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since im one of the few poople who dint eben got blackout, i may as well git on assforce and wish my fellow [sluts4sale] a happy new year
also, this is your reminder to stay watered
also, checking my fortune for the first time in 2016
also, i cant feel my body
also, i am not a robot

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4043733
>33
Stay hydrated, my friend
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>>4043740
words of wisdom bb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbjYLNxCwZ4
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>>4043755
words of wisdom quoting words of wisdom. dubs decrees. stay hydrated in 2016
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>>4043771
ur doing gods work my good sir or madam
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k bbys, it was fun, thank
i think im gonna drink all the water now, and then watch a youtube dude adjust his glasses until i fall asleep
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this just in: i am starting to feel my ass again
i dont really care for this feeling
not a fan
fyainti
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>>4043867
your post, which I read, is nice
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>>4043949
thank bby ilu so much
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>>4043733
ilu poopboi
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>>4043982
thank bby ur my faborot namefigure
and even my battery a dyin now. oh no pls dog take me instead
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not to be lewd, butt my poop smells like some sort of berries that are also jack daniels
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>>4043988
>>4044011
nice
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>>4044025
oh these old things?
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jesus fug why is sun
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me tumbler on le front pga
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if singlel, i go to bed

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4044443
Go to bed already.
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>>4044985
i just had almost 2 hours of sleep and i am an entirely new person now check me singlel:^))
thanks for u r concern bby :^^)))
technically i am in bed rigt now
also hey whats good

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4045020
Do you get an alert on your phone when someone replies to you? Did my request for you to go to bed wake you up from your bed?
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>>4045047
good 47, boo
erytim i get a reply, the overseer/vice-pope knocks on my door, and if im asleep, they let them shelf in and wake me up with gentlel falsetto to the ear

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>4045081
oh cool
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shh poolgril is sleep
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>>4045878
wak up poolgril
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>>4045962
oooj
looks like she just tricked you pal
u wanted two wek er up butt now u r with her in her sleep instead xdd
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succ
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>>4045994
ur a bit l8 if u kno wat i mene friendo :^)
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>>4045999
good triple
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>>4046003
thanks mom
cant sleep again mom
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>>4045878
>>4045962
pool girl = "christopher poole is a girl'
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>>4046445
mind= rekt
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>>4046561
Hey I just realized something: You know how some white folks call black men "boy"? It's considered very racist, because it refers to the time of slavery. This is what that amberlamps guy started the fight with the epic beard guy about (listen to the dialog in the video). Anyway, excuse my language, but the conclusion is
boy = nigger
We also know from kindergarten that
poop = shit,
so, connecting the dots we get
poopboi = le shit nigger.

How do you feel now that I have exposed you? Please post the 17kb version next time.
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>>4046615
DELET THSI
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>>4046822
dubs
nice
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>>4046822
Nice dubs, poopboi
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>>4046822 (dubs)
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
(I'm quoting mot, the guy who created this website before she turned it over to the Japanese.)
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>>4046827
ty friend
>>4046828
thanks boo
>>4046833
at least you got dubs, who are you

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4046877 (dubs)
I'm the guy who posts Steven Pinker = S. Phincter in all those ass threads of yours.
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>>4046892
hail fellow well met
i hope youre taking ur h2o
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>>4046922
dude nice dubs
technically it contains not only H2O but also H3O+ and OH- of 0.1 ppm each (pH = pOH = 7)
it is more correct to say "water", because that is by definition such a mixture, not just H2O, contrary to popular opinion
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>>4046928
i think i watched a documentary on this
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>>4046933
dude nice dubs
me 2 it's called highschool
pretty good movie
made me realize I like boys though
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>>4046936
wew lad

btw i am not le shit nigger, in case there are dumb frogposters lurking
>>4046944
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>>4046944
dude nice dubs
although my check is a bit redundant because they have already been checked by >>4046944
idk what frogposting has to do with your identity but I agree it's dumb just like not realizing when someone is memeing
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>>4046947
exceptional 47 lad

i really really really
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>>4046955
... really like your dubs.
I'm going to bed, but need to brush my teeth first.
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>>4046957
brushem reel gud bby
sleep tite
im gon go immerse myself in hot memes
>>4046959
nice singlel
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>>4046959
>59
>nice singlel
I was gonna say. Good selfcheck.
It took a bit longer than expected, because my mom wanted to talk to me as well.
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>>4046988
>88 (47th reply)
moms are very important mein fuhrer
may your dreams be of great dankness
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>>4047022
Not my mom. But nice 22's gl this year poop the best you poop
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>>4047026
thanks bby ilu maybe i can b ur mom tonite
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reply no51
ayy lmao
thinkgan bout dubs
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/3563177/#3563177
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>>4043733
very nice dubs

>>4047466
>>4047033
>>4046988
>>4047022
y-you too O_O
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>>4046615
thanks for you're poste

hot dang, 2016 is gonna be great!
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>>4047477
DUDE! NICE DUBS BRO!

>>4047479
No problem man; glad to help you out!
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Take a large glass of water several times daily.
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>>4043733
worst namefig, probably worst poster
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>>4048077
DUDE! NICE DUBS BRO!
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bonk
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>>4046011
checkin my unchecked dub from me phon wit no survivor
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>>4048776
off by one :^)
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>>4048803
offbyone from phone is offbynone
also, i just got back on me toplap because >>4048888
even my drink committed sudoku
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>>4048809
lol ur addicted or something? that's a nice meme
why use alcohol when you have [s4s]
[s4s] is literally better than sex, which is better than being drunk
by transitivity [s4s] is better than drinking

i rarely use an alcohol and i'm feeling pretty great
i'm constantly high on dank memes tbh
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>>4048821
i am not an alcohol and i do not destroy families (at least not my own fam), but i also am memesexual so i know where your comine frome
pretty sure it was ruse cade who invented this meme
thank you for the warm onions though, friend
you just cant go wrong with those :^)
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>>4048844
can't go wrong with those, uhm DOUBLE DUBS, OH MY GOD, REALLY COOL DUDE, either
you have done very well my friend
great contribution to the thread and board
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>>4048865
thanks for blessing this itt with ur presence, anon
always lovely to see a famous samefig
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>>4048900
>i t t
>9 0 0
i is the 9th letter of the alphabet
don't know why t would be 0. I have to think about that some more.
nice dubs anyway
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>>4048915
nice to see someone checking my 900

poopboi out
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>>4048945
poop goes out
benis goes in
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>>4048966
underchecked double :^)
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>>4049007
wb bby :^)
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>>4049029
thank bby
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I was so fucking drunk, I couldn't do shit for 2 days straight

back at home again I drank 5 bottles of water until I had to pee again, my head still starts to hurt just thinking about my alcohol levels this new years eve

lets have an ebin 2016
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>>4049945
yee bby this is nice post
the correct strategy is switching to water right after ur lights are back on, instead of waiting till u sober up
then u wait for ur first poopoopeepee
you can also drink inbeetween ur poison doses if ur feeling fancy
dog bless u bby
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>>4049878
of by one (or two if you were going for 9876)
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>>4050112
was getting an offbyone checking an offbyone part of your plan
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>>4050135
I can't say that it was, but I'm honored that you have such a high opinion of me, senpai.
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>>4048844
this post is a disaster lol imma ask someone to spank my ass when im done freezin it off
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>>4050147
and now a 47
have my babies already
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>>4050166
>66
nice
I like baby's actually
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>>4046615
Nice 6:57
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ye
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#fortune
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>>4050175
do baby's like you back? :^)
>>4050245
>>4050248
achoo, heres ur fortune bby

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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