u can post whatever u want in this thred haha
:O
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>>3942535
youd be suprise
FUCK
>>3942543
i thought this was nice bord...
>>3942535
where did you get this picture of me
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one, two, buckle my shoe
To brighten up mood here's a funny 1
>be me aprx 13
>friends convince me to go to LARP event
>wtfiveneverdonethis.jpg
>two hour drive there
>finally fucking there and ready to party
>friends say there's boobs and booz everywhere
>hours of wandering around in pirate costume
>balls are sweaty
>can't find a drop of water, let alone alcohol
>returntobasecamp.avi
>find bottles of sunny-d
>down two stash one
>friend 1 sees me stash it
>hey make sure no one drinks this and pisses in the bottle or something
>wtfdidithinkwasgoingtohappen.gif
>go LARPing like a boss and beat the crap out of some neckbeards with foam swords.
>getting dark so I head back to camp
>who knew I would be so thirsty
>look in cooler for some drank
>fucking vulture friends got to it all
>remember my stash
>foresight is 20/20
>immeadiatly down half the bottle
>tastes funny and not the potato-trying-to-throw-a-football kinda funny
>wtfdidijustdrink.p
>decide I was just imagining it
>take second swig, then third
>yupdefiantlypiss.avi
>friend 1 shows up
>what the fuck man! did you piss in this bottle???!!
>shit eating grin
>I didn't think you'd drink it I thought you were joking lolxddd
>hindsight is 20/20
>friends decide they'll make it up to me
>hey we saw a bar with an open back when we were raiding the ship wanna steal some rum?
>not a good idea buttfuckit
>wander around in dark getting lost
>at this point I'm wearing my brothers t-shirt because my pirate costume was filth
>have to piss out the piss
>mfw the longest line in the century to get into the portapottys
>we end up cutting the drunk adults
>wild 8/10 qt3.14 appears hammered
>h-hey coodyouguys halp me to da fronnadaline?¿
>+10 assist bonus
>she comes out after a bit, my brother wants to hit on her so we wait like fagits
>she's slurring up a storm about how cool we are
>says if we come back to camp we can drink with her
>start to panic because I'm a FAGGIT and I've never drank much before
Cont.
smh tbh fam
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>>3942773
what he said, but anime
USS Enterprise
