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Imagine being forced to give the succ while dressed like a girl.

Also, your p*nis is locked in a cage so you can only get f*cked like a girl if you want to feel good.
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Is tonights theme the succ or something?
What brought all this about?
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I'd do it, cus that's my fetish
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>>4218354
But what happens when I get boner?
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>>4218887
it would be extremely painful
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>>4218887
It gets pressed against the cage baka.
It doesn't hurt. The sensation just makes me more horny imo
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>>4218899
I tried putting my banana in a cage once

it just got smashed and I had to go to the hospital
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Sssssi633708938
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>>4218902
Did they make you into a real girl?
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>>4218917
why would I want to be a real girl

boys are so much better at being girls
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Good situation, I imagined it.
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>>4218970
damn straight
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>>4218984
have you ever experienced the pleasure of being cummed inside?
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This board is turning me gay and I don't like it
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>>4219004
Me? Why I'm just a pure anime boy.
I would never dream of doing anything lewd.
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>>4219014
ok good

I wouldn't want to kidnap you and do lewd things to you if you were already a slutte
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>>4219011
what's not to like?

don't you want to get you are benis succ'd?

nice dubs bby
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>>4219017
Today I woke up with a bruise on my elbow that I don't remember getting. Was this you?
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>>4219057
I wouldn't would never hurt a kawaii femboi

I would take good care of you

(with my're benis)
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>>4218984
DELET THIS
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>>4219090
That's a shame because kawaii fembois like it rough.
Luptron is very willing to be rough with me.
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>>4219098
fug forgetting to type in my name all the time is why I stopped namefigging
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>>4219100
you are an old man with alzheimer's

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4219104
Who are you? Where are my dentures?
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I wish I had someone I could give the succ to...
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>>4219098
>>4219110
rough sex is degenerate

true aryan fembois only have gentle loving sex after gay marriage
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>>4219137
So you're telling me you don't like it when a femboi arches his back and moans as you lift up his skirt, pull his pantsu around his ankles and push his face into the ground.
You don't like it when a stream of precum from his little caged penis makes the ground sticky as you stretch open his eager boypussy with your fingers and lunge into him so forcefully he slides along the polished floor?
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>>4219131
me2 bby
>>4219152
I'm telling you I would like to be kissed and have my're boi hole caressed until it's ready to be penetrated by sempai's love rod while he lovingly grips me tight
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>>4219137
I think you mean whatever your husbando prefers tbh fampai. ;^)
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>>4219170
lol faaag
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>>4219178
what kind of person prefers being bullied to being loved?

oh yeah, degenerate masochists
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>>4219187
Why not both? bullying first, hugs and kisses during the afterglow.
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>>4219190
ok ok fine

1 spank = 1 kiss

as long as it does not deviate from this we're good
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I think we can all agree that this is the most quality boi slutte thread on 4chan atm. God bless esfores.
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>>4219194
You can kiss my mouthpussy after Luptron's done filling it up with his thick seed.
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>>4219217
>thick seed

I produce a lot more ejaculate than him

I'm speaking from LITERAL experience too
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>>4219221
How do you know how much he cums you slut????
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>>4219227
because of a certain exchange that took place a long time ago

I may or may not be the artist formely known as dickgirl-chan (▱˘◡˘▱)
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>>4219234
How long ago???
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>>4219245
you have a lot of questions

why so interested?
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>>4219250
I've made it clear I have a personal interest in Luptron's dick.
now answer the question whore
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>>4219258
depending on how you look at it, it could have been a long time ago or very recently

now answer me, why so interested?
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>>4219271
Pls b my husbando that enjoys nice gentle segs
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>>4219258
ah, another poor soul falls victim to Luptron's sluttery... not much you can do I guess
>>4219291
are you that weirdo who posts his'r benis in all these threads?
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>>4219331
I would never post my Benis
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>>4219336
I don't believe you
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>thread is literally mentally ill fags roleplaying
>haha no this is nice board no be rude :)))

hidden
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>>4219412
*gropes your pants, feeling the warm bulge growing inside*
Mmm, what do we have here~?
Let me help you with that...
*unzips your pants, letting your thick cock bounce out, pre already spilling from the tip*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~
*gives u the succ*
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>>4219412
its' irony u smelly loser LoL
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>>4219376
Sorry
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>>4219458
sorry for what?
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>>4219477
>77
>dubs

nice, but his thread is gay as all fuck. probably 99% of this board's homosexuality is contained ITT at this very moment.
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>>4219412
Le who are you quoting?
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bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like
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>>4219625
hi wanna enrichen my ass with your quality fluids?
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>>4219643
aren't you that used goods slutte poster?
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>>4219664
Im not sure, but Im very despicable butteslutte and deserve to be punished for my naughtyness~
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>>4219691
hmm

