Reminder that one of [s4s]'s namefigs of considerable former notoriety: Kekt, has been missing since 11 02 2015 when (presumably) ran off with some Bulgarian fellow from Ylilauta's /int/ board who had been "grooming" him for months.
None of us knew how young Kekt actually was back when he was here all the time. He was known for posting images of Dave Grohl and being a degenerate furryfig (sometimes posting as furfig)
https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap/benjamin-a.-rhines/view
Kekt if you are out there I hope you are okay and that the Bulgarian is a nice polite man and that you haven't touched butts with him.
>>4429426
Also John Matrix mysteriously disappeared on October 1, 2014
why does NO ONE TALK ABOUT THAT HUH
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THAT
WHAT HAPPENT TO HIM
I NEED TO KNOW
cause, like, if it was a freak accident, i feel like, just by virtue of having posted on this board and conversing with him, that i helped set up the moment when a freak accidennt happent to him. and that weighs on me a little bit except if it was his fault though then its on him.
Stay safe memer
>>4429428
come on he hasn't been gone for that long, has he?
Isn't there a sticky by John right now?
He was really a great dubs checker, committed to his service to all who post here.
>>4429428
post hands
>>4429428
I believe he was in a car accident and received brain damage
>>4429426
kekt ruined the eden know as [a/jp] so he can have a metal down down his throat for all I care also why didn't you post anime?
ah karma is great
lol I bet hes bein f*cked every d*y by big red d*g kn*ts and forced to live a life of a maid :3
>>4429537
kek
>>4429541
lucky guy~
>>4429512
>>4429579
YOUR GAY
AND YOU'RE POSTS ARE NOT IRONIC ENOUGH
>>4429519
I HEARD DIS TOO
not sure if you believe that cause you saw an explanation that described him as 'proverbially t-boned' but that was just me extrapolating what i had heard up to that point. i half-assumed everyone was fuckin with me.
no sconcepieces where you are now, 'trix...
not a single sconcepiece...
>>4429579
absolutley beautiful
>>4429607
THANKSSYKE
>>4429607
>it seems hard to hide from the fbi tho, I'd assume
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel XD one of the most ironic posts I've read here in a while. you watch too much TV, girl.
>>4429607
im talking about this, meow~
>>4429426
oh he was THAT young? wow... 4chan litterally is being overrun by kids nowadays... hope he's allright though. been a while now since he was reported missing. mabe he got turned into a lil trap called Jasmin Drew Rhymes and is now someone's cumdumpster.
>>4429622
Dubb butt
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4429426
Where the heck have you been, captain?
I haven't seen you in like months.
I thought you might have gone to jail or gotten killed.
>>4429607
>that's not him though, obviously
How is it obvious?
I want to kiss LoLo!
>>4429667
cause if u go and look at his posting history, all of a sudden, on the aforementioned date, this poster went from several dozen posts per day to ZERO! and only two imposterings in the next couple months! something most certainly happened to john on that fateful day
>>4429636
exactly just like this thread and all the comments to each other
>>4429671
Who would have the nerve to impostor a dead man?
>>4429636
>if u meant the spoopy skellies spam on lup
that was people from plug.dj raiding.
I know because I was one of them.
I posted flinstone dicks not skeletons btw.
>>4429678
Have you ever heard of DB Cooper
>>4429686
I've heard of alice cooper.
>>4429688
>88
>dubs
:-)
>>4429650
I've been here I just don't post much. I work for a great company now in an office and I've been getting my life set up. Actually I've been with this company exactly a year today.
I got my driver's license and bought a minivan. I'm in Florida I moved back here a little over a year ago. I spend more of my free time reading nowadays than anything else.
I still keep my eyes on you guys.
>>4429694
Can I have a job? I want a minivan too.
>>4429688
Same difference
>>4429694
did what's her face turn 18 yet?
>>4429678
same one who would crush man's head between thigh
>>4429707
I see what you did there.
>>4429707
too soon
>>4429694
you remember when you used to get high and bang on pans and blow into pvc pipe while streaming it?
>>4429704
yesterday she did. I bought her a vibrator for her bday, it was very awkward in the lewd store. I probably said "it's for my gf's birthday" ten times at the register. They put batteries in it and made me hold it while it was on to confirm that it worked before I bought it.
It's hard to be in a relationship sometimes for me, idk why. I have a hard time having anyone close and in my life and shit these days, it's really just her. Her family started letting me pick her up and us hang out together unsupervised about a month ago so that has been nice.
I cut all my hair off too.
I've been spending alot of time in the Trump generals on /pol/, I've even seen swaglord post in them a few times.
