I tried to wear skinny jeans & couldn't zip my zip!..I don't wear skinny jeans cause my dick don't fit!
:(
Help, wat do?
let me gib succ until i drain all the cummies out and ur peen is flaccid enough to fit ;^)
>>4238201
You can, but even when it's soft it doesn't fit :(
>>4238203
maybe u can tape it back like a sissy boi eheheh
>>4238209
Too big to tape /:
>>4238222
pix?
>>4238192
Simple: don't wear pants!
>>4238265
Shorts? Skirts? No panties?...
>>4238269
Yes! A skirt or a kilt and all naked below
>>4238277
>>4238277
That's a good idea...it's so naughty ;)
>>4238192
you've got an overweight benis. Do some benis exercises
>>4238297
this
>>4238297
>overweight benis
Hahaha wtf
Buy a benis protector like this one and wear it 24 hours a day (give the key to someone else for safety). After some time, your dick will shrivel and retract from lack of use.
As a bonus it will also make you weak and obedient like a good boy should be :^)
>>4238388
what a nice post
thank you for your thoughtful response, and for those beauties! (the dubs, aka)
>>4238388
That's not a bad idea....
I've been wanting one as of recent, but I have no one to play with :(
>>4238394
Let us all laugh at illiterate anon!
>>4238496
no, that's rude
instead let's TEACH the Anon how to read!
we can be heroes!
>>4238514
This! We will help you learn to read, anon!
>>4238222
TRIPS
