How do I win at Monopoly?
a strange game
the only winning move is not to play
>>4239420
you just have to play until your friend gets tired of it and calls you a #DonaldTrump, and then you say "LOL YOU'RE ARE FIRED!" and then you take all they're money and they get sad and you lose a friend. It's simple science, tbh
>>4239420
buy the railroads
>>4239429
It's actually best to get the orange properties
>>4239430
buy the fucking railroads
orange properties are dogshit
>>4239431
>
Are you fking dumb?
>>4239434
are you retarded? even the green properties are better than the stupid ass orange properties
>>4239437
Literally no
Not at all
Yellows and Greens are best
>>4239451
Try the worst
rudeposters in a dumb frogpost thread smfh tbhqfh fam
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4239459
got DAMN!!!
>>4239420
take out a small loan of a million dollars
>>4239468
How to pay back?
>>4239479
Get Mexico to pay for it
>>4239482
lol
>>4239465
got damn?
>>4239499
got dubs
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4239468