Hello hello and welcome to /cara/, your weekly hangout to discuss all things Delevingne and just about everything else!
How have you been holding up?
FAQ:
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
Safe to say i'm definitely not sleeping tonight, holy shit
>>16718583
i've missed this
Glad to see you are still doing it
Wagebro here.
it's been so long
>>16718588
>Glad to see you are still doing it
i'm glad you're still joining us, old friend. how have you been?
heeeeeeeeeey
>>16718591
worked more hours than usual and weekends were dedicated to sleep only, feel like trash.
And tomorrow it's an early start.
But Cara always warms my heart.
So how is the Osterreich election going?
Is the mighty far right gonna win??
CARA
How's everyone going ?
>>16718585
Vienna bro i guess ?
sorry for the late thread, by the way. was gripped by elections today.
>>16718597
>worked more hours than usual and weekends were dedicated to sleep only, feel like trash.
i'm sorry to hear that, i hope you get plenty of rest tonight at least.
>So how is the Osterreich election going?
literally 50/50 up until 98% of votes counted. we have to wait until tomorrow to fully manipulate the vo... err, i mean "count the votes by letter". whatever happens, i'm completely wired.
>Is the mighty far right gonna win??
probably not. word on the street is that one of the candidates that dropped out after the first round of votes paid a LOT of money to make sure that there's antifa members counting the votes. nothing confirmed though.
>>16718604
>Vienna bro i guess ?
yes sir!
>>16718608
oh fuck dammmit
Anyway i missed posting Cara
hello?
hi carabros
i didn't save a single new cara pic this week and i feel bad about that.
>>16718611
glad to have you back.
i'm pretty disappointed in my city but i already knew that it was covered with leftists anyway, so i expected no less...
what baffles me the most is that half of the population legitimately wants a radical change in politics, and that's worth noting more than any elected winner.
>>16718614
>>16718616
hey carabro! how you doin'?
i heard about that movie, "teens in love" or whatever it's called. looks very cringey.
>>16718616
have this
>>16718617
>looks very cringey.
hopefully one day she will be in a good movie.
i just had a look on IMDB and she has been in 4 full-length films which have been released to the public, and they have an average rating of 5.87. that's pretty poor, but she is not responsible for any of those low ratings, she's just not taken seriously enough yet to be cast in something good.
Hey carabros! How are you all?!
>>16718635
Praise from Billy Bob Thornton on Cara's acting:
‘As an actor I can spot straight away when someone can act, and you can act’
>>16718617
it does a bit, cara seems really desperate to get into acting
I could listen to her for the rest of my life
[spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuUjdalMgw0[/spoiler]
>>16718635
suicide squad soon, though!
>>16718639
i am a piece of string held up only by stress. other than that, i'm fine. how about yourself?
>>16718646
It would be so relaxing to have Cara read me a story. Her soft voice is so nice.
>>16718647
Feeling a bit sick. I think I'm fighting the flu, it's not awful so I'm hoping it blows over fast.
>>16718646
oh my god that was the most adorable video i've ever seen
Does Cara shave her cunt hair, let it all grow out, or trim it?
>>16718658
>>16718651
>>16718647
How far are we from voice modulation technology that is able to mimic to near perfection another humans voice?
But i guess most of it also comes from the emotion someone puts in their voice.
How do you tell a software to have a "happy" voice or a more "sleepy" or a "sad" voice, that seems a bit impossible
I took some bad screenshots lads, hope some of you that have higher res can do better
>>16718651
>Feeling a bit sick. I think I'm fighting the flu, it's not awful so I'm hoping it blows over fast.
so do i, anon. being sick sucks.
>>16718658
i've loved the recent ones. could listen to her for hours...
>>16718662
pic related
>>16718663
>I took some bad screenshots lads, hope some of you that have higher res can do better
i quite like that one.
>>16718662
if you get that far to see it, i don't think that is a problem, i like a clean shave because it looks , well clean, but if there's fur who cares.
>>16718646
>>16718663
>>16718666
>>16718663
>How far are we from voice modulation technology that is able to mimic to near perfection another humans voice?
Pretty sure advanced research teams and the US government have already achieved that but nothing publicly available.
It's also possible with video which is the really scary part (depending on your view of the world). A whole person could be made to do and say anything and it would look genuine. I've seen tech demonstrations of this on youtube but can't figure out what to search for now to find them again.
