doggo
new maym
>>4248514
good meme
bumping this meme
doggo goes fats
>>4248535
this doggo looks like he sees something yummy
doggocowe
>>4248514
hey, I did help start a meme.
My mattering meter is high
>>4248553
kill ur self
>>4248554
I tried, but I matter too much, so I never succeeded
>>4248555
Do talk to me or my son ever again.
1999 Toyota Tacoma
>Regular Cab
>2.4L 4-cylinder engine
>Manual 5-speed
>>4248554
>>4248558
Don't*
woops haha XDDD
the doggo is aggressive and will give you a bite
the doggos are having a seuxal
>>4248566
that man looks scare
>>4248568
my face when
doggo has nice butte
POW!
>>4248571
ITS NOSE LOOKS FUCKING BROKEN
>>4248579
if you make fun of it's nose the doggo will give you a bite
>>4248578
>>4248583
I love you guys
IT ACTUALLY HAS HOOVES
>>4248566
realizing that this one looks like someone tried to rip its head off and gave up halfway through.
Alright, that's enough from me. Have fun dogposting
uh oh...
what is this man doing with these doggos
>>4248590
he would like to give them the bad touch
>>4248592
poor puppers
>>4248592
spooked
>>4248595
thunder also gives doggo a spook
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>>4248623
>how to enjoy carting with your dog
Maybe it's a regional thing but I'm pretty sure it's called roller skating
>>4248631
poor pupper he is being given the bad touch
>>4248628
that's what I thought, but then they showed me this and I got too scared to continue that particular pattern
>>4248635
They are doing many bad things to pupper I don't want to know
"Never growl back at it or stare right at it!"
these guys must have weak voices. You can scare the fuck out of a violent dog just by belting out with a growl or a scream.
I've done it tons; true story. It has to be a certain kind though. As in, you let go and let the most guttural, violent vocalization you've ever made rattle from your diaphragm. Works on people too, you know.Adventures of sarah
this man will get a bite if he's not careful
it's important to comfort the subject as you break their spine like a piece of dry pasta
the man on the left is wary, but he's not sure he wants to say anything
>>4248643
Yeah my dog nips a lot, just in a playful puppyish way not even close to being painful or dangerous, but still annoying. The only way to stop him is to yell at him. I don't really like to do it because I don't really think that's a great way of training a dog, but you have to. You can hold him down dog whisperer style for ten minutes and as soon as you let him go he'll nip at you again. If you yell though he stops right away.
Also you should be staring at a dog when you're trying to make it do something it'll enforce your dominance.
I don't think wikihow knows very much about dogs tbh.
>>4248651
He thinks the vet is a little too enthusiastic to see his doggo
>>4248653
I posted not long ago in a thread where a guy was strongly opposing a guy memeing about awoo abuse or something.
I said, quote
"being attacked by dogs is fun. Try it some time, multiple times when you're just trying to live life normally. Get visible scars from their jaws ripping at your flesh and behold your new opinion of awoos"
So it's evident that I used to have to deal with feral dogs a lot. It's not very fun.
My voice is fucked up from having to make those "I'm going to kill you" vocals I mentioned earlier so much just to keep a threatening dog from escalating to fighting, in which case, you'd sometimes have to kill it or beat it severely, and those aren't easy to do in any way
>>4248649
me at the right
this literally looks like pepe
>>4248514
tesding
>>/rules/global/2
fugg xD
I feel this way sometimes
>>4248663
the cage is open but still doggo will not leave
the cage is his home
what is outside the cage?
just a larger cage?
doggo thinks to himself "no thanks"
satana satana
>>4248666
you're trips please evil science man
>>4248667
a true friend.
Hey, so you used to be that poopboi guy, right?
Or are you somebody completely different.
Also, don't reveal the image if you dislike gore, since you're pretty cool
>>4248561
STFU
>>4248669
Nah I'm a different guy. I'm actually fairly new to [s4s]
Thanks for the warning
Gore doesn't bother me, but doesn't interest me like it used to. I used to be bothered when it was posted here, but I saw you explain why you post it in a thread and that made me not mind it.
