Hotline Cara edition.
Hello hello and welcome to /cara/: Your place to funpost, talk about cara, share feels, do whatever you like.
how was your weekend? or your whole week in general? let's talk about it.
FAQ:
FAQ
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
CARA
see >>16435585
Good evening carabro.
>>16435586
beat ya to it! you should link to the right one. welcome though.
>>16435589
good evening to you too, how are you doing pal?
>tfw cara will never raise your child
>>16435569
Is it you miribro???
I don't know which one is the right thread
>>16435591
i am well. done anything interesting this week?
i only made the other thread because i need to get a train soon and wanted to make sure there was a cara thread for me to follow.
>>16435593
Feels bad man
JP bro here
which thread are we using
>>16435611
Aaaayyyy i have no idea, but this one has a proper thread image
So I'd say this one
>>16435611
this one was first. congratulations for making on time.
>>16435617
Is this you mirubro
???
How did the exams go??
>>16435621
no i'm not him but I think OP is
>>16435615
aight ill keep an eye out on the other one and direct people here
>>16435617
thanks bro. got some hard deadlines this week, pulling some a few all nighters
I do have some bad news though. I have found someone who is close to topping Cara as my waifu.
>>16435622
yeah he makes the thread pics with the text
>>16435599
>Is it you miribro???
yes, hello.
>>16435604
>i am well. done anything interesting this week?
good to hear.
i didn't do anything apart from study this week really, i had four exams this week and i did pretty good on all of them despite what i thought would happen.
now i'm just playing tons of Blade & Soul.
>>16435611
JPbro! nice to see you.
we're using mine because it was slightly faster and i made a picture for it.
>>16435621
>Is this you mirubro
no, this is me :D
>>16435625
>I have found someone who is close to topping Cara as my waifu
must be pretty special. are you going to share or keep her to yourself?
Hi carabros!
>>16435625
Topping Cara
Brrehh please
>>16435634
hello, how are you?
>>16435637
My sis got her tonsils taken out so I'm babysitting her. Could be better.
How is everyone?
>>16435631
MMMMMMiiirrrrruuibbbrroohh
Nice to hear all is well I'm on the phone and can't post comfortably .
I'll be home later in the evening
>>16435631
>we're using mine because it was slightly faster and i made a picture for it.
As you command, my lord.
>>16435633
>>16435635
I won't post pics out of respect for Cara but it is Elle Fanning. She is fucking 17, I am 10 years older than her...
lord forgive me
>>16435640
Lol
Oh boy. She is top quality waifu material but not for me
Good taste though
>>16435638
Yeah it can be a bitch. At least you have /cara/ to pass the time.
jesus, /cara/ is blowing up this evening!
>>16435638
>How is everyone?
was doing good, doing even better now.
>>16435639
<3
>I'm on the phone and can't post comfortably .
>I'll be home later in the evening
can't wait, carabro.
>>16435640
>I won't post pics out of respect for Cara but it is Elle Fanning.
beautiful, but probably too young for modeling. what does she do?
that girl i was talking about is 17 too, i'm not sure if that's too young since i'm gonna be 22 in april..
>>16435645
thanks bro
im at the point in my life where I need to think about settling down and having a family but my career makes it difficult.
on a brighter (or at least weirder) note, I went on /x/ the other day and heard about this thing called "tulpas" where my people focus and meditate for hours and create real imaginary friends who are part of their conscience. Pretty weird shit, I might do it with cara.
>>16435654
>too young for modeling
too young for waifuing too but oh well. 15 is the new 30.
>>16435664
where people***
I don't know why I put "my people". those schitzo weirdos on /x/ are not my people lmao
By the way, is Epi here? Show yourself.
>>16435664
>on a brighter (or at least weirder) note, I went on /x/ the other day and heard about this thing called "tulpas"
i've heard about that, it's extremely weird and i wouldn't do it because i'd be afraid it would fuck me up in some way, but if it's interesting to you it might be cool.
>>16435674
>those schitzo weirdos on /x/ are not my people lmao
yes, WE are your people.
>>16435676
were you in that thread on /r9k/? that was hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXuGOfqyZw
>>16435687
I was but I didn't really post. He is getting mentions again so I figured why not ask.
>>16435664
Weird indeed
I don't know the whole settling down and family thing is kind of out of my todo list
But I understand why people want a family etc
Wish you the best of luck man
>>16435687
>>16435694
what happened on /r9k/?
