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i enjoy soup
>>4287016
u siqq fuqq
>>4287021
fuq u bith i amm betar at falout dan u ill ever b
>>4287028
u mite be a better playa butt with your eating habits ull neber be a decent piece of shit
>>4287029
M8 u r fat piece a shiit i u don lik suop den i don lik vegtables so u r fat pice a shatt widh etin habbits
>>4287033
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4287033
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>4287036
thnk b
>>4287038
>You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards
>>4287042
>>4287053
What the poop did you just pooping say about me, you silly roodie? I’ll have you know I was pooped out on top of my class by the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret buttpirating events on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed defecations. I am pottytrained with a gorilla, and I’m the top approver in the entire [s4s] funposting forces. You are nothing to me but just another meanie. I will wipe your poopy twink butt with precision and gentleness, so that when I’m done, you won’t ever get buttmad again, mark my pooping words. You think you can get away with saying triggering words to me over the Internet? Think again, pooper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fecal Youth members across the whole thing and your inner beauty is totally gonna be brought out for all to see, so you better prepare for the compliments, bae. The compliments that wipe that terrible makeup of that pretty little thing you call your face. You’re drop dead gorgeous, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can approve of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my panties on. Not only am I extensively astonished by your unforgettable charm, but I have a feeling you would absolutely slay it wearing that one set of jewelry that I once bought and then never wore because there really was no occasion. If only you could have known how underapproved you would seem making that comment, maybe you would have saved us both your outrageous rudeness. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now there’s a certain acidity in the air, you precious fool. I will poop love and admiration all over you and you will learn how to swim in it. You’re beautiful, kiddo.
>>4287054
>>4287056
>*raises paw*
uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
>*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
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POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee...reddit! reddit the bacon!
>>4287057
>What the poop did you just pooping say about me, you silly roodie? I’ll have you know I was pooped out on top of my class by the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret buttpirating events on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed defecations. I am pottytrained with a gorilla, and I’m the top approver in the entire [s4s] funposting forces. You are nothing to me but just another meanie. I will wipe your poopy twink butt with precision and gentleness, so that when I’m done, you won’t ever get buttmad again, mark my pooping words. You think you can get away with saying triggering words to me over the Internet? Think again, pooper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fecal Youth members across the whole thing and your inner beauty is totally gonna be brought out for all to see, so you better prepare for the compliments, bae. The compliments that wipe that terrible makeup of that pretty little thing you call your face. You’re drop dead gorgeous, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can approve of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my panties on. Not only am I extensively astonished by your unforgettable charm, but I have a feeling you would absolutely slay it wearing that one set of jewelry that I once bought and then never wore because there really was no occasion. If only you could have known how underapproved you would seem making that comment, maybe you would have saved us both your outrageous rudeness. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now there’s a certain acidity in the air, you precious fool. I will poop love and admiration all over you and you will learn how to swim in it. You’re beautiful, kiddo.
>>4287067
fRoM ChIlDhOoD’S HoUr i hAvE NoT BeEn
aS OtHeRs wErE—I HaVe nOt sEeN
As oThErS SaW—I CoUlD NoT BrInG
My pAsSiOnS FrOm a cOmMoN SpRiNg—
FrOm tHe sAmE SoUrCe i hAvE NoT TaKeN
My sOrRoW—I CoUlD NoT AwAkEn
mY HeArT To jOy aT ThE SaMe tOnE—
aNd aLl i lOv’d—i lOv’d aLoNe—
ThEn—iN My cHiLdHoOd—iN ThE DaWn
oF A MoSt sToRmY LiFe—wAs dRaWn
fRoM Ev’rY DePtH Of gOoD AnD IlL
ThE MyStErY WhIcH BiNdS Me sTiLl—
FrOm tHe tOrReNt, Or tHe fOuNtAiN—
fRoM ThE ReD ClIfF Of tHe mOuNtAiN—
fRoM ThE SuN ThAt ’RoUnD Me rOlL’D
In iTs aUtUmN TiNt oF GoLd—
FrOm tHe lIgHtNiNg iN ThE SkY
As iT PaSs’d mE FlYiNg bY—
fRoM ThE ThUnDeR, aNd tHe sToRm—
AnD ThE ClOuD ThAt tOoK ThE FoRm
(WhEn tHe rEsT Of hEaVeN WaS BlUe)
Of a dEmOn iN My vIeW—
>>4287082
>>4287094
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>>4287016
>i enjoy soup
>>4287117
>>4287016
>soup
U pleb, don you know salad is superior foud?
>>4287332
this negro knows his fodder
>>4287118
nice see someone use OC
>>4287337
:^>>>
Is soup Vaporwave?
>>4287343
ur mom a vaporgrave
>>4287348
Are you Vaporwave?
>>4287351
i am now
>>4287358
That's a nice AESTHETIC
>>4287364
pyrofag detected