I have to get to sleep, it's approaching 4 here which is my usual bedtime. Goodnight sarah, It's been nice memeing doggos with you.
doggo should be a sticky
just sayin'
:woof:
>>4248676
I made a few posts prior to this, trying to pinpoint some posts that you could've been referencing, but I knew which one it was from the beginning. I deleted them upon realizing that I should learn to be grateful for people like you and stop being so inquisitive. It's just because I don't get to interact with people who imply caring very often.
So instead, I'll just settle for this.
Goodnight, and I love you in the most platonic way I can manage.
I hope you sleep very well.
Thanks for understanding.
>>4248643
Hahahahaha
You fucking ratard, have you ever try ti scare a heavy hunting dog? A cousin of mine had legal problem becouse his dog, (argetine mastín) killed a trespasser, those things kill 250 kg wild pigs you are a cookie for them
>>4248714
I can't say that medium sized, hungry stray and feral dogs that roamed my hometown have ever compared to gigantic breeds, bred and trained to kill, no. Nowhere did I say or imply that either
>>4248715
continuing, however, I have to say that I do have a great amount of respect for dogs in general, especially the type that you mention. I don't overestimate my ability to fight or kill any decently sized canine, but I can say that I've done both. I've not only taken dogs before, but bear, albeit, the latter was done with a respectable variety of larger bore firearms
>>4248691
That's a top post share it Sarah
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4248726
Fight an Argentine matin?? Barehanded?? How adorable...
Thisis nice pupper
>>4248750
didn't say I could
>>4248732
maybe
another vote for the sticky
>>4248555
>>4248566
>>4248622
>>4248644
>>4248666
pretty good thread imo
>>4249199
missed this one
>>4249806
perfect
>>4248714
>>4248750
hey, I finally got to looking up that dog you speak of
Warning: My dumb, edgy life ahead
I actually have killed two of those, if I recall. Once with a large belt mounted knife and the other with a trail gun. First was recent, about 4 years ago, just before I moved to a better state. Basically, I had been walking to a government building with my father in an attempt to see if his past felonies would still merit firearm denial, I believe it was, and I'll let you work out the rest.
That story has sort of a funny part, as in the end, we had a talk and I decided not to go in with him with blood now staining my chest and face.
The second one, basically, I was driving back into town from getting lottery tickets at state line, which is just something I liked to do back then; never expected any winnings. And when I was on the outskirts of town, right where my shitty, rundown home was at the time, it came from nowhere and jumped against the door, which scared the hell out of me. Decided I didn't feel like waiting for an animal to get bored while I was sitting in a hot vehicle, so I just reached into the back seat and got the gun I usually use for coyotes, which is just a sidexside 12 that I sawed off after getting all the tax stamps and shit so that it could be carried easier. I didn't have any hearing protection either, so I just covered my left ear with one hand and shot with the other while attempting to sort of lean my right ear against my shoulder. Now my left ear is saved from ringing more than the right does, but they both still do, so whatever. Live and learn. Left the dog to be eaten by birds and whatever else.
Anyways, turns out I'm cooler than I thought. More American than I thought, too.
But in all seriousness, even with that realization, the fact still stands that all the dogs I've faced in violent situations when I was younger have been starving and vicious, yet untrained, so it still stands as no real testament to my ability to handle myself
>>4249994
off by 5in case it will be asked, no, the dog didn't belong to anyone in the area
GET
>>4250000
nice quads pupper
>>4248568
haha friend thanks for that sexual felt good
now time for puppers
>>4250080
lewd..
>>4250095
I want that lighter more than I want this one
doggo forgets leg day
>>4250100
Nice dubs, friend :^)))
Remember not to have relations with doggo
>>4250104
the look in that woman's eyes is one of immeasurable emotional agony
bumping this doggo thread
>>4251399
nice dubs pupper
>>4251399
it's a nice thread, relatively speaking. All we have to look at otherwise would be 1999 Toyota Tacoma, Spiderman/deadpool rear, the 500 billionth "3DPD remains unimportant and I would like to inform you of this just incase you forgot, which you couldn't have since the old thread either isn't dead yet or just died, but still".
I wish for something more
haha very nice i am bumping your maymay
>>4251546
thanks
>>4251443
1999 tacoma is a great meme, spider ass and ALL ANIME in general are shit and detriment to this board
i was going to watch enter the dragon but im a little too wasted now
>>4251625
you're never too wasted to watch Enter the Dragon