>>16718668
thank you , you magnificent soul
Almost forgot! I get to see Cara every day coming home from work!
Sorry for the bad picture. Was stopped in traffic but still didn't want to mess muh with my phone camera.
>>16718664
>so do i, anon. being sick sucks.
Thanks carabro. Yeah got such a busy week too.
Oh god, I'm late for /cara/...
>>16718666
The whole clean-shaven thing seems a bit paedophillic to me.
I reckon she keeps some hair there but has to trim it for certain photoshoots
>>16718672
oh yeah i've seen that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk
It's some very advanced tech
>>16718664
I would love to plant my seed in her lady garden
>8 carabros in less than an hour since the thread went up
wew lads
>>16718676
is that a land rover you are driving there?
How does it feel to be the first lover of Cara ?
Must be great, but at the same time you might be the guy that turned her lesbian.
>>16718690
>the guy that turned her lesbian.
yeah that's not how sexuality works
>>16718687
it's a very nichè group, and that is what makes it great
>>16718686
keked
>>16718682
yeah, you are not the first to tell me that. i guess porn just conditioned me into liking a clean shave.
>>16718682
>seems a bit paedophillic
i understand that as an idea but the thing is anybody who was born in the last 25 years (including me) has probably grown up seeing fully shaved as the norm, especially in porn, so it seems normal now
>>16718693
Sasha Grey always had a bush though. And with all this female empowerment shit going on fanny hair is going to get a whole lot more common
>>16718676
>Almost forgot! I get to see Cara every day coming home from work!
bit jelly desu
>>16718681
not really! hello.
>>16718686
noice
>>16718687
yeah, tonight's thread is crazy. thanks for showing up, guys.
>>16718693
personally, i don't really care unless it's literally out of control. and let's be honest, if you get that far with a girl and she isn't clean shaven, would you really stop?
>>16718705
that is so heartwarming
>>16718688
That's incredible you can spot that with just the dash. Yes. Would Cara approve?
>>16718710
>Would Cara approve?
depends on which one for me!
>>16718713
Range Rover Sport Supercharged. I want to get the Sport SVR next year, waiting for the 2017s because there is a minor facelift.
>>16718719
>Range Rover Sport Supercharged
1000% approved, good taste anon
>>16718710
oh stop it you silly, land rovers have a very recognizable dash(also i'm kind of a gear head), and yes Cara would most definitely approve.
My favorite doe still remains the Land Rover Defender 2 doors
http://www.moibbk.com/images/land-rover-defender-1.jpg
it's a bit tacky in some parts but it's so cute and mad at everything
The evoque was kooowwll, i don't really have much of an opinion on the range rover sport and all of that because they are just big comfy cars for elite, they look massive and have heated seats.
But my heart lies with the old clunky looking defenders
>>16718708
i know, any picture of cara with a baby has that effect on me
>>16718719
Caraapproved
>>16718724
did you try to modify the pic with paint??
what is that black line?
sorry for late responses, was doing a bit of pretend racecars.
twitch tv/lord_esuba/v/67983743
finally got that sweet sub-8 lap. learning to drive stick in this game is actually not that easy.
>>16718722
>My favorite doe still remains the Land Rover Defender 2 doors
i fucking love the defender and g-series equally.
/cara/ on /o/ when?
>>16718729
>car approved
very clever
>all this talk of expensive cars
>i'm struggling to afford food this very week
envy all you billionaires
>>16718721
Cheers
>>16718722
>oh stop it you silly, land rovers have a very recognizable dash(also i'm kind of a gear head), and yes Cara would most definitely approve.
It's pretty impressive either way, since it's all blurry and black. I guess you can see the push to start button which is kind of a giveaway, but you'd still need to know your cars pretty well to point that out. Well done.
>My favorite doe still remains the Land Rover Defender 2 doors
Those are super cool, yeah! I mostly just commute to work in mine so went with comfort and warranty as you said. It's pretty quick though too, SVR is next though. I drove one a few months ago and can't get over the exhaust note and transmission tuning. It's really chill when you drive it easy - like a Supercharged - but as soon as you change into Dynamic mode and those exhaust flaps open it's really fun. Also like the seats.
>But my heart lies with the old clunky looking defenders
Yeah those are great. I love the older Range Rovers though where when you hit the door locks it sounded like a SERIOUS lock went down. Everything made a big noise haha.
