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> me be me
> me be 13
> its summer and I'm at music camp for autismos
> Me play the piano
> one day when walking to the paino HQ I decide to buy skittles
> I share skittles with two guys in piano
> petite asian girl approaches me
> itsnevergonethisfar.wav
> Girl asks for some skittles
> shit
> all out
> I tell her I don't have anymore
> she goes away
> the next day I am walking through the main camp area
> see same petite asian chick
> bethechangeyouwanttosee.jpg
> decide to buy her a pack of skittles
> buy skittles
> approach asian chick
> she looks at me
> hold out the skittles toward her
> she smiles
"Thank you, Anon!"
> holy shit I'm sweating
> begin to run away from her
> didn't say anything
> buy another pack of skittles for myself
> 2 days later we start dating
> she asks if I believe in god
> jesuschrist.gif
> 'sure' I say
"Good Boy"
> Wtf.wav
> shrug it off
> probably super religious parents
> ask her about her home life
> she's adopted & her parents are really christian
> lie and tell her I'm also super religious
> 2 weeks later
> still dating
> our relationship is now 100% text messages
> she texts me and wants to break up
> why
> her parents don't like long distance relationships
> agree to break up
> crawlinginmyskin.mp3
> cry myself to sleep
> 3 years later
> we still text each other for advice
> mfw
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>>4438972
who are you quoting
>>
>be me
>be drunk
everythingwentbetterthanexpected_log_05212016.sdi
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>>4438992
Who are you quoting?
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>>4438976
me lol :) xD
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>>4438972
dumb frogposter
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basd jesus
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> me be 16
> me decide to ask why we broke up
> the petite asian says she lied
> the real reason we broke up was b/c she was seeing another guy who went to my school
> say okay
> get really sad
> decide to confront him
> go to school
> approach the guy
> he's 5 '4
> I'm 5 '2
> peterdinklage.png
> ask him if he knew petite asian chick
> he says they stared dating after they met each other at a summer camp for piano
> fucking start to tear up
> tell him that the asian chick and I dated during that same timeframe
shrug.gif
> what the fuck
> punch the asshole in the stomach
> he falls back and cringes
> says he's gonna kill me
> I run
> decide to hide in the classroom with smelly run & dinosaur pattern
> open the door
> get on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur
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