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my naked park story
2015-12-02 05:53:11 Post No. 3964340
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my naked park story
anon
2015-12-02 05:53:11
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>be me in 5th grade
>lived a ten minute bike ride away from local school playground
>go every Saturday because im lonely like that
>i go one Saturday, notice crush is at park.
>i go up the biggest tube slide. go down.
> half way down there is a giant fresh shit. i cant stop
>fuckkkkk
>i slide over the shit at full speed
>i feel the shit smear up my legs and back.
>i get to the bottom
>cloths are covered in shit
>i see crush looking at me. while im covered in human waste
>i see kid i hate laughing at me
>take off shit stained cloths
>throw them at kid
>realize i had gone commando that day because im awesome like that
>moms stare in awe whilst a naked shit stained 9 year old being chased through the park by another kid with poop on his face.
> i run through the park to my bike
>oh fuck hes getting closer.jpg
>i jump on my bike Indiana Jones style
>i barely escape
> my face when i ride though the neighborhood naked like a Greek god.