>>16435694
i had no idea WHAT was going on half the time, pretty sure i became epi for 5 minutes
>>16435699
funposting in a rose thread turned into the twilight zone because i said i'm mutual friends with someone that's prominent there.
>>16435699
Mirubro was there in /rose/ and people thought he was Epi in disguise since it is known Epi browses /cara/.
>>16435687
What's the gossip
>>16435706
Lol
You guys pissed off those people???
Saw Karlie in a documentary about an hotel, thought of this thread.
>>16435706
>i had no idea WHAT was going on half the time, pretty sure i became epi for 5 minutes
They're still saying the same thing at the moment.
Are you sure you're not him?
>>16435716
>You guys pissed off those people???
i wouldn't say pissed off, more bantering.
>>16435718
those feels edits invoke some good memories, how long have you been here friend?
>>16435722
>They're still saying the same thing at the moment.
hahaha whattt, show me
>>16435718
Oh her smooth soft delicate skin
Not this shit again
>>16435725
>hahaha whattt, show me
>>>/r9k/25818018
I don't know who symp is or anything but they seem convinced.
>>16435730
EXACTLY this shit again, my friend.
>>16435730
lol
You're welcomed to leave anytime
>>16435733
>oh it's him
>it's been confirmed
oh god my fucking sides
>>16435725
Mirubro call me Caracaps, i'm here since around 1.5 year
i mostly lurk
>>16435741
Why don't you post???
>>16435741
>Mirubro call me Caracaps, i'm here since around 1.5 year
ah right, sorry. didn't recognize you.
>>16435744
Oh christ i hate duck faces but she pulls it off
>>16435751
i think that's just a kissy face, carabro.
you should try to kiss your monitor and find out.
>tfw funposting in TWO threads while sorting music and playing blade & soul
>>16435755
I'm not worthy
>>16435755
Are you playing as a katana wielding Cara???
looks like the meme is over.
>>16435771
no, i tried to make myself and i'm a kung fu guy with fist weapons.
i was a girl in the CBT though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwwkjI65Q0A
Cara hasn't done in an interview in legit like 5 months
wtf desu
>>16435778
strange considering she's gonna be in tons of movies soon. why do you think that is?
>>16435782
Actually she did do 1 in November if I remember and maybe 1 other one.
If I had to speculate as to why she stopped for a while it would be that bad interview she had in August which for some reason became a big headline
>>16435743
idk, when i post it's feels
>>16435744
np
>>16435791
that's three cute ukranian girls i know now.
that ratio is off the charts.
>tfw no hohol gf who wants me for me and not my citizenship
>>16435788
>If I had to speculate as to why she stopped for a while it would be that bad interview she had in August which for some reason became a big headline
or maybe she just needed a break. she's human after all, a vacation with annie sounds good.
>>16435810
>speculate
i read ejaculate for some reason, had to read 4 times the sentence to understand what the fuck was happening
i still listen to this video to make myself go to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNmpoj2Izwc
feels good
>>16435829
i mean, if i had to ejaculate as to why you read that wrong...
>>16435834
yeeeah, that's lovely.
finally home
this week is been nothing new. All the boring same old shit, luckily these threads exist.
Anyway enough bore bore sob sob bullshit
Check this Smug Cara.
isn't she smugoverload??
>>16435843
extremely. smug enough to warrant a caption, if you ask me.
sorry for llama-ing tonight, blade & soul has my attention right now.
need to level until my friend gets back from malaysia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbfzeGcQk8
>>16435569
It´s a man, isnt it?
>>16435897
no sir.
>>16435901
oh god the finland memes
>>16435897
>>16435910
i'd be pretty gay if cara was a man desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqB05FGheKo
>>16435911
The Cara is a man meme wears pretty thing.
they can' come up with nothing original.
>>16435917
hahah, i know, but it offers a minimal amount of entertainment value while i run around and look for ores to mind.
is everyone just lurking or what?
>>16435915
Nice
can't come up with a good caption sorry
>>16435923
i'm posting but there's not too many people active
>>16435927
the thread was blowing up earlier, guess it was some /rose/ defectors.
The smile that washes away the pain
>>16435933
which one? :^)
gonna post more cara smiles.
>>16435936
>that thing on her lips
REE.
>>16435936
every smile Cara makes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv-soD4iy4
>>16435937
it's clip-on, don't worry!
