm in the glittery/gold nebula like whirlwind with pulsing stars and faggot angels playing the musicale instruments.
"Oh shit!", heading into the light. Meanwhile, disembodied floating heads of Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla are judging me for wasting my potential.
FINALLY came after 5 fucking hours after opening my bed room door to expose my self in the hall way. The thought of getting caught by my mom and sister's was what finally did me in.
Best nut in my life swear I laid in the opening listening to my sister's and talk over the Movie Lion King for about 30 minutes, while orgasmic juices slowly oozed out of my dick for the entirety of those 30mins.
I'll never forget that moment I saw the light and felt God. Nirvana
>>4455771
Yup. You went to that place in OP's picture alright..
>>4450648
wrong
bostin in ebin thread tbh familia
nevre released ganone (r)
ducc goes quacc
>>4456149
Do you know what youve done
Do you know what monster youbfe made
>>4456148
haha befregt!
>>4456156
I'm a banana
*clears throat*
uhh uhh uhhh uhhh UHHHH ACTUALLY actually OP you actually posted an image of a chicken and not a duck and actually there is no e at the end of it to be honest
All hail King Nig lol
>>4456308
holy shet this guy so dint got skol
lolol
>>4450648
You guys know what's REALLY spooky?
The fact that [s4s] IS the ghost of this rooster.
>>4450648
Dis a chique no duque
>>4450648
i prefer this thread over the thousands of cokc rate threads or other homo stuff
PLEASE POST THE MEME GNOME
This is a very nice ducke.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4450648
Gud ducke
Quds
>>4450648
Why sticky?
>>4456735
kek
>>4456154
this is a new one
>>4450648
once in vegas i saw a lady put 12 boiled eggs up her cooter and then lay them
postin in le stick
>>4457483
very excellent get
Ok
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4457483
nice
birds are fickle creatures because if you're a decent person you like to feed them and observe them but if you get close they fucking flee so its kind of like girls but at least birds never made fun of the size of my penis
>>4457661
bavi nonetheless
>>4450648
i really wish sw*glard would stop stickying bird thread
>>4457888
>i really wish you would shut the h**l up!!!
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>>4457888
unfair n dubs
My lil nigga cock he don gud
hi
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GOOSE
>>4450648
#ashtag
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>>4457661
Have you ever shown your dick to a bird?
CLUCK
don't bully me for being single x<{
top lel
>>4459677
>77
>dubs
Nice
memes
>>4450890
ITS COOL GUY!!!
berd
>>4450648
Damn, really makes you think
Top kek
>>4450648
Omg
This is comedy gold right here
>>4450648
>fore where tune what gamble hell falls east is
well the bets the right jam wet a red bet beat dre's white bread to toe a Jamaican
>>4450648
Mother Ducker
Now that's a fucking chicken.
>>4455613
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why isn't there a board for THIS instead of this s4s cancer. this is the origami of the computer
>>4450648
S M H THE BULLSHIT HAVE FOUND A MORMON I LOVE YOU CAN AND YOUR TEAM TO TO AND I HAVE TO DO IT WAS REPAINTED THE THE SAME SAME AS WELL AS WELL AND THAT IS A GREAT DAY FOR A FEW DAYS TO
>>4452112
:^)
>>>/r9k/28888888
>>4461178
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUD GIT XDDDDDDDDDDS
GONKRATUALATION
XDDDDDD FUCK YEA BOIIIII
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>>4450648
Dance
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
>>4461399
>99
>dubs
Nice
rip stick
This was an awesome ducke thread and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
>>4461944
NICE dubs
>>4461966
dubs checking dubs
>>4461966
likewise, good sir :^)
Get back to page 1, ducke!
your not done yet!
mods pls sticky
>>4450648
>>4463499
nice dubs bby :^)
ducke has wondered off
GET BACK TO FRONT PAGE DUCKE
>>4464611
nice dubs
ducke is pretty gud meem
