I'm going to be trying stand-up comedy soon. I figure since [s4s] is the most hilarious 4chan board I thought I'd come and ask you for some advice on how to be funny. So guys, how do you do it?
>>4349289
kill yourself on stage
that'd be hilarious
>>4349289
don't forget to laugh if ur joke is funny, otherwise the ppl won't know
>>4349294
ayy
captcha: LeHigh 62
>>4349296
I wouldn't tell a joke if I didn't think it was funny. Most comedians that aren't laughing on stage aren't saying very funny things.
>>4349294
that's rude
>>4349294
This. Also remember to shoutout to /b/ and [s4s]
>>4349333
Dude woah bro sweet radical
>>4349344
epic dubs dude
>>4349294
>>>/b/
Two mexicans walk into america, the joke is on US people!
>>4349455
Good dubs
Good nationalism
I'm kidding
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>4349466
Haha I thought I was supposed to be the funny guy! Nice dubs too pal.
>>4349289
Look for a pair of people in the audience and tell them "nice dubs"
I do this all the time (not on stage, but still) and it works wonders tbh
>>4349289
is this LoLo
>>4349289
Just say " oh hey looooook at me take a listen, I'm funny comedy lad knok knok bana"
Explain getting dubs to them, they'll laugh so much. : ^ )
a stand up comedy would be very funny if you literally fell down all the time while on the stage. then at the end you can say "lol i was trying to be a stand up comedian but it didnt work" or something and then it will be like a visual gag because you actually fell down (a lot)
i would pay to see that becuse it would be extremely hilarious and also you do not get to see someone falling down on purpose more than once typically.
>>4349560
I will do this stupid meme shit, but only because I think it is brilliant.
>>4349289
mkultra mind-control thread detected
