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Jiveturkey
WHERE IS JIVETURKEY?!?!???????????????????
>>4206436
Anon, prove you didn't rape my dog
>hurr durr it's an ms paint picture
I didn't have my camera on me, but this is exactly how I saw it with my very own eyes.
Now you have to prove me wrong or you're a dog rapist.
>>4206487
i was sleep :^D
dumb dogeposters
>>>/9gaga/
doge
>>4206498
can these proceedings be discussed in this thread?
looking to pound the pooch if you are catching the flow of my words
>>4206810
take is to sneke court plz, we dont need that type of thing in a nice and respectable doge thread. Perhaps u didnt know that doge is a very nice friend who would never do or say anything that would hurt someone in ANY way, so its ok friend, were all here to learn :^)
>>4206436
heh is that doge asiane? ^_^
>>4206498
hurr durr it's an ms paint picture
>>4206436
fuck you doge
>>4207083
rude kot
>>4207092
This is kot. That is cade.
>>4207096
oh shit I'm sorry
>>4207105
That's okay.
Never a catto thread
>>4207119
We have liberated this one.
>>4207123
Cattos shall rise again
When you watch others fuck you are the cu*k
Pornography destroys your interior psychic world and replace it with a prebuilt disgusting one.
All that "no-fap" is bullshit, the real problem is fapping to porn, not the masturbation. If you feel the need to fap 10 times a day, then do it, but with your own fantasies.
Just try to remind your childhood and your pre-adolescent period, at that time you didn't need porn to get turned on. Now, if you're accustomed to porn, it will be very hard to simply masturbate without it.
The thing is that your creative power, comes mainly from your libido. Your sexual fantasies can be easily converted to a powerfull energy to create, think, or do other things. Sex takes an important part of your psyche, and is at the origin of a lot of its contents. By imposing its own degrading images and not letting you create your personal ones, watching porn will slowly degrade you're ability to create, because you will be used to have a pre-made material.
It's catastrophic because it impoverished your brain, you became lazy because all the images are available, and also you became more and more perverted because to be turned on, you always need more powerfull and chocking images.
Porn is bad for your psyche, and bad for your creative power. You should try to progressively reduce your consumption, and try to masturbate without it more and more until you're totally disinfected.
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 1
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-1/
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 2
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-2/
Pornography's Effects on Adult and Child
http://mentalhealthlibrary.info/library/porn/pornlds/pornldsauthor/links/victorcline/porneffect.htm
Your Brain on Porn
http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/
>>4207147
i just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. in roughly two minutes i will delete this shit.
as a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your ip to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen.
you picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.
>>4206487
>>4206498
>>4207171
could u possibly imagine driving down the street and all of the sudden u see a babby stroller with a real life babby in it sitting in the middle of the road!??! and u use your doge like agility and swerve out of the way and avoid hitting the babby and theres a huge crowd cheering behind u because u didnt kill the babby. but u dont even notice because u look to the passenger/doge seat and your best friend is looking at you like this so nothing elese matters, and then she winks at you letting u know u did a great job?!?!?!!?!?!??!?! OMD IM SO FUGGIN PUMPED RIGHT NOW
>>4208769
i think i can imagine that, feelsgood
>>4206436
>>4208769
and if you did hit the stroller here is doge getting out of the car to see if the babby is still alive. wow what a hero!
WOO could u just picture all the people screaming and crying and slapping each other because they were so upset that a babby got runned over and was bleeding out of its eyes n ears!!!!?!? but then all of the sudden the crowd falls silent as doge gets out of the car in SLO-MO!!!!!! the crowd would then slowy part to let her through and as she approached te nearly dead diaper babby would stop crying as if realizing whats happening. then doge would begin to lick the babbys face and her wounds start to instantly heal as doges aloe vera like saliva bestows perfect health to the babby!!!!!! WOWOWOOWOWOO IM SWEATING LIKE A FAT MEXICAN RIGHT NOW
>>4209090
nice happy doggos
oh man i had to jump in lake michigan just to cool off, im feeling slightly better now
>>4206918
o no one is wanteing to hurt doge :)
want make her feeleing hot in the crotch
>>4206436
ggg
so close to 9999
I wonder what doge's opinion on existentialism is...
https://soundcloud.com/coolmandavon/hit-the-doge
who here think doge is illuminati?
i want jiveturkey to fug doge :^)
>>4210879
lel XD
their heee-rre
>>4211414
i-is this what jiveturkey does to doge when she refuses his advances?
>>4206436
my only doge
>>4208769
i want a shibe so bad
Me on the left sniffing some doge juice ;^)
easy to tell fake jiveturkey from real jiveturkey. Don't know why false jiveturkey even bothers.
>>4212767
Doges are le coole
I like le them
Thanks you for le posting
>>4212767
thank u friend :^) wonderful pupper u posted there :^)
>>4212726
Wow you said something lewd and very unlike Jiveturkey but your namefig is Jiveturkey so you've GOTTA be the real deal.
--what you expect people to think
good thread
my dream is that one day all people will look to doge as their inspiration. and everyone will be nice and polite to each other and help one another even if someone has a large rash on their nutsack.
>>4213357
Jiveturkey pls kiss me
>>4214033
>dub3s
nice
>>4207171
71 Dubs
>>4214077
>dubs
noice
>>4207054
that almost looks like a doge.rar
>>4207203
>>4214583
thats excellent
>>4214711
nye's dus
>>4214836
It's SO nice of doge to give the baby such a wonderful surprise! I wish I got that lucky!
Such job. Much profit
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4215101
requesting promotions shoop with doge's head (and paws if possible)
>>4213405
thank you
Doge is bad, post focks
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4207096
This is my kit
('—'/) you used to call me on my lelphone
>>4215608
this kills the doge
jiveturkey is nice friend
>>4215692
okay doug
page ate am disappoint
the nicest friend ever
>>4217594
that looks unsafe for doge :\
>>4215580
Why hasn't jiveturkey responded to this?
He seems to be very passive agressive and uses doge as a crutch for his own bizzare fetishes
>>4218220
>fetishes
uwotm7.9~
>>4218222
Are you retarded? The guy posts a dog around 10 times a day and makes up weird senarios about it. This namefag has mental problems and is using [s4s] as his medicine
>>4218233
Right because namefigs cannot be stolen and used by others who can post whatever denigratory swill their spiteful hearts desire. Yet I'm the retarded one.
>>4218236
Yes you are. Jiveturkey is obsessed with "doge" and is using her to exercise his furfig tendencies
>>4218239
I honestly don't see any logic behind what you're saying. The only fetishes I see are by posters using Jiveturkey's namefig and their stylistics are completely different. It's the same principle behind false flags and fake hate crimes: ruin someone else because of one's one insecurity, boredom, and idiocy. Nobody is forcing you to post in these threads or even like Doge. Simply hide and move on.
i love doge because she is very nice and beautiful and would never say anything rude. i will also NEVER stop posting doges. :^)
>>4218242
Doge bless u :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpHcCKXg-zs
rare doge
Such wow *claps much*
>>4219377
such dubs