>>16718729
<3
>>16718733
i don't even drive in vienna famalam
>>16718731
she posted it to instagram like that, no idea what it is
>>16718733
I'm sorry. What's the cheap food by you?
>>16718739
>>16718742
might have been exaggerating slightly since i got a sack of potatoes for free
all i need are vegetables now
>>16718745
Veggies are good. I've been trying to eat more of them. And salad!
Veggies should be pretty cheap by you, no? Do you like spinach by any chance?
>>16718748
that's pretty cool
>>16718750
good idea might go for some of that very cheap frozen spinach thanks m8
>>16718732
*queue initial D FOREVER YOUNG*
UNDER 7 MINUTES!!!!
I didn't think about that, i'm not that clever
CARA approved
Car Approved
OH SNAP
>i fucking love the defender and g-series equally.
/cara/ on /o/ when?
GELANDEWAGEN MASTER RACE
too bad the russians have ruined it for everyone, it's an incredibly capable offroading monster, 3 locking differentials and tilting suspensions.
Too bad you need to buy the special forces version to have Good shocks.
Have you seen the Mercedes Australia fail??
They sent a caravan of Gwagons on an old outback trail.
The shocks were shattered, only one vehicle remained, the special forces one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fNwKYPX5ws
Still the outback it's an extremely terrible and hostile environment for cars, even gwagons, the documentary is still nice
Also to be noted, they kind hustle these cars so yeah, the shocks have been raped to death
>>16718733
>Walk 10 mins to work
>walk 10 mins to uni
>walk 15 mins to gym, but only 5 from uni
Living in a small town is so great. I have loads of disposable income for food and fun.
Hang in there senpai ;(
>>16718760
>*queue initial D FOREVER YOUNG*
DEJA VU!
were you the one who followed me? thanks, pal. i play a lot of DotA and DS3 on stream so you can probably check that out if you want.
>too bad the russians have ruined it for everyone, it's an incredibly capable offroading monster, 3 locking differentials and tilting suspensions.
how'd they ruin it? i've liked them since they were called Puch G, G-class is actually austrian ;D
>Too bad you need to buy the special forces version to have Good shocks.
yeah, i saw the australia special thing. was a bit like watching a gore video.
>>16718757
No problem! I find it pretty yummy and that would mix well with your potatoes plus give you protein, vitamins and fiber.
>>16718733
Only ameribro is loaded, i'm a wageslave.
But i do like expensive cars
>It's pretty impressive either way, since it's all blurry and black. I guess you can see the push to start button which is kind of a giveaway, but you'd still need to know your cars pretty well to point that out. Well done.
don't make me blush
>Those are super cool, yeah! I mostly just commute to work in mine so went with comfort and warranty as you said. It's pretty quick though too, SVR is next though. I drove one a few months ago and can't get over the exhaust note and transmission tuning. It's really chill when you drive it easy - like a Supercharged - but as soon as you change into Dynamic mode and those exhaust flaps open it's really fun. Also like the seats.
i think everyone even my grandmother have started using the mighty zf8 tranny, seems to be pretty universal, and it's a well deserved title , that transmission is godlike and lends itself to so much fine tuning
>>16718740
ow , that's so weird
>>16718745
*Queue fried rice from pink guy*
*Queue PINK GUY COOKS RAMEN AND RAPS*
Learn the way of the cheap cook
>>16718748
Wow that is gorgeous
R A R E
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>>16718765
Oh no i just watched the twitch link of you going around green hell
Lovely
Also no i'm not into MOBA's i can't follow so much action at the same time, when teamfights occur is hard for me to follow it.
Russian mafia uses the gwagons as escort vehicles
it's full of gwagons in rusky land
And yeah the gwagon is made by an Austrian company and sold by mercedes, the tooling for that car dates back to the 70's , it's a money printing machine.
Ok lads, wagebro is out
Have a good thread and a good night
>>16718733
>1050€/month in studentbux
>still take the cheapest food
>>16718763
Same with a bike.
Feels great if you have nice weather.
>>16718793
>Oh no i just watched the twitch link of you going around green hell
>Lovely
thank you!
>Russian mafia uses the gwagons as escort vehicles
that's pretty badass. reminds me of the ford transit's reputation as a heist vehicle. there's actually two drivers who are on the nordschleife every single trackday in their fiat and ford vans racing each other. they go really quickly too, it's hilarious.
https://youtu.be/5_PIXCxZiZc?t=1m38s
>>16718801
good night wagebro, thanks for popping in <3
>>16718792
ughhh this picture
>>16718793
>And yeah the gwagon is made by an Austrian company and sold by mercedes
Interesting. They never even touch the car, it just gets delivered? I'd think it would be cheaper for them to make it since they have factories already.