*tests out you are butte with my fingers*

yep totally a loose whore

you sure you can make my're benis feel good you slutte?
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SOMEONE FUG ME
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>>4219707
m-maybe you could inflict some pain on me to make me tighten master~
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>>4219720
get in line whore
>>4219723
*slaps you're little girlcock*

let's see how well you can give the SUCC first
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>>4219733
sorry master, but I came already!

bye!
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>>4219743
tfw you make sluttes cum just by touching them
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TAKE IT BOY
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>>4220120
THANK YOU SIR
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>>4218970

girls are so overrated
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2D > 3D
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>>4220244

>422 0 244

asymmetrical dubs m9
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>>4219131
y-you could gib me the succ meat me at 1234 east Dondon street at owl past beaver ;)
also looking for bf irl any takers? i love play with my boitoys and loving ly carresing them and tieing them up and spanking them if they want it.
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>>4220227
yes
>>4220244
indeed
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>>4220367
hey banana do you have a place other than s4s i can contact you on so we can meet irl for real unironically so i can fug you?
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>>4220373
i only fug after marriage
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>>4220367
wanna test my butt resistance?
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>>4220401
*sticks a bowling ball up you're anus*

slipped right in, WHORE
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>>4220392
oh ok, so do you want to marry me? we can date first if you want
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>>4220423
what reason do you have to want to date le me, nerd
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>>4220449
well your not a normie, you browse s4s so you have a good sense of humor, you prob kno what AESTETIC is fam also your bae af tbh ngl
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>>4220460
but for all you know I could be a 300 pound zit covered beard beast
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>>4220464
tbh i dont care, how you look isnt that important. as long as you arent a girl.
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>>4220464

least im content to know im not lol
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>>4220449

>posting real tits
>normie
>leave
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>>4220405
wow wanna anusrekt# me more?

I like it when studs put sluts like me in their place

wanna train my butte?
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>>4220485
sure bb *spanks your ass* bitch bend over and present your ass to your master NOW!
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>>4220449
>>4220476

no grils

qt 2D anime fuccbois ONLY
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>>4220469
you must raise those standards to be worthy of my banana
>>4220470
don't lie bby
>>4220485
*chokes you with your own pink sock*

slutte BTFO
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b-ba-banananan

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4220498
hey you the only boi worthy of my time. i need to give you ma bannana in your butt hole. how phat is your ass?
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>>4220502
top tier banane right here

would taste
>>4220516
I'm just not that desperate for fugging. you're better off with one of those masochistic sluttes who post in these breads
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>>4220526
nah dude im not that desperate for succ or secks i just want a bf to talk to and tell him i love him and stuff tbh
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>>4220526
>>4220538
*sniff*

i can smell the desperate young boipussy all the way from here.

*spanks both of you're asses*
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>>4220542
*spreads boipussi*

*rips a huge fart in you are face*

>>4220538
you have le problemme. gayboiz are sluttes.
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>>4220550
*equips gas mask*

i did not ask for a fart you filthy beast
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>>4220560
dont touch my butt you pervert im not a bottom i dont like that
>>4220550
well thats ok, you ju... just give me a chance im really keen about your bannana and ithink the meme you made is really cool and uh i guees im to much of a loser....
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>>4220571
for not being a bottom you sure sound like one
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>>4220560
CAFE AGUILA ROJA
INFORMA LA HORA
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>>4220591
what that mean? i just am feel like im not fem enough to be a bottom really, i dont look the part but i like being fugged by guys i just scared they wont think im hot tbh
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>>4220599
nice dubs
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>>4220603
ok well I will you tell you as a friend that asking to be someone's bf the first time you ever talked to them is a bad idea

unless they're a slutte :^)
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>>4220614
oh ok man you like anime and memes we can hang and watch REdline if youd like
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>>4220621
be my bf
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>>4218897
it's a big cock
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>>4220640
be my bf
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WONT SOMEONE FUG MY BOI PUCCI ALREADY?!?!
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>>4220644
nie dubs
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>>4220644
>>4220654
be my bf
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>>4220621
I'm a failed weeb cuz I don't even know what redline is

gonna go to sleep bby, you have a taker >>4220631
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>>4218984

There's nothing gay about wanting a big, strong man to carry you to bed like the little girl he sees you as and tear the clothes off your delicate body as you blush madly. I see nothing gay about wanting him to turn you over onto your belly, slide your legs off the bed so they dangle off the edge helplessly, and undo his pants as he starts to rub your supple ass gently.