>>16435939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XXDM4MmYGQ
>>16435937
it's removable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY_kG7rCj7Y
dat laugh at 7:35
>>16435943
>>16435945
i know, but it's still ugly af
>>16435948
to each his own, everyone was concerned at first but then it was revealed to be just a clip on
>>16435943
Zazazazazaza Zaza zazazazazazaza
>>16435945
this whole video is important to /cara/, i think.
honestly, we should put it in the FAQ.
>>16435954
zezeze zezezezezezezezezezezeze!
>everyone was concerned at first but then it was revealed to be just a clip on
i remember the shitflip i had when i saw her with pink hair, good god
>>16435958
don't know man
to me as long as she has hair ( i think women without hair look really weird, hair gives them sensuality)
it could be any of the 16.8 million colors available
A friend photographer of Cara it's a /CARA/ lurker this is what follows
Cara: Hey anon what are you doing
Anon: posting some pictures of you on 4chan for the /s/ board
Cara: oh what board is that sex??
Anon: no it's sexy beautiful women, actually can you do me a favor and take a picture with this piece of paper in your hands
Cara: what's this???
Anon: oh don't worry it's just a timestamp, basically i'm gonna blow everyone's minds of
Cara: ok :3
a post of Cara appears on /s/ with timestamp and hey /Cara/ how are you guys
The whole thread reaches unprecedented levels of excitement levels of the oceans rise 4 meters, the volcano in Yellowstone erupts, apocalypse ensues.
People have heart attacks, the board goes insane, and /Cara/ get's her own board, Mirubro gets to be mod, and they all lived with stressful and severe depression ever after, but knowing there is a small bastion of hope for them.
The End
>>16435968
>as long as she has hair
the mental imagery is haunting.
>>16435978
>Mirubro gets to be mod
hahahah, thank you so much man <3
i remember when people were like "mirubro is basically /cara/" and when swebro went wild because i showed him my cara shirt.
you guys are honestly the best, but i'm not sure if i'd be a good mod if i die of a heart attack.
>>16435984
i didn't see it
show it to meeeeee
never saw that tshirt
>>16435989
i don't have a better picture right now but here it is.
i've had it for months now so it's pretty faded, i think i'll get a new one made in color instead, since it's a custom print.
i thought the irony of having a shirt of cara wearing a shirt with boobs on it was pretty good.
would look much better, i think. better quality too.
>>16436020
oooommmggg
that's genius
fuck me how did i not think about that
>>16436032
you're free to use my idea too, hahah
i remember when swebro spotted some girl wearing a jersey full of cara pictures printed all over, that was really nice too.
>>16436039
yeah i will in the future
it's absolutely genius
>>16436050
thank you, thank you
>>16436053
oh shit, do you have more of that set? it looks great.
Hey /cara/bros! Bit late, was doing some normie shit.
Did you all have a nice week?
>>16436066
>Did you all have a nice week?
yeah, after all the studying was done i felt really good!
it's a special kind of high when you're expecting a D on a class, and then a few days later you meet your prof and he tells you that it was 100% perfect. couldn't be stressed anymore after that one.
how about yourself? do anything exciting?
>>16436057
Anything for you
>>16436070
>>16436073
thanks! love those M65 jackets.
>>16436067
That's great, Anon! Yeah I remember that feeling. Thinking you are going to get a shit grade and then it comes back good.
>how about yourself? do anything exciting?
Not really, a bit tired, but saw some friends today. I haven't been out much so that's good for me. Been doing good on my diet... lost 50-lbs since March of last year. For an Amerifat I'm looking pretty thin! Want to drop 10-lbs more but optimistic!
>>16436077
almost looks like it was shot with film.
>>16436079
>Been doing good on my diet... lost 50-lbs since March of last year.
sounds fantastic, proud of you carabro.
i'm getting back into it too, winter is always a bit of a downtime but home trainer is on the way.
i actually haven't lost the weight from the holidays yet which is a bit embarassing.
>>16436087
Thanks!
Have you tried MyFitnessPal? It's a pretty great app/website for weight loss. I keep my deficit -500kcal which works out to 1lb/week ... which is slow enough where I'm not starving or low on energy. So the weight comes off slow but is easy on me.
>>16436099
>Have you tried MyFitnessPal?
no, what's it do? i usually just calculate my calorie intake by myself using kitchen scales + wolfram alpha and nutritional info.
>the weight comes off slow but is easy on me.
that's generally the best way anyway, if you're satisfied with the pace then it's perfect.
>>16436095
>>16436108
>>16436108
>no, what's it do?
