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How I fucked up on getting p00si
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>Anon, 14, got bored one day
>Start snapchatting all my friends I had at the time (No snapchat story back then)
>Two girls reply back
>First girl Taco-American 7/10
>Second girl Basketball-American 9/10
>Decide to send snapchats of anon flexing
>Girls like
>Taco-American girl start sending snaps of her grabbing boobs.
>Basketball-American girl sends snaps of her on the floor showing off her dirty pillows in her crop top
>Can almost see a nip
>Decide to screenshot
>14 y/o anon did not think it through
>She still sent me snaps
>Taco american girl keeps sending me snaps of her grabbing her boobs
>Awww yiss
>Decide to screenshot also
>They notice I was screenshotting almost every picture
>Start sending me snaps of just an all black screen or random house objects
>Say goodnight to both
>Aw yiss got me sum pics
>They stop messaging me for days
>No problem, still got these pictures tho
>One night, Basketball American girl sends me a message
>"Hey anon, whatchu gon do to dis pussay?"
>Noice
>Start telling her what im gonna do
>Make plans to meet up next day so we can watch a movie and after get sum poonani
>Pretty aroused with what shes telling me
>Decide to hold my ding dong
>It was a cold night and my hands were cold
>Dingaling gets hard
>Decide to get to beating it
>Inside head "Anon wtf. Let go of your dick."
>Climax
>Realize what I just did
>Start praying really fast
>"Im sorry God, I dindu nuffin"
>Next day says she cant hang out
>Years pass
>Get to the present
>Basketball American girl is pregant and Taco American girl lives 25 miles away from me
>Mfw I cant go back in time to stop myself
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>>4019985
who are you quoting?
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>>4019985
There are several serious issues with your essay that need correction. First, the lack of citations is alarming. Plagiarism is a serious problem in academia, and an act that is not tolerated on [s4s]. Please properly source your quotes. Second, the entirety of your essay is quotes. This is also plagiarism! Learn to develop your own voice, incorporating in properly-cited facts and ideas from other sources as you build your argument. (See Chapter 2.5 for more information.) See me after class, and I can give you additional guidance.
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>>4019985

>Anon, 14, gots bugged out one day
>Start snapchattin all mah playaz I had all up in tha time (No snapchat rap back then)
>Two hoes reply back
>First hoe Taco-Gangsta 7/10
>Second hoe Basketball-Gangsta 9/10
>Decizzle ta bust snapchatz of anon flexing
>Girls like
>Taco-Gangsta hoe start bustin snapz of her grabbin titties.
>Basketball-Gangsta hoe sendz snapz of her on tha floor showin off her dirty pillows up in her crop top
>Can almost peep a nip
>Decizzle ta screenshot
>14 y/o anon did not be thinkin it through
>Bitch still busted mah crazy ass snaps
>Taco american hoe keeps bustin me snapz of her grabbin her titties
>Awww yiss
>Decizzle ta screenshot also
>They notice I was screenshottin almost every last muthafuckin picture
>Start bustin me snapz of just a all black screen or random doggy den objects
>Say git tha fuck outta ma bidnizz ta both
>Aw yiss gots me sum pics
>They stop messagin me fo' days
>No problem, still gots these pictures tho
>One night, Basketbizzle Gangsta hoe sendz me a message
>"Yo anon, whatchu gon do ta dis pussay?"
>Noice
>Start spittin some lyrics ta her what tha fuck im gonna do
>Make plans ta hook up next dizzle so we can peep a porno n' afta git sum poonani
>Pretty aroused wit what tha fuck shes spittin some lyrics ta me
>Decizzle ta hold mah din dong
>Dat shiznit was a cold-ass lil cold night n' mah handz was cold
>Dingalin gets hard
>Decizzle ta git ta whoopin it
>Inside head "Anon wtf. Let go of yo' dick."
>Climax
>Realize what tha fuck I just did
>Start prayin straight-up fast
>"Im sorry God, I dindu nuffin"
>Next dizzle say dat thugged-out biiiatch cant hang out
>Years pass
>Git ta tha present
>Basketbizzle Gangsta hoe is pregant n' Taco Gangsta hoe lives 25 milez away from me
>Mfw I cant go back up in time ta stop mah dirty ass
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Is this a star wars spoiler
This is the plot isn't it
Thanks for ruining everything
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