There's nothing gay about the sound of his pants sliding down his legs, as his cock presses firmly against his boxers, creating a hard bulge as he slides them off too and starts to rub his length in between your cheeks and talk dirty, the feeling of his cock rubbing against your entrance causing you to moan just a little bit as you bite your pillow and grasp your sheets with your hands in eager anticipation.

There's nothing gay about fantasizing about him prodding at your tightness while he spanks your ass, making you squeal and moan from the feeling before he presses his thick cock inside your tight, unwilling boypussy and fucks you up against the bed hard, the bedframe shaking and smacking against the wall, and your fear of the neighbors hearing your ecstasy-laden gasps and knocking of the sturdy bedframe against the wall as he makes a woman out of you, eventually reaching down and lifting your back up to squeeze against his chest as he whispers his dirty fantasies into your ear while you squeak and bounce up and down his shaft and lose your mind at him breathing heavier because you know that can only mean he's about to devastate your once innocent rectum with load after load of his thick, salty climax as it gushes out of him like a geyser, quickly overflowing your ass and finding its way out the entrance to run down your numb thighs.
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>>4220655
>>4220642
nice dubs ill be your bf if youd like :)
>>4220644
*pushes your supple body down and i tear of your clothes pressing my erect memebr against the tightness of my boxers. your body is reduced to a mass of clay in my hands i mold your supple form till your on your knees like a dog and i strip and stroke my cock.* (your move)
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>>4220690
thx fam
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>>4220690
*pleases ure cock with my boipucci, trying to ignore the pain, in order to cause maximal pleasure to my master*
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>>4220706
oh woa your so tight, *grabs your hips and pulls you down on my cock shoving my cock to the base i rock you back and forth as you become just a pleasure hole to me. after a while i shove my self as deep as i can go and shot a bucket of cum into your ass pucci making you pregnant*
>>4220701
k what should i contact you one? like steam skype fb email?
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ok i didn't read this whole thread, it's all RP fetish crap, but apparently bananajuice is the dickgirl poster from a while back and claims some acquaintance with Luptron.
BananaJuice, i will just say that i too wish to know if there is any truth to what u are saying about you and him. like are we talking something like some cam shit or u actually hooked up with him? or is it just BS.
also i miss luptron and cts from way back ;_;;;;

SAGE cuz this thread is bad and has inappropriate sexual content.
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>>4220713
*haah* *haah*
I-Im just a silly boipucci... that's all.... <3
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>>4220719
*kisses you* no your not bb your a lovly boi and you should come live irl in my house so i can fug you irl all the time.
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>>4220713
nah here's good
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>>4219152
>>4219137
>>4219131
>>4219104
>>4219104
>>4219100
>>4219098
>>4219097
>>4219090
>>4219057
>>4219044
>>4219017
>>4219014
>>4219011
>>4219004
>>4218984
>>4218982
>>4218970
>>4218917
>>4218903
>>4218902
>>4218899
>>4218897
>>4218887
>>4218361
>>4218357
>>4218354
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH HNNNNG MMMMMMH YEAH OF COURSE I DOOOO MMMMMH HNNNNG AAARG HUR YES I FUGING LOVE YOU GUYS SO HNNNG ARGG SO FUGING MUCH MMMHHHH HOOOOOO AAAAAARRRGGG HHURR I LOOOOVE YOU GUYS FUG YEAH DO I LOVE YOU GUYS.
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>>4220721
*gets erect again*
ah... ah... p-please please me more master... <3
I, I wanna be ur fugghole for eternity~ so please ravish me as you like...
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>>4220723
oh ok, um then how will i contact you? and we need a private place to talk and plan to meet irl and hsare about ourselves
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>>4220742
*picks you and and throws you over my shoulder, i carry you to my bondage room and i tie you up like a cloth mummy your gagged and bound*
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>>4220747
*tries to start walking around, provoking you to cut my limbs*
*attemps to slap you and generally annoy to cut my limbs off*

mmmh.... bet you wouldn't dare to make me a choiceless slave? <3
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>>4220788
nice dubs but you can move in those binding and you cant talk either only wigle and mhpph like the bitch whore you are.
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>>4220730
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HNNNNG MMMMMMH YEAH OF COURSE I DOOOO MMMMMH HNNNNG AAARG HUR YES I FUGING LOVE YOU SO HNNNG ARGG SO FUGING MUCH MMMHHHH HOOOOOO AAAAAARRRGGG HHURR I LOOOOVE YOU FUG YEAH DO I LOVE YOU

