hey /s/ just spent 5 years in lockup, so its been a bit. looks like /b/ is worse for the wear but the other boards seem still functioning as usual. As my first return post, sharing some of the old stockpile.
Btw... wtf is up with all the banana bullshit?
its best that we don't mention banana's here.
And if you don't mind me asking, what did you get locked up for?
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Aggravated assault, tracked my wife to a guys house Via find my Ipone when she was not at home when she told me she was. ( was pulling 24hr duty) kicked in his door seeing them red handed. was just gonna freak them out, but he came at me and i just snapped. i put him in the hospital.
Side note... whats the image post time requirements?
>>16355161
damn, well that's cool.
also would you like posted here? got lots of shit, just say and I will deliver
Unfortunately, /b/ has become just plain sad. Outta the blue, everyone become literal faggots, obsessed with "sissy boys/traps" with "feminine penises" (whether they're trolling or not, idk), ylyl threads which are fun until they all start trolling that damn banana, dubs and trips threads, child porn, or cheese pizza threads as they call'em, and pointless rate me threads. There's very little reason to venture there anymore, which is sad... :/
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Also, what do you want posted, now that you're out?
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I tend to like Classy-ish for my /s/ folder. I have a unhealthy infatuation with Ms. Mosh's and BB's non latex stuff. If there was a way to mass upload everything i have i would. ( is there? There used to be scripts and programs but i think the the captcha has done away with that)
>>16355178
Hard something along the lines that Mootels went perma ban hammer on alot of stuff a few years back. Probably killed of a lot of operators wo dont run a proxie or at least change there fucking I.P. /b/ was always kinda shitty even back when i first started. but it was a lil easier to find a bit a corn in the turd then.
God damn my typing has gone to hell...
>Heard something along the lines that Mootels went perma ban hammer on alot of stuff a few years back. Probably killed of a lot of operators wo dont run a proxie or at least change there fucking I.P. /b/ was always kinda shitty even back when i first started. but it was a lil easier to find a bit a corn in the turd then.
There is no rhyme or reason to my dump. just dumping
>>16355183
4chinz has gone down the shitter in the time youve been gone. all the stellify metart/hegre/ftv threads have disappeared, most of /s/ is filled with 4/10's tops, "chicks you would fuck" aka facebook stalker threads, and /hr/ is 99% ugly (wont remember who in 5 years) celebs.
dunno what to tell you man... I think I do recall your threads back in '08, they were really good/of good taste, iirc....
now its all traps and sissy shit, literally a botnet trying to imprint a disgusting precedent image on the youth.
there have been some real fuckin qt's that have come out since that time, but with all the estrogen they have been pumping into the food and "lolhormoneenhancement" aka birth gontrol, how could there not?
you will probably notice more than me, just how much females dont look the same; they lack that ability to drive the hunger which resides within. dont get me wrong, they are smokin, but the younger ones seem to lack the sex appeal our generation had; something just seems off....
a bit hard to explain, but no where near as hard as 4 concrete walls and a stainless shitter/sink combo.
>>16355206
Wow im Surprised that anyone remembered me.
the thing is i think that the 18~22 ish age rage has the mentality that gay is trendy now and do it to get accepted. ( or feel more acceptable in there own minds)
but thats the thing that really racks my mind is whats found attractive now. (S)miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift? yea sure there great performers, but the have absolutely NOTHING going for them physically, no curves what so ever. Ever seen ole swifty with no makeup? both of them have the body of a 14yo boy. Im not downplaying skinny girls, like them too.. but GOADDAMN, they look like they just fell out of a labor camp.
Here in a few im gonna go burn one. Gad damn i forgot how good smokes where. when i get back i may start posting some of my personal stuff, dont have to worry about any of the fallout from those girls anymore at least
Good to see that your time in isolation did not lower your standards. Not much to welcome you back to, but welcome back none the less.
>>16355246
you know that was something that i could not see past in prison. you got guys that will drool over 250lb troll and i didn't even get a wiggle. after 5 years. walked out of prison, 2 weeks later im sleeping with this Mexican/ Native American chick that was drool worthy. but the whole time i only attempted to talk to any woman in there if it was official. there is just too much drama in even being social with a woman in prison.
>>16355256
Ah shit.. forgot the pic, already slipped on my no post w/o a pic policy
>>16355246
gotta say thanks for the support.
