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>>4254162
fuck you dad
>>4254305
:-(
>>4254162
This got me alot of karma
>>4254162
This is a conversation between Nappa and yourself, Obese majin.
Obese majin: Ehm
Obese majin: FEED ME
Nappa: Hey, have you seen Vegeta?
Obese majin: No
Nappa: I need to tell him all about my day out shopping.
Obese majin: EHH
Obese majin: ACK
Obese majin: *rolls over*
Nappa: It looks like you need to join my exercise group!
Obese majin: NOOOOOOO
Obese majin: *screeches as eating chocolate in the shape of a sayan*
Nappa: Come on, it'll be fun.
Nappa: Wait a second...
Nappa: VEGETA NO!
Nappa: *punches you*
Obese majin: *you silently hear vegeta screaming*
Obese majin: *the punch just wiggles the fat*
Nappa: Vegeta and I were supposed to go to ballet class you monster!
Obese majin: HUMPH
Nappa: *goes super saiyan*
Nappa: *grows a massive beard*
Obese majin: *tries to stand up from weight*
Obese majin: MUURPPHHH
Obese majin: *
Nappa: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE
Nappa: GUM GUM PISTOL!
Obese majin: *has heart attack*
Nappa: ... Oh.
Nappa: Well, at least we had fun getting here. Right Vegeta?
Obese majin: *the chocolate head was bitten off*
Obese majin: *it starts to slowly bleed*
Nappa: *picks up the rest of it* Come on Vegeta, I'll bring you to a healing pod, and while I go gather the dragon balls to bring you back, you can listen to my rap album!
Obese majin: "NOOOOOOOOO"
Obese majin: "DAMIT NAPPA! NOW IM A GHOST"
Nappa: Ooh, scary. *puts a terrible cover of various Eminem songs on loop, then leaves to go gather the dragon balls*
Obese majin: "AHHHHHHHH"
>>4254305
why you little ****
