dear fortune,
will i ever get to netflix and chill with sandra bullock?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>3948671
>71
can i at least make her a sand witch?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>3948675
if only checking my mail dint trigger my ptsd :^(
>>3948671
sandy is 52 years old. and i would still smash it.
>>3948671
my dick Ben told me it would insert into bullock's bagina.
goddammit she's so gorgeous tbh
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>3949288
dubs confirm she a qt
>>3948671
Dear Fortune,
Will I pass my math test tomorrow?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>3949303
>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
ayy, you will certainly pass some kind of test
>>3949311
I hope it will be a female stranger
>>3949328
if this post number is even, it will be a lady
dear fortune will i ever sex sandra buttocks
>>3949487
hello why did it not worked?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>3949491
( ´_ゝ`)
>tfw フーン actually means "Typhoon"
not to be r00d but cant you find your own are waifu's lads
>>3949537
so it means ( ´_ゝ`)-typhoon?
is that a yes or a no then?
will i survive the radiation outside earths orbit?
#fortune
>>3949546
obviously yes.
go to google translator paste this "フーン"
>>3949567
I googled フーン and this is what I got. Hmm.