Anyone ever use their mucus & rub it all over your dick to jerk off? It's a nice slick slime
the actual best way is to put two of your fingers into you're asshole and then do a "come over here motion" until you pull out some clumps of butt poop and then use that to masturbate you're peni because it's soft and wet and warm, just like an vagina
>>4238159
cant really hate on this thread...
>>4238159
I actually do it sometimes and it feels really good
Best mucus is that clear mucus that comes out of your nose from deep inside your sinus when you sneeze. It's just a lot and a good consistency. More feels better
>>4238173
I usually mix it with saliva, tho
>>4238176
Noted.
Good tip.
Can't believe I hadn't considered this before! That would just make it slimier, which is always better!
>>4238161
Haha ikr?
>>4238160
>come over here motion.
>>4238263
>>4238159
you're supposed to have precum for this
levotixos 4;51
"he who puts boogies on his pee pee will burn in hell forever"
>>4238272
Precum with mucus, duh! 2 different kinds of gooeys!
>>4238290
i see you're a bodily fluid sommelier
please teach me the art
>>4238272
>the tfw (the feel when) feel when you don't have precum
A sommelier (/ˈsɒməljeJ/ or /sʌməlˈjeJ/; French pronunciation: [sɔməlje]), or wine steward, is a trained and knowledgeable wine professional, normally working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of wine service as well as wine and food pairing. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a wine waiter in fine dining today. It is opined by Sommeliers Australia that the role is strategically on a par with that of the executive chef or chef de cuisine.
>>4238310
Merci de cheker mes doubles à chaque fois mais I don't need a definition, senpai, I need guidance.
>>4238316
I may be able to help you.
What seems to be you're concern?
I would read the rest of the thread, but all ass, I do not know how to read LOL <it's actually not funny please don't lauhgt
>>4238299
Dubs chek'd
>>4238325
Help with what?...
