please stay hydrated, friends
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>>4283145
is this poopboi's gf???
>>4283148
Is Muttlehs waifu
>>4283145
Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony.
>>4283166
it really bugs me you say that because it really is a happy experience to have a nice glass of water after a night of drinking, plus I'm still in my comedic throes of justwokeupdumb so I'll amuse myself with reddit-tier jokes like "WATER IS MY FAVORITE MINERAL" and laugh like a retard then go back to bed.
Do you like Hendrix/
>>4283160
fug
my penis cri