snek court lol
lol
>>4471040
I honestly dont find this very funny at all. Ok first off, yes I GET IT. Snakes obviously couldn't preside over a legal hearing. Snakes are reptiles so they obviously couldn't offer judicial assessments in the credibility of constitutional arguments or offer interpretations of state or federal law. So yeah I get it
>herrrrrr fucking derrrr snakes just slither around and shit how could they be in charge of the judicial process
Still it's not funny. It's sophomoric. Everyone fucking knows snakes cant even fucking talk OK!!!!! So this is fucking retarded tbh.
>>4471090
Who are you quoting?
This thread is fucking shit. It's so fucking horrible it's almost an achievement in and of itself, its a true testament to how worthless s4s is. It's a cesspool of samefagging, stale jokes and ebin le ironic shitposting.
Like 'snek court'...How the fuck could any living being find that humorous?
>hahahahahahah snakes are saurian, unthinking creatures how funny would it be if they were in charge of the judicial process!!!!!!!
Is that your fucking idea of a joke? Seriously, fucking pathetic. Fuck this thread, fuck snakes and fuck you Sir Faggerton. You samefagging piece of autistic filth.
>>4471090
>>4471096
U MAD?
>>4471103
Hhahhaahaha who could imagine such a thing?
>>4471096
forgot my pic
>>4444444
modes please stick it
https://youtu.be/TKm2liZ1YyM
#F
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4471090
Hello plebbit
>>4471124
U mad bro?
>>4471040
le snek girle
>>4471194
le BRUCE WILLIS
>>4471124
>can't write an argument so just writes plebbit instead
wat is am snak is in cort
>>4471212
Who are you quoting
>>4471223
What I think you meant with that shitpost.
>>4471281
sh*t
rude
>>4471281
Hello plebbit
lol epic m88
>>4471281
#rude
>>4471218
LOL XDDDDDDDDD :^)
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4471055
>>4471862
3d ? u srs?
>be a snake
>spaghetti.jpg
>seee my cousin slithering
>ohmanboner.jpg
>make snek sex with cousin
>shittypooppostlawntoys.gif
Karen Kujo
SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUGGIN SNAKE IS DOING IN THE FUGGING COURT!!!!! A SNAKE HAS NO PLACE IN A COURT!!!
>>4471555
excellent triple!
>>4471777
excellent triple!
>>4472399
excellent dubs!
>>4472414
fuck you karen desu
>>4471040
lol
SNEK COURT IS NOW ADJOURNED
>>4471040
dont tread on me
>>4471194
lol hote
lol snek as a judge in a court, who would have thought!
hiss hiss lolol
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4471096
This thread is fucking shit. It's so fucking horrible it's almost an achievement in and of itself, its a true testament to how worthless s4s is. It's a cesspool of samefagging, stale jokes and ebin le ironic shitposting.
Like 'snek court'...How the fuck could any living being find that humorous?
>hahahahahahah snakes are saurian, unthinking creatures how funny would it be if they were in charge of the judicial process!!!!!!!
Is that your fucking idea of a joke? Seriously, fucking pathetic. Fuck this thread, fuck snakes and fuck you Sir Faggerton. You samefagging piece of autistic filth.
>>4471194
I object.
Le snek girle is not a snek, but a Lamia.
>>4472835
This thread is fucking shit. It's so fucking horrible it's almost an achievement in and of itself, its a true testament to how worthless s4s is. It's a cesspool of samefagging, stale jokes and ebin le ironic shitposting.
>Like 'snek court'...How the fuck could any living being find that humorous?
>>hahahahahahah snakes are saurian, unthinking creatures how funny would it be if they were in charge of the judicial process!!!!!!!
>Is that your fucking idea of a joke? Seriously, fucking pathetic. Fuck this thread, fuck snakes and fuck you Sir Faggerton. You samefagging piece of autistic filth.
>>4472850
this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
>>4472844
>44
>dubs
nice
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHA HAEHEHHEHAHEH EAHEHEAHAEHAE HAEHAHEAHAH EHEHEAHHAHAEHAEHHE OLLOOLOLLOLLLLLLLLLOLOLOO LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOHLO EUHAHAHAH LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (lol) 11 LOL !!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol LOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol)
NEXT UP
THE PEOPLE VS KAREN
All rise for the honorable judge snek
>>4471040
lol
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
lmao
>>4471090
You obviously don't know much about snakes. They can do some of those things as well as people.
>>4475359
I don't get it
lol
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
I get it
6401
I wish real court was like snek court
Commit a crime, appear in court, and the only thing anyone in the room does is just say 'lol' over and over.
>>4475611
>>4475666
>>4475797
this so much
>>4471194
i like this where can i find more lmao
>>4476758
am i doing this rite freeidns please tell me thanks
MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY MEMES AHOY
>>4472845
Le snek girle may come from an origin of sneks, but it has the upper body of a girle.
But since the snek part of le girle is bigger than le girle part, it makes le snek girle a snek.
Your honor, you may now proceed with the case.
>>4476774
excyse ne sur tge defebseuves would like to raise an objections to the classififixcation of snek grtils as having more snek than gril as we bekieve that the girl can be a girl and a snek even if there is more snek than girl.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!! CARRY ON READING OR U WILL DIE EVEN IF YOU LOOKED AT THE WORD WARNING!!!!!!!!1
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.
SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG. AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.
NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?
EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE 3: JOEANNA SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN
>>4477051
can you not
my most recent 4chan posting
>>4475921
this but unironically
lel
>>4477841
This, but ironically.
>>4471850
HAH THAT ISNT A BANANANAN HAHAHAHAHHAHA :D:D::D:D:D:D
>>4471040
lol
>>4471090
lol
lel
>>4478600
lol dubs
SsssAss lol
ayy lmao
spongebob
flagged
>>4479048
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fUGGING LOL
Why is there a snake in a court?
like, why does their a snake in a court
>>4481022
nice dubs
t. hehe
eggs dee
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
dubs and snek dies
wow there is a serious lack of dubs in this ITT
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
「lol」
>>4471107
heh
>>4482144
nice dubs
haha get it its a snek haha funny 10/10
haha get it its like chaika and karen and every other screw loose faggot who thinks spam is endearing and cute and not nonsensical and unfunny haha oops here goes another hidden
>>4471281
>shit
>swearing
r00d
Fuck every last one of you
>>4471040
GIV3 ME MY MILK
Snakes do not understand the judicial process and would make for extremely poor judges
lol xDDDD
Haha, it's funny because sneks have no handse and so instead of using a gavel the snek judge has to hit his desk with his face.
>>4477213
This is [s4s] famalam mah main man
We are the undisputed kings of funposting
>>4484888
trips confirms
>>4484889
lol we can neverget freeof the trips
lol
>>4471040
lol
lol
>>4484987
lol filter bubble
>>4485000
noice triples
>>4471281
Oh shit did he just say the s-word
test
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
A FUCKING SNEK
OH MY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>4485146
lol lol
>>4471040
lol
lel
