there is a large brown lump growing inside of my anus
i know its brown because i inserted my young daughters iphone 6 into my asshole
and i know its large because my custom made vibrator wont fit anymore
>>4261208
this is fucked up
you're right. go to the hospital to make that surgery URGENTLY
funny pic lol jew anus nigger fuck spork
le bork bork le sporke
le bumbum ass fuck with the phone lala who ever did that..... fucking weird and F*CKED up and no good...... WOW
WITH THE! PHONE! HOLY MOLY!
and a dildo too just WOW....................................................... and a parent too
W O W!!!
>>4261215
ass
I could not resist. all I saw was coffee...Perhaps I have a problem.
>>4261346
a daring synthesis
>>4261208
shoot i hope it's just dried blood or something from a particularly gnarly hemorrhoid.
get well soon friende
cut it off