Recently, [s4s] has been getting an influx of new users. Here is a fignewton guide :^)
1. Get doubles
2. Check doubles
3. this is nice board
4. Try to use more privileged, nicer words such as:
-f*g >> -fig
f*ck >> fug
sh*tposting >> funposting
troll >> master ruseman
newf*g >> newfig/fignewton
5. If a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes
6. Don't be rude, [s4s] isn't /b/
7. No roll threads, [s4s] isn't /b/
8. Birds are very important
9. Birds are not that important
10. Please do not post lewd images on this board. We are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.
11. Letting dubs go unchecked is literally murder. If you see someone get dubs, you must respond to them congratulating their GET
12. Every thread deserves a reply
13. If you aren't seeing all the posts, use the [s4s] interface
14. :^)
15. :v)
16. :>)
17. :<)
18. We encourage making your own memes. Try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. Post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. It worked with kek, it worked with froge, it can work with you!
19. Telling other posters to go to leddit or 9gag is #rude. If someone is acting in a very un-[s4s]-like manner, kindly redirect them to >>>/b/
20. "nice to see someone using my OC :^)" - You say this when someone uses your OC :^)
21. If anyone acts rude, crude or lewd, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, >>>/r9k/ if they post pepe or greentext stories, and >>>/pol/ if they act racist or hate on privilege. After responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people.
22. Don't forget to check doubles
23. On certain days, you will prepare to do things like never before. Try to take part in these and be prepared.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>3953866
classic dubs
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>3953877
good dub
Check triples fgt
Go back to >>>/r9k /
>>3953866
sticky this
>>3953866
>if a person uses greentext
but what if they are using greentext properly?
>>3953914
If they were using it properly, we wouldn't need to ask as the quote source would be evident in the post :^)
bop
bump for remind
bop
>>3953866
mods pls sticky
bop to remond newfronds whot a quolity throd loks lok.
>>3954678
mod pls
pls
> If you aren't seeing all the posts, use the [s4s] interface
newfig here, Is this actually a thing?
>>3954678
seconded.
>>3954702
The [s4s] interface does exist, however it is not something you download. It is a state of mind.
Continue using this board and you will understand :^]
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>3953866
fuck cunt niggercunt shitpost
>>3953877
O'SH*T, DUBS CHECKING DUBS
THE DUBS HAVE BEEN COLLIDEDJust wanted to say that I'm sorry for funposting in >>>/vg/123364491 and making [s4s] look bad
bop
>>3953866
OP is dubs, why not stickied?
>>3953914
who are you quoting?
>>3954767
Yes, although you could be more kind in your redirecting him to another board.
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>>3954896
That's okay, Anon.
Maybe instead of "sh*t" use "shoot" or "schlips" in the future to make your posts a little nicer.
>>3953866
>9. Birds are not that important
I am quoting your list which I find highly untrustworthy
>>3955443
"now that's merely like your perception of things, brother"
-the guy
>>3955353
I never sleep and browse [s4s] at the same time. Does that mean I get insomnia from [s4s]? Should I get IQ implants before further browsing?
Please respond.
Daily reminder that this should be stickied
stop right there
I always think hes holding crack.
>>3955604
>tfw my name is also Alex
Quoting Alexander Marcus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNUUCHsgRu8
>>3953866
Checked !
>>3955699
>dubschecking dubs
remember to check the rest of the thread, there are lots of unchecked dubs around here.
Daily reminder that this should be stickied
swaglorde please stick
>>3955598
>>>/r9k
>>3953866
you forgot to say to check your furtone
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
testing the fortune in epic psa sticky-to-be
>>3956299
i got dubs but no fortune, maybe this time?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
The allencompassing everpresent god has decided that it is not this thread's turn to die but to be stickled.
>>3953866
Amazing thread! Very helpful! Very informative!
Mods, sticky request! Please!
>>3953866
I'm new here, how am I doing so far?
>>3957118
no dubs friend, try again
>>3953866
I approve of this guide, it's pretty ebin
>>3957125
Is there a level of dubs? Like if some one gets 11 is that worth more to check than 00?
>>3957139
all dubs are equal
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>3953866
don't sticky this bullshit
i already understand this rules
but FUCK YOU I WANT TO SWEAR WORDS WHEN I MOTHERFUCKING WANT IT BITCH
also nice dubs fag
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>>3953866
nice dubs :^)
>>3957222
nice trips! im checking them!
>>3957222
trips confirm that mods plES LOOK AN STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK STIK
>>3953866
nice dubs
nice guide
mods why no sticky?
:^)
>>3957222
>>3957292
stick or else
But wait, there'sses!
>>3954692
mods pls do you even nice
bop
bop
bop
>>3958300
nice digits my friend
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
>>3953866
Nice
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>3958339
you're not using the meme right.
>*facepalm*
Ookay I saw a SES but it's gone now everyone be careful u might be surprise
>>3958550
whom doth ye quoteth?
>>3958563
Oh sorry, I didn't mean to greentext.
The > symbol was meant to be used like in a scientific formula i.e. as "leads to" to signify that the failourous use of the interface meme lead to me *facepalm*ing.
>>3958339
How do I switch to [s4s] ?
Also, check em
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
fuggin sticky this
don't tell nice mod
gods pls sticky
