STOP IGNORING ME!
I AM HERE
HERE I AM
AM I HERE?
YES
I AM HERE!
I AM HERE!!
I AM HERE!!!
>>4316650
no ur not
>>4316650
alright guy, calm down
>>4316656
Spiderman butt??
>>4316667
yes this is butt
>>4316650
hello Anonymous
>>4316800
Hello doubles!
>>4316800
Hello Dubs. I acknowledge ye.
>>4316805
>>4316828
I was hoping for some conversation. I just need to cash my welfare check. How much per hour?
>>4316837
dumb frogposter
“My application's not bought,' I am telling them, calling into the darkness of the red cave that opens out before closed eyes. 'I am not just a boy who plays tennis. I have an intricate history. Experiences and feelings. I'm complex.
'I read,' I say. 'I study and read. I bet I've read everything you've read. Don't think I haven't. I consume libraries. I wear out spines and ROM-drives. I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it." My instincts concerning syntax and mechanics are better than your own, I can tell, with due respect. But it transcends the mechanics. I'm not a machine. I feel and believe. I have opinions. Some of them are interesting. I could, if you'd let me, talk and talk. Let's talk about anything. I believe the influence of Kierkegaard on Camus is underestimated. I believe Dennis Gabor may very well have been the Antichrist. I believe Hobbes is just Rousseau in a dark mirror. I believe, with Hegel, that transcendence is absorption. I could interface you guys right under the table,' I say. 'I'm not just a creatus, manufactured, conditioned, bred for a function.'
I open my eyes. 'Please don't think I don't care.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
>>4316852
I can be a very mean very bad frog. Don't test me. This seemed like a good place since I got doubles and OP seemed desperate to talk to somebody, but I guess I was wrong.
>>4316860
le fuck you
existence acknowledged lel
>>4316903
I know where you live. My dad works for NASA. Don't post in this thread again if you appreciate your life.
>>4316910
*farts*
>>4316857
Wow that was beautiful.
>>4316933
Don't fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
>>4316952
He was a great writer tbh
back in the high life again
>>4316650
You do not exist, OP.
You are merely programmed to think you do.
In amusing me, you have fulfilled your function.
Thank you for your service. You will be allowed to continue your program to its end. Please enjoy.
>>4316957
tbh tbqh
>>4318177
checking these good twosames lele
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLU56jBSlcHw8-ol9Hi4lJ0GR0tU6EOf2a¶ms=OAFIAVgR&v=xiWteiNxiSQ&mode=NORMAL
