>Be me
>15 years old and going to a fairly rich school
>4 people who make everyone's lives hell
>First is Pestilence, we'll call her
>She wants to be a slut
>She's a virgin
>You could kys by climbing her weight in feet and jumping to her IQ
>So, I'm in band class, minding my own business on clarinet and the principal walks in
>"We need to see Anon, NOW"
>Walk into office
>Police officer in office with Principal
>"Uhhh" I'm freaking out, I haven't done anything
>"You threatened to rape pestilence on Facebook"
>I'm taken aback
>"That never happened" I sputter, slightly offended
>"Prove it"
>"Have you seen her reputation, ask anyone; I'm innocent"
>"We'll look into it"
1 week later
>No one is punished
>She makes big deal in class
>Gets ignored
>Mfw they almost punished me for no reason
>Second tard is Famine.
>The name is ironic
>She's a super christian who's twice my size
>Tends to make up random shit whenever she feels like it
>Assigned to sit next to me in history class
>Sitting in class, teacher giving zero fucks about the class, teaching the air
>Teacher says something about Christianity
>Infinite triggers.jpg
>"I'm a christian and I find that offense"
>Everyone except teacher reacts in someone
>Famine stands up yelling at me for no reason
>I yell at her to sit down and make a comment about the size of her brain and waist
>Falls into seat crying
>mfw I'm the first person to ever make her shut up
someway*
Well. I'm waiting
>Third tard is the worst I've met and War
>Another super christian, except 3 times my size in muscle
>Huge black guy who looks like he could prison rape you at any moment
>Forced to sit next to this tard, as well
> Assigned massive project in literature class
>Already my lit teacher is sick of his constant outbursts of (not kidding) reciting the bible
>Massive project makes whole class groan
>We tough it out
>War doesn't
>"Project is due when you walk in on (date it was due)"
2 months later
>War walks in empty-handed
>Teacher has zero sympathy
>(Teacher is white, it'll be relevant in a second)
>No late grade because teacher hates War
>War yells so loud the floor and desks shake
>"You white folk just don't understand us black people!"
>War doesn't appear in class for week
>Teacher unusually happy
>He nearly got expelled
>Greatest week of my life
Is this supposed to only be quotes? This is my story. It's also my first time on 4chan
>>4448266
You've utilized the quote function of 4chan excessively and it's hard to determine the source of all of your quotes
>>4448266
good double
>>4448221
just posting in this threaead for the lulzors.
Didn't read though... Didn't exactly pique my interst in any shape or form.
sorry, I'm new to all of this
>>4448221
The Goodman® GSX13
>R-410A environmentally friendly refrigerant
>Energy-efficient scroll compressor
>High-pressure switch
>Copper tube/enhanced aluminum fin coil
>ARI Certified
>Final Tard is Death, this story came from my friend this time
>Sitting at lunch
>Death sits down and steals friend's drink
>Runforyourlife.jpg
>No one pursues
>Death comes back and starts flipping lunch trays
>Friend from before gets up and asks him to leave
>"Why don't you wrestle me about it"
>Dafuq
>Friend walks toward him menacingly
>runforyourlifeagain.exe
>Friend purses calmly
5 minutes later
>Friend sits back down at table with drink
>Death sitting in corner alone
>Dam son
>>4448221
>>4448235
>>4448259
Oh riveting wow tell me more
On second thought delete your s4s account and disconnect your computer from the Internet and never post here again
RIP^
>>4448339
Well I want to listen, so sit down and shut up or leave- or kys, i dont care