It's a calorie counting app where there are a bunch of user submitted ingredients, very easy to find what you eat or the ingredients that make up what you eat. You can progressively keep track during the day so if at the end of the day you have 500 left you know to eat a smaller dinner, etc.
Also keeps track of your progress well and integrates with a lot of activity trackers.
>>16436112
i'll give it a try, thank you!
cara just posted this on instagram.
>Drean about messaging with Cara because dreams
>wake up excited
>forgot it was a dream
>remember to check phone so i say hi to her
>go trough the app
>no Cara
>realize it was a dream
>Ponder on how much of a dumbfuck i am
>>16436114
Anytime!
Hah, I went and saw the Mona Lisa when I was younger. It's actually really small.
I always wondered if the real one was on display or if its a fake on display and the real one is in some crazy safe.
>>16436123
even though it's kept really securely in the museum, i still think it's probably a fake. it's just way too valuable to take the risk of it getting stolen or even just damaged in some way.
>>16436116
should read up on lucid dreaming.
>>16436126
Already tried, but i find it difficult
There's a sleep thing you put on your eyes to help you dream, and some "engineers" put 6 leds in it and it should help you start lucid dreaming easily because the leds will shine on your closed eyes and you will automatically remember that you put that thing on your eyes and you take control of your dreams
it's all cool and dandy until you find out it costs 100 dollass
http://sleepwithremee.com/
>>16436132
that looks really crazy, i didn't know there was such a science behind lucid dreaming.
i don't do it myself for the same reason i only did acid once (don't think i'm in the right place mentally for those sorts of things), but i keep hearing only cool shit about lucid dreaming.
i guess for someone that REALLY cares 100 dollars is acceptable, but i'd be bummed out if i bought that and it ended up doing nothing for me.
For anyone that's not affraid of losing all social status what so ever, there is a facebook group called Cara Delevingne fans and they post so many pics, some are even pretty rare hahaha
>>16436142
yeah i would be more than pissed
it's supposed to work with your REM cycle so when you start your REM phase the thing starts blinking and you should be basically dreaming, and that's when you take control
it's weird, most guides ask you to write down your dreams or check your time etc.
i find it really hard to remember my dreams, i really wish there was an active drug that could help make the process faster (medical drug) not acid.
>>16436155
i wonder what the comments on that page are like, if i look at her official one...
>>16436161
>i find it really hard to remember my dreams
same here, and it can take me like an hour to even fall asleep. i have no idea how i would even time such a thing.
>>16436155
11,830 people
no thanks i'd rather keep using the tumblr cancer
>>16436176
that reminds me, i should probably go to bed if i need to be up at 6am tomorrow.
it's 11pm already so i guess that's me gone.
thank you all for posting in my thread, it was lovely.
honorable mentions to /rose/buds for genuinely thinking i'm someone else for an entire weekend, it was entertaining.
i'll see you all next time.
(i might make a midweek thread this week, we'll see if i'm busy)
have a nice night!
>>16436186
sleep tight
>ywn kiss Cara's tummy
y lyve
>>16436213
no point at all
>>16435569
Do you have gifs of her to post?
>>16436224
say no more senpai
>>16436228
ayyy thanks
>>16436224
not all of them work because /s/ has high resolution standards
everything has to be 500x500 or higher, and most gifs aren't
>>16436224
Absolutely
>>16436228
That would be amazing ....
>>16436224
<3
>>16436231
Good night !
>>16436243
good night
>>16436242
>>16436238
>>16436235
>>16436234
luv u guys
>>16436246
we know
>>16436263
Please do not post that.
post a Cara or leave it without a picture
>>16436246
Y-you too!
Hello darkness my old friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAGwovDIMyQ
>hey guys?
>what?
>remember that thing?
>no?
>really?
>yes
>wow
>...
>idiots
>that's not nice
>well, fuck you
No. Fuck you.
There once was a beggar
I lend him a tenner
Lonesome he was
Trotting with purse
There once was a beggar
I lend him a tenner
Lengthy and worse
The face of hurt
>ARE YOU FINALLY LONESOME AGAIN?
>ARE YOU FINALLY LONESOME AGAIN?
>ARE YOU FINALLY LONESOME AGAIN?
>ARE YOU FINALLY LONESOME AGAIN?
There once was a beggar
I lend him a tenner
Lonesome he was
Trotting with purse
There once was a beggar
I lend him a tenner
Lengthy and worse
The face of hurt
