I want to methodically fill Kekkat's room with my homemade vinegar. I'm well aware this would take many months, but I would take up this colossal challenge for him. I would insert tubes into his mouth and anal cavities so I would be able to slip him the pickel once the deed was complete. Once the vinegar filled up to his neck I would carefully remove the tubes and most likely take a break to let my vinegar supplies replenish. After a few days Kekkats's lower body would slowly begin becoming pickel. I would then proceed to fill his mouth, ears, and nose with pickel. I would then remove his now greenish, wrinkly, body from his room and place him in a jar filled with my homemade vinegar, completing his transformation into pickle.
wow, lady.
>>4026556
I want to bury Kekkats in a coffin filled with sand and then set the coffin on fire. I would then carefully break the coffin to find Kekkats encased in glass. I would then chip the glass parts around his ass and wear them as glasses. Then, and only then, would I be able to fully appreciate Kekkats’s detailed ass-cheeks.
I want to shave my head and cover it in Vaseline. I would then meet up with Kekkats and slowly push my head into his delicate anus. Then I would wear Kekkats as a mask and go to a party where other people wear each other as masks. Maybe we could get drunk together.
I want to find Kekkats’s diapers, microwave them, and then wear them. Afterwards I would call him to a feast and make diaper stew, which I would force-feed to him through a straw.
I want to surgically remove my ball sack and take all the semen from it and spill it inside a humidifier. I would then put the humidifier inside Kekkats’s room when he is asleep so he will slowly breathe my would-be kids inside his lungs.
I want to collect all the dead skin cells and finger-nails from Kekkats and put them inside my work-shed. I would later attempt to replicate Kekkats left index finger and pleasure myself with it. Maybe if I collected enough resources then I could make a full-on fist.
I want to find a random person on the street and duct-tape him to a stop sign. If the scientist near my shed gives me high-tech equipment, then I would be able to siphon genes and DNA from Kekkats. I would then intoxicate the man on the stop sign with Kekkats’s hormones and attempt to turn him into a Kekkats clone.
I want to piss down Kekkats’s throat.
I want to shit inside Kekkats’s anal cavity.
I want to cum all over Kekkats’s eyelids.
>tfw you will never, EVER become Kekkats
feels bad, man
>>4026556
Fuck you disgusting nigger
>>4026573
LoLo y u bee mean?
>>4026573
shut up you rape apologist
>>4026556
i want kekkats' ugly-ass downs syndrome face and cringy lootcrate tshirts to never fucking appear on this board ever again
>>4027164
That's pretty harsh...
Why so triggered anon?
