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Hi, I'm Dark Lord.
Ask me ama.
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>>4426713
why won't sparkle princess post pictures of their tiny baby hands?
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>>4426721
Because he doesn't want us knowing his ethnicity.
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>>4426713
ooooooooooh!
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>>4426713
I doubt you are really him but I really like this picture

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4426766
Thanks bb.
I really like those dubs.



Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4426766
hi poopgril
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>>4426713
post butte
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>>4426942
That's not a question.
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>>4426945
will u post ur butte?
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>>4426948
No.
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I am interested in knowing how to gain access to demon succubi
Would you happen to know how a mortal man could accomplish this

In return for your aid, I'm willing to offer you this rare footage of bipedal bear!
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>>4426952
post butte
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>>4426955
With dubs like those you can probably do anything
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>>4426955
No such thing.

Sorry.
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dude are you fucking retarded why would you put ask me ama?
that would mean you said "ask me ask me anything" retard
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>>4426980
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>>4426960
fine
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>>4426987
I am mildly retarded, yes.
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>>4426992
not a v good butte at all
sry 2 b mean but i have to tbh desu
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>>4427022
It's fine. I still get all the girls.

Nice dubs btw.
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>>4426980
I know you are lying
I have here a genuine photograph of a demon succubus, masquerading in this case as a mortal actress
If you won't tell me then I'll just find my own way, thanks for nothing!

Oh and don't you dare save that bipedal bear! You didn't earn it!
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>>4427034
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succ
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>>4427041
dumb animeposter
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>>4426766
whoa wew hi wew
>>4427040
HAH u fake
official outted as FAKE
FAKE dark lord and real DORK lard probly GAYER than u
u probly KEWLER than DORK lard
fucken shit head thinks he's all that
skypeing with my angelcake
well NOT for fucken long!
shes-a lose interest REAL quik
*snapping fingers*
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that faget probly dont even post gud
i post gud WE POST GUD
dark lord is dark cause he lives in the fucken shadows of better posters
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>>4427385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A5B8fXp0aU
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>>4427382
I just skyped with your angel cake.

How do you feel about that?
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>>4427382
I just skyped with your angel cake.

How do you feel about that?
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>>4427391
you're FAAAKE she DOUBTED you bro you're FAKE
bbl
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>>4427398
omg no it my dark lord *swoons*
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i cant find the neopets forum
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>>4427477
>77
dubs
nice
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>>4426713
If I post a picture but don't really ask a question will you still comment on the image I post, btw it's me :p
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>>4427499
dumb animeposter
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>>4427499
nice
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>>4427401
Don't do that
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>>4427508
>>4426941
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>>4427511
omg dubs
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>>4427511
Nice dubs, hi.

>>4426769
>I doubt you are really him but I really like this picture
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>>4427499
>99
Is that mari?
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>>4427477
laffed so frickin hard @ dis
>>4427519
my nica pie ;3
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>>4426769
is that lolo
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>>4428242
no
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>>4426713
You do realize that "ask me" makes "ama" redundant, right?
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>>4428255
>55
dubs
nice

Your new is showing.
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>>4428263
your FAKE is showing, FAAAAAAKE
QUIT PRETENDIN
the JIG'S UP
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>>4428263
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>>4426713
no i am dark lord
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>>4428267
What are you on about faggot
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>>4428274
Okay, you take over, I'm going to bed.