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>>16355227
im off to bed, but perhaps we'll continue discussion tomorrow. The youth are literally doomed, between CommonCore and all the shit joo controlled media is spewing into their minds, I wouldnt be suprised if the movie Idiocracy turns into a reality.
>>16355271
Oh god i had the same thought.
"GO AWAY IM BATEN' *posts banana thread*"
Here comes some OC, then ill try to get into some sets.
lets see, a few more old oddments....
posting some old saved pics in honour of your return
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>getting jail time at all for this
Wtf that's not justice
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well convict, you have good taste at least
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That's it for now, having trouble finding old stuff with high enough resolution. Enjoy the free air, mate.
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who is this?
>>16355123
Dude where you get that image?
I'll leave some images here too, welcome back oldfriend
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here ends my tribute
5 years you must have done something really fucked up
>>16355941
came for the pictures, not the text I see?
>>16355161
Yo Dante I feel like I've seen your posts somewhere but I just don't remember exactly. But I completely agree with tor assessment of my generation and attractiveness of taytay and miley. The both of them look horrid and the latter has some seriously shit personality. This generation will probably also have a shot load of keks too with all the shit we're getting told. Albeit I do watch tranny porn but that's because I have more videos to jack off to and watching the same people gets really boring. It's really hard to find some good tranny videos. I would never fug a tranny though. I know my limits.
>>16355123
So you don't get internet access in prison? Anything?
>>16355934
Where is this picture taken?
I had frequent dreams of a place like this when I was a very young child. I always imagined netherlands or switzerland, but have no idea.
Also, OP has solid taste. I originally came here ~2008, and this has been refreshing.
>>16355995
no clue, found it somewhere. I have this one too if you want it
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Thanks. I'll find out eventually.
Probably, that's not actually true. Might never truly find it, and that's just how it goes.
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There you go
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>Tyrolese Alps
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>Tyrolese Alps
This is it anon. This is it.
Thanks.
>>16356080
Are you kidding me? that body is ridiculously perfect.
>>16356067
nice, ty anon. gonna get some of her sets
>>16355123
welcome back brosef, have some old school goodie/s/...
last one for a while...enjoy!
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>That view is gorgeous as fuck
Saved.
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In return,
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Bump for great thread
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you've probably seen this then
>>16355271
The youth these days has no idea, how to be bad. My nephews sit at home and play Smartphone or Nitendo 3ds games. In my youth I was always in trouble for on bullshit or another! They just dont know how to fun anymore without TV etc.
the quality in this thread is quite high anon.
>>16355764
Love it!
>>16355773
If you know anyone who has every actually spent any time in lockup, they will know as i do the modern day justice system is not about justice. Its about what they can convict you for. get the numbers up, get the conviction...
>>16355873
Her name is Miss Mosh, she is a latex fetish model. I used to have everything of hers. but i cant find a site rip to save my life right now
>>16355982
I used to post website rips pretty heavy in /s/ and /hr/ a few years back. whats a kek? spotted it on /b/ the other day, haven't did any digging.
>>16355990
Hell no dude. no tech what so ever.
>>16356538
Absolute noms.... saved, saved, saved
I usually dont pry in other peoples private matter. But my curiosity is arroused and so have to ask !
Your wife und you: How are things between you now?
Ignore the question if it is to privat/painful.
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Dag nabbit....
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we dont speak
>>16355995
>netherlands
dude, nothing in netherlands is higher than 10meters. all the rest is under the sealevel
>>16355206
>being this much of a paranoid old man
Pretty pathetic tbbq
WTF... I just got out of jail too. 3 years in my case. Mine was a case of mistaken identity. The jury didn't believe me, the judge did so he gave me the lowest sentence he could. Hooray for justice :/
Glad I came across this thread, thanks for the explanation of why /b/ seems so different. Everything looks the same when I got out... even my phone is barely out of date. But /b/ is.... different.
Best thread I've literally seen in 5 years..
>>16355982
HAHAHAHA
you draw the line at WATCHING tranny porn. okay buddy.
>>16356968
kek is the replacement for "lol"
if you really want to emphasize it, you say "top kek"
good for you. I remember talking to you about mosh.
>>16355873
This may Interest you, Mosh tread. more to come.
