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Epic fail story..
2016-05-23 07:29:50 Post No. 4443639
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Epic fail story..
Anonymous
2016-05-23 07:29:50
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Alright, so this is my first time on 4chan... i can`t find any board to the best of my knowledge for fail story`s specifically and since this is shit i have to say hopefully it can make a home here..
Alright so on to the story!
this happen what 2 years ago...
i had a girl and i was over at her place i was 16 at the time she was only a year older then me.
i was over at her place we watched Netflix (the walking dead how romantic) it was about 4 in the afternoon, her mom had to go leave and do something can`t remember what... but she said that my girlfriends dad will be home in 30 minutes.
So her mom leaves we wait a couple minutes then we decided to have sex (of course i was smart enough to bring and use a condom, i always carry them on me... but to this day have not had any luck with anyone else since we broke up for an unrelated reason)
anyway so we are doing everything one would do well having sex.
when suddenly we hear the garage opening her dad was not suppose to be home for another 15 mins! we both look at each other, i sprint to the bathroom to clean up she goes to her room....
So i clean up best i can... not knowing what to do with the condom we just used (i obviously can`t put it in the garbage because if they find it well then where both in a world of shit)
so i got this brilliant idea! flush it down the toilet! what can possibly go wrong! so i flush it.. came out of the bathroom dressed and everything all good... or at least that was what i thought...
next day she texts me... apparently i clogged there toilet on the second floor... and when they found out what caused it... they where not happy and no amount of explanations could explain why a condom clogged there toilet...
in hindsight probably would have been best if i just tossed it in the trash...
fuck my life...
