I don't like it when toothpaste foam and saliva dribble out of my mouth and run into my beard while I brush my teeth.
i dont like when ur moms foam and saliva dribble onto my dick when shes suckin it LMAO
>>4206190
I don't like it when mint toothpaste foam dribbles out of your mouth into mine please use strawberry toothpaste from now on
>>4206192
That was unnecessary. And you should have said it dribbled into your pubic hair rather than onto your dick. Not only does it make more sense, but it's a better parallel to what I said too!
>>4206194
Why don't you like mint? Strawberry toothpaste is okay in the moment, but I find it leaves a less pleasant taste than mint after several hours pass.
>>4206196
Mint toothpaste is usually too strong and burns the inside of my mouth and makes me cry and salivate for 10 minutes before the effects finally fade
>>4206198
Wow, sounds like you have a very sensitive mouth. Is that why you prefer secondhand toothpaste rather than getting it fresh from the tube?
>>4206202
Wow, wh-...
GET A CLUE!!!!!
>>4206205
I wasn't trying to ignore your feelings. I just wanted to give you a convenient excuse in case you weren't ready to admit to them yet.
>>4206209
It's okay. I should have been more straightforward. It's my fault. I'm sorry for being such a wimp coward pussy that has to rely on dumb analogies to express my feelings.
You can do better than me, I'm sorry for thinking that I had a chance with you.
I don't like it when cum foam and saliva dribble out of my mouth and run into my beard while I suck my gf's cock
>>4206215
Please don't put yourself down like that. Unfortunately, I need to go off to bed now. My room is at the end of the hall, door's unlocked if you'd like to engage in some mostly platonic cuddling~
>>4206228
I've often fantasized about sucking a cute futa's cock. She's having a hard time falling asleep, but is embarrassed to admit that it's partly from being really horny. She'd object, but eventually relent as I went under the covers and pulled her penis out the hole in her boxers. I'd gently suck her off until she cums, swallowing every bit. By the time I surface, she's already fallen asleep, a contented smile still on her face.
Anyhow, bed for me now.
>>4206235
Good night!
>door's unlocked if you'd like to engage in some mostly platonic cuddling~
Don't mind if I do!
>>4206239
Thanks, slept soundly with you at my side!
>>4206928
I'd like to say that I did my best to keep it platonic, but I really I was just paralyzed by fear.
>>4206959
I hope you still enjoyed yourself. You're warm and you smell nice and it was nice being next to you.
Time for a meal! I'm not very good at feeding myself on a regular basis.
>>4207023
S-sorry I don't know what to reply. I wrote a post and spend 10 minutes rewriting it before giving up and deleted it. I must warn you anon, I'm boring.
>>4207665
I wish I could cook something for you but my regular food appears bland to most people. I ate quinoa and some vegetables for dinner.
>>4207665
Anyway, I'm going to bed. Bon appétit.
>>4207706
I used to have a hard time coming up with replies. Now I've come to terms with the fact that all my posts are shitposts, and the relaxed attitude has made things flow much better. I still proofread and edit, but that's only in interest of making the best shitposts I can. Don't worry, you're fun to talk with. I really appreciate when people cook for me! It always feels so daunting. Even simple meals and fixing up pre-prepared stuff is a huge favor. I haven't had quinoa much, but it's pretty good. I like the texture, but wish it were a tad stickier, like rice is. I like rice. Vegetables are good! Eaten alone, I think they're best raw. As part of a dish, cooked is okay, but not too much. Mushy textures are a no-no for me. How do you like your vegetables?
>>4207750
Sleep well! I'm not ready for bed yet, but I'll join you when I can. You're okay with me doing that, right? Joining you? If you'll miss me in the meantime, I can give you the t-shirt I'm wearing as a stand-in.
>>4206190
I see your point. Perhaps if you combed your hair differently?
>>4207821
I'm not sure how I could change it that would improve the situation.
I seem to have lost track of what level of irony we're on, is this post-ironic, or maybe tertiary irony, or even neoironistic?
>>4208506
Well, I'm being pretty sincere, so I don't think it's any odd order of irony. I wouldn't call it post-ironic, because that sort of content tends to try too hard and lack a sense of humor and lightness. Pseudo pre-ironic, perhaps? I'm not exactly a scholar of this, so your guess is as good as mine.
>>4206190
use less toothpaste
>>4208506
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>>4208808
I use a blob the size of a small pea, just like the tube says to! I think the problem is that I salivate more than normal.
WELL THEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, INNIT? SHAVE YOUR STUPID BEARD!
>>4208903
I don't like shaving. Having a beard is more comfy.
>>4206190
Well, it's one of the best things for me.
It feels so funny!
>>4207812
Oh, I should proofread my posts more often.
>Don't worry, you're fun to talk with
This is the best thing someone told me since last year, thank you.
I like vegetables in all forms. I have a juicer so sometimes I make vegetable juices, I make salads often, I make ratatouille and have recipes for a bunch of tasty stews with carrots, potatoes, onions... But if you like your veggies aldente it's fine too, I'm not difficult.
>>4207812
You're welcome to sleep by my side whenever you want, but I'll probably have my face burried in your pillow. If you give me your shirt I'll probably wear it too.
