So I go to school at Stanford with this girl. Her name is Kate Courtney and she is an absolute goddess. She also happens to be a national champion mountain biker. She doesn't know I exist, but I would pretty much do anything for her.
I just thought I might share her beauty and perfection with you all.
I had a class with her my freshman year and I would get so hard in class that I would sometimes go to the bathroom and relieve myself.
Or sometimes I would just follow her after class and watch her and how sexy she is. Then I would run back to my dorm and jerk off.
When it was warm out was the best cause she would wear pretty skimpy shorts and her thighs and legs make my dick so hard.
I would give anything for a chance to lick her entire body clean. Mmm the thought of her ass crack after shes all sweaty and dirty.
>>16666801
You will never earn a woman this excellent
>>16666801
You should probably tell the police. These kinds of things are handled by them routinely.
Holy shit never thought I'd see Kate Courtney here. She's a babe yeah. Saw her at mountain bike nationals last summer, she's hotter irl
cute as fk
i'd put my downtube in her log cutter
hnnngggg
Nothing special imo, go for it
>>16668706
probs gay
>>16668991
Russian girl looks retarded or stoned but has a nice camel toe.
>>16669047
lol.
Mmmm
Nice try kate.
>>16669047
first thing i saw too
She's not that hot dude
>>16670417
she's pretty bangin
I'd put it up her butt
>>16666983
Can confirm.
>>16669047
not cameltoe. it's just a chamois. sorry to burst your bubble.
>>16670417
Some people seem way hotter when you see them in real life than when you just take a photograph of them, for some reason. I think it's because we're used to seeing photographs of supermodels, but we're not used to seeing supermodels in real life, so when somebody's not QUITE as hot as a supermodel, but still way hotter than a normal person, they just look okayish in photographs, but fucking INCREDIBLE when you see them in person.
Never heard of her before and likely by the time I finish this post, I won't recall her name.
While she is mildly attractive in these photos, I wouldn't even think of her beyond something as a cum rag. I'd use her once and done.
>>16666765
what would you say to her if you knew she had read this thread
Have you even tried speaking to her? Sounds like you need some game. Get online, buy this book - The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists, by Neil Strauss. Read it from front to back, go out and practice your skills with random girls at school, clubs and stores. Once you have mastered these skills you can try talking to someone like her. Main thing is get some confidence, and don't be desperate or creepy.
I never had problems talking to girls, but had negative game and zero confidence. My friend suggested the book to me, so I read it. I practiced with ugly/chubby girls and built my way up to 10's. Then, bought a DSLR camera and became a "photographer" to shoot models. Had sex with around 30 models, mostly 9s and a couple dimes all with smoking hot bods.
>>16671903
And if she doesn't like you, there's plenty of hotties out there that would love to date someone who goes to a prestigious school.
>>16671903
I tried once in the class I had with her...I sat next to her and I just kinda fumbled my words and then I was too embarrassed to speak to her again.
>>16672618
yeah either any of that retarded shit or just go buy a bike
>>16671903
>this post
this is huh... wew!
>>16672857
buy a bike? And what chase her down? I'm pretty sure no dude on 4chan could catch her on a mountain bike...
>>16673001
Not the same guy.
But too bad I'm a road cyclist of national level, I would love to draft behind her any day.
>>16673027
That's interesting...where are you from? What team do you race for?
>>16673034
I'm from an Asian country, not really that professional like riding on a trade team. I mean I race for my country's glory. Too bad didn't had the chance to be selected to Rio Olympics.
>>16673059
Oh. I raced a bit in some of the Asian countries. I am from US.
>>16673001
>I'm pretty sure no dude on 4chan could catch her on a mountain bike...
any lardass could catch a mountain bike on even a 40 road bike from walmart
>>16673066
Wow! you must be that really strong to race overseas. Are you on a trade team? Soon that's my dream. I'm an under 23 rider, still developing, and lots to learn.
>>16673069
im talking about on trails on a mountain bike...
>>16673073
Yeah I raced for some mid level teams in the US...I am semi retired now...even though I'm not that old.
>>16673076
Oh, what happened? That's really hard to achieve around here, given that cycling is not that of a really big sport in my country.