night night bb.
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>>4426952
>>4426980
>>4427031
>>4427040
>>4427396
>>4428263
you are berry disappoint dark lord. Make better answere.
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>>4428275
k WELL......
basicly, i have a insatiable love for poopgril
i think she fuken awsome and funny and adorbs
so one day, in a poopgril appreciation thread, she reveals that she SKYPES (probley showing BOBE and MORE) with a fellow called "DARK LORD". she confirmed that he browses this very board but also that he lives FAR away from her which means their fling is bound to fizzle out i reassure myself of this everynite b4bed now this fellow calling himself dark lord right now i assumed was fake, as does high-confidence-interval real poopgril (>>4426766). so he is ROLE playing to SPITE me (>>4427396) and i am simply making it clear that he is NOT the person in question for whom poopgril has a to-be-very-short-lived *few wooping coughs and a loogie hock* "THING" for.
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>>4428295
So what if he skypes with her? You make it seem as though you have a chance with her or something
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>>4428295
I don't like you
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>>4428308
wo SHU T UP DELET!!!!! he doesnt even rly skype with her! i refuse to believe! s-she was just-- she was trying to lay low by pretending she was skype with someone else. she even said she feels evil in that post. probly for lying like that just to get some attenetion off her. i dont believe it. i do not believe the skyping. she probly doesnt even skype. and a real dark lord has yet to make himself known. IM the real dark lord bistch its gna end up just anoether one of my nick names dont u forget it! I AM DARK lord !!!!!!
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>>4428311
f-FAAAAAAAUAUKE
FAAAAAAAEK
NAAAAAAUg
my fucking world crumble now u happy?
my FACKINg world crambaAAAL
at least i can always make more poop-gril o.c.
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>>4428295
*stares at you unnervingly* well it seems I have someone wishing against my own wishes, don't I? *twitch* I can't have you saying things like th-this and get away with it! What's next? I guess we are both are passive aggressive? Well not if I get aggressive-aggressive!
*mewl*
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>>4428327
whoa thank gosh
impostre trikkd me
u so tolerant u so kind
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>>4428295
*stares at you unnervingly* well it seems I have someone wishing against my own wishes, don't I? *twitch* I can't have you saying things like th-this and get away with it! What's next? I guess we are both are passive aggressive? Well not if I get aggressive-aggressive!
*mewl*
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>>4428312
She's not into you, she never will be. Get this thought out of your head before your mind is in too deep
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>>4428334
SHUT up , NOT true, SHUT up
poopgril pls dont confrim or deny let me just ...
LIVE this beautiful moment
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>>4428333
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>>4428334
Are you the real dork lad?
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>>4428327
show ur boob
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>>4428327
show ur boob
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Hay wat go on dis thred
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>>4426713
Are you you'are cancer?
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAI9lj-DIxc

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4428360
That song sucks.

Play some real nigga shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2K8O-78Tw0
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Can angels even know suffering?
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>>4428366 {dubs}
new theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkEg-0UBgI4
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AY IM TRIMBONE
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>>4428340
poopgril is on skype, showing & fingering bagina & saying how much she only loves dark lord
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>>4428377
d-----just delt. pls delt
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>>4428377
dubs confirm
cade is a cuckold.
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>>4428392
delt
delt
delt
delt
delt
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>>4428398
u qeep usin that word
i do not thinq u kno wat it mean
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>>4428407
it mean ur girl is screwin another man an u let it happen cause u a weak pusc
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>>4428446
NO NO NO BEAT IT LEAVE THIS PLACE LEAVE THIS THREAD
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>>4428451
post hands
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>>4428464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD8H60ScDeY
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>>4428464
aw yee? :')
aw u wna see famouse sparlek hand?
awwwwa aww wew i get rush from dat
i tolt u it normel white hand
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>>4428467
nigger
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>>4428464
Not that scaryposter, but my hande ;^)

Pls rebspomd these are hamd fore slappin da base and da butte
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>>4426713
Will you have sex with me pls? I can suck cock pretty well.
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>>4428464
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>>4428958
>>4428464
>>4428847
Dumb handposters.
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>>4428958
I don't know what kind of messages you're trying to send with those tabs you probably made just for the picture. I don't want to know
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>>4428965
post hands
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>>4428976
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>>4428982
NO!
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>>4428982
>>4428958
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>>4429002
y not bby errybodys doin it
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>>4426713
are mermaids ariel?


Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4429066
One mermaid is Ariel.
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in this ITT:
newfriends don't know it's {s4s} tradition to be doubly redundant.
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>>4429069
I'M TRIMBONE
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>>4428847
This is a boy hand.
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>>4426713
I have 4 katanas, 30 fedoras, 7 waifu-pillows (asuka,madoka,misaka,kirino,hatsune miku and kagome) 4 reddit accounts for SRS,bernieforpresident,athiesm and reddit gold membership to access the subreddit gold. I have a ps4,ps3,ps2,an xbox and 360 bur I fucking hate n64(cheap graphics and shitty games). And I love mass effect 3 's ending, never knew why it was shitty. I have a strong dislike for PC when ps4 is far superior, I also don't eat meat(proud vegan!) and also a proud 3rd wave feminist fighting the patriarchy for women. I was born in July and my zodiac is cancer so watch out! I'm a pincher! I'm a demisexual nonbinary male and proud of it!
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>>4426713
Will you be my boyfriend?
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>>4429144
Yes I will be everybody's boyfriend but only because you got dubs!
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>>4428976
aww do not worrey *pets ur wild crazy matted hair* ill tell u real quik. that guy likes to use my writing schtao (style) to make creepy threads about that damn foxe. in an attempt to remain "in-canon" so to speak, he added trademark elements of my posterhood (loving u, not loving dark lord very much) to flesh out the memetic context. he posted this when ppl were asking for MY hands, NOT his, so he essentially HIJACKED the response to make me look... erm... weirder. that is all lof u
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>>4429156
post hands
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I'm in love with Poopgirl and I don't care who knows it!
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>>4429156
Post your hands.
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>>4429156
Back the fuck up off my kool-aid.
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>>4426713
DO you sing along with song, this is important
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>>4429168
Which song?
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>>4429172
oh not a specific one just any song
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>>4429184
Yes, I enjoy singing and rapping along with songs.

