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Looks like /r/ is dead. Less shoppers. Anons posting random bitches they found on FB. If any anon wants a real girl faked, post her. My rules. If I say I'll do her but get tired, don't start your bullshit...you're getting something for nothing .
>>14221519
recent dake
recent fake 2
Nobody wants quality fakes of REAL girls tonight?
I'll stick around a few more.
Girls need to be hot , young and real.
Fact we aren't packed w hotties shows how fake the bitches they post are. Could have gotton a great fake tonight but they were busy as usual w bullshit threads.
>>14221588
Hit my post with this girl
Do something. With her but please try and make it believable
She possible op?
She's short and I imagine she likes it in the ass, thanks
>>14221592 - I'm working my thread , not freelancing on yours
>>14221601 - blurry , face obscured. get fucking real.
Can you do it here then. Sorry
Guys, guys , guys.
1 HOT bitches 18-21
2. HQ face pics
3. How you know her / no fuckin randos
No good reqs soon and I'm out.
>>14221633
seen her on 50 threads recently....greedy
Chelsea went to school with her years ago she is a dream
She was my boss for a while, always wanted to fuck her. Worked as a lifeguard so saw her half naked all the time and it killed me
>>14221627
Does this work op? Good friend for a long time that never let me smash
>>14221633
really? lol
cumshop please?
>>14221635
Girl on left please I've had a thing for her forever
Faceswap in a sex scene? much appreciated.
I know this is low equality, but can anyone put a dick in her mouth and make it look decent?
Guys, these girls are just ok and they are no more than girls you've seen around. Go get a mediocre shopper like bjf for that.
I want exceptional beauties that you have a close connect to and SHOULDN'T be posting her.
>>14221663
For girls like that I do EXCEPTIONAL fakes.
>>14221663
>>14221641
I should Def not be posting this girl, dating a friend now and still flirts w me
workmate Tasha, i'm twice her age
>>14221660
Girl on left has a big butt
>>14221663
Op is a giant faggot, kid probably cant even shop. First the pics arent good enough, states we need to "follow the rules" when he didn't post any, until later when he sarcastically and condescendingly says we need to say how we know them. Now not only do we have to fit that criteria, but we have to meet OPs expectations and somehow post girls that are hot in his OPINION so he might "bless us" with one of these amazing shops. Oh hail holy op, please let me suck your cock and fondle your balls til you decide to stop being a faggot and actually do a shop with the more than enough perfect pictures that have been posted ...... not.... eat a dick faggot
>>14221674
Post her here if you want her considered.
>>14221640
Okay now it's my sister. We fucked once but she said that was the only time and I need this picture to relive the best moment of my life
>>14221680
stfu fag shop some pics or gtfo and stop shit talking about op
>>14221680
Stfu you ungrateful faggot.
>>14221680
Fuck you mother fucker. I was a phenom in shopping here, left for a while and now my skills are stronger than ever.
You're just pissed the only hot bitch you're close enough to post is some rando walking down the street.
I'd tell u to eat a dick but you do that anyway...like your mom. But neither of you suck black cock good as your dad.
>>14221686
>>14221691
Your dad sucks good cock.
>>14221686
>>14221691
Tear that fags ass. Sry hit u w/last reply
>>14221700
>>14221697
>>14221695
Anyone still wondering why all the good shoppers got tired of this place?
>>14221697
So we get shit for telling the guy talking shit you to stfu? makes sense.
>>14221700
it's all good, i honestly understand now why everyone left. ungrateful assholes around this whole /r/ page now.
>>14221705
>Sry hit u w/last repl
said i thought it was same guy starting asit and i sd sry when i realized
Did BJF quit?
>>14221716
ya i posted my reply late, it's all good. Just hate ungrateful assholes
>>14221707
Who can tell me the most common anon reply upon getting a great fake ?
And is there anyone astute enough to know who I am?
>>14221728
prob no reply. or asking for more.
most common reply is that's great i can has moar plx?
are you santa?
>>14221731
No reply is #2.
#1 anon reply for a great fake is "AWESOME...can you do this one too?" Of course , always with other impatient anons in line....complaining like that anon till he got HIS fake.
>>14221718
I hope not. Have'nt seen him in a while.
>>14221732
No, I'm not Santa. I'm Sir Real.
A couple months ago I went from 0 photoshop knowledge to doing killer shit in weeks.
I left due to assholes like the wise fuck above but I didn"t stop learning. I'm figuring out techniques nobody taught me now and, for that reason , they'll be exclusive to me.