>>4429717
Yup, those were the days. I had a good time here and with plug.dj/kek and it really helped me to keep in good humor and positive thinking while I went through some harsh chapters of my life.
I've moved on from using 4chan as a namefig for the most part now but I will always have a place in my heart for [s4s] and the years I spent here everyday.
>>4429731
gender: other
sexuality: questionable
hair: thin
chin: thin
i r8 u 1-10/10
>>4429731
are you wearing lipstick?
>>4429731
are you a watching gay porn while talking about molesting children on an internet forum?
>>4429745
it was fun funposting with you tbh
>>4429731
have you sized up her father and look him in the eyes knowing you shove your dick down his baby's throat and make her lick your balls?
>>4429759
We haven't met, so no.
Mom advises against it, apparently he is a bit more angry than the average angry dad.
I'm her daddy now anyway.
>>4429771
prove it
>>4429771
Why haven't you taken her from her mother then. Are you low test?
I wonder if kekt is gettin fugged up da butt by a hungarian hobo right now...
>>4429781
I don't think it would be ethical to flaunt about like that.
>>4429782
If I take her from her mother then I would have no time alone. I need silence and peace, often. I may seem an extrovert here but irl I require alot of time by myself.
Also, the renting agreement I have right now is that I live alone. I can have company but cannot move someone else in.
I have not had the kind of peace you get when you live by yourself ever. Paying your own rent and not having to bother with roommates is a great feeling. I plan to keep things this way a bit longer.
Everyone says that when you get around my age (I'm about to turn 25) you become who you are always going to be. Like who you are just solidifies. I am spending alot of time alone working out just who I am, the whole relationship thing is very secondary to me right now. It is quite a healthy relationship though. She in an aspie and as it turns out there are many benefits to being with one.
She does love musicals though and I can hardly stand them so I have to watch a ton of musicals to please her, and she sings along with them no less. She is transparent though in a way few people are and has a good heart and is very kind, we are going on 5 months now.
>>4429806
How big is her dick?
>>4429814
idk but mine is bigger
>>4429806
>I'm about to turn 25
je3sus christ wat
are u sure
>>4429825
idk I thought I would look older by now but I don't. I'm not unhappy about it.
>>4429835
all this time ive been under the impression you were older, actually (no offense, take it as a compliment, if anything)
i guess [s4s] never fails to surprise
>>4429879
DO ME NEXT!!!
Do me next ;)
>>4429887
Fore!
>>4429888
TRIMBONE CHECKEN DEM TRIPZ
>>4429888
infinity sideways three times.
>>4429887
otherworldly wrists, my friend
Do I count?
>>4429731
your haircut is making america great again.. lookin good bby
>>4429806
That's really good to hear. I want one where she is normalish but you can tell she was a f*cking loser back in the day so she is kinda impressionable to the point it's retarded and turn her into a gamer gurl. Then as her social stagnation plays out I'll fool around with her friends. Then convince her to move in with me and quit her job all the while preparing to move out. Once she's a full blown neet and has only me to enable her neet ways I'll just leave one day and do it all over again.
I forgot what point I was trying to make but happy to hear that things are going super with your qt.
>>4430186
ty bb
>>4429694
>I still keep my eyes on you guys.
It's good to know you're still watching over us
>>4429806
>She is transparent though in a way few people are and has a good heart and is very kind
Sounds like a keeper. Good for you <3
>>4430361
Please be my GF
>>4430364
moose grosse never forgette
>>4430364
I'm married,
sorry.
>>4429959
Nice, epic. Have a special late-night issue on me :^y >>4430397
>>4430369
at least I've never fucked a cat
>>4430376
I have to go away from this thread now but I wanted you to know I love you
>>4430376
he dont gotta know our secret
>>4430414
>he
you'd be surprise
>>4430442
nice.............
>>4429426
hi Captain.
Ironic, or synchronicity that you post this now. I was thinking about Benjamin just the other day.
I'm in South FL and following the story of Tricia Williams Todd who went missing from Hobe Sound on 4/27/16.
She had a Live Journal that folks on web sleuths.com found; some cryptic messages, then, boom, she's vanished.
Anyway, I had checked for updates on Kekt periodically and , nothing.
Now, Tricia's family and friends, as well as the Martin County Sheriffs Office has a FB page and ginormous search effort.
Different situation but...
Never saw anything like that for Benjamin, who's a kid; wonder why.
Hope he's safe.
Glad your're well and as we said in the '60's, finding you'are self.
Haven't had the chance to check out Wheel of Time yet but will.
All in good time. :^)