Rape.
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>>4220836
*wiggle wiggle*
*mmmph*
*wags butte around provokingly*
*mm~*
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>>4220861
*grabs your hips and slided my erect cock in your gaping assshole*
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>>4220745
just give me a holla
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>>4220895
oh hey well im in central arkansas are you close?
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Anyone here? ;)
Or am I late to the party? :c
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l-lewd...
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>>4220903
yeah
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>>4220983
oh cool, where are you? do you want to meet irl?
>>4220958
im still herhe bb *grabs your hips and slings you over my shoulder and carries you to my room where i tie you up and gag you*
>>4220980
you want this d to?
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>>4220878
*squeezes ure cock*
*feels slight pain as you start thrusting inside me*
*tries to relax butte*
*pants because it's so hard, but tries to endure it*
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>>4220995
Burger king
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>>4221008
"Wake up with the king"
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>>4221008
oh ok but unironicall do you want o meet up?
>>4221002
cums over and over into your asshole
>>4221012
wake up with me bb ;)
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>>4220995
*disappears & reappears where I originally was*
Hahaha, it's not so simple anon! But you can keep the panties ;3
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>>4221024
woa your so hot, damn bb pls gib me that ass
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>>4221017
i said bk nigga u deaf?
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>>4221017
*starts to ease with each cumming as butte becomes lubed*

*begs you to pick up the pace while thrusting against you*

ahh! rape my bitch asshole more! hah! (hah!)

*lowers head down and raises butte firmly*

mmh~ ah~ bet you couldnt even m-make me beg for mercy mmmh ahhh *starts leaking cum with each thrust*
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Holy christ, none of my ERP threads were anywhere near this successful
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>>4221035
ram you with an undiscribable force and you feel my cock smash your prostate
>>4221034
oh ok you want to meet at wihhc bk?
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>>4221046
sure meet u in 5
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>>4221046
>>4221053
Livestream it so the police will have evidence
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>>4221046
*ahegaos and becomes totally broken*

ahhh ahhh ah l-love me more ahn~ Ah~ ahh~ I- Im your little butteslut.... ah ah~ I love your penis please give me more penis~ ahh Ah! <3
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>>4221053
but which burger king?
>>4221071
*leaves you tied up and gagged as i go to fuck another anon sluut*
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>>4221080
lol rude
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>>4221080
the closest one to your house, you know the one
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>>4221092
i dont have a car can you come to my apartment?
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>>4221104
hurry up and run. I'm already here and the manager is harassing me because I took all the bk paper crowns
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>>4221080
the one where your father spanked you in the car when you were 8 years old and cried because he wouldn't get you one of the hats because it wasn't your fucking birthday but you wanted one anyway because you're an attention whore, you've always been an attention whore. "Mommy always gives me one" you choked through the tears, but he didn't care. "Your mom's a slut," he bellowed, causing you to cry even more. "Don't say mean things about mommy" "I got proof that ho's a slut, i mean she fucked me didn't she" "good point daddy" "high five my nigger"
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>>4221109
n-no you come to me
>>4221112
that never happened
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>>4221123
wow got stood up on our first date. I already ate my supersize bacon double cheeseburger XL meal and went home. I can't go out again because it's bad for my complexion if I physically exert myself more than once a day
Now if you don't mind me I'm going to cry myself to sleep
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>>4221134
no come swing by my apartment and ill give a night to remember
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>>4221134
lmao just like every other meetup that's ever been scheduled on 4chan

some fags would rather masturbate with their tears than sink their dick into nice, warm ßÖÏPŮŞŚÝ
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>>4221134
s-sorry i left you their i didnt know if your where really really i thought your where being ironic bb pls forgive me
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>>4220717
it's not BS