The only perks of sleeping with me is that I'm completely silent and don't take a lot of space.
bruh yall niggas high af
>>4209645
deadass
It's not that ironic when you think about it, I'm establishing an emotional link with that anon because in our next lives we planned to marry and have a child that's supposed to save the world. Those things are decided on the astral plane with ascended masters and professors, you know. I'm just having some fun with my mate from the future.
>>4209645
This is more or less correct.
Anyway, time to go to bed again, at least next time we'll be born in the same village, not on opposite sides of the planet.
Gay
you poor poor anime girl, come here and give me a big coriolis kiss
>>4209708
>a big coriolis kiss
wat
beards are freaking gross
>>4210027
Bugs are the only thing that makes Xbox 360 games worth playing
>>4209644
Nice dubs! Juices are yummy, but juicers are hard to clean and it takes a lot of material to make so little liquid. And you lose out on all the fiber! Or so people tell me. Salads are good too, but with my low appetite I tend to favor more calorie-dense alternatives. Stews are okay. No problem with the taste usually. I think they're hard to eat, vegetables sometimes get squishy, and they always seem to have big chunks of tomato. Potatoes are nice because they get soft, but almost never squishy-slimy-mushy. I'm glad you're fine with me crawling in with you. I actually joined you for a short nap, but didn't say anything so as not to wake you up. How would you breathe with your face in the pillow? I don't want you to suffocate. It's fortunate that you're quiet. I'm a light sleeper, and waking me up too often is a dealbreaker. But don't forget the being warm and smelling nice, those are perks too.
>>4209645
Am not!
>>4209663
Is that how it's supposed to happen? I'm not well versed in reading the future. It sounds happy, so I hope it's true. Alas, I wake up as you retire! I'm glad you decided to post before you did.
>>4209702
No photos! That is a strict rule! It's not a very pretty beard anyway.
>>4210136
It doesn't get dirty if you use alcohol
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>>4206190
>while I brush my teeth.
>>4210144
Good double. What exactly do I do with the alcohol?
>>4210149
You should take good care of your teeth!
Bamp I need time to write a proper reply!
>>4206190
i like it when you dribble though..
This is a good thread
>>4211938
Is there something I could do as a substitute that doesn't involve getting my face dirty while I'm getting ready for bed?
>>4212573
What's your favorite thing about it?
bumping this gem because it gives me a firmon tbh
>>4210136
Phew sorry I'm busy busy. Yeah I know that juicing isn't a magic solution, but it's tasty and convenient. Even if cleaning the juicer every time is a pain, I still like my juices.
I don't know how I breathe with my face in the pillow half of the time but apparently I can since I'm still alive. I'm actually very warm. Being too warm is weird, when I come close to people they notice it and comment on it.
Yes, yes this is how it will happen. As you can see I can't really produce posts as long and interesting as yours. Maybe I should properly learn English some time my broken english must be a pain to read.
Bye bye this will be a long day for me...
>>4213274
Thanx. You should try heart boners instead of regular pee-pee boners. They're more satisfying in the long run even if online they induce melancholy at some point.
Never forget how much I love you.
>>4213454
There you go worrying about your English again! It's perfectly fine. I haven't had any issue reading your posts, and wouldn't even know it isn't your first language if you hadn't said so. Bye again, have a good day at work or whatever you do. Give it your best!
>>4213914
Awww, I love you too~ I miss you while you're away.
Love love bump~
>>4213986
Thanks. Now I'm going to bed again... I hope I don't wake you up.
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>>4214600
I think it all has to do with psichology.
It kinda comes down to this: some people repress negative emotions like hatred and loneliness in order to fit in the social structures they come across during their lives, which eventually helps them get along. And this could happen to anyone who's had a traumatic experience of any kind (eg: a violent childhood, rape, near death experience(s) and the like) and ultimately fails in expressing him/herself amongst his/her peers, whilst developing ideas and values contrary to those of "normal" people. By "normal" i mean people who didn't experience any shocking experiences as the ones i said above.
>>4214600
Those repeating digits are irresistible. I think I'm falling for you even more. I know I missed the proper timing for a good night kiss, but better late than never.
>>4215025
That's an interesting thought, but I missed the segue.
>>4215431
You are the best. Reading your posts makes my tummy feel warm and fuzzy and my heart extremely dokidoki. This is my heart, please take it, it's yours.
>>4208899
Nice double dubs.
>>4215793
I hope that's a metaphorical heart. Otherwise, it's an important part of your circulatory system, and I urge you to leave it where you found it! I don't know if it's by chance or if you've been studying my tastes, but your talk of sensations in your abdomen really got my blood pumping. It's the sort of wording that seeds a broader fantasy for me. I hope that doesn't weird you out.
>>4216762
It is, of course, a metaphorical heart, a symbol of my mind, of the core of my being, of what is good in me, that I want to give you if you can find a use for it. Please tell me about your fantasies, I want to know more. I'm not weirded out, quite the contrary.
>>4217440
I'd love to indulge you, but words aren't working for me right now. I promise I'll fill you in when I'm feeling more eloquent or I lower my standards, whichever comes first.
>>4217903
It's fine. I was being greedy and selfish, after all, I just enjoy reading your posts, and wanted more. I can feel that you're a wonderful being and I just feel drawn to you for this reason. I should learn to love in a more pure and selfless manner, I'd like to believe I'm getting there slowly.
You're a wonderful person and I hope you enjoy your life, and that everything goes as you want it to. This all sounds very cheesy and superficial, but this is how I feel, and I can't really help it at the moment.
