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haha wew lad
k
>>4421189
good sticky
Birds are not that important.
>>4421189
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
EVERYONE SCREENCAP!!!! THIS IS A HISTORIC EVENT
I HAVE GOTTEN A FIRST I HAVE GOTTEN A FIRST *WAILS ABOUT IRONICALLY* *SHOUTS UNIRONICALLY AT TOP OF LUNGS* I HAVE GOTTEN A THIRST!!!!!!!
BIRB POSTING IS BEEN STICKIED
IT TRULY IS THE END DAYS
(also check em)
banti
>>4421422
good double
>>4421189
You're not the real John Matrix
Why sticky if the post isnt even dubs?
>>4421189
Again the mods with their bird agenda. How much are the bird lobbyists paying you?
>>4421452
Because birds are very important
>>4421478
BAVI
>>4421476
bird fucking dies
>>4421509
rude
>>4421452
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>>4421189
& are also very important
>>4421189
nice finch
>wet
johnny boy where have you been ?
pic related;
my baby rooster, Chicken Joe
>>4421189
B A N T I
A
N
T
I
unimportant sticky
mods pls delet
op isn't even dubs, why sticky?
>>4421652
who is this pseudo-pseudo mia wallace
not sure if I like
this is v ironci as tht bird wuld NOT b v sticky fter a wash like that
toasting in ebin stinky
postin in le stick
>>4421189
washy birdy wishy
God
Family
Bird gang
this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
lovely.
Lovely!
Why didn't anyone call me?
>>4421900
*calls you*
hellooooo?
you got dubs, nice :^)
>>4421189
john matrix, space marine
discovering his world is all a simulation, one man.... one marine... goes his quest... alone... to defeat the space aliens
he's... john matrix, space marine
Birdy hop
he do
he hop along
R.I.P in peace Syd
>>4421936
John Matrix waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were memes in [s4s]. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Mot were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a funposter for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the chans and he said to dad "I want to post on the chans, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE MEMED BY SWAGLORD!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the [s4s] board of the fourchan he knew there were memes.
"This is Mot," the radio crackered. "You must sage the memes!"
So John gotted his OC and saged all over the wall.
"HE GOING TO MEME US," said the posters!
"I will b& at him," said the moderator and he fired the banhammer. John saged at him and tried to reset his IP. But then the server crashed and they were trapped and not able to post.
"No! I must sage the memes," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the memes."
And then, John was a Sticky.
>>4422085
upboating this ebin post
guy shelp i cant see it
LOOK AT MY NEW MEME
ITS DUSTONS CHECKS IN
YOULL BE SEEIN IT A LOT NOW
WHENEVER U SEE DUNSTON REPLY TO THE POST WITH
WATABOIIII
>>4422148
> tfw ubuntu won't display nonfree emojews
worst sticky ever
swaglord is a fucking faggot
he needs to be fired
>>4421799
>>4421811
checking unchecked dubs
>>4422099
no one checked these either!
>>4421189
WHAT IN THE HERCK IS GOING ON???
tosle
birds are very important
>>4422517
This is very much correct.
>>4422148
please respond haha i want to know haha
>>4422517
jason
>>4422544
>>4422553
Uhhhhh lol , the curse won't take effect on you unless you **share** the meme.
>>4421189
Hello John
Great thread, no I mean it.
>>4421893
is swaglord the last good tripmod fag? Now that moot I'd gone and gook moot never posts, swaglord really is the last megalomaniac mod that uses his name for memes
>>4422624
bye loser
Wow
What the hell? Why the fuck would you make this thread? For what purpose could it possibly exist to serve? Was there honestly any reason to start this? Could you really not have gone your whole life without starting this? I really don't see any reason for it to exist. It's like' "hey, let's start a stupid fucking thread that serves no fucking purpose!" Do you enjoy this? Is this your twisted way of having fun? Are you enjoying yourself? Why would you do this? And why the fuck have so many people replied to this shitty thread? Who would subjugate themselves to such self-loathing? Is there any reason? Do they get off on it? Why? Who does that? You guys are a bunch of disgusting freaks. I don't even know why i come here anymore.
>>4422148
>is naruto real
>9 gag
you just left me speechless
>>4422838
lmoa you got hit by the tricky hook meme :DD
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN MONTHS AND I COME BACK TO ONE OF THE BEST STICKIES OF ALL TIME OH JESUS OH THANK YOU GOD, I FUCKING LOVE YOU
birb
>>4422997
burb
>>4423133
durb
>>4421189
Scanning thread: Initiated - System Engaged
===================
OP status: Namefag("John_Matrix");
IMG status: ANIMAL - SFW
GET: N/A
Fortune: N/A
===================
Result: . . . . Failure
Thread Deletion: Favorable
>>4421189
OMG. John! You got a third image!