I'm leaving it at that ;)
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>>4221146
/k/ brownies
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>>4221394
ask him (m***i) to pls in contact with me again pls? i apparently ruined that and i don't really see why or how.
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any sloots still around to let me fug them??
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Is it just me or is this a bit gay
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>>4221709
>no homo
There, its fine now
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>>4221724
Thanks, I feel comfortable again
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>>4221734
how about now?
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>>4221785
It's completely gone
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bumping again so fignewtons can learn what a quality thread looks like, again
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i need sloots to fug.
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>>4222333
how long are my trips going to go unchecked?
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>>4222333
Trips check'd anon! x3
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>>4222333
*farts on you are trips*
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>>4222505
>>4222504
im going to fug both you sluts now get on your knees like a dog
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>>4222513
*bends over and farts in you are face*
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>>4219376
you're a liar!
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>>4222513
I was just here to check the trips anon, that's it
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>>4222569
*plunges my cock in your asshole, without lube or easing it in, it hurt alot for you* but feels great for me*
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>>4222513
First you stand me up at burger king, now you're unfaithful.
Worst bf ever. btw feminism means that we were together long enough to be married under common law. I'm going to sue you for half your shit.
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>>4222592
oh now its you again, guy who wouldnt even come to my home. i open my life to let you in and what, you want to mmet at a burger king? we cant secks there you idiot
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>>4222597
yes we can, you've never done it in a toilet stall before?
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>>4222602
no im a virgin, why dont you come to my house and we can reconciliate, its on the college campus right by the burger king
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>>4222605
they won't let me on campus because they think I'm a shitlord
I'm hungry though for tex mex though. Let's meet up out of state in Texas we can do it in a cheap motel afterwards. See you in 5.
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>>4222624
*ok goes to the best tex mex restrunt in texas to wait for you there*
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>>4222636
baka I went to the worst tex mex restrunt in texas. you think I'm made of money?
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>>4222636
>mfw when that's actually where I reside

You fuckers stay outta mah state!
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>>4222638
but im made of money and i always pay for food on the dates you baka cuz im the man in the relationship. now get to here so i can feed you!
>>4222647
rood, also who doth thine be quothing?
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>>4222649
it's such a long trec though
>>4222647
you texan, come meet me at the tex mex plave
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>>4222655
fine i go to your restrunt to feed you.
why do you want that rood boi coming with us???
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>>4222655
No.

Also, dubs check'd
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>>4222659
because everything's bigger in texas ;^)
I want a taco filled with beef, no salsa, no lettuce, no cheese.
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>>4222674
Dude, am Texan AND Spanish! Eat tacos all the time! Literally what I'm having for lunch!
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>>4222684
Can pretty much make tacos out of any food tbh
Not hard, and its awesome
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>>4222684
So you're saying you're going to be deported once Trump builds that wall
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>>4222691
Nope. Legal. Been a Texan my entire life.
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>>4222674
ok *our food arrives* now lets eat *noms*
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>>4222698
*remembers I'm vegan* how could you eat meat you monster????????
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>>4222691
You say that like being deported from a country, wherein Trump is the ruler, is a bad thing
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>>4222702
you orders meat too but it ok im not a monster bb food is food tbh ngl
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>>4222707
wow are you really going to be this bigoted i can't even
i'm physically shaking right now
how can you expect me to suck on the meat of a meat eater?
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>>4222696
sounds like you need a fresh start down south
>>4222704
10 feet taller
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>>4222718
ok *stops eating meat remove all mea from my body* their i am cleansed bb, hows your taco?
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>>4222741
Very nice, the meat is quite juicy. just like the juices dripping from my erect girlcock
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>>4222749
woa hot :* can wait to make you cum from your gril prostate
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>>4222763
no sex before marriage
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>>4218354
you guys're'all closet fags
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>>4222768
oh ok :* its good you a pure boi. so you want to get married rn?
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>>4222805
Gay marriage is against my religion
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>>4222806
gay religion is against my marriage
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>>4222806
oh woa then ill raep you then *grabs you and drags you to the back of my van, my mouth covering your mouth*
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>>4222809
*pepper sprays u*
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>>4222810
* you cant reach your pepper spray because of my arms wraped around you. i finally get to my van, i shove you in and precede to tie you up*
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>>4222816
*wiggles to the handbreak and knocks it loose causing the van to roll into oncoming traffic*
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>>4222820
*i stop the car and hogtie you so you cant move around any more. i spanks you for being so bad*
you trying to kill yourself *gags you wit a 2 inch ballgag*
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>>4222820
>>4222824
brb i need to go the the store irl
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>>4222825
im back
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>>4220502

banana?
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>>4222803
>closet
>implying
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>>4222930
IM GOING GHOST
*turns into a ghost*
*uses magical ghost intangibility powers to escape from ballgag*
take this you rapist
*shoots ectoplasm in you're face*
*you die & turn into a ghost*
now ill trap you
*uses fenton thermos to catch you*
you didn't stand a GHOST of a chance haha
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>>4223274
*none of that worked, your still bound and at my mercy*
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i rape animes in butholes
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bute
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