You wake up in some sort of pod inside of what seems to be a building,with giant windows showing only darkness and a few bright spots. You assume it's the night sky. Dubs decides what to do,and I will answer to any questions.
Masturbate
rip your dick off and eat it
Cough
die
>>403996iamaids is wordifltered to cough without the spaces
I am aids
>rape
Press a button
Pull a lever
>>4040322
Ooooh what happened, what happened?
>>4040322
Is this thing jammed?
Well this is a big box of bullocks
>>4040322
The space ship rockets ahead suddenly and a voice from the console informs you that the ship is now traveling at warp speed.
>>4040514
Ride of the Valktries blasts from several speakers.
You light a joint.
Suddenly a monitor bursts to life as the panicked face of a Pepeoturian fills the screen. His anguished cries fills the cabin.
REEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEE!
>>4040514
Because of the voice, I assume there is some sort of speech recognition system. I ask where am I and what happened, and then ask how to go back to earth and unpull the lever to stop the travel.
>>4040616
Roll
>>4040616
Rollanndo
>>4040616
Rollendo
>>4040616
Good plan. Godspeed space fig.
Look for Google maps. Watch out for large insect like aliens. Don't smoke any more pot.
Google maps it is.
It's going to be a long trip.
Insert failed but sweet "Is space nice" meme
>>4039929
Derp
All alone.
Inside a tin can.
>>4040514
scientifically speaking, warp speed has no gforce pushing you back, so just push the lever deep into your asshole.
>>4040788
dont u mean g spot insteald of wrap speed amirite guyz ROLF
>>4040788
Good to know.
Smoked a joint anyway.
Looking for tunes.
>>4040788
And of course nice dubs.
Just gonna ride this space ship right of the edge of time.
Think I'll listen to some nice radio.
Might as well play some fallout while I'm at it
>>4040898
And I just got this great emulator and can play Space Invaders. Pew, pew pew
>>4040908
PSA
Don’t play Space war games while driving a space ship. You might actually be shooting at shit
You laugh, but we can shit post on 4chin from outer space. I am doing it right now.
Hey there, sexy sax man.
Does the ISS have internet access?
How many people are on the space station right now? Do we have Russians, Canadians and Americans on the space station right now? That would be kinda cool.
>>4040887
I like how this turned out.
>>4040937
>access
If you remove cce, it says "ass".
Actually, the s in cyrillic looks like a c, and the e is also the pronunciation of the a in English, sometimes.
So a[cce]ss becomes a[ssa]ss, ass ass.
Pinkered twice!
can we grow weed lmao
>>4041119
Ummmmm,
what?
>>4041141
>access
If you remove cce, it says "ass".
Actually, the s in cyrillic looks like a c, and the e is also the pronunciation of the a in English, sometimes.
So a[cce]ss becomes a[ssa]ss, ass ass.
Pinkered twice!
>>4041141
>access
If you remove cce, it says "ass".
Actually, the s in cyrillic looks like a c, and the e is also the pronunciation of the a in English, sometimes.
So a[cce]ss becomes a[ssa]ss, ass ass.
Pinkered twice!
>>4041144
>404 11 44
I will try to interpret this number.
404 means "Not Found" in HTTP
11 stands for the HTTP version number, HTTP/1.1
44 is dubs
So we have ourselves a little story. It's about someone who wins the lottery but can't find his ticket.
>>4041129
If I could, I would
i dont want dubs
>>4041206
Please use proper apostophes.
I dont wan't dubs.
>>4039929 lol
>OP here
For anyone wondering this is the first time since the creation of this thread that I have posted. And I also find it kinda amusing that everyone just assumed we were out In space,even tho the original post didn't even mention space.
>>4041238
Nice anime but what does tawhid have to do with coffee? Second question: whom are you quoting?
>>4041238
I find this interesting as well - I imagine it's related to the picture you posted.
>>4041244
Wat
>>4041250
Okay I have been waiting. How long until you get un-confused?
>>4041256
In 14 seconds. When you post again I'm probably un-confused
>>4041264
Let's do it.
>>4041272
Ok
*does it*
>>4041308
We did it!In the ass.
>>4041228
good double :^)
>>4041325
No problem dude.
Are we there yet? I've probably been impregnated by some horrible parasitic creature that will explode from my belly, rape human's and colonize earth after killing all humans except for a few baby hosts.
>>4041238
You just abandoned us OP, left us to our own devices AND NOW, THE WHOLE FUGGING WORLD IS GETTING RAPED BY INSECT ALIENS!
Fart so hard
>>4042355
another page 10 dubs safe
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Civilization is destroyed. Insect aliens run amock. OP don't care.
>>4043213
[s4s] is borne