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4421433
Double
>>4421660
It's pseudo flo-dron also pseudo reverse image search
>>4421189
I have 4 katanas, 30 fedoras, 7 waifu-pillows (asuka,madoka,misaka,kirino,hatsune miku and kagome) 4 reddit accounts for SRS,bernieforpresident,athiesm and reddit gold membership to access the subreddit gold. I have a ps4,ps3,ps2,an xbox and 360 bur I fucking hate n64(cheap graphics and shitty games). And I love mass effect 3 's ending, never knew why it was shitty. I have a strong dislike for PC when ps4 is far superior, I also don't eat meat(proud vegan!) and also a proud 3rd wave feminist fighting the patriarchy for women. I was born in July and my zodiac is cancer so watch out! I'm a pincher! I'm a demisexual nonbinary male and proud of it!
Isn't John Matrix missing?
>>4421195best maymay
>>4421189
birds are very important
└i中└i中└i中└i中└i中└i中└i中└i中
Is this loss?
>>4423622
>dubs
John is always in our hearts, friend.
Kind regards,
Anonymous
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LUÍS XVI DOS BROTHERS SE VOCÊ NÃO MANDAR ESSE MONARCA ABSOLUTO PRA 5 BROTHER VOCÊ NÃO É UM BROTHER E VAI PRA BASTILHA
>>4422148
You didn't lost anything bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVEqYhEuF0w
Get me to 57 subs and ill beat up a cripple
>>4424250
thanks
>>4421189
Huh?
You guys should watch EMH, Tribe Twelve, and Marbel Hornets if you want to get SPOOKED!
DETELE THIS!!!
>>4424250
ty :)
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
lol
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Birds are not very important!
>>4425218
うき?
wait how do you post emoji? I tried but it shows blank :(
The shitpost is strong in this one
>>4421189
this is what it looks like on my phone.
>>4425254
mods are fags and don't let us post them basically
I gotta tell you guys a confession
there was a bug on my computer screen so I tried to push it away with my hand
but I accidentally squished it
;_;
forgive me please
>>4425418
reported
Bird
>>4425526
Burd
>>4421189
Birdie pie
>>4421189
Woah
>>4425418
Thats epic
>>4425533
Rpicer
>>4425536
Desuuu
>>4425537
Desuuuu~
>>4425542
When i say desu u say ne desu
>>4425547
Desu
>>4425549
Desu
>>4425553
Desu
>>4425610
useD
>>4421189
hahaha wow lol delete this lmao
>>4421189
>no
>>4425310
WOWIE
>>4425218
Check that again
a birdie lol
memes
>>4426665
best post i have ever read on [s4s]
:>
>>4426673
Poop in loo! XD
>>4427043
worst post i have ever read on [s4s]
>>4427046
B-But designated...
>>4427061
No, that's a bad memer.
Mind of destructive taste
I choose... to stroll amongst the waste
That was your heart
Lost in the dark
Call off the chase
Walls of thought, strong and high
As my castle crumbles with time...
I think of you
Oh, yes I do
If birds are very importants
what are birbs ?
>>4422838
who are yu quoting?
>>4427298
H O W
O
W
>>4427334
dumb animeposter
Listen dude, the web is my home. It's where I hack. I started off trolling on /b/ then slowly worked my way up the blackhat cyber ladder. I have goons all around the globe. Not even Norton can stop me. You've got McAfee? That's hilarious. I've got a Trojan horse web-crack client device that has ended more cyber lives than club penguin profanity filters.
If you care about your cyber health, you'd think twice before stepping into my circuit board, doofus. You've been hacked.
>>4421189
BAVI
A V
V A
IVAB
>>4421189
really wet flapper
Here come dat bird boi!
today's GET: >>>/pol/74333333
clown
piece
awoo~ :^)
>>4424101
>>4423622
yea , this , though
what happent to john matrix
it look like a special sum1 is remembering him
what with the forbidden emojis showing up and all
i'll never forget
an exact year and a half after s4s started existing
he just DISAPPEARED off the face of the board
i wonder how deep that rabbit hole really goes.......
>>4421189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wZJ4KgkEDa
Memes are great and all, but now every fucking kid under 11 has an iPhone and can just pick a fucking picture, put some caption on that shit and call it a meme! .......that's not a meme bitch. It's a picture with caption that happened to be relevant in your small ass excuse of a brain... I kid you not I got the weirdest looks in high school because I knew what memes were before Facebook even was invented!!!! Ppl were like, " what are 'MEE-MEES' and I'm like, 'memes, you fuck'. Nobody ever got that shit 'cept my homies who were there with me. From here on out, if I repost something that is not a legit meme, I will CALL IT OUT. Fuck 10 year old with iPhones man. And fuck fake, or whatever you call memes these days.
>>4428635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ITnAYfuDx
>>4421189
mommy i built a time machine
>>4421189
B A V I
A V
V A
I V A B
TP3
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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this makes no sense
Your fortune: Bad Luck
wow
>>4429147
okay whatthe h*ck mods i was simply going to post some 'funny' emojis like you did and im not allowed. fricking heck im gonna flip!!!
>>4429154
post hands
>>4429098
Newfags Can't Triforce
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