>>16718810
Night wagebro!
>>16718812
>They never even touch the car, it just gets delivered? I'd think it would be cheaper for them to make it since they have factories already.
it's a really old deal with magna-steyr.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Steyr#Current
>>16718816
Interesting. I guess that's a good thing because then they don't end up looking like every other Mercedes SUV, which as a whole are super ugly. I can't even keep track of all the ugly shit they make now. GLE, GLS, GLK, and on and on... and the interiors are all basically the same.
>>16718821
god, don't even remind me. german engineering feels like it's regressing hardcore, with mercedes getting slightly uglier and slightly worse engineered every year and BMW talking about making minivans and FWD cars (personally i think the m6 gran coupe is a disaster too)
i do love the i8 though, for a while it took the place of my old dream car.
>>16718831
I think the engineering is good, but the design is what has gone wrong. I hate all that swoopy shit like Mercedes is doing now. Last 7-8 years especially.
Last Mercedes I liked was the CLK63 AMG Black. Looks like a DTM car, was a little rough around the edges.
so, what's on the agenda this week carabros?
>>16718842
>Last Mercedes I liked was the CLK63 AMG Black. Looks like a DTM car, was a little rough around the edges.
you really do have some superb taste. i'm a really big DTM fan, especially golden-era and some BTCC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-AxiVqihM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCS7CBcHxtA
>>16718758
whats this from?
>>16718848
YSL commercial
>>16718851
worth to make webms from or?
>>16718846
You too! Yeah DTM is absolutely excellent. I went to a race at Hockenheim one year, was really fun for an American that has not much access to this sort of thing. Great spectator racing.
>>16718854
absolutely, but i am struggling to find the video now
>>16718864
i've got it, its converting now
>>16718857
yeah, it's absolutely exhilarating to watch and has some seriously ballsy drivers. have you ever seen the BTCC battle for knockhill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD1yOqNTpGo
>>16718864
keep us posted, i don't think i've seen it yet!
>>16718867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kgWokCQSBs
>>16718867
Nope but I'm going to watch it now!
>>16718868
loved this, thank you!
>>16718872
vp9 when
>>16718877
FUCK NOW I CUT OFF HER SMILE
i should really just get a video editor instead of this guessing shit
>>16718877
>vp9
man i had to google this and it's *another* new file format? i haven't even got used to webm yet
life keeps moving too fast for me to keep up
>>16718882
nono webm is the container, vp8 is the one we currently use but vp9 allows for better quality within the same filesize
>>16718885
oh i see. i'll allow it then.
Cara thread on /b/
>>>/b/685647031
>>16718881
Do you have one you want? I'm on a bunch of private trackers and don't mind grabbing on for you. I gotta run now but will check back later
>>16718887
seems to be going pretty much as expected. i haven't browsed /b/ for years
>>16718891
don't worry i'll find one, have fun carabro
>>16718889
even supermodels can get third-wheeled.
>>16718891
see you carabro!
>>16718892
i looked at it for the first time today in a long time, and it's literally just porn now. how the mighty have fallen...
>>16718887
The thread is now just a Cara spam. I'm so proud of us...
>>16718905
:3
>>16718905
sarcasm?
personally i think it's funny that people keep going "looks like a man" while simultaneously flooding their board with trap porn...
>tfw can't stop lurking ex gf's shit
help
>>16718919
Yeah ik, its quite ironic really
>>16718921
how long since break-up ? a few weeks if i remember ?
>>16718919
all sorts of repression and other wierd sexual distortions because they are terrified of being attracted to a man
>>16718921
you could do what i do and look for youtubefus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNDmN_vzbeI
>>16718931
yeah, just about 2 weeks. i'm more worried about her than anything.
>>16718935
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNDmN_vzbeI
good idea, but DEFINITELY not her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inN4dxQsQc4
don't fuck with the doc.
onyourwings was a good youtube waifu. remember her? i actually reuploaded all of her stuff if you miss it.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3o_DHHfZE-DTJaMyswL0RTjFuVqs9-XC
>>16718947
damn, never seen her before but she's lovely
>>16718954
i know it's a bit of a waifu war but i genuinely miss rose's videos, i actually watched those for the content and not so much for her so i just never got the infatuation. looks like she really didn't age well either.
