Midweek/NYE edition
FAQ:
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
Also
>shamelessly reusing another anon's banner image because i'm too lazy to make a new one
You have so much dedication for her that you only have 5 photos?
What a fucking tard.
>>16395896
i am pacing myself, friend. i have enough pictures of cara to fill the whole of /s/
>>16395740
that would be me.
hi there, mirubro here.
t-minus 1.5 hours to new year's, thinking about getting drunk or not.
wonder if any other carabros will be arriving tonight!
>>16396037
>thinking about getting drunk or not.
are you on your own?
>>16396043
yes, that's why i'm thinking about it in the first place.
>>16396045
well that sounds sad now. maybe i don't pay enough attention to the lives of other carabros but i thought you were doing well
>>16396050
i am doing well, but i'm still not doing anything for new year's.
i mentioned months ago that new year's eve just sort of bores me, and i don't need a new year to make resolutions either.
the terror threats on vienna's new year's path weren't a real reason why, but they're definitely not helping either.
i'll have some wine though, no harm done in that right?
>>16396055
>terror threats
huh, i didn't hear about that. i'm gonna be slightly on edge now for the next few hours hoping that nothing happens. vienna is so wonderful.
>>16396055
>i'll have some wine though, no harm done in that right?
if you're not drinking out of despair, then no problem
>>16396059
>if you're not drinking out of despair, then no problem
i'm not! i'm not exactly celebrating, but it still is quite the occasion.
>i'm gonna be slightly on edge now for the next few hours hoping that nothing happens.
nothing will happen most likely, but i'm still not too comfortable being in probably the biggest crowd you could gather in vienna each year. not this year.
>>16396065
alrighty. i'm gonna make some food and come back in about an hour. i hope some other carabros see this thread, but i guess it's more likely that they will be celebrating somewhere.
>>16396072
see you then, friend.
This chick is too average to find attractive.
>>16396111
i disagree. not even average by supermodel standards, really.
not sure if veltiner is meant to be drank in these quantities but it's still very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV_4lVq9-Kw
>>16396111
i seriously don't understand how anyone can say that. you may think she's not as attractive as other celebrities, but consider the human population as a whole and she is way above average. the only way you can disagree with that is if you never go outside.
>>16396143
i hope to see some drunkposting later
>>16396168
happy new year carabro, and to all carabros currently absent. let's make it a good one!
>i hope to see some drunkposting later
might not happen, it's only wine and i handle alcohol VERY well.
>>16396175
happy new year to you, there is still 1 hour left for me
fireworks are still going, that's 10 minutes in a row now.
vienna's crazy.
>>16396175
>i handle alcohol VERY well.
lucky for you. i got drunk for the first time a few weeks ago (at age 25) and it turns out i don't handle alcohol very well at all. that was an expensive night.
slowly dying down now.
>>16396184
>lucky for you.
must be austrian genetics, we're wine and brandy country and 2nd overall on beer consumption per capita.
>that was an expensive night.
how much did you drink? or did you trash something? :D
>>16396190
>must be austrian genetics
i'm curious to know if it actually is genetics, or tolerance from drinking younger (i believe people drink alcohol from a young age there, right?)
>>16396190
>how much did you drink? or did you trash something? :D
i had like 9 shots of vodka in a row, it was expensive because that quantity of alcohol was enough to make me lose control, which caused me to lose my £300 phone and £150 glasses and then an illegal taxi driver robbed us for about £170
and i don't even like any alcoholic drinks so i have no reason to ever drink again
>>16396200
>i'm curious to know if it actually is genetics, or tolerance from drinking younger
it seems like genetics. i didn't start drinking until quite late (about 17) so it can't be that.
you can drink alcohol at 16 legally here (except for hard liquor) so people tend to start early with beer benders.
i dunno, maybe i'm just a special snowflake.
>i had like 9 shots of vodka in a row
doesn't sound like too much but definitely sounds gross. hate straight vodka. sorry about all the shit you lost, man.
last time i drank heavily, i downed half a bottle of bacardi rum @ 40% alc.vol in about 45 minutes. wasn't as much fun as it sounds.
in general i handle alcohol well, but in a strange way. i get tipsy and start to slur, but my mind is not really affected at all. i could literally sit there and play DotA on god knows how much liquor, doesn't really matter.
it takes some fun out of getting drunk with people, so i don't drunk much anymore.
>>16396234
>i don't drunk much anymore.
yep.
>>16396230
>oh handegg u so funny.jpg
this gets me every time.
>>16396230
>maybe i'm just a special snowflake.
i mean it's quite possible that you personally have good tolerance. you said you handle alcohol extremely well - did you mean compared to your peers, or people in other countries? i still think it's a big claim to say that austrians have evolved greater tolerance to alcohol
>>16396243
>you said you handle alcohol extremely well - did you mean compared to your peers, or people in other countries?
compared to my peers, and most likely to people across the world as well since we're basically alcoholics
>i still think it's a big claim to say that austrians have evolved greater tolerance to alcohol
i wasn't entirely being serious, but it could be!
we're huge exporters of some of the finest quality wine, schnapps and brandy, and only the czechs beat us in beer consumption.
happy new year, UKfriend! i got the yummiest beer ever.
>>16396270
thanks wienbro.
for some reason i am really tired so i'm going to bed, i presume i will see you in the sunday thread
>>16396283
>i presume i will see you in the sunday thread
most definitely. have a good night <3
just me here now!
rare cara for any lurkers.
i decided to clear out the beer in my apartment so i did wind up getting pretty drunk, i'm not even going to touch the metaxa and bulldog gin i have standing around in the cupboard for my own sake