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lol turned to lel after the reddit infestation of 2011 made shitposting and legitimate retardation hard to tell apart. Lel then turned into keks, and there you go.
Also, you're gonna see 'mfw' (which caused a shit storm when it got regular use) a shitload, which i dunno if you were there for but that's the shorthand for my face when these days.
You got a lot of catching up to do my nigga.
>>16355161
Can't say I blame you, OP. Nothing worse than a goddamn cheat.
Dear god....
so i spent a few hrs hunting around on the old chans, she what the waters like. so many shota boards... x dresser, tranny, sub boys, cock sucking, r8 my cox.... what the fuck happened to the web in five years?
what i really wonder is what is going to happen when the trap generation gets old enough to hold a position of power... in mass numbers. i have found the end of the world..... and i am not happy.
>>16355123
The banana bullshit is cancer - that's really the only way to explain it. It's from all the newfags over the years I guess. Real shame what's become of /b/.
>>16355161
Ah, sounds like you need to look into Redpill (Reddit sub) as well. That's something new in the last 5 years that's actually an improvement on the internet.
This is the first thread on /s/ where I've saved >2 pics in like... weeks. Oldskool dudes really were way cooler than today.
So have some more.
>>16355123
So...what happened to your house/stuff while you were in lock up? I never understood how people just got back into society after spending a while in prison.
Aaaand more.
Chicks, bitches.
'til the fucked captcha comes
gonna keep postin
>>16357940
>Ah, sounds like you need to look into Redpill
How old are you?
First time ever I went to b and regretted it instantly: The first thread was enough. Thank you very much.
>>16356084
riding that sweet blondie standing in that marvellous panorama, the high winds softly brushing one's hairy balls while one thrusts wildly into her tight pussy whereas the smell of her mildly wet asshole's smell mixes beautifully with the lavanda and thyme's scents... That would be godly.
>>16355161
You did good. You should be proud. Tell that story to any woman that comes into your life from now on. That 'll weed out the bitches
>>16356968
>no tech what so ever.
Wow, imagine you can't check your email for 5 years...
>>16356896
Nope. I gonna find that right now.
May be this too>>16356917, it looks interesting.
>>16358409
was gonna post more from the set, but image limit reached unfortunately. I'm glad you liked my images though. Someone should make a continuation thread
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http://thepiratebay. gd/torrent/8309982/[X-Art]_Angelica_(Out_Of_This_World___03.28.2013)
>the video that goes with the set
>>16356559
BTW, Anya retired/quit/something. No new sets of her since you've been gone.
>>16358409
posted most of the set here
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Thanks a lot.
Glad to see some people are still enthusiastic about sharing nice photo shots in /s/.
>>16358007
If you're talking about the cesspool that is the 'manosphere' (Roosh V, Roissy, Jack Donovan, etc.) then you're shilling some serious cancer, dude.
>>16358186
Or only attract the bitches that are addicted to drama and will do the same to see a good fight.
Good stuff OP and the other posters. I love it, gives hope for the future of /s/.
>>16357915
it's because women are all fat and manly or fat and awkward now, traps and older women (25-30) are the only humans with female sex appeal
>>16355161
Lucky you didn't get shot, but hear where ya coming from. I would've joined in and divorced her ass afterwards, just me though.
>>16357961
She is so fucking pretty.
>>16356943
You cant anymore because you'll get arrested and vixtimized, have your nonexistent future ruined.
I punched a kid in hs and had the cops called in, to 'deal with the situstion', and on top of that they drill into your head that no fun allowed and this militaristic mentality of WORK HARD ONLY, etc.
As well as incompetent parents and a politically correct over protective society, there isn't shit to do anymore.
Especially not in the west, in cities or towns.
Elementary school was fun for me, alot of play fighting, exercise, socialising etc, but high school was so unnecessarily strict that you have no choice but to grow up a weak retarded manchild, unless you're from a bad family who doesn't care and you skip out kn school altogether.
Faith restored. Thank you.
>>16357915
You still around? I can redirect you to a place you'd find the old folk putting up a resistance.
>>16357940
>redpill
>of any real use to an adult human male
Pick one.
>>16355123
lol this bait
>>16357915
I know. It's an embarrassment and shame. /b is gay as fuck now.
>>16358007
Seriously... Wtf anon
>>16358403
>Wow, imagine you can't check your email for 5 years...
That part... Sounds great