I also use my hands to drum along with the music on whatever surface may be handy at the time, like my steering wheel or my desktop.
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>>4429195
It's fun to do singing
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>>4429195
WHO DOESNT!
it do not matter you are a FAKE!
you're a PHONY!
this whole thread is a SHAM and you know it!
i do the same thing bro i probly stay more in-key than u!
i rememebr all the lyrics to rap you probly forget them!
yo, -- spiritual lyrical individual
haha nah just kidding but i do, i remember em all
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>>4429204
vocaroo something for us.
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>>4429204
post hands
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>>4429212
>>4429214
wew doppel tingel
ye? heh... ye? u want me poste?
it is more fun to revel in u wanting it than to actually do it, unforts.
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>>4426713
What is 1+1?
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>>4429119
>bernieforpresident
Nice try. 3rd wave feminists don't like Bernie because he's a white male.
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>>4429216
post hands
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>>4429217
Jello.
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>>4429225
when i think of a thing to be holding, mayby
also like i said if lolo starts wantsing-a see them

wantsing-a. lol. i am geniouse mener
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>>4429167
>>4429172
>>4429195
Oh hey you're back.

Can I sell you my soul and in return be used as a demon cumdump for all eternity?
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>>4429234
You are probably a teenage girl and that's why you don't want to post your hands. There's really no logical reason you wouldn't unless it revealed something about you that completely contradicted the persona you've haphazardly constructed for yourself on this site. But anyway, post hands
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>>4428847
i wrote a thing about ppl with nails like urs
but i dont feel like offending on that level atm
lets just say i have a less than stellar opinion of them
>>4429245
there plentey reasone.
have u seen what ppl did to the fake pic of me?
i dont need ppl messing with my hands in their photo editing programs of choise!
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>>4429250
But you love the attention so it doesn't make any sense for you to refuse this kind of request
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>>4429241
Yes, absolutely.
Now post you're lewds.

>>4429245
I really doubt he's a teenage girl. He's most likely just a dark-skinned negro.
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>>4429265
Just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks tbh
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ITT dicks everywhere
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wat wood a wite persen have that othr ppl dont have
ill post dat
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>>4429278
omg lol i love that le epic shibe dogie maymay!!! :DDDDD
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>>4429283
post hands
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>>4429283
White skin.
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>>4429286
this but unironically
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>>4429304
Hey, what're you tryin' to say
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>>4429309
>>4429315
such doge
very wow
much repete
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>>4429315
getting sick of your antics, paid doge shill
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>>4429315
getting sick of your antics, paid doge shill
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This thread sure is wacky
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM
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>>4429315
lol png
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>>4429323
WACKY TOBACKY!


WAVY GRAVY
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>>4429351
Ay u got tha dank?
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>>4429323
WACKY TOBACKY!


WAVY GRAVY
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>>4429356
yo hook a brotha up
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>>4429325
no joke steven seagal is my hero.
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>>4429360
He will snatch every motherfucker birthday
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>>4429360
He will snatch every motherfucker birthday
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>>4429365
That's exactly what I think about it
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>>4429360
He wiII snatch every motherfucker birthday
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>>4429379
Agreed dude
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>>4429360
He will snatch every motherfucker birthday
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>>4429391
Precisely
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>>4429250
I know you have, you dumb rudeposter. [s4s] is not for people like you.

I would like to lead you in the proper direction, and your containment boards.
>>>/b/ , >>>/pol/ , or >>>/v/

Take your pick, thank you and leave our nice board where all people should be allowed to post their hands without fear of being berated by rudeposters.
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>>4429788
>88
post hands
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>>4429793
post hands
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>>4429788
Dumb animeposter >>>/a/
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>>4429829
But this board is [a/jp] silly
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gemming this bomp
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bobe
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quunchy
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oooh no u dont
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>>4429831
Retard
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Holy cr*p! This thread is still up.
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>>4432431
u betcha
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>>4432431
did u see lolo
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>>4432943
I did.
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