>>16673084
A few injuries...Plus my most recent team folded after last season and I wasn't willing to take less money so I kinda stopped racing full time.
>>16673090
Which team is that if you don't mind? Yep, injuries are unavoidable, I feel you.
>>16673095
The last team I was on was Champion System team which was domestic pro here in US. Not to be confused with the Asian UCI pro Champion System team. Same sponsor different team.
>>16673098
Yes I am familiar with that team, in my opinion your former sponsor tailored very good cycling jerseys. As far as I know the much renowned Champion System from China, was folded in 2013. So which particular race you're participating at that time? Must be 2.2, etc.
>>16673172
I raced the Tour of Poyang lake a few times which is an interesting race...
I bet her farts smell amazing.
>>16673508
I mean Shoshauna Routley is pretty hot, but she's no Kate Courtney.
She's a spandex wearing XC rider? Fuck that.
>>16673281
Nice, if you're going to continue riding professionally. Dare yourself and finish the Tour de Langkawi. Pretty awesome Asian Race. I salute you Anon. Cycling is hard.
>>16673572
I mean literally every single pro XC rider races in spandex.
I also go to Stanford. I rode with the cycling team for a year but the roadies are just such huge elitist chauvinist assholes. IMO the women MTB riders are the best people on the team. They have hearts of gold. They always make time to do clinics and teach the noobs how to ride on dirt, they never make fun of people's kits or bikes... I really love them all and not even in a sexual way.
Wow everyone seems to go to stanford :/
>>16669047
The Russian looks a bit like a mongoloid.
>>16673508
>>16673562
Wow, she's amazing.
>>16666744
29er
>dropped
>>16666744
>She doesn't know I exist, but I would pretty much do anything for her.
another stalker on /s/, what a faggot
>>16673593
Exacly, that's the problem.
Also 29er lel
>>16671903
>Get online, buy this book - The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists, by Neil Strauss
Anon, here's a fucking link
wp-content/uploads/2014/04/The-Game-by-Neil-Strauss.pdf
Dating mess dot com, dating mess is one word.
Do the triple w too.
>>16676356
If you've ever raced xc you would know that 29ers are faster on 99% of courses these days.
>>16673972
Unfortunately, it is true that a lot of roadies are assholes to strangers, but the road is where I'm at home
>>16676101
There is literally nothing wrong with a 29er unless you're a manlet, manlet.
dude , why don't you just get into mtbing and go on a ride or two with her.
it's worth a shot.
also it's a nice hobby
hotasfk
>>16679469
I'd give her my banana
>>16673074
Most of the training she does is done on a road bike anyway.
Source: I'm an XC racer.
>>16666744
Nice humblebrag OP
Hottest Bike Chick I know.
>>16683876
this isn't post pictures of this mediocre looking girl with a bike...this is post pictures of the goddess Kate Courtney
pretty hot
>>16677074
29ers are super gay dude.
>>16685457
ursupergaydude
You guys do realize girls who ride bike probably have stanky pussies right? Bicycle seats are hell on a woman's crotch.
>>16688013
The smellier her pussy the harder I get. I love that stench!
>>16688020
what this guy said
>>16666801
She probably likes girls, you know. As a girl, I'm pleased w this.
Also the things you've been saying about her are incredibly fucking weird. There's nothing okay about following a woman home.
>>16688767
I mean he's not like raping her...All he is doing is appreciating her athleticism. Nothing done wrong. If there is a crime, it is society has not given this man the confidence to ask her out!
Lmao shes so fucking average, I don't see what's so great about her, plus she looks like she'd be boring as fuck to hang out with as well as sleep with.
>>16688785
How do you figure the super athletic girl who is at least somewhat into the enjoyment of pain, based on her success in endurance sport, would be average in bed?
fap
>>16673001
I just broke the bottem bracket of my fuji today being a fucking retard on my bike but if shes as good at biking as division 1 girls are at hockey id dust her ass
One of my childhood friends does cycle cross at the naval academy and i can stay with him for 20 miles
Has anyone send her an invite to this sad thread yet?
>>16690560
everything you said here is retarded
>>16666744
typical mexican woman
>>16690909
wut?
