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2016-03-29 21:52:29 Post No. 4285307
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2016-03-29 21:52:29
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I just did the most cancerous shit in my whole life
>I sat down to shit. I had a book with me. I could feel an erruption coming on. My butt cheeks were swelling and the hairs around my asshole were vibrating. I couldn't believe the massacre that was to ensue.
>when I shat, it was explosive, corrosive shit. I felt like it would leak from every orifice of my body. I screamed, my book dropped out of my hands. When I looked down, past my shrunken penis, I was shocked. My shit looked like it had come from a septic tank. Like my body was a septic tank, and my asshole was the crack in the wall that just let loose.
>But it was green. Who the fuck shits green? I wiped my asshole with a sponge. Regular toilet rolls would not help me now. I threw the shit covered sponges in a bucket, and went to wash my hands. When I looked in the mirror, I felt my stomach drop.
>I was looking back at myself, but I was Pepe.