Night, /cara/bros! See you all next week
>>16718975
good night friend <3
>>16718877
rightttt now it should be good
>>16718975
see you next week
i'm gonna keep lurking but i have so much work to do...
>>16718985
same, i have all of my exams next week basically and i haven't been able to study
Does Viennabro visited Slovenia ?
>>16718988
no, sadly i've never been. i have some friends from there though and i hear it's lovely. why do you ask?
>>16718997
Since i'm close, i might visit Lubjana, wanted to know if you went to have your pov about this city.
Already went into the nature, pretty good.
shit i'm so into making my webms now i barely even pay attention to the thread anymore
got premiere pro which seems to work just fine
>>16718887
that thread is a shitshow. is that what all of /b/ is like now?
>>16719002
yeah, i can't say anything about it. sorry!
>>16719004
at least you can supply us with your work :D
>>16719046
need to stop spacing out
>>16719049
in a game of CS, my bad.
seems like the thread is coming to an end though.
>>16719051
oh well theres always next week, or i'll just post them later on since the thread is probably going to survive at least tonight anyway
Anyone still here?
>>16719063
sure am.
>>16719063
yes sir!
>>16719064
Hell yea
Can't believe I'm late again this week
Work got me flooded
Have to get 3000€ for interrailing.
Anyone here been?
fresh new webm
>>16719074
>Have to get 3000€ for interrailing.
>Anyone here been?
jpbro?
nah i havent been but it sounds REALLY good
>>16719074
>Anyone here been?
Where? You mean just around the euro rail network? I've done Germany Austria Czech Republic
>>16719081
Nah, sorry not from jp.
I live in norway but I'm Hungarian
Yea, no It's supposed to be awesome but it's a bit expensive for a student like me
>>16719082
Yup, that's what I pretty much meant
I'm doing Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, Hungary and Romania.
>>16719084
>I live in norway
Surely you can find 3000€ in change on the street there?
>>16719084
>Nah, sorry not from jp.
no worries, i remember jpbro talking about travelling europe with his gf so i figured
>I live in norway but I'm Hungarian
pretty awesome combination, i love hungary and the hungarian language. shame it's so difficult.
>Yea, no It's supposed to be awesome but it's a bit expensive for a student like me
it sounds expensive but i suppose it's what you make of it right? it could potentially turn out cheaper than other vacation destinations if you try really hard to make it worth.
>>16719086
where are you gonna visit in austria?
>>16719089
I wish man.
Jobs are really hard to find now since the oil prices went down and engineers are working as cashiers at supermarkets.
>>16719084
>I live in norway
i go to norway semi-regularly, next trip planned for december
first /cara/ meetup??
>>16719090
I'm visiting Salzburg and Vienna for a few days!
>>16719095
Bergen or Oslo?
>>16719095
>>16719097
actually i guess if there is ever gonna be a meetup it should be vienna
>>16719100
next one is tromso, but might fly in via oslo, not sure yet
>>16719097
i've got a tiny couch to crash on in Hietzing if you ever need it, just hit me up <3
>>16719095
>first /cara/ meetup??
it's like a shadow looming over /cara/, i feel like eventually it will happen
>>16719112
>i've got a tiny couch to crash on in Hietzing if you ever need it, just hit me up <3
Thanks carabro! Appreciate it! <3
>>16719126
of course! maybe by the time you could actually use it i'll have bought a bigger one anyway, i've been meaning to forever
>>16719148
shit i left one frame in
>>16719148
lel, that statue grabbing its own tit
>>16719063
was looking at GoT
strange episode desu
if someone is interested i could upload all the webms i have somewhere
>>16719163
we'll get through them all in /cara/ eventually!
>>16719163
also that pic is gorgeous holy shit
>>16719161
This is fucking awesome
Great job carabro!
>>16719165
alright
>>16719187
oh hey, i have a shirt of that :^)
have more webms next week
>>16719228
i swear there's about a thousand photos from that shoot, i keep seeing new ones all the time
>>16719235
i imagine there have been multiple shoots for ASOS since theres so many
goodnight bros, see you next week after the monaco GP
>>16719255
good night from me too, thank you guys for being so active tonight, really great times. see you after monaco! love you.
>>16719255
>>16719258
good night friends
good night carabros!