Back when you guys had bjf every night, I was dispensable. Now there's no bjf, my skills have evolved dramatically but here we are.
Night after nights, /r/ is dead. Thoughts ?
>>14221769
Shoppers come and go here. We are all anonymous. It boils down to, either you do shops or you don't. Shoppers seem to be anons who go through a phase in their life. It's fun for a while, then something drives you off, or you get tired of it. Seems a handfew are able to leave a mark.
>>14221769
/r/ is dying slowly for sure, but it's still twitching. I check in here like, once a month tops and it's always the same shitposts
>>14221780
Anons seem to ask for requests, then they never check back. Like, they disappear. Why would they do that? Drove me nuts. If I posted my girl, I would be checking every 5 minutes or so.
>>14221779
I liked bjf, but some of his ass lickers pissed me off. Like him...
>>14221680
/r/ is dead. Is it ready for a new hero?
>>14221786
so, what are your criteria when looking for a girl to fake? what do you prefer working with?
>>14221792
My criteria was none. I liked working with anything. If anons had a pic in mind, that was the one that they knew would get them off, the one they liked. I did'nt mess with that. It was their fantasy, not always mine.
>>14221787
>>14221769
>>14221680
LOLOLOL I'm the same guy that was talking shit then too, you're still a giant faggot and no one wants you here sir real, your shops fucking blow and even after multiple posts about how amazing your shops are now, you still have yet to do one. You're a faggot. You always will be a faggot. An untalented, self conceded, nit picky faggot.
I'll just tell you all now, no one is getting a shop tonight even if the pic is perfect, this guy dicks you around for literally hours then posts a horrible shop that looks like he spent 5 seconds on.
>>14221806
Honestly Sir Real I remember you too and you aren't shit, fuck off stop giving us false hope
>>14221811
THANK YOU lol you know this dude sucks when he changes his name so no one will know who he is LOL
OP do some something with this plz
>>14221820
Sorry kid not doing any shops tonight cause I'm a raging faggot.
>>14221825
lol whatever man you know shouldn't let these faggots get to you
>>14221825
So why did you start this thread? To state your opinion on a few things, or did you intentionally plan to lead anons astray? Does this not contribute to why /r/ is failing?
>>14221806
Listen , little boy , I'll work and post when I feel like it. Not when you start some pussy democratic uprising of malcontents. You're talentless boy. Your views are irrelevant.
I've been posting some of the better shops on /r/ recently as an anon. Not gifs, other stuff.
As for /r/, I could offer something unique. For a select few. I don't have anything to prove to doubters and nothing to say to haters.
I"m considering doing something for a very limited number of anons. Not as Sir Real. I wanted to make this one appearance to say a couple of things.
If there are any cool anons with real girls post a reply. Looking for real girls you know pref ages 18-25 and hot. We'll have threads but I won't be going by Sir Real. I have some ideas in mind that will make the threads better than anything that's been done before.
Buy I don't want any immature dicks or impatient assholes. Or girls with ugly chicks...sorry. But, what aside, post if you're interested.
If nobody posts, that's fine but it will definitely be your loss. I'm doing some cool fucking shit now.
>>14221910
The one and only thing what you right now offer is your ego which is bigger than Baobab tree.. If you can't be anything but jumped-up little shit, are you really in right place?
>>14221938
I can offer some very good fakes. I just want to do it my way with a limited number. And I don't have time or temperament for the troublemakers.
Like I said, I"ve got something really good for about 10 anons if we've got ten that can see past the bs and get what I'm saying.
>>14221938
Side note on ego. There's always some tlentless ass out there who wants to come in and criticize. In this case, he's even talking about old work of mine. Even if others call it overracting I'm fine with it. That guy and others like him are assholes and fucking losers.
Look at /r/ right now. Find ONE good thread. I challenge you. Are you seriously telling me that we don't have any anons here who are TIRED of this dead /r/ forum and want a good thread.
I'm looking for 10 cool anons. I'm gonna screen out:
- bitches
- whiners
- guys who post chicks we've seen 1000 times
- and anything else that makes sense
I'll give an email for you guys to reach me at and I'll set up the first thread. I'll make the thread name a little generic so as to keep away the losers but you'll always know where it's at.
But no bs. No fatties or ugly bitches. Just cool anons, hot bitches and good fakes. And I promise, when the faggots aren't around I'm super nice to be around too. I just have a low tolerance for bullshit.
So if you wanna be one of the 10 anons and have a hot bitch 18-25 that you know personally and wanna be in on this, post a reply.
Otherwise, fuck, go look at the catalog for /r/.right now. Good luck with that. lol
